As we all know, the Earth is a low-martial plane, there is no doubt about it.

Even in the lower plane, the earth's force level is at the bottom.

That's right, there is such a thing as martial arts in the world, but it is not as mysterious as in novels and movies.

For example, Cheng Tinghuacheng, the great grandmaster of the program baguazhang, has cultivated to the peak in his life, has superb martial arts, and has been invincible all over the capital, and he is in the limelight for a while, and belongs to the iconic figures in the martial arts world of the Celestial Empire.

However, no matter how powerful a martial artist is, he basically has to kneel when he encounters a firearm.

When the famous eight hooligans teamed up to rob the Celestial Empire, they scared Cixi away, captured the capital, and wreaked havoc in the city.

When Mr. Cheng was passing by the single archway in the east of the capital, he saw a team of German patrolmen teasing girls on the street.

Seeing that Lu was uneven and drew a knife to help, Old Man Cheng jumped up without hesitation and beat up this group of German soldiers, and more than a dozen German soldiers were easily knocked down by him and beaten violently, without any power to fight back.

But when he returned home, he found that the alley in front of his house was already densely packed with German soldiers armed with spears.

The German soldiers fired guns together, and a generation of martial arts masters died under the guns, and their bodies were still hung outside the nine gates of Beijing City to show the public, and the death was restless.

If it weren't for his younger brother Cheng Dianhua, his eldest son Cheng Youlong, and Jinmen hero Huo Yuanjia joining forces to steal the old man's body at night, the old man who died would probably be dried on the city gate tower (true story).

Du Xiyue, who was born in a martial arts family since childhood, naturally knows these stories, and even knows the upper limit of martial arts.

There are all kinds of things like light power, but they are basically the same, it belongs to a simple light body technique and a special step position, which can only make the body of the martial artist more agile, and it is not as mysterious as the eaves and walls in the movie - at least like hers, the behavior of flying (climbing) a tree more than ten meters high in an instant, the known light gong on the earth cannot be done.

The earth is a low plane, and the martial arts on TV are all deceitful - until the age of sixteen, the girl has always thought so, and she believes so.

This is the experience passed down from her ancestors, the arrangement that the elders in the family only instilled in her, and the main scaffolding that supports the shaping of her three views.

Today, however, this has been supporting the girl's important scaffold, collapsed.

"Liar, don't ......"

"How can this kind of light work really exist......"

"It must be fake......

"Fake......

The girl stood at the top of the tree in a daze, like a puppet that had been broken, her eyes blank, and she only knew how to mutter, words that even she could not hear.

She jerked her head up, looked at the distant ground beneath her feet, and made up her mind.

Try again!

Looking down at the clumps of branches in the canopy below, the girl took a deep breath, opened her arms, and fell freely like a bird.

The intertwined branches frequently appeared in the girl's sight, but she was sluggish and mechanically flipped and moved according to the techniques that Li Yunfei had taught her, gliding between the branches like a nimble swimming fish.

Two seconds later, the girl fell to the ground unharmed.

She stood on the lawn in a daze, staring at her hands blankly, then at the tree above her head, and subconsciously poked the tree with her fingers, as if she wanted to confirm whether these were all fake.

Then her phone rang.

"Hey, Xiaoxi, what's going on? Is that kid willing to take you as an apprentice? ”

The girl held the phone sluggishly, listened to the familiar voice on the other end of the phone, and opened her mouth, like a dying fish trying to breathe.

Halfway through, she swallowed her saliva and cried out in a whispered voice.

"Grandpa, it turns out that we have been wrong all along......"

And just when the girl's three views were ruined and she began to doubt her perception of the world in the past sixteen years, the culprit Li Yunfei just pushed open the door of the house, and saw Lao Chen hanging in the living room, his body shrouded in a cyan translucent bubble.

Li Yunfei raised his head and looked at it for a while, with a look of residual thought.

"Lao Chen, what are you doing? Advertise bubble gum? ”

Lao Chen took a deep breath and fell from mid-air.

