0016 was bumped into by his "ex" fiancée
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"Misaka, let's go out for a good meal at noon today.
I've been eating instant noodles these days...... It doesn't feel so delicious. ”
After leaving the small park, Chu Fang, who felt a little hungry, was looking for the trace of the taxi while casually gossiping with Sister Misaka.
Although the battle just now once again proved that Sister Misaka was not actually human, Chu Fang still regarded her as an ordinary human, not an all-powerful futuristic person like Doraemon-who made Sister Misaka look not like a blue tanuki at all.
"Misaka doesn't have any opinions.
However, the nutritional value of instant noodles is indeed very low, and long-term consumption will lead to a nutritional crisis for both the owner and Misaka.
Misaka showed concern for his master's body, and at the same time expressed his dissatisfaction slightly. ”
Sister Misaka, who was closely following Chu Fang, replied with an expressionless face as usual, those dull eyes barely blinked, but maybe because she had spoken enough in the past few days, her language function seemed to have strengthened a lot, and the inner feelings expressed by Tong Guò's words were also a little richer.
"It's really not good to eat instant noodles all the time, and it's hard to ensure hygiene in the nearby restaurants, maybe ...... It's time for me to practice cooking on my own? ”
When it came to eating, Chu Fang could only scratch his head helplessly.
Although he is not a big young master like Li Bin who doesn't learn all day long, he does lack self-care ability, but even his "ex" fiancée, who is proficient in cooking, laundry and cleaning, will not waste time in this area every day, and usually let the nanny do it.
Perhaps, what Chu Fang should do more is to spend money on a nanny? But he ran out to live independently so strongly, but ended up hiring a nanny...... Anyway, it's too unusual!
Moreover, he is obviously accompanied by a machine person, why do you have to spend money to hire a nanny to serve the machine person!
"The owner of Misaka Kenyì will purchase the company's upcoming family entertainment universal angel in the next quarter, cooking, cleaning, and even sewing, the family entertainment universal angel is the best companion in your life, and you can also enjoy a variety of life interests including 'special services'.
Misaka made a perfunctory advertisement. ”
"Don't emphasize the 'special services' thing, your face is full of tears when you mention it!"
Chu Fang sighed resentfully, but he also had no way, what could connect to the future network was the application that appeared in his mind to buy the almighty angel, but the sister of Misaka was connected to the network a hundred years ago, and at this time, I11usion, the predecessor of the "Fantasy Radish" company, only sold men's fantasies, and had not yet started selling radish.
――If I11usion is really the predecessor of "Fantasy Radish".
"It doesn't matter, even if the owner doesn't have the money to buy VIp services for the time being, he can order Misaka to strip naked and pose in a seductive pose, and then at Misaka.
Misaka said with pity, but he couldn't provide more free services to his master due to the regulations. ”
Sister Misaka's tone was calm and natural, and she gave a completely unexpected burst of energy, which made Chu Fang's footsteps stagger, and he almost fell on the flat ground, but Sister Misaka immediately quickly helped him.
"Please be careful, host.
Misaka kindly admonished. ”
"Are you deliberately pretending to be cute, that kind of free law is completely for ** people to upgrade VIp quickly! There is no such thing as a free lunch ...... in this world."
"Chu Fang!"
Just when Chu Fang, who was full of black lines, was depressedly complaining about Sister Misaka, an angry voice that he was very familiar with suddenly sounded behind his side, and Chu Fang, who was suddenly startled in his heart, immediately twisted his head, and then his pupils instantly shrank twice!
"Ning, Ningning......"
Because he was "busy" and fell just now, Chu Fang didn't notice that there was also a low-key luxury luxury car driving by his side, otherwise he would have immediately known who the person was as long as he looked at the license plate.
That's right! Now the one who opened the car door and walked down was Chu Fang's "former" fiancée Ning Ning - this is not a nickname, her surname is Ning Mingning, and she has the same name as the great wife of a certain monkey Taige in Japan!
"Okay...... I didn't expect ......
You—You're because of such a ...... The prodigal woman and I broke off the engagement! I was so mistaken about you! ”
I don't know why, Ning Ning, who was obviously absent from the graduation ceremony, actually came to the vicinity of the school by car, but now it doesn't matter, the important thing is that after seeing Chu Fang and Misaka's sister snuggling together extremely intimately, she seems to have a great misunderstanding of Chu Fang!
――Especially the brown head, short skirt, and bubble socks of Misaka's sister, not to mention the Chinese, even if the Japanese see that they dye their hair like this at a young age, they will definitely not think of her as a good girl.
