Chapter 533: Naming something is the most annoying
There is no sin;
There is no barbarism;
There is no hypocrisy;
Pure as a blank sheet of paper,
How big the world is, they don't know;
For them, the world is their mother's embrace;
The first time they look at this world, they are full of innocence,
People can't help but hug it into their arms and take care of it with their lives!
Jiang Wei sang loudly in the vast and majestic universe,
Forget his earth-shaking powers;
Forget the tremendous power under him;
Forget about the impending apocalypse;
There are only three small figures in his heart, and for him, they are a qiē!
I don't know how long it took, Jiang Wei's excited mood slowly calmed down, and when he noticed the place he was, he was slightly stunned, looked at his empty body, and grinned, he knew that it was not that he was absorbed into another world by the moonlight treasure box, but that he was too excited, and his soul wandered out of the world! Because in front of his eyes, it is the bright star of the Han and Tang Dynasties, the Purple Hui Star.
The advent of a new life brought him unparalleled strength and inspiration, and he had an epiphany, and when his soul body sang loudly, he experienced an indescribable artistic conception, although it could not be described in words, but it was very clear in his heart.
As his heart moved, the soul body gradually dissipated, but he didn't have a trace of nervousness, allowing the soul body to split into countless tiny fragments, sprinkled all over the nearby huge star field, condensing into tiny thoughts, each thought seemed to become his eyes, exploring the vast universe.
See...
The whole universe seems to stand still. Those moving planets, meteorites. All stopped moving. Time stopped at this moment! With the violent movement of Jiang Wei's consciousness, all the qi qi qi
At this moment, in the midst of those countless thoughts, a tearing pain came, and Jiang Wei secretly said in his heart that he was sorry. He knew that these thoughts had reached the limit, it was time to go back, and the heart was realized, and all the thoughts at this moment, across the vast and infinite space, instantly condensed together, without missing a slight, and re-condensed into a soul body, which quickly fell to the purple emblem star below.
"Whew. It's back. ”
Jiang Wei's eyes slowly opened, looking at the empty crib in front of him. He scratched his head, where did the three little babies go?
"Yes, boy, I've always been optimistic about you."
At this moment, Bai Yutang's bull's hooves slapped him on the shoulder fiercely and slapped him on the back.
"Of course, Dad, you are the most discerning, by the way, what about the three little ones?"
Hearing his words, Jiang Wei thought to himself, haven't you always been optimistic about me? But now I have to pinch my nose and admit it, it seems that this is the first time that my husband has praised himself.
"It's time to eat!"
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Wei disappeared without a trace, Bai Yutang looked at his back, touched his chin, and sighed secretly,
"I'm old, it's time to retire and let young people show their faces."
"Yo, is it rare? I think you can't beat Jiang Wei, right? ”
Vivian stroked her long hair, and glanced at him with a hint of charm, Cecilia and Dongfang Feihong glanced at each other, and smiled bitterly, just now they didn't feel how Jiang Wei disappeared at all, but one thing they knew very well was that this was definitely not a spiritual power teleportation, but a stronger force, and it was also the supreme avenue they had been yearning for, although this young man had just stepped on this avenue and walked very unsteadily, but he had truly surpassed the lost overlord in front of him!
"Ahem, Vivian, that's not right, Jiang Wei is my good son-in-law, how can I bully him!"
Bai Yutang pretended to be calm, as if he couldn't bear to bully Jiang Wei for a look, but that weak heart couldn't be covered up no matter what.
With a squeak, the door of the bedroom slowly opened, Avril and Xiaobai, who were feeding the child, were slightly stunned, looked over together, and saw Jiang Wei's head stretched out, and the two girls rolled their eyes together, which means very clearly, are you such a father, the child was just born, and he was busy cultivating.
"Ahem, Her Royal Highness the Queen, Your Excellency the Tianjiao Sage, the contemptible Jiang Wei is a 'RU' master who has received many years of professional training, a pair of skillful hands, can pick the stars and the moon on the top, and can calm the mountains and seas on the bottom, and a pound of dry cotton can squeeze out three liters of water, do you want to serve the two of you?"
Jiang Wei's two hands were clawed and squeezed, and the two women's tender white cheeks instantly turned red, and they glared at him fiercely.
"Yo, Jiang Da Alliance Master, is it long-lasting? When did you learn this technique, why don't you know it? ”
Hearing this voice, Jiang Wei turned his head mechanically, looked at Tang Qingqing, who was holding a feather duster and had an unkind face, and Andrea who was full of strange faces next to him, and felt embarrassed in his heart, it's over, this image is all ruined, and he patted his head:
"Haha, I went to the wrong door!"
Thirty-six plans, go for the top.
Xiaobai's strong physique is undoubtedly revealed, compared to Avril Lavigne who is on bed rest, she can already jump, or the old saying, strength is a good thing.
Jiang Wei was full of happiness and lay on the wide crib, putting the three little babies on his body.
