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Zuo Dan remembered that the current saint once told him: "Qi Xiaoyu is a member of my blessing general. ”

And since Zuo Dan made Qi Xiaoyu a hundred households a few months ago, Qi Xiaoyu gave him a surprise? Jingying, Honglu Temple, and even Sun Fuhu, the governor of Jinwu, owe him a great favor. This made Zuo Dan look at Qi Xiaoyu by one point higher. But he is a student of Tianjing Military Academy, and after all, he still has to go to the army exhibition in the future, otherwise Zuo Dan really has plans to let Qi Xiaoyu take over his class......

He and Sun Fuhu came here tonight because the Supervision Yuan found out that there was a shadow of the White Lotus Sect behind this casino. White Lotus hyped up among the people, "The catastrophe is coming, and the world is dark." Preaching that the end times are coming, and in the end times, only the king of Ming can save the world, which is the religion that makes the Han official the most headache. Since the founding of Taizu, the Han Dynasty has exterminated a hundred religions, respected the law alone, and taught the people of the world with benevolence and righteousness in the law of the outer saints. However, at the beginning of the founding of the country, most of the Han people were uncivilized, and they felt that there was an unknown existence in the soul, and only "benevolence and righteousness" could not explain the wonders of the universe, so when the White Lotus Sect was at its peak, "ascending to the heights, ten thousand people responded", causing fear in the Han Dynasty and ordering the destruction of the White Lotus Sect! But who knows that the White Lotus Sect seems to be really blessed, but it has survived the previous disasters with difficulty, and in the exhibition of more than 40 years after the war, there is a trend of resurgence, wanting to overthrow the Han Dynasty in secret and establish an ideal country. The activities of the White Lotus Sect today have changed from light to dark, and most of them are mainly engaged in shady businesses, which are even more difficult to be noticed.

So he knew that tonight's gambling operation must be extremely dangerous, but he regarded it as a test for Qi Xiaoyu and did not let his subordinates tell him. But he didn't expect that those White Lotus Sect members would have the energy to invite the prince, and Qi Xiaoyu gave him a big surprise!

The surprise was great, but so was the trouble. Although Qi Xiaoyu deceived the prince, how should Sun Fuhu explain to the emperor that the prince left the palace without permission, it was really a headache...... However, these are not Qi Xiaoyu's headaches. Qi Xiaoyu called Yu Jinnu and Wei Wuya, two thousand households, and the brothers from the third, fourth, and sixth institutes who participated in the action tonight, and went to a place called "Happy Forest" in Tianjing to have supper together.

Wei Wuya mentioned that everyone drank, but Yu Jinwu said that the man's drinking method was too reckless, it was better to tell a joke, who told it funny, everyone drank one glass, and if it was not funny, he drank three glasses of wine alone.

Yu Jinwu mentioned yì's liquor order herself, so she took the lead in telling a joke first: "It is said that there is a zoo with big water, and all the animals are in one boat, and the boat is about to sink, so the competition tells a joke." Whoever doesn't laugh will throw any animal down. The goat told a joke, and everyone laughed, but the pig didn't, so the goat jumped. The monkey told a joke, and everyone didn't laugh, but the pig laughed. Everyone was shocked, and the pig said, "Hahaha, I suddenly appeared with a goat's joke, which is so funny." ”

After Yu Jinwu finished speaking, she said, "I'm done." Then seeing that everyone did not react, he drank three glasses of wine alone.

Suddenly, I heard a girl sneer, and then laughed out loud regardless of her image. The big guy looks like Liuli Snow. Seeing that everyone was looking at her, she blushed and said, "I think the jokes told by my family are so funny......"

Everyone laughed and drank together.

Then Wei Wuya told a joke and said: "There was a beautiful woman who hit a flying car, and just after settling the bill, the driver poked his head out and shouted to the beauty: 'Miss, you are like a chicken', the beautiful woman's face turned red, and she turned her head and scolded: 'You are like a chicken!'" Then the flying car was gone, and then the beautiful woman chased after the car and shouted: 'Master, my camera, my camera!' ’”

The man was stunned for a moment before he realized the difference between a chicken and a camera, so he laughed and drank a drink.

Only Yu Jinwu said with a trace of dissatisfaction on her face: "Vulgar! But also took a sip.

