Chapter 232: Teasing Xiao Wu
Feng Lin's mother-in-law is Wu Qiongyao, one of the seven swords of the Tianshan Mountains, Wu Qiongyao's elder brother Wu Chenghua has two great-great-grandsons, the eldest brother is called Wu Ding Zhou, and the younger brother is Wu Ming guessed this Wu Ding Qiu.
Counting the kinship, although it is quite estranged, there is no doubt that Li Qinmei is a generation higher than Wu Dingqiu.
The descendants of the Seven Swords of the Tianshan Mountains have a gathering every three or five years, and they meet often, and the martial brothers and Li Qinmei have been familiar with each other since childhood, and the two martial brothers call her little aunt.
As for Zhong Zhan, he is the only disciple accepted by Tang Xiaolan, and he is the same generation as Li Qinmei, so Wu Dingqiu calls him the little uncle.
Wu Mingzheng was groaning, only to hear another voice, that is, Zhong Zhan said: "Second Martial Brother, you are scolding people behind your back again, have you forgotten the lesson of being used by Jin Shiyi last time?" ”
Hearing this, Wu Ming almost laughed out loud, remembering that there was indeed a paragraph in the book, that time was somewhat similar to this situation, Wu Dingqiu said bad things about Jin Shiyi in the inn, and Jin Shiyi happened to hear it, so he teased him.
I only heard Wu Dingqiu huffing angrily: "Uncle Xiao, what do you still say, I get angry when I think of this matter, then Jin Shiyi is a madman, he is dirty and dirty, and he is still a member of the evil sect, how can Aunt Qinmei like him?" How can you be like Uncle Xiao, not only a talent, but also a disciple of the world's number one master, this identity and status ......"
After hearing this, Wu Ming secretly shook his head in his heart and smiled: "This Wudingqiu judges people by his appearance, and he also likes to chew the root of his tongue behind his back, no wonder Jin Shiyi teased him last time." ”
This Zhong Zhan hurriedly stopped him and said, "Second Wu, please don't say it, what's the use of Qin Mei not liking me?" ”
Wu Dingqiu said: "What do you like or dislike, since ancient times, marriage has been the order of your parents, and the matchmaker said, as long as the little aunt can't find Jin Shiyi when she goes to sea this time, wait for her to come back and let your master make decisions for you." ”
Zhong Zhan sighed: "I like Senior Sister Qinmei, but I don't want her to have any reluctance, besides, what if she and her mother go to sea to find Jin Shiyi this time?" Actually, I don't think much about it, I just hope that Qinmei will be safe and live happily for the rest of her life, which is enough. ”
Wu Ming couldn't help nodding secretly in his heart when he heard this, this Zhong Zhan is indeed an honest and honest person, in fact, because of this, Li Qinmei has always been afraid to be interested in him, but just regarded him as an elder brother.
At the same time, Wu Ming also had a feeling of embarrassment in his heart, originally in the book Sea of Clouds, Zhong Zhan was able to keep the clouds open and see the moon, but now with his appearance, Yiqiē is naturally different.
Even if there is no task of [Qinmei's Emotion], Wu Ming will never give up Li Qinmei, because with this period of separation, he feels more and more in his heart, and he misses her, and she should always be like this.
When Wu Ming was muttering to himself, he only heard Wu Dingqiu say again: "Uncle Xiao, you are too pessimistic." In the vast sea, if you want to find Jin Shiyi, how can it be so simple, not to mention that Jin Shiyi seems to be deliberately avoiding the little aunt, otherwise they will probably meet a long time ago, so you still have a good chance Uncle Xiao. ”
Wu Ming smiled secretly in his heart, although this Wu Dingqiu likes to chew the root of his tongue, this guess is not wrong at all, but it is a pity that his appearance changed a qiē, and Li Qinmei actually found Jin Shiyi, but the two did not come together, but cheapened him Wu Ming.
If Wu Dingqiu learned about it, how would he be shocked? Wu Ming thinks it's funny.
Zhong Zhan shook his head and sighed: "What chance is not a chance, they don't know where they are now, it's anxiety to think about, I just want Senior Sister Qinmei and her mother to come back safely and smoothly, as for the rest, I can give up." ”
Wu Dingqiu said: "Uncle Xiao, you really have a deep affection for Aunt Qinmei, but it's a pity that she can't hear it now, otherwise maybe she will really be moved, do you want to wait for Aunt Qinmei to come back, I will tell her?" Hey hey ......"
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The two of them spoke softly in the house, Wu Dingqiu slandered Jin Shiyi a lot between his words, and flattered Zhong Zhan, the senior uncle, on the surface, but in fact it was a bit of sarcasm, which made Wu Ming feel angry after listening to it secretly.
It's not enough for this guy to be taught a lesson once, it looks like he's going to have to do it again. Thinking of the way Jin Shiyi teased him before, Wu Ming's heart moved inexplicably, he didn't seem to have used it much after getting the disguise, why not pretend to be Jin Shiyi and tease this guy again this time?
Just thinking about this, I didn't expect the book fairy system to immediately send out a task prompt.
"Ding Dong~!"
"Congratulations on your luck touching the Book Immortal System Quest [Teasing Xiao Wu]."
"Mission content: Use the disguise technique to pretend to be Jin Shiyi, and tease Wu Dingqiu for at least one hour to complete the task."
"Mission time: within two hours."
"Task Reward: Disguise Cream + Book Immortal Points Card (10)."
