356 guessing game
Early the next morning, Ling Feng and I came to Zhou Muyang's house. Zhou Muyang had already prepared a travel bag, saying that it was a hundred bundles of 100 yuan bills, I opened it and looked at it, and carried it in my hand, almost 20 catties, and couldn't help laughing: "This million is not too much, it is about the same as a bag of rice." ”
Ling Feng didn't wear a police uniform today, but an ordinary T-shirt and slacks, he looked very leisurely, and his mood seemed to have been adjusted, and he took over with a smile: "The weight of a hundred-yuan bill is about one gram, 10,000 yuan is 100 grams, and 1 million yuan is 10,000 grams, that is, ten kilograms." ”
Zhou Muyang didn't have such a good attitude as us, and frowned: "Two police officers, in fact, I didn't want the police to participate at first, but now the kidnappers ask you to participate, and I have no choice, it's still the same sentence, it's your business to catch the gangsters, I just hope that my son can come back safe and sound." ”
I nodded: "Don't worry, we don't want anything to happen to your son." ”
Zhou Muyang still didn't seem to be at ease, coughed dryly, and emphasized: "This million is really nothing, before my company was headquartered in Tiandi Building, and the rent of 2,000 square meters was also 1 million a year, I mean, I hope you don't care about this ransom, my child's life is the most important." ”
Ling Feng comforted Zhou Muyang: "I also have a child, I can understand the feelings of being a parent, you can rest assured." ”
Before Zhou Muyang could say anything, the phone in my hand had already rang.
Pressing the speakerphone, Mr. Qian's grinning voice came from inside: "Good morning, Brother Ghost, Ling Ju!" ”
"You're good!" I said lightly, "The money is ready, where do we send it next?" ”
"Tsk, I originally wanted to talk to you about the weather, but I didn't expect you to get into the topic so quickly, there is no pre/play at all, it's really unemotional." Mr. Qian sighed: "Okay, since you are so anxious, then let's start to get down to business, first open the travel bag in your hand and pour the money on the ground." ”
I picked up the travel bag next to my feet, pulled the zipper, and stacks of red hundred-dollar bills appeared in front of me, turned the travel bag upside down, and the stacks of banknotes fell to the ground.
"Not bad, not bad." Mr. Qian sighed: "The visual effect of this million is still very good, well, the money is good, five rows horizontally and vertically, and four stacks of each stack." After speaking, Mr. Qian hung up the phone with a smile.
I have to say that this placement is the fastest way to check whether there is a million, five-five-twenty-five, and then multiplied by four exactly one hundred stacks, and it is clear at a glance after it is placed.
I threw the travel bag in my hand aside, and after placing it according to his request, after a while, Mr. Qian called and said with a smile: "Now, you take out the first stack of the first row and the second column, and then take out the second stack of the third row and the third column of the third row, and the third stack of the fifth column of the fourth row, and count it for me to see after taking it out." ”
According to his request, he took out the three stacks of 100 yuan bills, clamped the side of the mobile phone, pinched one end of the banknote with his left hand, and quickly flipped the banknote with his right hand.
"Very good, very good, it was a pleasure to work with you. Don't think about dropping your bag on the road, because I might find a random Internet café to video with you, and ask you to open the bag and count my money, hahaha, don't bother me, be careful to sail the boat for ten thousand years. Mr. Qian smiled and said, "Now, you put the money in your travel bag." Well, Ling Ju seems to be coming by car, right? Hurry up and strive to arrive at Tianhe Park within 20 minutes. ”
"Arrive at Tianhe Park within twenty minutes?" I repeated it in amazement, and then exclaimed, "This can't be!" Even the subway ride takes 25 minutes, not including the time we have to rush to the subway station and wait for the subway. If you drive, with traffic lights or something, it will take at least 40 minutes. ”
"Tsk, why are you so loud? Are you trying to scare me? If you have an opinion, you should say it calmly. I only said that you rushed to Tianhe Park, and I didn't say what would happen to you if you didn't make it. Mr. Qian smiled and said, "However, I advise the two of you to arrive within twenty minutes, otherwise, something unpleasant will happen." You have to believe me this time, there are bombs, there are real bombs. Hahahahaha...... Okay, it's 9:15, I'll call the public phone on the left side of the entrance of Tianhe Park at 9:35, I hope you can get my call, don't say it, I wish you two a success. ”
After saying that, Mr. Qian hung up the phone, and the talk time of each of his calls was controlled within three minutes, this guy was too calm.
I glanced at Ling Feng, Ling Feng motioned for me to quickly put the money on the ground into my travel bag, and I called: "**, I'm Ling Feng, you now block the intersections with traffic lights for me, and make a direct passage from Chaoyang City to Tianhe Park, I will rush to Tianhe Park within twenty minutes." ”
After speaking, Ling Feng hung up the phone and beckoned me to rush out of the door.
I forgot, Ling Feng can also manage the traffic police, with the coordination of the traffic police, I can't really get to Tianhe Park within 20 minutes.
Sure enough, the road was unimpeded, there was no obstruction at all, and the roads that Ling Feng passed through were temporarily controlled by traffic lights, and the off-road vehicles almost flew through the most prosperous area of Star City.
