Chapter 271: I'm Really Going to Save the World
As the saying goes, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed, as an author, it is normal for the occasional eunuch to be unfinished or something.
Behind every successful author, you can find countless notorious unfinished works.
However, unlike most of his peers who write about eunuchs, Li Yunfei thinks that he is still relatively disciplined, so in the three years since his debut, there have basically not been many books of eunuchs...... Anyway, no one knows that he wrote the two books of the eunuch.
He has always believed that eunuchs are a very bad behavior, an act that needs to be condemned, and an act that needs to be resisted by everyone.
As a disciplined author, eunuchs are absolutely not good.
So it's better to be unfinished......
The unfinished ending at least gives the reader a perfect ending, and it can be regarded as having a beginning and an end, and I don't know how high it is compared to the eunuch.
But for readers, this kind of thing is unfinished - although Li Yunfei has always insisted that he has never done such a thing as unfinished, and every time he writes a book, he can do it from beginning to end.
Anyway, write a book and change a pen name, a new pen name is a new beginning, and no one knows the previous black history, hahahaha......
Therefore, after following all kinds of messy eunuch excuses such as pregnancy, illness, car accidents, meteorites, and returning to his hometown to get married, Li Yunfei created a new eunuch excuse -- to save the world.
Of course, Li Yunfei knew that readers would definitely not believe him, after all, saving the world is impossible to think about, and it is obviously an excuse.
It's just that Li Yunfei is so innocent, looking at the wailing and contempt of the water in the book review area, he feels that he has been treated unjustly - I am here to save the world and fight to the death, you still don't believe me, and think I'm lying. It really breaks my heart.
At that moment, he couldn't help but think of the great men in human history who made great deeds but were still misunderstood by mortals, such as Jesus, such as Medivan, such as Red A, such as Cheung Chau Winter Horse...... Tut-tut, what a bunch of stupid mortals, short-sighted, can't you try to trust? Where is the trust between people?
Looking at the wailing of readers in the book review area. Li Yunfei shook his head again and again, feeling that he was like those misunderstood great men in history, and his whole body was bursting with the light of justice.
Obviously misunderstood by people, but he doesn't mind, and he continues to live and die for these people who misunderstand him, just to be able to save the world and silently guard these people who misunderstand him behind his back, what a great sentiment is this?
If such a noble deed of his is recorded in the textbook, it will definitely be able to make a 25-point question, so that students rack their brains to speculate about his various thoughts and feelings during the exam.
It's just at this moment. For the time being, no one is willing to trust him, such as one of his bad friends......
"I said you really don't want to write? Want a eunuch? Did something happen? You don't really want to go back to your hometown and get married, do you? ”
On the other end of the phone, there was a voice from a friend of Li Yunfei, "It's really not good, you go out for a walk first, find a place to travel, relax your mood, adjust your state and then come back and continue writing." The time you are away. I'll ghostwrite for you for the time being...... What do you think? ”
Li Yunfei's face instantly turned black, "You're embarrassed to ghostwrite for me...... Do you remember what stupid thing you did when you ghostwrote for me last time? It's all because of the pot you guy scribbled. Now people all over the world think that I am a mad cat, and I have ruined my reputation for the rest of my life...... You're embarrassed to say ghostwriting for me, do you believe it or not, I rushed over and stabbed you to death? ”
There was an embarrassed cough on the other end of the phone, and he laughed dryly.
"Don't be so excited, we've been friends for so many years, why bother with this little thing? Too stingy man. I can't find a girlfriend. ”
Li Yunfei rolled his eyes, "Provincial, I already have a daughter, and I don't need a girlfriend." ”
A friend was dumbfounded, "You...... What did you do? Ling'er is still so young. You're ...... Do you still have humanity? ”
Li Yunfei's face was black, "What are you thinking about?" You make all this disgusting joke...... You've got a hole in your head, right? ”
The other side suddenly laughed dryly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm excited...... The main reason is that your sentence is too easy to cause misunderstanding, and it's a big deal that I'll give you a free ghostwriting for a period of time to make amends......"
Li Yunfei's face darkened, "You still dare to say ghostwriting......"
The other side laughed dryly, "Okay, okay, don't ghostwrite, don't ghostwrite, I won't mention ghostwriting anymore, so it's always okay, right?" Now that you have decided that you want to be a eunuch, what theme do you plan to write about in your next book, do you want Uncle Ben to help you refer to it? ”
Li Yunfei rolled his eyes, "Didn't you say that I was going to save the world?" There's a fart time to write a novel...... I guess in a year or two, I won't have time to write novels. ”
The other end of the phone was speechless, "Save the world...... You're addicted to bragging, aren't you? We're not outsiders, who are you fooling? People don't understand you, don't I know you yet? What exactly are you going to write about in this book? Metropolis? Fantasy? Otherworldly? Cultivating immortals? Isn't it history......"
Li Yunfei was helpless, "I said that I was going to save the world...... Why don't you believe me? Is...... Eh...... I'm so sad. ”
Under Sejuani's grinning gaze, Li Yunfei helplessly finished dealing with this bad friend, hung up the phone, and shrugged his shoulders.
"Well, you see, humans are such animals that don't trust each other. You tell them the truth, but they don't believe it...... Tsk, it's stupid, trust each other and not get pregnant, these guys really break my heart. ”
Sejuani laughed, as if she had watched a funny farce, and was extremely happy.
"So mortals are stupid monkeys, and if they could have insight, they wouldn't be stupid mortals."
The panda man on the side disagreed.
"However, it is precisely because of this nature of constant questioning that human beings will continue to discover more things, which is the nature of all intelligent creatures, and only ironclad evidence can convince us."
Lu Lingqi next to her saw that the two were about to argue, so she hurriedly opened her mouth and diverted the topic.
"By the way, father-in-law, are you going to go out later?"
At the same time, this sentence attracted the attention of Lao Chen and Sejuani.
"Father, where are you going?"
Under the gaze of several aunts and grandmothers in the living room plus a panda man, Li Yunfei shrugged his shoulders and said, "Since I want to save the world, then I definitely can't continue to work, right?" I'll go to the company to resign later, and ask the boss to settle my salary, but I've been working for more than half a month, and my salary is several thousand. ”
As he spoke, he dialed Xiao Xi's phone and asked this extremely powerful and cheap disciple to help him deal with this matter - otherwise, he would go straight to resign with empty words and white teeth, and it would hurt to be stuck in his salary at that time. (To be continued......)
PS: Today is the birthday of the elderly, so extend the life of the elderly for one second...... Well, if I break off one day, don't worry, I'm definitely going to save the world. As long as the world hasn't been ruined, I'll come back one day, after all, as a messenger of justice, my duty is to protect everyone's smiles in the dark