"I'm trying to reach out to Pandaria's old friends and see if I can reach them...... I remember what I said before, right? This is one of our warrior monks' skills, called Zen pilgrimage, which allows me to fly back to Sunny Peak to ask for help from my old friends there. ”

Looking at Li Yunfei's blank face, the panda man scratched his head, a little confused, "Could it be that I remembered wrong?" I haven't said that before? ”

Li Yunfei said confidently, "Of course you remembered wrongly, you definitely didn't tell me about it." ”

So Lao Chen was even more confused.

"But I remember what I told you last night? Belch...... Am I really mistaken? ”

Looking at Li Yunfei's arrogant expression, the panda man sighed and believed Li Yunfei's nonsense.

"It seems that I've been under too much pressure lately, and I'm a little forgetful."

At this moment, Li Yunfei couldn't help but be curious, will this panda man who looks like he is happy all day also be under pressure?

"What did you say? Of course I was also under pressure. ”

Regarding Li Yunfei's questioning, Lao Chen responded very strictly, "Don't look at me like this, I'm also very worried." It's hard for me to bear so much pressure every day, Brother Yunfei, let me tell you, ...... in Azeroth."

"How about I invite you to drink Moutai?"

Hearing the word Moutai, the panda people's eyes lit up, and they instantly came to their senses. The pressure is gone, the worry is gone, the bragging or something is forgotten, everything in the world is tied to a pot.

Lao Chen was elated and full of interest.

"That's a good feeling, when are we going?"

Li Yunfei couldn't help laughing, took out the Moutai wine behind him and handed it to the panda man.

"I'll give you a drink now."

Lao Chen took the wine, and then glanced at Li Yunfei, a little curious.

"Brother Yunfei, do you have something to trouble me?"

Nothing to be courteous, the truth of either rape or theft is also understood by panda people.

Although he has a good relationship with Li Yunfei, this kind of thing drinking Moutai every day is not something that Li Yunfei can afford for the time being, and Lao Chen also knows this, so it is a little strange for Li Yunfei to inexplicably invite him to drink Moutai.

"Let's talk about something directly, who is with whom of our brothers? What are you being polite to me? ”

Lao Chen was very sincere and sincere, which moved Li Yunfei very much.

If only all the traversers were as friendly as Lao Chen.

He couldn't help but sigh and said.

"Actually, I'm really just asking you to drink, don't think too much about it."

Lao Chen's face was suspicious.

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, why am I lying to you?"

Li Yunfei continued to sigh, he liked this honest and cute panda man more and more.

Sure enough, there is a gap where there is a contrast, compared to those traversers who always cause trouble, Lao Chen is really cute, much better than those troublesome creatures like a queen.

"If I'm free another day, I'll have a good discussion with you. It just so happens that I have learned so much martial arts and magic, and I haven't found a suitable opponent to practice well, and my hands are a little itchy. ”

The panda man patted his chest and said, "If you are interested, we can talk about it now, I am also a little curious about your martial arts, Brother Yunfei, we can just communicate about it." ”

However, the invitation from the panda people was rejected by Li Yunfei.

"No, I'll have to take Sejuani out later, I'm not free for the time being, let's talk again next time I have a chance."

Li Yunfei said, walked into the kitchen and began to prepare breakfast.

It was about nine o'clock in the morning, and after he had finished his breakfast, he would wake up the sleeping little girl to finish eating, freshen up, and go out.

Tut...... Playground.

I remember the last time I went to the playground, it was two years ago, when he took Ling'er, who won the first place in the exam, to the little girl.

I haven't been there for a long time since then.

"When this thing is over, take Ling'er to play again, she should like it......"

Li Yunfei muttered, turned on the gas, and began to stir-fry.

PS: The new week is coming, continue to ask for recommendation votes for support, and I wish everyone a happy June Day, remember to wear a red scarf and white cloth shoes to participate in the event, otherwise the teacher will be mad