117 So gangster

He's it, what kind of memory is constantly layered, and the memory of the partial fire spirit bead is broken, does Lao Tzu have an enmity with you?

By the way, those who have lost their memories on TV are all recovering their memories with the help of external forces, or falling or hitting the wall, or not? I'm going to beat him up now, and throw a few punches in his head?

Tian Zhiyong looked at me and coughed lightly: "Don't worry, maybe you'll remember it in three or two days." Our boss's physical fitness is not covered, Tianya Province Sanda champion. ”

"Huh?" I squinted at Tian Zhiyong, you/mom/than, is it okay to have amnesia for two or three days?

"That's right, our boss is not in the right situation these days, he faints every three or five times, and every time he faints, he forgets some things, but the strange thing is that he remembers these things after two or three days. Therefore, if nothing happens to you, there should be an answer in three or two days. Tian Zhiyong scratched his scalp and explained incoherently.

"Alright then, wait another two or three days." When I heard Tian Zhiyong say this, I was also a little surprised, what was going on.

The two walked back to the bed, Xiao Yuan and the fat man were having an in-depth discussion on the question of 'how to judge whether a girl's chest is really material or a breast sticker in summer', which is called an eyebrow dance, and I reluctantly interjected for a long time: "By the way, Boss Xiao, what else do we need to serve during this time?" We don't hesitate to go to the soup, as long as we don't sell/body, everything is easy to discuss. "Anyway, being idle is idle, and it is always wrong to do something to win the favor of Xiao Yuan.

When Xiao Yuan heard me say this, he stopped discussing with the fat man, frowned and thought for a while: "Tian Mouse, you take them to collect the protection money, those people outside are from the headquarters, I don't worry." ”

Collecting protection money? I exchanged a look with the fat man, and there was a trace of sigh in my eyes, thinking that back then, my brothers also used to do this part-time job, and there is still our legend on the rivers and lakes, "Everyone competes for protection money, and I contribute to Yuhua" The large-scale awards party of 10,000 merchants is still an insurmountable milestone for the Star City gangsters.

It is said that the bad author Cao Haozi is quite interested in our past and is ready to adapt it into a book, which is called "The Protection Fees We Collected Together in Those Years......

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After coming out of the hospital, Tian Zhiyong took us to dinner, and after the meal, he took us to prepare relevant props.

Collecting protection money is also a profession, and it is a profession that attaches great importance to outer packaging, and aura is very important. You can't speak well, and the people whose eyes are drifting are going to collect protection money, and they will be beaten violently, and on the contrary, the visual effect of the fierce eyes and big waist is very different.

First of all, I took us to buy two tattoo stickers, I bought the green dragon, the fat man bought the white/tiger, this thing is very fast, stick it on the body and tear off the bottom paper, wipe it a few times, the water can't wash it off, you can keep it for a week.

Then there is the most important prop, the big gold necklace, Tian Zhiyong is very generous, and handed us two golden and heavy chains, the chain is strung by oval gold beads, about the thickness of the little finger, and there is a jade Guanyin hanging on it: "Men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha, try this." ”

"That's too precious, isn't it?" The fat man took the chain and checked it in his hand, and said with a smile: "How can there be more than 100 grams!" According to the market price, tens of thousands! ”

"Precious hair, bought from a roadside stall, twenty yuan and three, and gave me a roll of toilet paper." Tian Zhiyong laughed: "Let me tell you, when we fight, we all wear fakes, no matter whether we win or lose, we will tear off the necklace around our necks, and then ask the other party to lose money......"

You're so black, no wonder you're called gangsters.

With two props, a tattoo and a gold chain, and then go to the barber shop to cut a flat head, the gangster style is all alive.

"In fact, there are only a dozen or so families in Laojie who really want to collect protection fees, and the rest are related households." Tian Zhiyong took us to the old street and pointed to the endless shops and said.

"This pedestrian street looks quite prosperous, why do you have hundreds of shops?" The fat man's eyes almost popped out: "There are so many related households? ”

"Alas, who doesn't have a second wife and three mothers? You see, this can't forget the trouser store, which was opened by Liu Bingkuan, the secretary of the county party committee; Oh, the red dragonfly store was opened by the goddaughter of Wang Mao, director of the county public security bureau; There is also this one, which was opened by the next-door neighbor of Xiao's wife's cousin, and this neighbor seems to be surnamed Wang ......" Tian Zhiyong told all the way, and every shop was like a treasure.

"Well, this one, we're going to collect the fee!" Finally, Tian Zhiyong pointed to a fruit store and said.

As soon as the three of them walked into the store, the owner of the store immediately greeted them, and a middle-aged man with a slightly bald head handed us cigarettes with a smile: "Brothers, you have worked hard, do you want to eat some fruit?" ”

"Eat a ki, Mao! This month's management fee, hurry! "I'm not surprised at all that this is a fat man's true colors, that's what we used to say.

On the contrary, Tian Zhiyong and the middle-aged boss looked at the fat man stupidly, as if they were looking at a wild boar that ran out of the zoo.

"What do you see? Mom, believe it or not, Lao Tzu opened your stall? The fat man scolded and was about to go up to lift the shelves, but the middle-aged boss hurriedly grabbed the fat man's arm and shouted at Tian Zhiyong: "Tian Mouse, what's going on?" ”

Tian Zhiyong also shouted loudly: "Stop, stop." ”

The fat man looked at Tian Zhiyong in amazement: "What do you mean?" ”

"Quality, pay attention to quality! We want to enforce the law civilly! Tian Zhi shouted at the fat man in a hurry.

