Chapter 1 Daughters are always crossed
The light of the setting sun sprinkled on Li Yunfei's body, coating his silhouette with a thin layer of light.
He took a deep breath, gently pushed open the door of the rental house, and muttered, "I hope this time it's not a psychotic ......"
With that, he slammed into the hallway and walked into the rental house.
"Ling'er? Ling'er, where are you? Daddy is back. ”
The rental house is not huge, but at least it is very clean, and it does not have the sloppiness of a single man's residence - but in a sense, Li Yunfei is not a single man for a long time.
He walked into the living room and saw the little girl sitting silently on the couch.
The little face pursed her lips sternly, and when she looked at it with indifferent eyes, it was like looking at a humble ant.
It's just an ordinary sofa, but she gives the impression of sitting on a gorgeous throne. That kind of queen-like cold arrogance, even half of the living room Li Yunfei can clearly feel it.
"So...... Are you my summoner? Tiny mortals. ”
After the two glanced at each other, the little girl was the first to speak, "What do you pray for when you summon this king here?" ”
Li Yunfei glanced at her, pouted, turned around and walked to the bedroom, planning to change the clothes on his body first.
And his ignorance, which obviously angered the little girl, drew her angry cold snort.
"Stop! Damn mortal, are you ignoring the king's inquiry? Who do you think you are? Even the king of Demacia does not dare to ignore my inquiry, do you think that you are more noble than the lord of Debang? ”
Li Yunfei looked back at her expressionlessly and sighed.
"Is it the queen who came over this time? Eh...... What a troublesome guy. ”
He shook his head a little nerve-wracked, "The character of a creature like the queen is so troublesome...... It's nerve-wracking, can't you give me some equinox guys? ”
continued to be ignored, and an angry look finally appeared on the little girl on the sofa, "You guy...... What are you muttering about? Lift up your head to the king, and look up into the king's eyes, and tell me what place this is, and what purpose you have summoned this king, or you will be given death. ”
Li Yunfei looked at her and shook his head continuously, "And after the body becomes smaller, even the personality has become childish...... When you meet, you are noisy, and when you get smaller, you forget even the most basic etiquette? My esteemed Majesty the Queen. ”
The little girl glared at him angrily, "Answer my question, summoner!" Don't digress from the topic, where the hell is this? What is the purpose of calling this king? ”
"Oh, you say here? This is my home, isn't it obvious at a glance? ”
Li Yunfei plucked out his ears and continued before the little girl became angry again, "In addition, this is the earth...... Well, have you heard of Earth? Her Majesty, the queen from another world? ”
"Another world?"
This word made the little girl's brows furrow, "You mean this is another world?" It's not Valoran anymore? ”
"Of course, have you ever seen these styles of utensils and decorations in your world? This is undoubtedly a different world. ”
Li Yunfei pointed to the modern decoration in front of him and shrugged, "And you're actually from Valoran?" That world of Demacia and Noxus? Tut...... If that's the case, the level of technology in your world shouldn't be high, right? There's no way there's going to be any of this, right? ”
"Not high? Hehe...... Tiny mortal, you seem to have misunderstood something. ”
On the sofa, the little girl hugged her shoulders and sneered, "Although I don't know how you know Valoran, but our Valoran's technological level can already allow us to go to the moon." Is this feat alone, can you natives of the Atlas achieve it? ”
Obviously, even the queen is no different from a mortal in some things.
They are angry, happy, hungry, coquettish, and, of course, have a sense of honor for their homeland, and will not allow others to belittle their homeland.
She is proud of the feats of her hometown...... Although this feat was done by those short yodelers, wasn't it also Valoran's? Now use it to scare these natives of the other world, so that he can know what is going on.
That's what she intended, and that's what she thought. However, Li Yunfei's expressionless words made the smile on the little girl's face stiffen.
"Landing on the moon or something, we did it decades ago, and there's nothing to be proud of."
She glared at Li Yunfei in disbelief and shouted unwillingly.
"What are you kidding, you natives from another world can also go to the moon? That's nonsense! Sling the bull! Sling the bull! ”
Li Yunfei laughed.
"But that's just the way it is, and not only did we land on the moon a long time ago, but we also started exploring other planets in the solar system. More than ten years ago, the machine was launched to other planets for exploration, and this level of technology, do you also have it in your world? ”
The little girl's brow furrowed.
