Chapter 127: The Los Angeles Incident
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Although more than a month has passed since the Los Angeles python disaster, people's enthusiasm has not dissipated.
Wherever you go in China, you can hear people talking. Some of these discussions gloated over the bad luck of the United States, and some hated the python plague and killed mankind! But no matter what, Monty Python is on fire in Huaxia! At this moment, it has almost reached the point where it is a household name and everyone knows about it.
Especially on the Internet, it's just crazy! You can't imagine the extent of that frenzied spread.
Various forums are discussing the topic of giant pythons, and the photos of giant pythons are crazy to circulate on the Internet, and people are scrambling to collect them!
Not only is there discussion on the Internet, but even the news of major radio stations, newspapers, etc., which have hardly stopped for more than a month. Now is the era of giant pythons flying all over the sky, and giant pythons have become the biggest topic in recent times!
Xiao Jie is an avid python enthusiast who has loved snakes and reptiles since he was a child. Recently, the giant python attacked Los Angeles, and the python plague ravaged the United States, which is like setting off firecrackers for the Chinese people who have just passed through the Diaoyu Island incident. And everyone knows that if there is no United States behind its back, Japan will dare to show off its military might against China?
And Xiao Jie did exactly that! Ignoring the astonished gaze of others, he pulled up a horizontal strip in front of the window, which read, 'Mighty Python!' And firecrackers were set off that night to celebrate!
And especially recently, the photos taken by American satellites have somehow been circulated on the Internet, and the Chinese people are simply crazy! The python's proud posture of crushing tanks and chariots is simply coquettish! You can't imagine how shocked people would be when they saw such a huge python for the first time!
A picture that truly shocked humanity all over the world! People can't imagine how there can be such a huge python in the world? And the most unimaginable thing that people can't imagine and can't accept is that this giant python can ignore bullets and can't even blow up missiles!
Is this a dragon? The Chinese people all have a dragon complex, and they are looking forward to this being a dragon! Perhaps this is the punishment given to the United States by the dragon for sending a giant python! Who told the United States to always play tricks behind its back, this is the punishment that the United States should receive!
And another photo is even more exciting for Chinese people, that is the photo of the giant python circling and bounced up the attack helicopter, and the huge figure of the giant python can be seen at a glance in this photo! And what is even more coincidental is that the background of the photo of the giant python bounced up the attack helicopter happened to be a building of about 20 floors! The moment the python bounced up, it was even taller than the entire building!
Previously, the world's longest python recorded and recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records was a giant python with a length of 14.85 meters and a weight of 447 kilograms captured in Indonesia! But the 14.85-meter-old python is the same python as the python in the photo, but it is obviously an insult to this real python!
Entering Xiao Jie's bedroom, you will be surprised to find that the walls of his room are all covered with large posters of giant pythons! Of course, most of these posters are artificially imagined, and there are only two real photos. One is a python crushing a tank fighting vehicle, and the other is a python bouncing up an attack helicopter.
After getting off work, Xiao Jie returned to his room and turned on the computer first. For more than a month, Xiao Jie's only hobby after work every day is to collect photos of giant pythons on the Internet, although Xiao Jie also knows that most of them are PS by some gods, but because of the fanaticism for giant pythons, Xiao Jie will still collect them.
After taking a shower, Xiao Jie couldn't wait to sit in front of the computer: "Well, Baidu won't go today, the photos there are basically photoshopped, let's go to "Longkong" today......"
Xiao Jie actually has a part-time job, well, writing novels at a certain point, but he is a street writer, his pen name is 'Wind Roll Thunder Yin', the name is very thunderous, but Xiao Jie loves it very much.
After Xiao Jie opened the Longkong forum, he flipped through several pages, and only the posts marked as related to the giant python Xiao Jie would click on it.
Suddenly, Xiao Jie was attracted by a post...... 'Special number, special number, the giant python is really about to evolve into a dragon! The pictures speak for themselves! ’。 With a strong curiosity, Xiao Jie excitedly clicked in......
LZ: "I solemnly guarantee that the pictures that are about to be uploaded are absolutely true! ”
This is a photo of a giant python roaring, taken at a close distance, and the huge figure of the python is clearly visible. Xiao Jie shook his head and wanted to fork it, not to mention anything else, just shooting at such a close distance is a problem, Xiao Jie doesn't believe that anyone can take pictures at such a close distance without being discovered by the python. And was discovered by the giant python, and the fate of the photographer can be imagined.
But suddenly, Xiao Jie's hand stagnated...... He was attracted by the picture of a giant python roaring! Xiao Jie stared blankly at the big meat bun on the forehead of the giant python, where it seemed that something was really growing......