The fat man and I both looked at Tian Zhiyong with puzzled faces, you dressed us up like a 'gangster', and now you actually told me about quality? This feeling, it's like you said that there is Teacher Cang's A/V, I am ready for the heart-to-heart seal and the breeze, but you show me Teacher Cang's M/V, who can stand this gap?

Tian Zhiyong had a good talk with the boss, and finally gave a discount and promised better service, so he got more than 1,000 yuan of protection money from the ugly boss.

The two of us came out with Tian Zhiyong with black faces, mom, this is also called collecting protection money? It felt like asking for food.

"You don't know, there are only a few people who pay protection money, and if you offend them, no one will pay!" Tian Zhiyong explained with a stunned face.

"It's a big deal not to collect it, I don't think your financial resources are on this at all, and controlling the ore veins is the most important income." I am unceremoniously pointed.

"In any case, if you are a gangster and can't even collect protection money, it means that you have lost control of the street, and when the time comes...... Alas, there is an old saying that if Qin loses his deer, the world will chase him. The deer refers to the people. Tian Zhiyong sighed again: "Therefore, we must do a good job in the relationship between these more than ten shops." ”

"It's better to move bricks than to mix it up like this." The fat man was very unimpressed, and lit a cigarette: "Then what are you doing with so many outfits for us?" ”

"I'm afraid of being beaten by them."

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Next, we witnessed the most humiliating side of the Yangcheng gang, Tian Zhiyong nodded in front and asked for protection money, and the two of us didn't say a word in the back. I swear, it's the most ridiculous protection money I've ever seen. There are bosses who want to develop/invoice, there are those who want rebates, there are white slips on credit that require installment payments, and what is even more outrageous is that there is a spicy hot boss, who directly pointed to the meat and vegetarian food on the table: "The money is here, you look at it, eat enough for a thousand yuan to count the ball!" ”

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After finally collecting the protection fees for these more than a dozen stores, and it was time for dinner, Tian Zhiyong invited the two of us to dinner, and said that he would invite us to entertainment, and the two of us shook our heads again and again, claiming that we wanted to go back to sleep. Mom, for the first time, I felt that it was a shame to be black.

Back to the hotel, take a shower and watch TV, and after a while, it will be boring. At this time, the fat man began to commotion: "Brother ghost, go out and find a place for big health care." ”

"I said, can you think of anything else in your head? Can't you just be sunny? ”

"yes, I just want the sunshine, so, I ...... Owe the day! ”

"Okay!" I know that if I don't satisfy the fat man's hobby, he will find all kinds of excuses to shirk it if I ask him to do things in the future.

Zhou Li has been replaced downstairs on duty, how to ask her about this matter, do I have to ask her: "Hey, do you know where big health care is cheap and affordable?" ”

I still have seventy or eighty thousand cash in my space bag, which was given to me by Ma Zhenkai, and I haven't used it much. Thinking about going to a high-grade place, rewarding the fat man, and rewarding himself by the way.

I went out and stopped a taxi, and before I could speak, the fat man hurriedly said in the back seat: "Master, go to the best club here." ”

The taxi driver has a thick face and thick eyebrows, which should be a very decent face shape, but this kind of face shape is forced by him to laugh into a lewd look: "Do you want a regular massage or a big health care, or both?" ”

Sitting in the passenger seat, I saw the driver showing a pig-like yin/swing expression, I knew that this person and the fat man were the same type of people, and they had a common topic. When the fat man heard this, he immediately leaned forward, and Lang smiled and asked, "Where do you think I should go?" ”

The driver nodded understandingly, and after a while, he took the two of us to a club called 'Heaven and Earth', and said with a smile: "Although the price is a little expensive, it is worth the money!" ”

As soon as I got out of the car, I happened to see an acquaintance walk into the gate of heaven and earth, there are not many of our acquaintances in Yangcheng, and this acquaintance in front of me is actually Mao Shun, the captain of the public security brigade of the Yangcheng Public Security Bureau.

Unexpectedly, the public security brigade actually came to the big health care openly, I looked at the fat man, and I thought it was funny, and the fat man even said: "Is he planning to sacrifice his hue to spy on intelligence?" ”

In the laughter, the two stepped into heaven and earth.

Sauna is nothing more than a rush, steam, soak, press, and finally a cannon, we naturally follow the standard steps.

After washing the sweat and smell, the two walked into a sauna, the sauna here is divided into a box, the box is small and large, the large room can accommodate more than ten people, the small room can only accommodate four or five people at most, and it can be buckled in it after it is full. This is just a formality, it can be regarded as taking care of privacy, after all, people who don't know each other are in a sealed room with each other, and some people with small organs are inevitably embarrassed, this embarrassment, both men and women.

There were two middle-aged men in the room we entered, with big bellies and poop, and some of them were chatting, and the fat man didn't care about them, and he couldn't wait to water the stones when he sat down, which was to increase the humidity, and the snorting sound, the water vapor was filled. When he was sweating profusely, there was a faint sound of talking from next door, for ordinary people, it was impossible to hear what was being said next door in this room, but the fat man was not an ordinary person, his eyesight and hearing were far beyond ordinary people.

"It's Mao Shun!" The fat man chuckled softly. After listening for a while, the fat man's face changed: "It's Gu Quan who is talking to him!" ”