Chapter 61: The Hidden Secret Art of Irony
I thought about the immortal tomb keepers, who must have used some superb secret techniques to quietly hide behind everyone.
So he quietly asked the night owl with extraordinary night vision ability, but there was a magic way to crack the spell that the tomb keeper was quietly following. Unexpectedly, the night owl immediately said: "Simple, Master Wen, you are optimistic." ”
As soon as I turned around, I saw something fly out of the night owl's hand. Immediately after, in the corridor in the distance, a black cloth fell to the ground, and then the tomb keeper, who was caught off guard, immediately fled backwards in a panic.
I never imagined that the mausoleum keeper would use such a simple and clumsy concealment method, and I thought that he had used a very remarkable secret technique to go unnoticed for a long time.
When I saw the black cloth fall to the ground, I couldn't speak for a long time, and it took a long time to react and shout, "Chase." Then they all chased them in the direction where the keeper had fled.
Not long after the chase, we saw a faint light in the corridor in the distance, and hurriedly ran forward. As I was running, I faintly heard the sound of the gong being struck, and I couldn't help but rejoice in my heart: it seems that the exit is close at hand.
Sure enough, there were a few steps in the faint light, and I was about to step up, but I was stopped by the seventh master, who pulled me aside and said, "Do you want to be convenient now?" ”
I looked at the seventh master of the mountain for some reason, and the seventh master said to me mysteriously: "The mountain people have their own wonderful uses. ”
The people stepped up the steps, pushed the stone slabs above, and went up to the ground.
It's early in the morning, and the sun in the northeast is more diligent and rises earlier. By this time, the sky had brightened slightly.
The people who had just gone up to the ground in a happy mood immediately began to prepare for battle. Because we're already surrounded by groups.
We are now in the innermost part of Yumeso, with a row of stone houses behind us. There is no way out. There are also stone houses on the left and right, there is no feasible road, and the only way is in front, but it is surrounded by the evil mausoleum keepers, with the bent down Zha Ling'er, and many living dead villagers, unable to pass Guò.
The cigarette man made the first move, and he motioned for me to jump over the stone house on the left. Then flee from here.
But Zha Ling'er was still in the hands of the mausoleum keeper, so I immediately whispered to him: "Save Ling'er first." ”
The smoke man nodded, and at this time, the mausoleum keeper had already ordered the villagers of the living dead to rush over.
The fat man was accustomed to being a pioneer, and when he saw a villager of the living dead rushing over, he immediately raised his knife and slashed a villager of the living dead.
As a result, the living dead villager immediately turned into a scarecrow after falling to the ground. And in the blink of an eye. The scarecrow on the ground that was split in two, the straw at the broken point, actually wriggled and reconnected from the new, and once again there was an intact scarecrow. In an instant, he stood up from the ground, turned into the appearance of a villager of the living dead, and immediately pounced on us.
See this. Suddenly, his brain was numb, and he said in his heart: I thought that another group of villagers of the living dead had come. But I didn't expect that. It turned out that these living dead villagers in front of them were not real living dead zombies. Rather, it is the evil mausoleum keeper who uses evil magic to transform the scarecrow into the appearance of an undead villager. However, the scarecrows turned into villagers were even more terrifying, as if they were immortal, and I had no idea what to do with them.
Fortunately, there is a Taoist priest in our team, although he is a half-hanger, but he occasionally exerts extraordinary abilities.
After seeing the scarecrow change the appearance of the villagers, Zha Qiye immediately said to everyone: "Don't be entangled by the scarecrow. ”
Then you immediately turned to me and said, "Master Wen, it's time for you to show your skills." ”
I knew he was giving a code, so I immediately untied the kettle from my backpack, and while dodging the scarecrow villagers' attacks, I quickly walked up to the fat man and said to him, "Let you cut it in a moment, and you will immediately cut down the living dead villagers in front of you." ”
Although the slash did not cause any damage to the scarecrow villagers, when I said this, the fat man immediately understood that I had thought of a way to deal with the scarecrow villagers, and immediately nodded and said, "Okay." ”
I was close to the fat man, and naturally I had a very tacit understanding, and as soon as I shouted to cut, he cut off half of the villagers in front of me. The undead villager fell to the ground and immediately turned into a scarecrow broken in two. I quickly twisted the lid of the kettle open, and splashed the liquid in the kettle on the squirming scarecrow, and the green straw that was still wriggling immediately turned into a charred and dry weed, and never moved again.
After eliminating a scarecrow, Zha Qiye, who was standing behind me, immediately pinched a burning yellow talisman with his index finger and middle finger, and set the scarecrow on the ground on fire.
The gray and black fireworks were swirling, the fat man and I kept slashing and killing the scarecrow villagers, and the seventh master kept lighting the fire, just like that, we rushed out of the alley with no way out, and came to a very wide street.
The scarecrow villagers seemed to be slaughtered, and I took the time to peek around, and found that the mausoleum keeper who was pretending to be me was gone. Because he was worried about Zha Ling'er's safety, he let the team run while fighting, and began to search for Zha Ling'er's traces in the dream village.
