Chapter 101: A Turning Point in Life
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Clouds of despair and heat hung around us, and we could already feel the blazing heat of the rocks in our backs, and it would not be long before the hot rocks would roast us alive.
The fat man was so hot that he was sweating profusely, and the evil fire in his stomach came up all of a sudden, and he rolled up his sleeves and said, "His grandmother's is so hot that I can't stand it anymore." I think it's better for us to go out and fight with these birdmen, and it's better than being roasted here. ”
I grabbed the fat man who was shouting excitedly and said to him comfortingly: "Don't worry, even if you are roasted now, no one will mistake you for roast pig." However, if you go out rashly, it will become a lump of bird droppings after a while, and when the time comes, you will have turned into residues, and there will be small insects like shells that will not let go. It's better to endure for a while, and then think of a way, don't rush to death. ”
After listening to me, the fat man first took a sip, and then said to me very dissatisfied: "The death of the eldest husband is as light as a feather and as heavy as Mount Tai." As a result, as soon as you say this, it becomes a problem of roast pig and bird droppings, can you speak a little manly. What roast suckling pig does not roast suckling pig, after you say, I am hungry. ”
I first glanced at the fat man, and then said to him, "You girl, you don't care about it, when is it, you just want to eat." If you go out to die in a hurry now, I won't stop you, anyway, I'll arrive later, and we'll be in front and back. Don't worry about the lack of companions on the Huangquan Road. ”
When the fat man heard this, he immediately replied to me, "If you want to die, you must also die in front of me." This is called Brother Friend Brother Gong. ”
When I heard what the fat man had said, I burst out laughing and said to him, ", brother, brother, When you were a child, the private school gentleman who asked you to study was a big dung picker in the pit, right? ”
The fat man pursed his lips and said to me disdainfully: "When I was a child, I went to a private school, and you didn't study there. Isn't the gentleman of the private school the old village chief Lai, and the private school is not located in the Maocao Hall of his house, you didn't like to read at that time. I'm still late every day, and it's not every day that I pout my ass and get beaten with rattan. ”
After I heard the fat man finish speaking, I immediately replied: "You have a bad memory, and you were the one who was pumped by rattan every day." And you have a sore butt after school and can't walk properly. I'm afraid that your crush will see you and laugh at you. and forced me to carry you home. As a result, when you were a child, you were as fat as a pig, and I was very thin at the time, where could I carry you, and barely carried you a few steps, and we both fell into the ditch by the roadside, and fell all over the duck feces and goose droppings. ”
The fat man listened to me and reminisced. Then he said to me, "Listen to you say that, it seems like this." ”
I smirked and said, "My memory is still wrong." From childhood to adulthood, I remember things the size of a needle's eye clearly, and I have the ability to never forget it. ”
The fat man saw that I was boastful and triumphant, and said disdainfully: "If you are not smart, you will really be useless." ”
I heard the fat man tease me, so I said to him: "I haven't usually seen you study, where did you pop up so many sour words today, just like that Ge Laojiu, the four-word idiom is still out of your mouth!" ”
The fat man just wanted to talk back, and the playboy who had been listening to the two of us arguing and bickering finally couldn't help it, and said to the two of us: "Hi brothers, we are now in a big disaster, you two still have the leisure to talk around here, can you hurry up and think of a way, it's too hot here, I'm about to turn into a baked sweet potato." ”
I can't even remember why the topic started in the first place, it's too far away.
However, I did not want to listen to the playboy's teaching, so I opened my mouth and said to him: "You turtle, why have you started to use four-word jumping idioms, do you know what they mean?" Dare to use it casually. ”
The dude turned his head sideways, squinted at me, and said, "Himan, I have a book." With that, he looked straight ahead and observed the movement outside.
The playboy is usually cheerful, a typical self-cooked, sunny and talkative type of man, and the expression on his face is rarely as stern and focused as it is now, except when he is holding his wife Heckler Koch and shooting with a sniper rifle.
I'm just a loser, I just want to put up a posture and reason with him.
As a result, the dude reached out and tried to cover my mouth, but he didn't see it clearly, and accidentally put his finger directly into my newly opened mouth, causing me to spit on several mouthfuls of "baba Your hand"
Before I could finish my sentence, the dude quickly wiped my saliva fingers on my clothes, and then put them to my lips and said, "Shhh You listen, it seems to have a voice. ”
The dude said that there was a situation outside, and immediately looked straight ahead and listened carefully to the sound outside. And at this moment, the three-legged monster outside the gap launched another fierce attack.
