Chapter 16: The Necromantic Baby
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The tide of consciousness seemed to be like a wave, stirring up countless fragments of memory, and at this time, Qi Luohan's thoughts fell into darkness, surrounded by endless darkness, like a ghostly silent atmosphere, it seemed too quiet!
Where am I?
Why is it so dark around?
"Tick tock" seems to have water droplets falling from mid-air, splashing ripples, this sound is crisp and pleasant, very good!
Gradually, Qi Luohan walked forward, and it was still dark around, when suddenly a childish voice came to his ears: "The baby is so hungry, the baby is so hungry!" β
Well, what kind of sound is this, it seems to be the coquettish sound of a delicious child. (Please search Bayi Chinese Net, the fastest updated novel website!)
Qi Luohan's eyes suddenly had a glimmer of light, so dazzling, he couldn't help but cover the strong light with his right hand.
When the light gradually dissipated, a strange creature floated in front of him, this is a cute Lori, pink and tender little face, revealing a trace of baby fat, burgundy head showing a natural curve, a pair of big eyes, looking at Qi Luohan with a bright look, looking dull and stupid.
What surprised Qi Luohan the most was that this humanoid creature was only the size of a palm, and it floated into the air like a ghost, without wings or any flying props, just floating quietly.
"Who are you? Why am I here! Qi Luohan asked about this strange creature in a low voice, and this cute Lori didn't seem to notice what he said, but instead floated to his side, walked around a few times, and looked Qi Luohan up and down.
In the end, he said something wronged: "Woo, why is the owner so ugly this time, not handsome at all!" β
Suddenly, Qi Luohan's eyes were round, aren't they handsome? Do you mean me?
"Why am I here?" Qi Luohan glanced at this cute little Lori, and he couldn't look down on me at all!
Cute Lori pretended to think, stroked her chin, and then said with firm eyes: "It must be that the baby is beautiful!" You came to peep on purpose! β
I'll go! Qi Luohan is like being struck by thunder, Nima, dare to be in the pit No, I don't know how I got here, where is I still in the mood to peep? Besides, you're a palm-sized Lori, do you think you're interesting? If the front is not convex and the back is not warped, who will see it?
"Well, you win!" Qi Luohan sighed, in the face of this creature with zero IQ, it is better to go directly to the topic: "You just tell me how to leave!" β
"You can call me baby and leave!" This self-proclaimed baby creature's eyes flashed with a cute light, and he looked at Qi Luohan with a smile, which suddenly made Qi Luohan feel like he was being sold, how could she feel that she was laughing so obscenely!
"Baby!" In order to leave, Qi Luohan still shouted out this sentence.
"Hee-hee, you're so stupid, let you call you? The laughing baby's stomach hurts" The baby suddenly covered his belly, rolled in mid-air, and beat his chest while laughing, and his eyes seemed to see a stupid fork.
"Boom" seemed to be another shining thunderbolt slashing over, and Qi Luohan felt that his whole world had collapsed!
Damn, what is this?
"What the hell do you want to do?" Qi Luohan's anger burned, and he yelled angrily at the baby, and suddenly the baby's eyes were crooked, and there seemed to be countless tears in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth were slightly tightened, feeling as if he was going to cry, and finally he cried: "The master bullies the baby, the master bullies the baby!" Wow! β
Qi Luohan's anger was instantly extinguished by the baby's tears, is it really my mistake?
"Okay, baby, don't cry, I'm not kidding you?" Qi Luohan reluctantly squeezed out a smile, kindly comforted, but said in his heart: My aunt, what are you going to make trouble?
"Hmph, the owner bullies the baby, the baby is in a bad mood now, you want to give something to the baby, the baby is happy, don't blame you!" The cute Lori seemed to feel that she had the initiative, raised her little head proudly, hummed a small tune in her mouth, and happily circled around Qi Luohan.