"Knowing the existence of the planets, it seems that you have indeed ascended to the moon to see it, otherwise you would not have this kind of cognition...... But you say the other planets? Could it be that the other planets of your world are so close to your planet? How else could you do it? ”
"Near? Not...... It's not close, is it? In the case of Mars, the closest distance between my Earth and Mars is about 55 million kilometers, and the farthest distance is more than 400 million kilometers. We've been exploring Mars for a long time, and we're preparing to take our steps to the planet even further. ”
Li Yunfei looked at the little girl in front of him, smiled faintly, and smiled very pretending to be very unbeaten, "Then my dear queen Xià, how do you feel when you hear such a thing?" ”
The little girl glared at him a little unwillingly, "You are talking nonsense, I will not believe you until there is concrete evidence." ”
That being said, but an idiot can tell that the little girl is a dead duck with a hard mouth.
She glared at Li Yunfei, and in order to prevent the damned native from continuing to laugh at her, the little girl took the initiative to divert the topic, "Then summoner, before you report your name, can you tell me why you don't have any magic fluctuations?" You even look like an ordinary person, and if you can hide from the king's detection, you should be wearing some artifact that hides power, right? ”
"Artifact? Sorry, but I don't have an artifact, I'm just an ordinary person, I don't have any magical powers, and I'm not a summoner...... In fact, the reason why you are here has nothing to do with me. ”
The little girl stared at him suspiciously, like a fool.
"Do you think I'm stupid? Only a fool would believe this kind of nonsense, if you are not my summoner, why can't I have murderous intent towards you? ”
"Oh, that's just because I'm handsome and naturally liking girls, what? Comments? ”
The little girl pursed her lips with a look of disgust.
"It's obviously the soul in my body that is restraining me so that I can't hurt you. As a result, you actually brag about yourself, and your skin is really thick. ”
Li Yunfei whistled and was noncommittal.
The little girl continued, "Then sue me, summoner." What's going on with that little girl's soul inside me? How do I feel that she has a stronger affinity for this body than I do? ”
"Oh, you mean Ling'er?"
Li Yunfei plucked his ears and said calmly, "She is my daughter and the original owner of your current body, why do you say her affinity is stronger than yours?" ”
A look of disgust appeared on the little girl's face, "You actually use your own daughter as a summoning medium? What a vicious guy, do you have no humanity? ”
"Hah...... Human nature? You uninvited traversers are too embarrassed to talk to me about human nature? ”
Li Yunfei looked at the little girl expressionlessly and said, "I said that your appearance has nothing to do with me. If I could, I would even wish I had all of you traversers disappear and not come to harass my daughter. As a result, you always come uninvited for three days, disturbing the lives of our father and daughter, and causing my daughter to mess up even the childhood that ordinary children should have...... Tell me, who is inhuman? ”
The little girl's brows furrowed, "We? You mean...... How often do people possess your daughter's body? ”
"Yes, you're the 27th, and in all likelihood you're not the last. Because my daughter has been crossed by all kinds of messy guys since the beginning of the year, these traversers come and go, go and come and go, and my daughter only has three days a week is normal. ”
Li Yunfei counted with his fingers expressionless, "The first one who came over was an ancient princess who was sold by her father, the second was a legendary female magician from another world, the third claimed to be a chemist, and the fourth claimed to be a female doctor who had been single for more than 20 years...... Tut...... You're the queen, right? If I'm not mistaken, you're already the fifth queen to come over, and it seems that you queens like to cross over. ”
The little girl glared at him, "You have to take care of it!" ”
Li Yunfei ignored the little girl's attitude and continued, "So do you want to introduce each other now?" Now that you know the basics, we'll live together for the next two days, and then you'll leave my daughter's body. It's not a long time, but at least you need to know each other's names, right? ”
The little girl nodded reservedly, "Yes." ”
Then she looked at Li Yunfei, "You can say it first, small mortal, this king has given you the honor of declaring your name in front of me." ”
With that lofty posture, looking at Li Yunfei and pouting.
However, as he said, after experiencing the previous twenty traversers, Li Yunfei was already immune to these visitors from the other world.
He directly ignored the little girl's stinky fart, "My name is Li Yunfei, you can call me whatever you want, but if your title makes me dissatisfied, you will be responsible for the consequences." ”
Looking at the little girl whose face was angry because of his words, Li Yunfei laughed maliciously, "According to my experience, no matter how powerful a god you were before crossing over, you are just an ordinary little girl after crossing over, without any power. In this case, I suggest that you better not offend me, or I can guarantee that I will do something mad. ”
"It's not a common opportunity to be able to 'educate' the high-flying queen of the other world...... Right? ”
Li Yunfei specially accentuated the words "education", and in that ill-intentioned smile, the little girl glared at him viciously.
"If you're brave enough, come and try it, and this king will let you know what Winter's wrath is! This king is the prophesied king of Freldro, the queen of winter, Sejuani, don't be too arrogant to me, you damn native of another world, even if you don't have power, this king is not something that an ant like you can anger. ”
"If you serve me faithfully, for the credit of your discovery of this new world, when I conquer this world, perhaps you will be rewarded with a territory, or you will go to hell!"
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