Chapter 22: Han Duo takes a bath

"You...... What are you talking about? What is the charge, how can I not understand" As soon as the woman stepped forward, I was frightened and goosebumps all over my body, this strong smell of perfume was almost smoking the mosquitoes in the air.

"Yo, handsome guy, you can't do this, didn't we have a good conversation on the phone just now?" The woman gave me a heavy wink again.

People often say that winking eyes are like silk, but in this situation tonight, I want to use winking eyes to describe it, but I'm not a spider, I vomit blood, and it's not much possible to spin silk.

As I was tingling with the woman's disgust, the fat man's voice came from behind.

"Is it Lili? Come into the house. ”

When the fat man's words came, I and the old woman at the door were momentarily stunned. After being stunned, the old woman pushed me away directly, walked into the Zen Yi Hall, and turned to please the fat man.

And I stood in the doorway like a log, and the one who was blown by the cold wind of winter was called Xiao Se. I couldn't help but think of the scene of the fat man and the old woman, and I felt even colder in this already cold winter.

"Come on, come on, take off your clothes!" As he trembled, the fat man's voice came again.

I...... Is it really that exciting? Let's consider the feelings of others. I almost didn't think about it, so I immediately turned around, rushed to the fat man, grabbed his shoulders and said, "I said fatty, you don't have to be so, no matter how hungry you are, you have to think about Uncle Qingsong's feelings!" Even if you don't want to think about Uncle Qingsong's feelings, you have to think about my feelings, do you think of you and this old woman......"

Before I finished speaking, the fat man interrupted me: "Hey, where do you want to go, I asked him to take off Han Duo's clothes." ”

I was stunned, and when I turned around, I saw that the old woman was really about to take off Han Duo's clothes. The thought of this makes my scalp tingle even more

"Fatty, I really didn't expect you to be such a person, Han Duo is in a coma now, how can you take advantage of people's danger?" My scalp exploded, grabbed the fat man and shook it.

"Get out of the ......" greeted me with a heavy kick from the fat man, and the fat man rolled his eyes and said, "Fat man, am I such a person?" Besides, even if I'm such a person, I don't need to spend money to ask someone to take off my clothes, and you don't want to think about it. ”

As soon as the fat man said this, I suddenly woke up...... Indeed, it is indeed too easy to take off a woman's clothes, and there is no need to ask a woman to take them off.

At this time, the fat man turned around and walked to a side room in the Zen Yi Hall, I remember that the side room was the fat man's former bath room, in the room, there was a large bathtub, about twenty minutes later, from the house came out of a very strong smell of herbs.

The fat man rolled up his sleeves and ran out directly, running directly to Han Duo's bed, and then turned his head to me and said, "Come, help me and carry Han Duo in." ”

Han Duo's body is a little heavy, and the feeling of starting is very heavy, I estimated that he was about ninety pounds before, but now...... I feel like I'm going to have to re-evaluate.

and the fat man carried Han Duo into the room, and I found that the bathtub in the room was already full of water, and there were bursts of granular objects floating on the water, and ...... The water was yellowed like the dung of a dung pit.

"Fat man, what is this," I asked curiously as I put Han Duo on the ground

The fat man wiped his sweat and replied casually: "It's nothing, it's just a soup prepared according to the prescription, which is used to drive away the cold and catch kidney qi." There are bezoars and sheep dung balls on it, so it's just a little smelly. ”

Bezoar...... Sheep dung balls, this is really a veritable dung soup.

"You...... Are you going to throw Han Duo in? "I felt like I was two big, and I was already stuttering. Damn, if we throw Han Duo into this bath, will she be able to let us go the next day? "Now the situation can't be controlled so much. If she doesn't help her warm her heart in time, I'm afraid she will have menstrual disorders in the future, and her uterus will be cold ......" The fat man snapped his fingers and told me a lot of academic names that I didn't understand. I was so frightened that I covered my ears directly and said messily: "Don't give me so many useless things, just say what you want to do next."

In order for Han Duo not to leave sequelae in the future, all in all, she has soaked this dung canal. However, the bathtub was too high, and after the old woman took off Han Duo's clothes, it was still a problem to put her down.

In desperation, the fat man and I had to think of a way, went to the main hall and moved the table where Uncle Qing Song gave people a pulse, and then carried Han Duo up. After letting this old woman with heavy makeup take off Han Duo's clothes, just push her directly into the dung soup.

The fat man and I came out and sat in the hall and waited for about ten minutes, and the old woman also came out, and the fat man handed her a few bills, and she smiled happily, saying that next time there is such a good thing, let our Uncle Wang must find her in time. Before leaving, she also turned around in a charming way and gave our Uncle Wang a flying kiss.

"Don't look at me, I don't want to, think about it, in the middle of the night, where can I find a woman to undress Han Duo." Long after the old woman left, the fat man finally couldn't resist my blazing, righteous and awe-inspiring gaze.

