"What about Da Sanyang!" Liu Dan's lips trembled for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Now that science and technology are so developed, Da Sanyang will not necessarily turn into liver cancer, and it will not be inherited." As long as it's not terminally ill, it's all easy to say. ”

Holy, isn't it? So you can afford it? I was taken aback, and at the same time I was even more impressed by Liu Dan, she did not discriminate against patients like ordinary people, and there was a faint feeling in my heart, this kind of girl is not easy to find.

It's a pity that moving is moving, and the task has to continue.

I hardened my heart and continued: "Yes, Da Sanyang is not a terminal illness, but I have a terminal illness that is even more terrible than Da Sanyang!" ”

Liu Dan pulled his hand out of my arm and said in a trembling voice, "You say." ”

"Actually, I'm still an impotence!" I smiled bitterly, and in my heart I scolded the neurotic who wrote the blind date book to the eighteenth generation of my ancestors.

Scolding and scolding, I still admire this author in my heart. After ordinary people heard that the other party was hepatitis B, they must have stepped back, joking, what about infectious diseases, although everyone knows that hepatitis B is not as terrible as the legend, but the psychology will resist it somewhat. To use the simplest analogy, AIDS patients, in fact, their daily life behaviors are not contagious to others, but who dares to come into contact with them?

This is nothing, and the author seems to have expected that there will be a few people who will not care about this, and directly throw out the peerless killer - impotence. Damn, I really don't know how to describe it, it's like Ling Hu Chong doesn't understand how to swing his sword from the palace undefeated, it's not a realm at all.

Hearing me say this, Liu Dan's whole person was stunned, the corners of her mouth twitched, I was worried that she would suddenly cry, I didn't know how to comfort her, but I didn't expect that after a few seconds, Liu Dan suddenly laughed.

Is it angry out of the nerves? I'm a little enlightened, no, we only met yesterday, and it's far from the point of 'heaven and earth are the ones who dare to be with the king'.

Liu Dan laughed louder and louder, and finally bent over and laughed on the ground, squatting on the ground and laughing breathlessly, and the passers-by next to her all looked at her in surprise, and then looked at me suspiciously, as if I made this girl like this.

I'm extremely depressed, damn, what is this?

After laughing for a while, Liu Dan stood up, gasped and smiled: "Zhengnan, you really dare to say it." ”

"What dare you say it, I don't know what you're talking about......" Immediately, I reacted and said in amazement: "What did you just call me?" ”

"Due south." Liu Dan said with a smile.

"My name is Li Wenbo!" I scratched my scalp.

"It's all your own people, you don't have to pretend. Also Li Wenbo...... The name on your profile is obviously Li Xingbo, right? Liu Dan rolled his eyes at me.

"Your own people? What do you mean? "I'm a little confused. Is this just a test? I suddenly thought about dominating the villa, and in order to test whether I was an undercover agent, Hua Raider tested me three times in a row, and that brute was simply crazy.

"I was sent by Mr. Wang to test you." Liu Dan opened the riddle, and sure enough.

I was speechless for a while, and then there was a flash of lightning in my head, and I feigned anger: "Aren't you just going to make a wedding trust?" It's so troublesome, Lao Tzu doesn't do it! ”

After speaking, I turned around and left, I thought that Liu Dan would hold me and comfort me for a few words, and then I agreed to push the boat down, but I didn't expect Liu Dan not only not to pull me, but sneered in the back: "You go, don't come back if you go, now the employment situation is so serious, this job is rushed by a lot of people, and I don't know how to cherish ...... when I am old."

Hearing her say this, I could only turn my head and lean next to her: "What, it's just a complaint." ”

Liu Dan smiled and nodded: "It's pretty much the same." After I report to Mr. Wang, you will be a member of our team in the future. ”

I laughed: "Hello seniors, newcomers are here to report." ”

Liu Dan stretched out his hand and patted me on the shoulder: "Work hard, we must have a career plan, our future is very bright." ”

"What's a good way?"

Liu Dan glanced left and right, took me to a slightly secluded corner, and then whispered: "You are a jade employee at the beginning, you can get paid 80 yuan for each task, and there is no car supplement, meal allowance and telephone bills." But as long as you complete five tasks in a row, you will be automatically promoted to a ruby employee, after becoming a ruby employee, the reward for each task will rise to 100 yuan, and you can be reimbursed for 20 yuan of fare, and Mr. Wang will personally award you the Ruby Medal. ”

"Is it a sapphire on the ruby? And then diamonds? Do you want to develop downline? "I'm a little stunned, isn't this the one of pyramid schemes? Although I haven't participated in MLM, the Internet is overwhelming, jade employees, rubies, employees, sapphire diamonds or something, isn't that what is going on?

