Zhenzhen, Love, and Pity each had their own girl's thoughts, and after chatting for a while, they dispersed, leaving only the eldest Zhenzhen alone, who seemed to be restless, walking slowly on the edge of the flower garden, with a little anxiety and longing for the future on his face. (Pinyin for biqi u)

"Miss Zhenzhen, you're polite!"

A pig's head came out from behind the osmanthus tree, and it was really startled.

"Ah...... You...... When were you here?"

Zhu Bajie tried to make a very personable appearance, and said with a smile: "I was here just now to enjoy the flowers, and I overheard a few young ladies talking. When it comes to recruiting sons-in-law, I don't know what Miss Zhenzhen thinks?"

This......

Zhenzhen looked a little hesitant, looked Zhu Bajie up and down, and there was a look of disgust in his eyes.

"Hey, hey. ”

Zhu Bajie knew that his image was not up to par, but he also prepared some rhetoric, and said: "Don't look at my master's handsomeness, it's actually useless." Although I am ugly, I have many benefits. ”

Zhenzhen pursed his lips and smiled, curious: "What is the benefit?"

Zhu Bajie shook his big ears like a fan, and said loudly: "Although I am ugly, I have some skills in being diligent. If you say a thousand acres of land, you don't need to make oxen plough it. Just one rake, the cloth is born in time. If there is no rain, you can ask for rain, and if there is no wind, you will call the wind. If the house is too low, it should be two or three storeys...... Parents are short of all kinds of things, I can kick the tile well!"

If Cui Shi heard this passage, he would definitely be able to distinguish it. This is exactly the original record of "Journey to the West", when Zhu Bajie showed off his skills to his mother-in-law, he read a limerick poem.

I can't see that Zhu Bajie is taking the warm male route, and if he doesn't agree, he will take care of the housework first.

But Zhenzhen looked at this obsessive body, compared with the elegant temperament of Elder Tang and the neatness of Elder Sun, he always felt that he was a little behind. Although the other party's intentions were obvious, she didn't say anything further.

It's time to perform the skills you've just learned!

Zhu Bajie saw that the situation was not good, and the heroic figure of the senior brother just now suddenly appeared in his mind, and it seemed that he still had to show the high-end skills taught by the senior brother himself in order to succeed in the battle!

"Miss Zhenzhen, there is such a saying in my hometown, women are ...... four"

I just said half of the classic lines that I had worked so hard to memorize, and suddenly I felt that something was wrong!

That Mrs. Mo was in her early forties, and this passage was appropriate. But this Zhenzhen lady is clearly at a good age, and she doesn't even know if she is twenty years old, how can she copy it so bluntly?

Zhu Bajie swallowed his saliva, urgently swallowed all the words behind him, and learned the sincere expression of the senior brother just now in a little panic, and even learned the movements meticulously, put a fat pig hand on his chest, and stammered: "Although...... Although you are a little older than me, if you are lucky enough to be able to ......"

Am I older than you?

When I heard this, I was a little unhappy. How can anyone talk to a girl like that?

Besides, I'm clearly not as big as you!

With a little doubt, Zhenzhen swept his gaze, only to see the fat pig's hand on the even fatter chest, patted on a piece of fat that was three inches fat, and even trembled a few times.

I...... ...... than you Big??

Ah!!

Zhenzhen's face suddenly turned red, and he turned his pretty face and scolded: "What are you talking about?!"

took a sip hard, turned around and left, and confused Zhu Bajie, who was full of anticipation, I don't understand how I took out my senior brother's god-level confession, and suddenly collapsed as soon as he said a word?

What is the truth of this?

"Hahaha!"

Cui Shi, who got the news, almost fell to the ground from the bed laughing.

When did this pig's head hide and eavesdrop, but only learned a useless shell.

Saying "you are older than me" to a twenty-year-old girl is already a taboo in itself, not to mention that you can pat your chest with a C cup without dying, which is a misunderstanding...... You flirt with the Bodhisattva, you are more ruthless than me!

If someone didn't cast a spell on the spot to beat your pig's head into pig's head meat, it is already a good temper.

Who is this good-tempered bodhisattva? Manjushri Puxian, Old Mother Lishan? Or ...... Is this really Guanyin?

"Senior Brother......

Zhu Bajie made a bitter face and said depressedly: "I said something wrong, but I completely followed what you said in the successful case just now." ”

"Get out!"

Cui Shi scolded with a smile: "You haven't even learned the fur, so you dare to learn to pick up girls?"

"So what should I do? That was really ...... just now."

"Don't even think about it!"

Cui Shi shook his head categorically and said: "After you tossed just now, the difficulty of the real strategy quickly turned into a hell level, unless you become a super love saint now, it is basically no fun." ”

"Oh. ”

Zhu Bajie sighed regretfully, but thinking about it, there are two people, love and pity, who are also heavenly and fragrant, and they must work hard.

"Then senior brother, what should I do?"

"You, don't do anything now. ”

Cui Shi said calmly: "Don't forget, you are pretending to be sick now." If you don't have a good time recuperating in the house and flirting with girls everywhere, what else can you have a good impression? Listen to me, you should lie in bed for at least three more days and then think about other things. ”

"Okay brother, I'll listen to you. ”

Zhu Bajie actually has some ideas in his heart, time is pressing, and the girl doesn't wait for anyone! Even if you don't consider the master, there is also the sullen man of Lao Sha, plus the god-like senior brother, when he is sick for three days, are you sure that he can still give himself a couple of dates?

But there is no way, his pickled girl's IQ is about equal to zero, and without the help of his senior brother, it will only make the situation worse, and when the time comes, it will be all hellish difficulty, and the Jade Emperor can't be saved when he comes.

Gritted his teeth and endured it, I hope this senior brother is reliable, and it is good to have as much love and pity as little as he can leave for himself......

"By the way, Bajie, you wait a while to go. ”

Cui Shi suddenly remembered a question, and asked with some confusion: "Since you can freely transform into tiny insects and flies, the art of transformation must be extremely extraordinary." Then don't you know that you can change your handsome appearance and make other girls happy? It's an ordinary difficulty, but your image is suddenly raised to nightmare difficulty, and coupled with the dialogue of EQ and IQ double zero, this will eventually become hellish difficulty, you know?"

Since ancient times, my sister loves to be pretty, and it has always been a society that looks at faces.

For example, Zhu Bajie's words just now, even if they are just as they are, and they are replaced by a handsome pot that brings disaster to the country and the people, and if they are not good, they can be regarded as a romantic showman, but the image of Zhu Bajie is ...... Immediately became a nasty billet.

Cui Shi just asked casually, but he didn't expect Zhu Bajie to hear this question, and a very complicated expression appeared on his face, he opened his mouth to say and stopped, and finally turned into a sigh.

Well?

Cui Shi was also a little curious, and asked, "What?"

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