The stone houses and streets of Mengzhuang completely form a huge labyrinth, and the streets always enter one dead end after another in discontinuity, but the tomb keeper and Zha Ling'er are never seen.
At last they couldn't run anymore, so they stopped and continued to fight with the scarecrow villagers, and I panted and looked down at the boy's urine in the kettle, and found that there was not much left, and I couldn't help but feel a little anxious.
The seventh master asked me to prepare the boy's urine, and the biggest purpose was not to deal with the scarecrow villagers. Just as I looked down at the kettle, I suddenly felt a strong wind hitting the back of my head, and my body hurriedly squatted down, only to see Zha Ling'er, who was leaned over by the stone beast statue, jumped over my head, and the sneak attack was unsuccessful.
I saw Zha Ling'er lying on the ground, arching her body, and her heart was full of joy, and she said: I didn't expect to think of Cao Cao, Cao Cao actually came.
Without hesitation, I poured all the child's urine in the kettle in my hand on Zha Ling'er's body, and after hearing a wild beast's scream, Zha Ling'er changed back to her original appearance and lay on the ground.
I immediately carried Zha Ling'er, who had fainted to the ground, on my back, shouted "withdraw" at everyone, and rushed forward.
Although Zha Ling'er was successfully rescued, we now have no child urine, and after cutting and killing the scarecrow villagers, we can only slow down the scarecrow's pursuit, but cannot completely eliminate them. Moreover, the road ahead was vast, and we ran around in the labyrinth of Dream Village without stopping, but we just didn't find the exit of Dream Village.
The entrance of the village of Mengzhuang is in the north, and we have been running towards the north, but we have been running into a dead end, so we have to turn back and come out, and we have already run dizzy. But fortunately, in the hands of the seventh master, there is a compass that can constantly point in the right direction, and we in the seventh master of the seventh master continue to twist the right direction, and unknowingly, we ran to the center of the village.
When I saw that victory was in sight, I immediately encouraged everyone to speed up. However, the labyrinthine Dream Village, and the scarecrow villagers who are constantly chasing behind them, slowly drive everyone to a dead end.
I couldn't run anymore with Zha Ling'er on my back, so I switched to the fat man carrying Zha Ling'er. I took a deep breath, and then asked the seventh master, "Seventh master, hurry up and find a way to directly eliminate the scarecrow villagers, it's really impossible to run." ”
Seventh Master Zha was also wheezing, and while dealing with the scarecrow villagers who rushed in front of him, he said, "There is no other way, do you want to be convenient now?" ”
When I heard this, I immediately said to him, "My kettle is used to hold urine, and I haven't drunk a sip of water for a long time, where can I urine?" ”
There was no boy urine, which meant that he could not completely get rid of the attack of the scarecrow villagers, and he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and carefully recalled that I had peeked at the master's book "Tai Chi Thirty-two Preface Feng Shui Secret Arts", whether there was a secret method to restrain the scarecrow's evil arts.
However, Master didn't want me to become a monk, so I just peeked a little bit, there are many secret methods that I only know half-understood, and some even only know the name, and there is no record of the scarecrow evil method at all, so I had to resign myself to continuing to wave the vajra in my hand, waiting for the arrival of my urine.
The scarecrow villagers can't kill endlessly, but the team members' bodies are drying up day by day, and the road ahead is hopeless. However, when the smoke man runs out of energy and faints, we lose our most reliable reliance. Moreover, the smoke man had been poisoned by Ecstasy incense, and I was worried that he had already suffered a serious injury, and if he was up to such a difficult task, he might damage his body.
As soon as an idea came out of my heart, my eyes involuntarily aimed at the smoke man, but the smoke man's pair of eagle eyes immediately caught him, he flashed to me and asked me, "Something?" ”
I hesitated, but said, "That, the scripture tattoo on your body"
What a character the cigarette man is, with extraordinary comprehension ability, before I finished speaking, he immediately began to unbutton his shirt.
I tattooed Sanskrit Buddhist scriptures on the body of the smoke man, and in the tombs of the Western Han Dynasty, I restrained the dead corpses that were controlled by the suture corpses of evil things, and quickly said it to the seventh master.
Seventh Master immediately said to me: "Why didn't you say it earlier, I didn't expect that the little brother of the cigarette boy still has this ability to pass through the sky." ”
I replied truthfully, "I just remembered, too." However, although this method is effective, I am very worried about the body of the little brother who smokes, and too many things have happened to him in the past. ”
Seventh Master Zha didn't know much about the mysterious smoke man, and he didn't know anything about cold poison, and when he saw my tone, he couldn't help but be a little worried. However, soon he took out a porcelain bottle from his arms, stuffed it into my hand and said, "If the little brother who smokes faints after a while, you will feed him the pills in the porcelain bottle and take care of him." ”
I immediately asked curiously, "What's in it?" ”
While resisting the attack of the scarecrow villagers, Zha Qiye took the time to reply, "My own secret life-sustaining pill. (To be continued......)