"Are you really about to turn into a dragon......?" Xiao Jie thought excitedly in his heart, and continued to turn the page, ready to see what the netizens below had to say. But when I saw the first comment, Xiao Jie had the urge to shoot him to death!
1st floor, Hydra: "LZ is a s_b, it's done!" ”
2nd floor, Yanyu: "This picture may be true, I have a lot of giant python posters, have you ever found it, the scales under the seven inches of the giant python look like a peach heart?" It may be the legendary reverse scale...... And in this picture, the python obviously has a peach heart scale under the seven inches......"
On the 3rd floor, the crying fox: "I love Monty Python!" It's a bit of a pity that Monty Python didn't slaughter all the Yankees in Los Angeles! It would be better if Monty Python could go to New York......"
On the 4th floor, I am Xiaoqiang: "There is no trace of PS in this picture, but it is still difficult to confirm the authenticity." ”
On the 5th floor, Sword Soul: "At first glance, I know that it is fake, and the landlord is making a noise...... Don't believe him! ”
6th Floor: ......
7th Floor: ......
On the 12th floor, the wind swept thunder: "If you agree with the 2nd floor, I have also collected a lot of pictures and posters of the giant python, and the giant python seems to have a peach heart scale under the seven inches ......" Xiao Jie quickly tapped the keyboard and made his own comments.
13th floor, Yanyu: "Really? You also collected? ”
On the 14th floor, the wind swept Lei Yin: "Well, I also collected it, but most of them are PS, and there are not a few real photos." If we could, I think we could share our own collection! Xiao Jie could feel the other party's excitement, in fact, he was also excited! This means they can share pictures!
On the 16th floor, Yanyu: "Great, let's have a private chat!" ”
On the 17th floor, the wind swept thunder: "Okay, this is my QQ."
, you add me. ”
On the 19th floor, Yanyu: "Okay! ”
closed the forum webpage and opened QQ, and soon Xiao Jie received a prompt. found that the screen name of his QQ was still a guy named Yanyu, Xiao Jie clicked OK. Obviously, Yanyu is the same as him, and he only uses one screen name.
After adding QQ, the two chatted privately, and the two guys can be regarded as like-minded, both of them belong to the kind of people who worship the python fanatically. This chat can be regarded as finding a confidant, chatting for nearly three hours, and finally sharing the pictures of the giant python they collected, and the two agreed to talk back to the meeting with satisfaction.
Xiao Jie opened the folder shared by Yanyu, and there were hundreds of pictures of the giant python in it, many of which were the same as the pictures he had collected, but there were a few that he had not collected.
Xiao Jie is already very satisfied, although I don't know if these pictures are true or false, but for the fanatical admirers of the giant python, this is the treasure! As I flipped through it, there was a picture of a giant python flying with wings, which made Xiao Jie feel the urge to vomit blood......
"Is this fooling a fool? The ghost knows it's fake! But maybe it's because Yanyu has different hobbies......" Xiao Jie comforted himself in his heart.
In fact, there are many fanatical admirers of giant pythons like Xiao Jie in China, and they are all crazy about collecting pictures of giant pythons everywhere and promoting the deeds of giant pythons on major websites. Although the radio news and newspapers are doing better than them, they are also indispensable to the fact that the giant python can become a household name in China.
Although with the improvement of living standards, most people have bought computers. And after having a computer, young people who still read newspapers and read the news are very few. Almost all of them are browsing forums and websites. However, people like Xiao Jie have made remarks on major websites to promote the giant python, making more and more people like the giant python!
Of course, for Americans, Monty Python is synonymous with Satan! It's a demon who came out of hell!
In general, some people are happy and some are worried about the python plague in Los Angeles. There are many people who gloat, such as Iraq, which was invaded by the United States, which was sent by the United States nine times, and Mexico, which invaded Mexico, and other countries all applauded.
However, Japan and the Philippines have suddenly died down, and now that such a big incident has happened in the United States, it is clear that there is no time to take care of them. They were all worried in their hearts, and they found that they had been cheated.
The Philippines felt that it had not received any substantial benefits from the beginning to the end, and that it had received some "moral support" from the United States...... The most terrifying thing is that the Philippines has also provoked a terrible country, and they are always worried about the revenge of the Chinese people......
Wang Badao, who was worried about the genetic mutation, naturally did not know that his deeds had spread to every corner of the world, and even the poorest and most backward countries in the world knew that the giant python had attacked Los Angeles in the United States...... The death toll reached a terrifying 300,000!
Of course, the python plague in Los Angeles has also given many countries a wake-up call, and the control of snakes has been strengthened a lot. In particular, some countries have carried out a big sweep to eliminate pythons! According to incomplete statistics, a total of more than 100,000 snakes and reptiles have been hunted and killed by humans in more than a month! Even in China, some localities have launched policies to exterminate snakes. (To be continued)