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There is no doubt that Chen Yu is a lazy person.

This point has been confirmed countless times by teachers and children since he was in elementary school, but this guy is really not ashamed and still goes his own way. But God will not close all the doors and windows of a person, at least leave an exhaust fan, vent and so on, so that such people have hope and reason to live. Fortunately, God did not abandon Chen Yu.

Objectively speaking, Chen Yu also has advantages, with good facial features and a good family background. Although his lazy personality makes this guy not forced to the point of last resort and unwilling to take the problem seriously, but fortunately, Chen Yu's IQ is still above average, and he knows how to do it.

Therefore, Chen Yu's high school and university are all good schools. Even if the diploma is put in the society, you can mix it up as a white-collar worker, but maybe this thing knows that once you enter the society, there will be no good life, so he begged his father to send him to the United States to study. It is called "to increase experience and knowledge, and to lay a solid foundation for a happy life in the future". The hypocritical wording made Daddy Chen feel deeply gratified, thinking that this lazy thing had finally woken up.

So, this cargo ran to Los Angeles, California, USA with a suitcase and started a happy life.

"Hey Chen, come here, this Marvel Museum is amazing. I think that's the best thing the California government has done in years. ”

Chen Yu shrugged his shoulders helplessly, looked at the young and beautiful white girl in front of him, and waved and shouted at him excitedly.

"Coming, coming, Grace, by the way, you've been shopping for more than two hours, won't you get tired?" Chen Yu said with a bitter face.

This is the first date between Chen Yu and his American girlfriend Grace, and the girl is a veteran anime fan, so two tickets to a Comic-Con themed on Marvel's superhero comics in downtown Los Angeles easily moved the girl, plus Chen Yu himself usually likes to watch comic books, and a long-planned date started smoothly as Chen Yu planned.

"Chen, this comic con is so good, I just don't feel tired after a whole day of shopping! Oh God, is that a one-to-one life-size model of Iron Man armor? Can you even try it on? Let's get in line! Grace excitedly pointed to the large black crowd in front of her and said loudly.

"Ah, yes, dear Grace. I drank too much Coke for lunch, I needed to go to the bathroom, immediately, not a minute. It's only been a few minutes and I'll be back soon. ”

After glancing at the long procession, Chen Yu resolutely urinated and escaped undisciplinedly, throwing the girl's cry behind his head. There was wind on his feet, and he rushed into the bathroom like a rocket.

After washing his face with cold water, Chen Yu let out a long breath and deeply sighed at the powerful effects of American beef, it turns out that Americans who grew up eating American beef are not only likely to get mad cow disease, but also may have ADHD.

Shaking his head, he took out a tissue from his pocket, wiped the water off his face, looked carefully at himself in the bathroom mirror, and slowly arranged his hair.

Looking at himself in the mirror and becoming chic and confident again, sweeping away the embarrassment just now, Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction and was about to go out. Suddenly, Chen Yu in the mirror gave a weird smile and winked gently at the stunned Chen Yu. The next moment, Chen Yu only felt that the sky was spinning, and he fainted silently.

Before fainting, Chen Yu was thinking in his mind:

"This Nima, Lao Tzu's 50 US dollars, he didn't even hold his hand and went in the water..."

On the same day, an inconspicuous newspaper in the United States reported that the Chinese American man died mysteriously in the comic con, and there was only a broken mirror at the scene of the death, and his parents were extremely sad.