Chapter 45: No Money, Lustful, Short Ghost
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In this season of the flood of dark coins, people's mood is like this cloud, and it is not good to look at.
But even if this kind of thing happens again and again, business still has to be done! At about seven o'clock, the stalls for roasting kidneys and skewers have been set up, and the tables, pots and bowls have also been set up on the side of the small hot pot, and the noodle stalls have begun to come over one after another to say to the boss: "Two big bowls of noodles, pack and take away!" β
It's as if nothing had happened here, as if everyone had taken the receipt of the Dead Coin as a criminal gang that had deliberately sold the stolen goods.
Business still has to be done!
A small vendor said helplessly: "No matter what, I don't make much money by losing!" β
It is often because of this psychology that people unconsciously connive at criminals to continue to commit crimes
For Li Shengxi: This day is curious and not very pleasant!
Although I have done some things to deal with ghosts on weekdays, it can only be regarded as a fate that is parallel to ghosts and walks in this world; You don't bother me, I don't bother you; You don't know I can see you, but I know you can see me
Clever vendors are always trying to fill the sidewalk with their stalls as much as possible, and then take up the slow lane of the road by the way, thinking to themselves: you can pass by leaving a fast lane anyway, isn't it? It is true that the trail, which usually takes only a few minutes, has been delayed to more than ten minutes.
This is how Lin Fei and Li Shengxi were blocked by a car. After finally driving the car over and parking in an unused place. Lin Fei actually took Li Shengxi back again
"Want something?"
Only then did I understand that I was stuck in traffic for a long time. It turns out that you want to park your car here and go back to eat. Is this policeman sick? Obviously there is a close place and stops, but it stops far away, what is this called? The typical "pretend/force" mentality, as if you want everyone to know that you have a car.
Li Shengxi followed closely behind Lin Fei, watching him walk staggeringly, plucking out his ears for a while. After a while, he picked his nose again, and there was no sine at all. In this way, let him walk over without curiosity. Asked, "Officer Lin!" β
The salutation returned to Officer Lin again, and it seemed that Li Shengxi was not very satisfied with Lin Fei's appearance at this moment.
"What are we doing here?" He asked.
In fact, with Li Shengxi's ingenuity, he could easily guess that Lin Fei must have brought him here for the "Dead Coin Case", why? The reason is simple:
Most of the crimes were committed after eight o'clock. At that time, of course, it was this kind of small vendor business that seemed to be illegal but was rarely welcomed by the common people. I want to investigate the origin of the Stygian coin. Just squat here and wait.
But looking at Lin Fei's appearance at this moment, Li Shengxi was unsuspecting: Is he really here to investigate the case?
Lin Fei turned his head, scratched the back of his neck, and said with a wink: "Come to handle the case?" β
"But" The rest of the sentence, you really don't look like a person who came to do it, of course you didn't say it.
Li Shengxi said hesitantly: "But there are many people here, what should I do?" β
Lin Fei said with a very reasonable look: "The more people there are, the more clues there are!" β
Speaking of which, I still scratch the itch. Then he reminded Li Shengxi in his ear: "You said you weren't afraid of ghosts, right?" β
"Hmm!" Li Shengxi nodded: Even if you're not afraid, what's the matter? But what does this case have to do with it?
Lin Fei smiled tentatively and said, "Then look at which ghosts are in the crowd now?" Who are the people? β
What does this sentence seem to mean?
Li Shengxi immediately tore open his eyelids and looked into the crowd according to Lin Fei's intentions, looking for similar ghost guys.
As for the results
"That and that. Seems to be a bit like"
The answer was very hesitant, obviously lacking confidence.
Lin Fei sneered: "Don't slap the swollen face and become fat, these are all people, and the ghosts haven't come yet?" β
"Then you still let me" Li Shengxi looked angry, almost amused Lin Fei: "This kid can't even make a joke!" β
Seeing that Li Shengxi seemed to be a little angry, Lin Fei regained a little positive shape at this time, and slowly opened his mouth to explain to Li Shengxi: "You are not a Taoist person, the grapefruit leaf opens your eyes, and it can indeed make you see the existence of ghosts." But there are many ghosts that look exactly like people, how can you tell the difference? β
Li Shengxi shook his head, and then said: "The ghosts that I could see with my glasses before, I can't see them after I take them off. β
"Then now, as long as the grapefruit leaf effect doesn't disappear, you can't see ghosts all the time!" Lin Fei patiently reminded: "Remember, sometimes you don't use your eyes to distinguish people from ghosts, but your brains!" β
After poking Li Shengxi's head with his fingers, he just calmed down for a moment, and returned to the state of tickling again, while scratching, he squeezed the seat where he was already sitting alone, and said, "Damn! Why is it so itchy? It can't be a psoriasis, right? β
When the person in the seat heard Lin Fei's words, he was immediately frightened and slipped away. Lin Fei was proud, and smiled with a pretended explanation: "Don't go!" Psoriasis is not contagious! Don't go? Sir! β
I don't know if Lin Fei is because of his strength or because of his mentality.
The next two of them are likely to face ghosts that everyone fears, and he continues to pick out his ears and tickle like someone who has nothing to do.