The fat man and the playboy began to repeat their previous actions again, using what they held to fend off the attack of the three-legged monster. I saw the three-legged monster attack again, and my spirit was tense to the extreme, and I couldn't take my eyes off the front.
The fat man kept waving his arms, but after a few swings, the bow and crossbow in his hand were completely torn apart, and the parts were scattered everywhere, and there was no way to resist the attack of the three-legged monster.
The fat man, who lacked a defensive weapon in his hand, had another deep wound on his forehead in an instant, and blood dripped down his eye socket and fell to the ground.
Seeing this situation, I was anxious and annoyed, there is no way to go on like this, only to wait for death. If you don't rush now, the next wait is also a useless move, and it will only greatly consume our body.
So, I gritted my back molars and said to the fat man and the dude, "This is not the way to go." We can only go out and fight with the three-legged monster now, if we don't succeed, we will become benevolent, brothers can still have a companion when they die together, and we are not alone on the Huangquan Road. ”
When the fat man heard what I said, he immediately responded to me, "I have already said that I will fight with these miscellaneous beasts." Now what are you waiting for, let's go. ”
The playboy glanced at the two of us, then smiled and said, "The three of us heroes are finally going to make our debut!" ”
The goal was agreed, the decision was set, the three of us tidied up the placket, and I shouted loudly: "Ready, I will rush after shouting one, two, three!" ”
The fat man and the playboy nodded, their expressions were not nervous at all, as if they were mentally prepared to die, waiting for the arrival of either light or darkness.
And I, the corners of my mouth can't raise that familiar smile, I am full of reluctance.
However, fate has made such a decision, even if you can't face it calmly with a smile, then roll up your sleeves and make a final fight. If you can't win the applause of the whole house, then you have to draw an unsatisfactory end to the success and failure of this treacherous westward expedition.
As a result, just as we were about to accept the final blow of our cruel fate, a sudden burst of gunfire exploded in our ears like thunder.
I, who had already bowed over and was about to rush out, immediately stopped all movements and looked at the fat man in astonishment.
The fat man glanced at me, and immediately shouted excitedly, "It's the help that has arrived." After saying that, he quickly crawled out of the gap.
The fat man's thoughts have always been very simple, and he did things recklessly, so he rushed out recklessly. I tried to stop him, but he was so fast that I didn't have time to react before he rushed out.
I secretly complained that the impulsive fat man could determine whether he was friend or foe just by the sound of a gunshot, and the fat man's actions were too hasty.
However, now that the bedrock wall above is burning, it is imminent to escape from underneath, and this is undoubtedly an opportunity to escape from under this rock, regardless of the situation outside. I had to wait until I went out, and then wait and see what happened, and move randomly. Thinking of this, I said to the playboy next to me, "Let's go." With that, he climbed out from under the rock.
Crawling out of the low, dimly lit rock bottom, I involuntarily covered my hands over my eyes, my body bathed in the warm sunlight.
The gunshots continued to ring, and I pressed my body against the rock wall and slowly moved my steps out of the exit.
The dude followed me, and I found no trace of the fat man. But when I saw the exit of the stone valley in front of me, it had become a pot of porridge, and there were three-legged monsters scattered everywhere, and the ground was full of corpses of three-legged monsters, and blood flowed to my feet. There was dust everywhere, and it was completely impossible to see the situation outside the stone valley.
The playboy and I moved out against the stone wall, and we were about to reach the exit, when the playboy behind me suddenly tapped me on the shoulder, and then pointed to a place ahead for me to see.
I saw a dark shadow on the left outside the stone valley. I hurriedly fanned the dust flying in front of me with my hand, and the black shadow gradually became clear, it turned out to be a van, and there was a familiar figure, holding a gun, standing in front of the body, and then firing wildly at the three-legged monster.
When I saw this, I immediately rushed forward, and said to myself: I really let the fat man say that he is right, it is the members of the Western Expedition who have come to rescue us.
In a moment, I frantically rushed to the front of the vehicle, and saw the fat man holding a submachine gun, frantically shooting at the three-legged monster, and said to myself: This guy is always unexpected, and he was worried about him in vain.
And there were several figures standing next to the fat man, among them was the fifth master, who was still wrapped in thick gauze on his arm. When he saw me and the playboy running over, he hurriedly raised his hand, made a stop gesture, and then quickly stepped forward and gave me a big hug.
My heart is so full of emotion and excitement that I just want to speak. But the fifth master who hugged me suddenly grabbed my arm, and then he turned around and said to everyone: "The wind is tight." (My novel "Strange Residence" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lucky draw gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner "Add Friends", search for the official account "ddxiaoshuo" and follow, hurry up! (To be continued......)