Chapter 22: Elder Fang appeared
The monkey saw that he had made a fortune by opening the coffin without danger, and wanted to help the cigarette man get more benefits, so he started the idea of the other two coffins, so he opened his mouth and proposed to the fat man to build a coffin.
The fat man glanced back at the third child who was sitting not far away, and made sure that he didn't hear it, so he lowered his voice and said to the monkey: "I just praised you, why are you stupid." Didn't the little brother who smoked tell him not to move the two coffins? I guess we were lucky just now, and we happened to choose the coffin with the Ming ware first. There may be some anti-theft mechanism in the coffins next to them, in case they are touched, we will open a bunk in the latrine - the (death) is not far away, don't think about taking anything out again. ”
After listening to the fat man, the monkey nodded nervously, and the two of them picked up their packages with satisfaction, and happily walked to the third child, and the fat man greeted the third child with a smile, "Third master, don't you go to the coffin to visit?" ”
The third child didn't pay attention to the fat man, his eyes kept staring at Yue'er, the fat man saw that the third child's eyes had been staring at Yue'er, and his heart was so uncomfortable, he shook his body all of a sudden, blocking the third child's sight, and scolded in his heart: Death**. However, the third child turned his head to the monkey as if the fat man was a transparent person, and said, "You have forgotten the etiquette you should have, and you have taken other people's things, why don't you cover the coffin for others from the beginning." ”
After hearing this, the monkey hurriedly got up and said with a grin, "I was overjoyed, I forgot about it." ”
So, the fat man and the two walked to the coffin again, covered the coffin cover, and then bowed to the coffin, saying a few "excuse me" and "greedy for money". Then he walked back to Yue'er's side.
At this time, the smoke man walked out of the tomb on one side, said "go" to several people, and then turned around and entered the narrow tomb he walked out just now without looking back.
The fat man picked up Yue'er, wondering in his heart, why did this cigarette man babble like an aunt for a while, and then spit out a few words for a cold half a day, which was completely confusing, and it was even more depressing than this weird underground tomb. How did he know that the cigarette man was very headache now, he was really fed up with the fat man's audacious behavior, and he was too lazy to talk nonsense with him again.
Everyone followed the smoke man to the end of the tomb road, and in front of them was a stone wall made of stone slabs, and some carvings faintly appeared on the stone wall, as if they were flame patterns. The third child looked at the lines on the stone wall and asked the smoke man, "Big brother, does this ornament have any meaning?" ”
The cigarette man said only one word "Nan" very briefly.
As we all know, "the five elements are wood in the east, fire in the south, gold in the west, water in the north, and earth in the center." With the heavenly stem is the east of the Jia Yi wood, the south of the fire of propylene, the central Wuji soil, the west of Gengxin gold, the north of the non water. With the earth branch is Yin Mao Oriental Wood, Siwu Southern Fire, Shenyou Western Gold, Haizi Northern Wood, Chenxu Chouwei Four Seasons Soil. This is the most basic knowledge of the five elements of Feng Shui, and as a result, the ignorant fat man asked mysteriously, "What man?" Or is there any difficulty? ”
The third child was so idiotic that the fat man almost didn't have his nose crooked, and the monkey heard the fat man's question, and hurriedly pulled the fat man's sleeve secretly, attached to the fat man's ear and said softly: "It's the south of the south, and the ornamentation on this wall indicates that the direction of this tomb is south." ”
After listening to this, the fat man suddenly realized "oh".
The third child couldn't help but sneer at the fat man on the side, saying that the fat man didn't know as much as a layman. The fat man is also the least unforgiving character, and after being cheeky, he never felt that ignorance was something to be ashamed of, so he ridiculed each other and quarreled with the third child.
The smoke man didn't pay attention to the heated discussion between the three fat men, and focused on pressing his ears to the stone slab, tapping his hands on the four corners of the wall. After a moment, he turned to the people behind him and said, "Come and help." Then he pressed his hands on the side of the stone wall, and when everyone saw this, they hurried over to help. After the third child shouted "one, two, three", everyone pushed the wall outward at the same time, and saw that the wall was moved outward little by little. Everyone kept pushing the stone wall outward with all their might, until the gap was large enough for one person to pass through, and then they stopped.
The four of them were very tired, and the monkey gasped and said, "This stone gate is heavy enough, and it took a long time to open such a narrow crack." ”
The fat man picked Yue'er up from the ground and squeezed through the stone gate first. The fat man is now both wealthy and successful, and he is looking forward to taking Yue'er home safely as soon as possible, and he is inevitably a little anxious in his heart.
When the smoke man saw the fat man who had already made a move, he immediately passed through the crack in the door, and walked quickly past the fat man to the front, probably because he was worried about the danger ahead. Everyone stepped out of the tomb one after another, and there was a narrow dirt passage outside, bent like a human intestine, turning left and right to make everyone dizzy, but fortunately, although there were many bends, there was only one passage, so as not to go wrong and get lost. If there are a few more forks in the road, it will become an underground labyrinth, and it is estimated that you may not be able to get out for a lifetime.
I don't know how long it has been, there is still an endless twist and turn of the sheep intestine passage ahead, at this time Yue'er has been replaced by a thin monkey on his back, and a frustrated flame has risen in everyone's hearts, there is no place to vent, only the smoke man is still calmly leading the way in front.