The boss is quieter, looking at the ceiling with small eyes, as if thinking: Who is this second goods under me?
The second child is relatively unpolite, and his small body is hard, as if he wants to go down from this 'monster'.
The third child slept very comfortably, showing a smiling face from time to time, and I don't know what I dreamed of.
Andrea showed a smile, Jiang Wei, this guy, but he is also a big child, if there is no catastrophe, he should quietly enjoy the warmth brought by the family.
In the main hall of the palace, Jiang Guoqiang, Tang Qingqing, Andrea, Cecilia, Dongfang Feihong, Bai Yutang, Vivian, each of them has a thick fortune-telling book, constantly flipping, as for Jiang Wei, he can only look at them with a blank eye, naming them or something, the most annoying!
"In-laws, what do you think?"
After half a ring, Andrea put down the book in her hand, rubbed her head, and said to Tang Qingqing. Although it is said that this is a new era and should not be feudal superstition, but who can say for sure about this matter, the things left by the ancestors, let's take a look.
Tang Qingqing and Jiang Guoqiang glanced at each other, obviously the two had already discussed, although the actual control of the family was in Tang Qingqing's hands, but Jiang Guoqiang naturally had to speak on this occasion:
"Hey, in-laws, both of us are about to dry our brains, this name is too difficult, let's do it."
Originally, it was understandable for the man to name him, but Jiang Guoqiang also thought about it, although Jiang Wei's current status is extremely noble, but in his opinion, his son always felt a little wronged by marrying such two daughters-in-law, so he gave up the right to name them. Tang Qingqing... She has been self-hypnotizing for more than 20 years with the idea that 'her son is the best and her son is the best'...... But she didn't have any ideas about naming names, a hegemon, an empress, their names were better than herself.
"There it is."
With a bang, Bai Yutang closed the thick book, and a smug smile appeared on the bull's head.
Andrea, Jiang Wei and the others looked sideways, yo, I can't see it, this overlord is quite powerful, so he thought about it so quickly.
"Look at it, Jiang Wei, Bai Qingling, Avril, we can combine these names, the eldest Jiang Bai, the second Jiang Qing, and the third Jiang Ling! Yes, yes, that's a great name. ”
Speaking of the elated, Bai Yutang slapped the table, his face full of pride.
Except for him, everyone is petrified, especially Andrea and Cecilia, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by in their hearts, and the good thing is all your family, and the name of Xiaobai will be used as soon as it is demolished, and there is nothing wrong with our family Avril, I'll take it, this old ruffian.
Rao is Andrea's cultivation has reached the realm of transformation, and she can't help but want to open her mouth to greet Bai Yutang's old mother, she raised her eyebrows slightly, took a long breath, and secretly persuaded herself in her heart, we are well-known people, we can't be as knowledgeable as this stupid cow, thinking of this, she smiled indifferently,
"Yes, Your Excellency the Overlord has a very good name, the eldest Jiang Ping, the second Jiang Tian, and the third Jiang Qingxia."
"No, I'm not up..."
Bai Yutang just wanted to say that this was not his name, but Vivian grabbed the cow's ear, and she was speechless for a while, how could she name her grandchildren and bring their mother's name, this stupid cow. She smiled and said:
"Yes, simple and straightforward, I'm satisfied."
Tang Qingqing and Jiang Guoqiang glanced at each other, nodded, and at the same time secretly wiped the cold sweat in their hearts, the empress is still reliable, and the overlord doesn't even know about avoiding the name of his parents.
Cecilia and Dongfang Feihong also nodded, and finally everyone looked at Jiang Wei together, obviously, his opinion is extremely important, but for the name, the leader of the Jiang Alliance obviously has a headache, since the mother-in-law spoke, immediately raised her hand to agree!
"That's it. Jiang Ping, Jiang Tian, Jiang Qingxia. ”
In the dead of night, Jiang Wei lay in the bedroom of the palace, gently hugged Avril and Bai Qingling, and told them about the embarrassment when they were named during the day.
"I said Avril, I really doubt that Jiang Tian and Jiang Qingxia, the two little guys, came out of your belly, I cry when I hug it, and you don't cry when you hug it, these two little traitors."
Hearing Xiaobai's indignant tone, Jiang Wei smiled bitterly, it was clear that there was something wrong with the posture you were holding.
"You, who told you not to accompany me to learn infant knowledge, don't worry, I'll teach you tomorrow."
I have to say that after Avril gave birth to Jiang Ping, her personality became more and more gentle and full of motherhood. Xiaobai is still the same, but he is also a little more mature, and his eyes are particularly gentle when he looks at the little ones.
Jiang Wei blinked his eyes, and his expression suddenly became stern:
"By the way, I have to check if there is anything wrong with the children's rice bowls."
After speaking, the whole person shrank into the quilt, and Xiaobai and Avril were made to laugh by him, and the three of them laughed together...... (To be continued......)