Without a task, Wu Ming was also ready to tease Wu Dingqiu, but now that he had a task, he couldn't run, so Wu Ming immediately began to disguise himself.
The disguise technique that Tong Guò learned from Ah Zhu is magical, Wu Ming played with the left and right, and with the bone shrinking skill, he soon dressed himself up as Jin Shiyi, and looked at the bronze mirror, it was really very similar, even if an acquaintance saw it, he couldn't recognize it at all.
"Hehe, that's pretty good." Wu Ming smiled evilly, then gently pushed the door and went out, quietly coming to the window of the room where Wu Dingqiu and Zhong Zhan lived.
At this time, Wu Dingqiu was still babbling and talking, Wu Ming secretly sneered in his heart, tore open the window paper, and suddenly threw a seabird egg into Wu Dingqiu's mouth.
These seabird eggs were collected on the island by Wu Ming on his way back and placed in the Shuxian storage box, but at this time he used them as hidden weapons.
Under the action of Wu Ming's internal force, the seabird egg flew quickly and with extremely high accuracy, and it flew into Wudingqiu's mouth at once, and it burst open in an instant.
After all, Wu Dingqiu is Li Qinmei's nephew, and he doesn't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, although Wu Ming teased him, he is also very measured, and he controls his strength, otherwise this time, Wu Dingqiu will be seriously injured if he does not die.
However, although Wu Ming's force was extremely soft, the fishy smell brought out by the instant burst of the bird's eggs and the taste of egg whites and egg yolks mixed with eggshells filling his mouth were really not pleasant.
Wu Ming was so shocked that both of them in the room immediately jumped up.
Zhong Zhan quickly took off the green steel sword hanging on the wall and jumped out through the window, while Wu Dingqiu spit out a mouth full of egg yolks, egg whites and eggshells, and then jumped out, so angry that he couldn't help but scold: "Where did the bastard bastard come from, dare to tease the master?" You come out for me......"
The scolding has not yet settled, only to see another bird egg flying, this time the Wuding ball closed its mouth quickly, the bird egg did not enter the mouth, but smashed on the lips, and suddenly burst open, those egg yolks and egg whites were pasted on the surface, both fishy and slippery, so uncomfortable.
"Bastard, I can't spare you, there's a ......kind of don't run away" Wu Dingqiu reached out and wiped off the egg yolk and egg white sticky on his face, and then immediately chased out.
Wu Ming actually deliberately exposed some flaws to lead them to chase after him, otherwise with his kung fu, how could Wu Dingqiu reveal his whereabouts.
Zhong Zhan knew that the martial arts of the people who came were far above them, but seeing that Wu Dingqiu had caught up, he and Wu Dingqiu belonged to the same family and were closely related, so he had to hurry up and catch up.
Wu Ming lured Wu Dingqiu and Zhong Zhan to the outskirts, and from time to time threw a stone or a bird's egg, making fun of them to their heart's content.
Wu Ming's light skills are unparalleled in the world, far more clever than the two, Wu Dingqiu and Zhong Zhan chased for half the night, but they only vaguely saw each other's backs, but they both felt that this back was very familiar.
"Could it be that Jin Shiyi is back?" Wu Dingqiu couldn't help but shudder, and shouted in a trembling voice: "Jin Shiyi, I know it's you ......"
Zhong Zhan couldn't help but shout: "Jin Daxia, are you back, have you met Qin Mei and her mother?" Please show up anyway. ”
"Haha...... They are all fine, they have already returned from overseas, you don't have to look for them anymore, just go back to Tianshan and wait for them. "Wu Ming's disguise technique originally involved the change of voice, and at this time he learned Jin Shiyi's voice vividly.
The reason why Zhong Zhan and Wu Dingqiu sued him like this, Wu Ming was out of good intentions, after all, the kung fu of the two was not high, if they entered Bishan this time, I am afraid that they would be harmed, after all, Ximen Muye is a vicious person, and he may not have set up some poisonous plans and traps in Bishan.
Zhong Zhan and Wu Dingqiu were really shocked when they heard that it was indeed Jin Shiyi's voice, and when they were about to ask, they only heard a piercing howl, and the shadow in front of them had disappeared without a trace.
"Jin Shiyi, don't go......" The two hurriedly followed the trail to catch up, but where could they catch up, so they could only return the same way in despair.
It turned out that Wu Ming had just received a hint from the Book Immortal System in his mind that the [Teasing Xiao Wu] task had been completed, and he had been rewarded with the [Disguise Cream] and the Book Immortal Score Card (ten points).
The bonus [Makeover Balm] is an excellent material for Makeover, colorless, odorless, and no side effects, which is definitely a must-have material for home travel and make-up.
Wu Ming was overjoyed, so he stopped teasing them, so he let out a long roar, spread his body, and rushed back to the inn from another path, before Wu and Zhong, laughing secretly along the way.
As soon as Wu Ming came to the door of his room, he heard someone in the room, and he immediately heard that she was Li Shengnan.
Wu Ming took off the disguise technique, and when he pushed the door and walked in, he only heard Li Shengnan laugh and say with disgust: "You, you are really idle, are the two little people worth teasing using?" ”
Wu Ming said with a smile: "Who told Mrs. not to accompany me, I can't sleep and panic, so naturally I can only have fun." As he spoke, he hugged Li Shengnan and kissed her.
Li Shengnan's face turned red, and he said angrily: "Didn't I come over to accompany you?" However, don't move your hands and feet, or I'll go back to sleep with Ying'er. ”
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