Despite this, when we arrived at the gate of Tianhe Park, it was already 9:37, and the two of them flew out of the car and rushed to the row of IC card self-service phone booths on the left side of the park entrance.
In the third phone booth, there was a middle-aged man, carrying a tattered sack in one hand and holding a microphone in the other, shouting, "What are you talking about?" What the? Bomb? Bomb your sister, Lao Tzu still has the atomic bomb, do you want to throw it together, you lose the United States, I lose Japan, okay? What the? Ghost brother? Lao Tzu is still a ghost grandfather! Do you think you're a fool? Hey, I'm still not convinced when I say you're stupid/forced, hurry up and admit that you're stupid/......"
Seeing that the scavenging man was happily yelling at the microphone, I couldn't help but feel numb in my scalp, banana, you grapes, how can you answer this phone casually, an arrow rushed up, grabbed the microphone, and kicked him away.
The scavenger man was furious and was about to get up and fight with me, when Ling Feng had already pulled out his gun, gestured at him, and shouted angrily: "Go away!" ”
At this time, Ling Feng couldn't take care of it so much.
I took the microphone and shouted, "Mr. Qian, I'm Zhong Zhengnan." ”
"Don't say anything, you hit that guy up now, or I'll detonate the bomb!" Mr. Qian must have been tossed by the scavenger just now, and when he saw me answering the phone, he immediately roared and threatened.
Damn, it's a bomb at every turn, do you think you're fighting the landlord?
"Mr. Qian, in fact, I kicked him hard just now!" I said.
"No, fight again!" Mr. Qian said angrily.
"You can't see me hitting him, can you?" I can't help but remind.
"You beat him to cry, dad and call mother, I can't hear it." Mr. Qian snorted: "Can't you do this little thing?" ”
"Okay." I asked Ling Feng to call the scavenging man over, and without saying a word, he was beaten up in the face, only to make him cry wolf, and after beating him for a while, I picked up the microphone: "How is it?" ”
"It's okay!" Mr. Qian smiled: "Yes, our cooperation is quite pleasant. ”
I took out a few hundred-yuan bills from my wallet and handed them to the scavenger man, who was stunned for a moment, quickly took the money, and ran away without caring about his broken sack.
"Next, where do we put the money?" I asked with a light cough.
"No hurry, no hurry! Let's start with a game. Mr. Qian smiled and said, "I put a bomb in a garbage can in the park. Trash cans are numbered, what 001, 002. I'll give you a riddle, as long as you guess the answer to the riddle, and then take apart the strokes of the riddle, how many strokes are the number of garbage cans, and from now on the timer, you have ten minutes. Listen, I'm starting to riddle up. ”
"You say, you say." I said urgently.
I scolded angrily in my heart, when is this time, what kind of guessing game are you still in the mood to play? I'd love to repeat to him what the scavenger said: 'Are you stupid?' However, I can only play this guessing game with him, because if we have to go through the trash cans one by one, Tianhe Park is so big, it will take at least half an hour to rummage through all the trash cans.
"One end has hair and the other head is light, inserted in the center of two pieces of meat, inserted/in, poofed, puffed, puffed, plucked/plucked/plucked, and white foam flowed into rows." Mr. Qian smiled very yin/: "Hit a daily life behavior." Dear, a hint, you have to do it every day. That's it, I'll hang up first, and I'll call you again in ten minutes. ”
Damn, what kind of riddle is this? Isn't that what that's what it does, literally? Isn't it a man who has hair and a light head? And then inserted in those two pieces of meat, and the rest of it is even more needless to explain, this beast, actually came up with such a riddle.
When he told Ling Feng, Ling Feng was also stunned after hearing it: "Isn't this mystery just doing/sexing?" The word 'do' is eleven paintings, and the word 'love' is ten paintings, a total of twenty-one paintings, which means that the bomb is in the No. 21 trash can? ”
"Well, you go to the No. 21 trash can first, and I'll ask the fat man if he has any other answers." I vaguely feel that it is not that simple. Ling Feng was asked to go to the No. 21 trash can first, and I called the fat man, who knew a lot about this kind of riddle.
The fat man listened to me finish the riddle and immediately gave the answer: "Brushing your teeth, brushing your teeth." ”
Damn, that's really the case, isn't the toothbrush just hairy and bare, isn't the mouth just two pieces of meat, poof, puff, foam, this ...... Isn't that just brushing your teeth? The person who came up with this riddle is simply a fighter among beasts, a VIP among beasts.
Well, there are eight paintings of the word 'brush' and four paintings of the word 'tooth', a total of twelve paintings, that is to say, in the No. 12 trash can.
While rushing into the park, he called Ling Feng and told him that the answer was the No. 12 trash can, hearing me say this, Ling Feng hurriedly said: "Next to me is the No. 11 trash can, the next one is No. 12, you hurry up, enter the door and walk along the road on the left." ”
When I caught up with Ling Feng, Ling Feng was standing next to the trash can in a daze, there was a red plastic bag at his feet, the plastic bag was the same as the plastic bag in the trash can at the gate of Chaoyang City yesterday, and the word gift was also written on it, obviously, this plastic bag was used to put bombs.
However, the plastic bag was empty, and there were no bombs in it.
Isn't that the answer 'brush your teeth'?