"It's not a pyramid scheme, it's just a name." Liu Dan glared at me: "If you complete twenty tasks in a row, you will be promoted to a sapphire employee, in this way, you will be paid 200 yuan for each mission, and there will be 50 yuan for the transportation fee." As for diamond-level employees, the remuneration is 500 yuan each time, and there is a 100 yuan food subsidy, 100 yuan meal subsidy, and 100 yuan telephone subsidy for each task. Don't you think it's awesome? Haha, but to be a diamond employee, you have to succeed at least 100 missions in a row, and you can't fail once, and if you fail, you have to start again. ”

Tut-tut, diamond-level employees have 800 every time, and they do tasks once a day, and they will have a monthly salary of 3824 a month. The most important thing is that this work is to chat with beautiful women and have a meal...... At this moment, I was a little confused, or I would have been engaged in this profession in the future.

After chatting about some precautions, Liu Dan said goodbye to me, and before leaving, I asked her, I didn't follow the lines of the script yesterday, why did I pass the test? Liu Dan smiled slightly: "Everyone has a temper, if someone always swallows his anger, it may be an undercover agent sent by Tiaozi." It's been a lot of noise lately, you know. ”

It turns out that this is the case, and I was also a mistake, but I didn't expect to pass the test.

Watching Liu Dan's figure disappear into the crowd, I sighed in my heart, what about the jade employees, now I have preliminary contact with the periphery of this gang, according to Liu Dan, I have to complete five tasks to be upgraded to a ruby employee, before I can meet with Mr. Wang, then let's start doing tasks.

However, Mr. Wang's arrangement made me once again realize his old scheming, after I and the fat man each completed four tasks, the fifth task will be particularly difficult, we have never succeeded at all, I even suspect that the fifth task is deliberately arranged by Mr. Wang, and the other party is an internal employee like Liu Dan.

For example, my first 'fifth mission' was a little girl chewing gum, and the first thing she said was to ask if you know EXO? I said that I only knew XO, but I didn't expect the little sister to get up and leave, saying that there was no common language.

The next 'fifth mission' is a plump/breast/fat/buttocks mature/female, who doesn't sit when she meets, and asks how long you can last, I was stunned for a while before I ate and answered for half an hour, and the mature/female disdainfully dropped a sentence 'It's only half an hour?' Turn around and go.

……

The situation on the fat man's side is similar, always on the fifth time, there will be all kinds of strange things.

I felt like I was going crazy, I kept meeting with female members every day, I met nearly 20 members, and there were as many as four or five different identities alone, and every morning I got up, I had to ask myself what my name should be today.

No, I can't go on like this, I must succeed in this 'fifth mission', I cheer myself up.

Sure enough, this time the task came down, and it was very simple, let the woman agree to eat with you, and then say goodbye with an unsuitable reason.

This task was not notified to me by Mr. Wang, but conveyed by Zhao Dan, saying that Mr. Wang had something to do in the past few days. I asked Zhao Dan with a smile if the fifth time in the past were all internal employees, and Zhao Dan did not deny it: "I won't talk about the previous things, but this time it is definitely not an internal employee, so you have to seize the opportunity." ”

After saying that, he passed the other party's information to me, and I couldn't help but be surprised when I saw the information, Nima, isn't this who it is, Zhao Bingbing?

Who is Zhao Bingbing? Zhao Bingbing, one of the top superstars in China, a native of Xingcheng, was popular all over the country with a "Brother Playing with Pigs", and then film appointments and advertisements continued, and he reached the peak of domestic female artists in one step...... Well, whoever wants to marry her can hold hands and ...... around the earth four times.

No wonder it is said that this mission only needs to invite the other party to dinner, and if you invite Zhao Bingbing to dinner, you have to let her agree, is there a more outrageous task than this? As for saying that they are not suitable for each other and no longer contact, this kind of thing does not need to be said at all, and people are afraid that they will throw this sentence out on the spot.

I came to the twelfth floor of the International Trade Building with great anxiety, and exchanged a few words with Mr. Huang, and then said, "Who is it that person I met today, Zhao Bingbing?" ”

Teacher Huang looked at me with a smile: "Do you hope yes or no?" ”

What do you mean yes or no? It's like a tongue twister. I smiled, "Of course I hope so." ”

"That's it!" Teacher Huang said with a smile.

"Damn, that's true."

"Pay attention to quality, you are now the CEO of a small advertising company, your parents are both university professors, and you are a scholar, don't rely on it at every turn, you have the opportunity to do a big health care, and you can 'rely on' it a few more times." When Mr. Huang saw that there was no one around, he joked unscrupulously.

"It's boring to go to those places to 'rely on', and it's enough to 'rely on' to find an opponent like Mr. Huang." I slapped my ass with a flamboyant mouth, which was an insult to a young girl, and a compliment to a young woman.

Mr. Huang glanced at me, but his expression was very useful, and he said with a smile: "Later, you can go directly to room 1018 of the Great China Hotel, the appointed time is eleven o'clock, and there is still an hour, enough for you to rush over." ”

"Hey, isn't that what you're doing?" I was stunned.

"You pig brain, who is it, Zhao Bingbing, if she appears in Century Lily in a grand manner, the media will go crazy tomorrow!" Teacher Huang gave me a blank look again, but this time it was full of disdain: "I can't imagine this, your IQ is stunted." ”

After a few smirks, I turned around and went downstairs and headed straight for the Great China Hotel.