Seeing that because he wanted to see the ghost at close range, and he couldn't tell the enemy from me, Sheng Xi had some sheriffs, Lin Fei gave the kid a cup of cold white and opened it in front of him. And then by the way: "Give you a chance and ask me a question!" β
"What's the problem?" Li Shengxi looked at Lin Fei curiously, why did he suddenly say this?
"What should you know? Because I asked you! Lin Fei reminded.
Li Shengxi thought for a moment, he was very smart. Soon, I thought of what Lin Fei meant by reminding him to get the bottom.
He lowered his voice, for fear of being heard by others, and then asked Lin Fei: "Then are you afraid of ghosts?" β
Lin Fei smiled. Then he asked rhetorically, "Do you think I'm afraid?" β
Li Shengxi knows that there are many meanings in this statement, but there are many answers: Is it afraid or not afraid?
Answer: Afraid? That's probably what the average person thinks.
After Li Shengxi hesitated, he made a decision: "I think you are afraid!" β
"I'm afraid! I'm scared to death! Lin Fei smiled: "But don't you wonder why I'm so idle, and I don't look scared at all?" β
"Is it because you have what it takes to deal with those guys?" Li Shengxi asked.
Lin Fei shook his head: "No!" I'm under the bottom of my strength, if it's a little powerful, I have to run away quickly! β
"That's"
"It's the mentality!" Lin Fei smiled: "So that you can put a horror movie." When you watch it as a comedy, you'll look like me! These are what a particularly powerful person taught me! β
Think of horror movies as comedies!
What a high level this is!
Li Shengxi sighed with emotion: "This person must be very powerful!" β
"That's right! It's a little bit like a human being! β
Nine o'clock in the evening.
The two of them, who had been waiting for two hours, sat down with their legs a little numb.
But four weeks. Or haven't you noticed where the ghosts are?
Li Shengxi complained in his heart: This grapefruit leaf is indeed convenient to use, but it is so convenient that people can't even see the ghost clearly
Gee
looked at the batches of guests, and watched Lin Fei eat plate after plate of skewers. Because Lin Fei has been ordering food without stopping, the boss is very happy to sit down like a guest like Lin Fei. It's just that
"Brother Lin Gongfei!" Li Shengxi asked in a low voice, "Are those guys not coming!" β
"No! They're already here! Lin Fei bit a string of mutton into his mouth. He said, "Don't you see? β
Li Shengxi looked around. Shaking his head blankly: This person is almost exactly the same as a ghost, how can he tell the difference?
Lin Fei pointed down and said, "Look under your feet!" β
Saying a plate of skewers, he solved it again, and then ordered another plate, and the boss seemed to be used to it. It's already ready: "Here, it's still going!" β
"Thanks!"
The shrewd boss sold Lin Fei's wine by the way: "Brother do you want wine?" Thirst! β
Lin Fei shook his head: "The drunk driving investigation is strict, I'm driving the car!" β
Kindly refuse the boss. looked at Li Shengxi, the kid was constantly looking down at the moment, and hurriedly tapped his finger on the table and said, "You are so obviously looking for it." They will find out! Aim with your eyes! β
"Oh!"
I can't say what? At this moment, Li Shengxi really wants to know which ones are ghosts and those are people! Almost with the eyes to be oblique out of the Cheng dΓΉ. Looking for what's wrong with your feet
All the way to
When his gaze flashed from the big feet in the bushes, Li Shengxi seemed to notice something?
How did those two people tiptoe?
He looked at it suspiciously, and in order to make sure that he was not mistaken, he followed the two people on tiptoe, and after watching them sit down, they were still on tiptoe.
That's weird
"Why are those two people on tiptoe all the time?" Li Shengxi asked in surprise.
"That's not a human, it's a ghost!" Lin Fei's mouth was stuffed with skewers, and he said vaguely.
"What?!"
With this kind of conclusion, when Li Shengxi observed the two people again, he suddenly felt that there was really something wrong with them.
Lin Fei was still eating skewers, as if his mouth couldn't be idle: "Look in the direction of three o'clock!" β
Li Shengxi pulled in the direction that Lin Fei pointed, and he couldn't see whether his toes were tiptoe because the tables and chairs were too crowded, but he could only notice that there were four men with a low height over there: Is it a dwarf?
opened his mouth and asked, "Those four people, why are they so low?" β
"Those four are ghosts! Short ghost, no money and! Lin Fei said.
"Short ghost? It won't be very low when you are alive, and it will be so low after you die, right? In his opinion, ghosts should not have changed much from before they were alive, otherwise how could they not be distinguished?
Lin Fei shook his head, and then explained to him: "No! They weren't low when they were alive, but they became like that when they died! Most of them are because there is no one in the family to pay tribute after death, all of them are very poor and sour, and they are extremely lustful, which is a taboo in the ghost world. That's why I've shrunk so much! β
"Oni is too?" Li Shengxi looked at the four ghosts with a look of disgust.
"If I'm right, they'll wait until there are fewer people. Look at a lonely little girl! Lin Fei said.
"Start? What do you mean? β
"That's what OOXX means!"
"After being ghosted, will it be" Li Shengxi couldn't imagine what the result would be if he was ghosted: "Pregnant?" β
"It's hard to say! pregnant, proof that they ejaculate/accurately; I'm not pregnant, so I prove that I can't yet! Lin Fei said casually, looking up over there: "I don't know which girl should suffer!" (To be continued......)