Suddenly, there was a very noisy fighting sound at the turn in front of him, and the smoke man hurriedly asked everyone to stop, and the cat's waist was attached to the dirt wall, and slowly moved forward.
The fat man put it in the monkey's ear and whispered to him to take care of Yue'er, and then followed behind the smoke man and moved forward against the wall. Just as the smoke man was about to poke his head out to watch, suddenly, a black shadow rushed straight to the smoke man's face.
The fat man who followed closely behind the smoke man saw the smoke man tilt his head in an instant, as if he had dodged the attack of something, and while the smoke man's head was dodging, he squatted down and swung his arm forward with a straight punch, and his right hand passed directly through something.
When he looked closely, he saw a shriveled head, his face covered with blood hanging on the cigarette man's shoulder, less than half a foot away from himself, and he couldn't help but lean back in shock, almost falling to the ground.
The cigarette man straightened up, peeled off a dried corpse lying on top of him with his left hand, and then wiped the blood from his entire arm on his right side. At this time, the third child and the monkey came over, looked around the dried corpse on the ground, and saw that there was a human head on the ground that had been shriveled and only skin left, and the body connected below was disemboweled, and the corpse of a hairy animal was squeezed inside, and a big hole was broken in the chest, which was constantly bleeding outward, and it was estimated that the punch of the smoke man just now was too powerful, directly penetrating the animal's body, and now it is impossible to see the original appearance of the animal.
The third child looked at the blood still flowing on the ground, jumped away in disgust, and asked sharply, "What is this?" ”
The monkey squatted down and stared at the disembowelment of the dried corpse: "It is estimated that it is an animal that eats dead people, it is estimated that it got into the stomach of the dead corpse and ate the internal organs, and then it was stuck in the bones and could not get out." ”
After hearing this, the third child got goosebumps all over his body, and couldn't help but shiver, then turned his head and kept saying next to him: "Bah, bah, bah." It's disgusting. ”
At this time, the cigarette man who wiped his arms clean, a pair of cold eagle eyes suddenly shot out a cold light, staring coldly at the corner of the passage. The fat man immediately stood up alertly, protecting the others behind him.
The cigarette man put the cigarette roll in his mouth, and said "come out" to the corner with a cold expression.
Everyone felt the awe-inspiring momentum of the smoke man, and they didn't dare to make a sound. As soon as the smoke man's voice fell, he saw a person at the corner of the passage, leisurely and leisurely, skinny and short, but with a fairy-like demeanor that was beyond the ordinary, holding a handful of goatee with one hand, a very comfortable smile on the corner of his mouth, and slowly walking to the front of everyone.
When the fat man saw the person coming clearly, he immediately strode forward excitedly, hugged the person tightly and shouted "Master" very happily.
The person who came was not someone else, it was the fat man's master, Fang Lao, who patted the fat man lovingly and said, "Fat baby! It's great to suffer, but I didn't expect to meet you here. ”
As soon as everyone heard that it was the fat man's master, they all relaxed their tense nerves, and the monkey ran to Fang Lao's approach, and directly knelt on the ground and kowtowed, "Senior Hou Bao, meet Senior Fang." ”
Fang Lao laughed, mixed with the monkey and said, "You don't have to make such a big courtesy, I heard the fat baby and Sven talk about you, and you often come to the strange house when you have time." ”
The monkey question is happy in his heart, the "Second Ancestor of the Capital" Fang Lao actually knows that he is such an unpopular little character, and even warmly invites himself to visit the door, what a supreme honor! Being able to climb the relationship with "Yishiju" is undoubtedly gold-plated, and its value will double in the future. If it weren't for the fact that he heard that the fat man and Sven were the closed disciples of Fang Lao, the monkey would have been cheeky enough to beg Fang Lao to accept him as an apprentice. This behavior of the monkeys is not to be regarded as clinging to the powerful, and the little Jiujiu in their hearts is hoping to get some guidance from the mountain movers in such an authentic inverted fighting sect as Yishiju, learn those almost lost "feng shui techniques", and become a real inverted fighting craftsman who can take charge of himself as soon as possible.
As soon as the smoke man heard that the person who came was Elder Fang from the capital, he hurriedly saluted respectfully, and then introduced himself: "Yang Tianlin, the only descendant of the Dian Po, pays a visit to Elder Fang. ”
The third child standing next to the cigarette man saw his eldest brother saluting, and hurriedly followed the neat salute to Fang Lao.
Fang Lao looked at the smoke man and said with a smile: "It turned out to be the apprentice of Zhu Youpo in Yunnan!" No wonder Qi Yu Xuanang, extraordinary skills, much stronger than my two unsuccessful apprentices, your master is really a blessing, she is good now? ”
When the fat man heard the master praise the cigarette man, he pursed his lips very unconvinced, with an angry expression. Fang Lao rarely praises people, and it seems that he likes smoking men very much. However, the cigarette man does have the strength to be praised.
The smoke man replied politely: "Master is light and healthy, and I haven't seen him for a long time." ”
The fat man saw that Fang Lao ignored him, but chatted with the cigarette man, so he interrupted the conversation between the two and asked Fang Lao, "Master, why did you come here?" Are you the only one? ”
Fang Lao didn't answer the fat man's words, he looked at the fat man with a cold expression, as if he was going to swallow him in one bite.
The fat man couldn't help but be frightened, and said in his heart: It's over, I can't eat anymore and go around.