"Wait! You're mistaken! I don't have that kind of relationship with her! ”
Facing Ning Ning, the "former" fiancée who raised his eyebrows angrily, Chu Fang hurriedly stood up straight and defended himself loudly, although he did break off the marriage contract with Ning Ning, but he definitely didn't want Ning Ning and her parents to mistake him for the kind of person who ate inside and out.
What's more, Chu Fang was indeed wronged - although he had also made some lustful demands on Misaka's sister because of his adolescent impulses, but this was just a man's instinct, and it was impossible for him to kick his wife out just because he had a second wife.
"What doesn't have that kind of relationship!"
Ning Ning, who was so angry that she was trembling all over, broke off, not believing Chu Fang's pale and weak defense at all.
"It's not because she helped you when you were about to fall just now, and I misunderstood!
You say it's okay with her, but it's okay how you have to take her with you even when you come to school! It doesn't matter how you met her a few days after leaving home, and you got to the point where you could go out alone! ”
Even in the midst of anger, Ning Ning's thinking was still so sober and organized, she really deserved to be a genius girl like an almighty angel, and the two points she questioned were exactly what Chu Fang would never be able to answer truthfully.
――Could it be that Chu Fang wanted to reply, "I brought this girl because I thought that there might be people like Li Bin who would make trouble for me at school, don't look at her slender body and no muscles, but she is actually a strong woman who practices ancient martial arts?"
Although as long as he returned to the small park to find Li Bin and his group, Chu Fang's reason would be confirmed, but Ning Ning would definitely have doubts about the identity of Misaka's sister "Ancient Warrior".
- Did Chu Fang want to reply, "I ran away from home and masturbated in my rented house, but this girl suddenly fell from behind me, and claimed to be a beautiful girl from the future, and she begged me to be the master, and she didn't leave after being killed"?
Chu Fang was very confident in the IQ of his "former" fiancée, and he knew that Ning Ning would never believe this kind of reason for not even making up more snacks, even if this was actually the truth of the matter.
"How? I can't answer it! ”
Seeing Chu Fang's dumbfounded appearance, Ning Ning hugged his arms and stared at Chu Fang's eyes coldly.
If Chu Fang really took care of it, then he must have shown a panicked expression under this powerful oppressive force by now, and now he ...... Chu Fang's eyes did show a hint of panic.
Although this was not because she was right, Ning Ning could only see that Chu Fang, a "negative man", had a weak heart, and was even more convinced that Chu Fang was lying.
However, her judgment was not wrong, although the reason was completely different from what she imagined, but Chu Fang was indeed lying, there was no doubt about this.
"Indeed, indeed...... I know it's suspicious.
And for some reason, I really can't fully answer your questions......
But I don't really have that kind of relationship with her. ”
Chu Fang knew very well that no matter how he made it up, it would be difficult to completely fool Ning Ning, who was much smarter than ordinary people, so he simply admitted that he had concealed something, but at the key point, he still took out the reason he had made up before-although this reason was originally intended to be used to deal with those who came to invite Sister Misaka to cosp1ay.
"Actually, I'm now the girl's agent, helping her with the development and maintenance of her image.
I met her by chance on the day I left home, and I had to go through some trouble trying to convince her. ”
- Yes, Chu Fang intends to "set" Sister Misaka to be a jade who was accidentally revealed by him, completely unaware that he looks like Sister Misaka, and he dug up this piece of jade and polished it into a Bole of the Heshi Bi.
"Broker? This is the ...... you're looking for. What direction do you plan to show her in when she dresses up like this? How old is she? Did her parents agree to let a layman like you, who had no qualifications, no experience and no connections, be her agent? ”
Although Ning Ning's expression was still full of doubt, when she talked about business, she still tried her best to eliminate the influence of subjective feelings, and only raised a few key questions from an objective point of view.
But in any case, since we can communicate, we have a chance to clear up the misunderstanding.
So Chu Fang immediately changed his demeanor and tone that he had practiced in front of the mirror many times, and pretended to be proud to introduce to Ning Ning:
"As soon as I saw her face at the time, I immediately felt that this girl looked like an anime character called 'Sister Misaka' in "Magic ** Catalog" and "The Electromagnetic Cannon of a Certain Science".
When I finally convinced her to completely bleached her hair into brown and cut it into a shape that feels like a sister to Misaka, and after putting on the school uniform in the anime, it was exactly what I imagined, and she really became very much like a sister of Misaka!
Of course, such a girl is going to the cosp1ay world!
In addition, she seems to be 14 years old, and she was picked up by me while begging on the street, and she doesn't know about her parents and relatives......"
ps: It's two shifts from today, hey...... I miss the days of the first watch.