Do you dare to ask for something, do you dare to be in the pit? Qi Luohan said depressedly in his heart, I somehow got you here, forget it, you can play me, and you want me to coax me, and finally simply reach out to me to ask for something, how can you make me embarrassed?
"What do you want, I don't have any toys or anything like that!" Qi Luohan glanced at this Lori bitterly, and really didn't know what to do!
That Lori seemed to be very angry after hearing this, and yelled at Qi Luohan loudly: "If you don't have anything, you can also pick up girls, do you want to be shameless!" β
Oh, my God! When do I say soak yours, sue sΓΉ me, when!
At this moment, Qi Luohan is really going to collapse, this is simply his life, if fighting with the alien is a moment of life and death, but being with this harmless guy in front of him is simply an impulse to become a psychopath!
"Forget it, the baby is a good person, I won't embarrass you, sign a contract with the baby and leave!" The baby's watery eyes and eyelashes trembled slightly, which seemed to show infinite tenderness.
"Sign the contract? Why should I sign a contract with you? Qi Luohan touched his head curiously, and then asked, "What is the benefit of me signing the contract?" β
"Hmph, I just wanted to take advantage of the baby, ** owner!" The baby pouted his little mouth, and his eyes looked like I knew it, and it seemed to be saying, if you want to rub the oil, just say, don't pretend to be Sven!
Kill me, kill me, I don't want to live anymore!
Qi Luohan's mind was furious, and when he just had the urge to commit suicide, he actually found himself lying on the cold ground, surrounded by the surviving policemen around him, as if checking the condition of his body.
"He's awake!" One of the policemen spoke suddenly.
Qi Luohan shook his dizzy head and sighed, fortunately it was a dream, it was really strange, how could I have such a dream when I fainted, it was so funny!
Maybe I've been too tired lately, Qi Luohan thought to himself.
"Hmph, I know it's wrong, I dare to bully the baby, sue the baby, do you know it's wrong? Don't think that if you keep your head down, your baby will forgive you! β
Qi Luohan suddenly felt that his head was being pulled, and when he looked back, the guy who claimed to be a baby was still there, oh my God, this is actually true, there are really these two goods!
"Damn, why are you here?" Qi Luohan scolded at the baby.
The surrounding police were very curious, and no one seemed to know him here.
"I, I'm not here on a mission? Do you know me? A policeman opposite Qi Luohan replied in a low voice.
"I mean her, this little one floating in the air!" Qi Luohan angrily pointed to a place in mid-air, and then continued: "See, these two goods are still flying around me!" β
Fly? Flying in mid-air? But there was nothing, and the place he was pointing to was obviously blank!
All the policemen looked at Qi Luohan curiously, looked at it with an almost idiotic gaze, and then muttered, "Is this guy stupid?" β
"Didn't see that?" Qi Luohan looked at the police in surprise, how could he not see it, these two goods are flying around, even if they are a little smaller, they are the size of a palm, mosquitoes can see it, and the humanoid creatures with a big palm can't see it, what kind of eyes is this, how can they be policemen!
"Lala" the baby hummed happily, jumped on Qi Luohan's head, pulled Qi Luohan's head, and said with a smile: "Let me see if the master's head is in the water, I am the master's baby, how can others see it!" β
I'll go, others won't see it, why didn't I say it earlier, I'll be treated as an idiot!
Well, forget it, don't worry about it!
Qi Luohan stood up and said to all the nearby policemen, "Have all the aliens in the entire swimming pool been wiped out?" β
"It's gone, leader!" The police said.
"Very good" Qi Luohan nodded, and then seemed to remember something, and said: "You go out first, I'll clean up the battlefield, and everyone else is not allowed to come in, just tell your director to wait outside!" I'll explain it to him when I go out! β
"This?" The police hesitated, could it be that the alien corpse was just left like this? But then he thought about it, and now he is in charge, so he still replied affirmatively: "Yes, obey, team leader!" β