"Even if you want to look for it, you don't need to look for someone who is so stumbling. Do you know that one of her glances can make me live ten years less. ”

"Forehead ......" The fat man scratched his head and muttered in a low voice: "Do you think I think so, on the other end of the phone, she clearly said that she is a flower in the south." I touched her and said she had a good voice, so I ordered her. ”

A flower in the south...... I also returned the golden phoenix of Malan Mountain, before, I thought that the fat man's eyes were not good, but I didn't expect that this hearing also appeared Yan zhòng's disorder.

………… I'm the lovely dividing line............

After the old woman took off Han Duo's clothes and threw it into the bathtub, the door of the side room was always closed, and neither I nor the fat man dared to open it. The rescued child, although his face was still very pale, but his breathing was quite steady, and he had been sleeping relatively peacefully.

Not long after, the fat man called Uncle Qingsong and informed him that after a qiē, he also ran back to his room to sleep. The fat man will always be an optimist, the kind that the sky will fall when the quilt covers, and he will never know how to worry and doubt. After he finished speaking, I was about to ask Uncle Qingsong something on the phone, but the speed at which I reached out was far less than the speed at which the fat man turned off the phone.

I was the only one left sitting in the living room in a huge living room, my head was so messed up that I couldn't sleep, so I could only lie on the table.

It wasn't until more than 6 o'clock in the morning that Yang Qiye walked out of the room that I raised my head. When I looked at Yang Qiye, I was taken aback, although Yang Qiye didn't have any dark circles on his face, his eyes were full of bloodshots.

This can't help but make me feel even more strange, cultivators have always been in a stable state of mind. What is it that can make Yang Qiye meditate for a night? My brain is bloodshot, and my eyes are bloodshot.

After coming out, the seventh master was anxious to catch me and ask, has Uncle Qingsong come back?

I shook my head and said no. Then the seventh master walked out with a calm face, and before leaving, the seventh master turned around and told me again

"Haisheng, you remember, I'll talk about it after your dad comes back, you and Xiaoqiang, and that girl, you can't continue to investigate, remember!"

The words of the seventh master made me even more puzzled, but I quietly agreed to him. I pondered for a night, rummaging through a lot of books in the cabinet, but I couldn't find a clue!

Who the hell is going to kill so many children to take the marrow of the head, and each of them is a child born in the time of the Ten Spirits.

Furthermore, why is Yang Qiye's face so solemn? It was solemn, just like the expression on his face when he first mentioned the insect master.

Just as he was thinking hard, Han Duo suddenly heard a sharp scream in the room, as high as eighty decibels, which could pierce a person's eye membrane.

She would wake up screaming, which I didn't expect. Any normal person who wakes up suddenly finds himself soaked in a basin of viscous yellow liquid, especially when this yellow liquid is still so ugly, everyone will have a similar appearance of neuropathy.

"You're awake, aren't you? If you wake up, get dressed and come out, that pot of soup is for you to ward off the cold and replenish your qi, don't be afraid. I knocked on the room and comforted Han Duo.

Then I sat back in my chair, and I actually remembered a question that I didn't care about: "What is the best thing to eat for breakfast today, is it rice rolls, or Tianjin Goubuli buns, or Tujia sauce cakes?" ”

I can only say that I have been with fat people for too long, and these days are the rhythm of gradually turning me into a foodie.

As soon as I stretched my waist and rubbed my aching eyes, the door of the side room flew open with a bang. Don't doubt it, it did fly open, and the whole piece of the door panel flew out upside down.

With a whoosh, Han Duo's fiery figure full of anger appeared in front of me. I'm not stupid, just look at this shape shì and know that this aunt is very angry, and it's superfluous to explain anything, and the only way is to escape. After escaping this catastrophe, come back and make plans.

However, I'm fast, Han Duo's whip is faster than mine, and as soon as I turned around and fled towards the door, Han Duo's whip followed me like a shadow, snapping and wrapping around my waist. Then, there were only four words left in my head, and the world was spinning.

The whole person was like a spinning top, spinning for a while, and when I stood on my heels, the whole person immediately fell to the ground, and Han Duo's whip was like a bundle of ropes, and the five flowers were tied around my whole body.

"Say, who came up with the ghost idea to throw the master into a pot of soup, and also, whose clothes are the master's, don't you make it clear, wait to make human barbecued pork dumpling stuffing." Han Duo's face can no longer be described as blue. At her current state, she no longer has to work hard to catch ghosts with the spell peachwood sword, and the three fires on her shoulders and above her head are already the rhythm that can shock ghosts to death.

"You...... Listen to me first, clothes, clothes are fat......"

As soon as the word fat man was mentioned, another room in the Zen Yi Hall was also opened, and Wang Fat Ye rubbed his hazy eyes, stretched his waist, yawned, and said to himself: "A new day has begun, what to eat for breakfast, pull noodles, dogs ignore buns, or eat Tujia cakes...... Hey, Haisheng, what are you doing with Miss Han, playing with a leather whip, you have to add candles to drip wax, you can also light a sky lantern. ”

After the fat man came back to his senses, he immediately rubbed his hands and smiled obscenely.

At this time, Han Duo's face had turned from blue to red......