When it was Qi Xiaoyu's turn to speak, Qi Xiaoyu held the wine glass in his hand and said with a wicked smile: "I have a joke that is not funny, let everyone listen to it." ”

Jia Xu complained: "My lord...... Don't tell bad jokes. ”

But I heard Qi Xiaoyu say with a light face: "Do you know how to make a drink bigger?" Everyone guessed a few, such as releasing water, looking with a magnifying glass, etc., but they all missed. Qi Xiaoyu said: "It's actually very simple...... Recite the Great Compassion (Cup) mantra and you'll be fine. ”

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then they all laughed regardless of their image, and everyone drank the wine in the cup together, and they also admired Qi Xiaoyu's wit.

The crowd drank until dawn and then dispersed. Qi Xiaoyu went back to Lin Xi to take a good bath, and then fell asleep. When I woke up, it was already the sun setting and it was evening. He felt very hungry, but Lin Xi never came back. Lin Xi went to her bakery in the morning, and saw that he was sleeping soundly, so she didn't wake him up.

At this time, Qi Xiaoyu saw that there were several missed calls on his communicator, all of which were the same number, so he called back according to that number. "Stinky boy, what are you doing today?" As soon as I got on the phone, I heard the first reprimand, but Qi Xiaoyu couldn't do it, why? Because this is the voice of the great general.

Qi Xiaoyu said helplessly: "Just fell asleep, what is the matter with your old man?" ”

"Stinky boy, it's almost the New Year, can you ask your parents if they will come to Tianjing? Your grandma misses them. The general sighed on the other end of the communicator and said, "You tell them, the past is over, we two old men and old women will not live for a few years, do they really have to wait for us to die before they are willing to come to Tianjing to see us?" A few days ago, his son Bai Xing confirmed from Qingzhou that Qi Xiaoyu's parents were indeed Bai Ling, the eldest daughter of the long-disappeared general, and Qi Shiyuan, the son-in-law, but the two changed their names and surnames, and now they have become a commoner. However, since Qi Xiaoyu and the general have recognized each other, the general already has the intention of letting them return.

"Grandpa, I will bring your words, although I don't know what happened in the past, but I can feel that you owe them. So if you want to apologize, it's not realistic to pass on the word to me. Also, I haven't told them that I've already met you, and I don't guarantee what they'll think......" Qi Xiaoyu said.

"Got it! You probe them first, and I'll discuss it with your grandmother. The general said. Just your cunning! If you can do this well, the thing I promised you to give you a fifth-generation mecha is not impossible to consider. ”

Qi Xiaoyu said with a smile; "Aren't you afraid that others will say that you are abusing your power?"

"You're a born knight, the treasure of our big man, what's wrong with giving you a mecha? But when the time comes, you're going to come, and you can only put it here with me! lest you kid go out and cause trouble for me when the time comes! The general said.

"Since you have said so, I will try my best to tell you about it, but I will say the ugly things first......" Qi Xiaoyu took a deep breath, although it was a happy event for relatives to recognize each other, but these days he was a little reluctant to take the initiative to mention this matter to his mother. He always felt that he had no right to do anything about his elders, although he verbally called his grandparents cordial, but as long as his mother did not agree, he could not really agree that this was his grandparents. "I don't know about your elders, no one has told me about the grievances of the previous generation, so I don't know what the hell is going on, the only general of the Han Army suddenly became my grandfather! It was a big surprise for me, but it was also a heavy burden, because I knew something that my parents didn't want me to know. But since they have been hiding it from me like this, they just don't want me to get involved in some so-called old accounts, so if they don't agree to come, I won't spend the New Year in Tianjing. ”

"Little bunny, it's against you! I'm your grandfather! Where else can you go if you don't spend the New Year with me? The general shouted from there.

"In the past, the general was very mysterious in my heart, but when I really met, it turned out that the big man was also a person, but he was just a person with a nose, eyes and feelings, although I have half of your blood, but I was thinking, this old man has not taken care of me since I was a child, and he also kicked my parents out of Tianjing, I recognized him so lightly, and I still suffered a little bit." Qi Xiaoyu smiled a little self-deprecatingly. "So, before I tell them about it, I'll make a request for them."

"Another request? Why do you kid ask for so much? The general said with a frown.

"Do you still want them to go back to Tianjing?" Qi Xiaoyu scared the general. It is estimated that he is the only person in the whole Han other than the emperor who can talk to the general like this.

"Then you say...... Stinky boy. The general muttered.

"The reason why the grievances of previous years cannot be settled depends on how sincere you are, so you have to show your sincerity." Qi Xiaoyu said.

"I'm an old man, why don't they be sincere first?" The general was dissatisfied.

"Because you brought this up first, you should come forward with this matter. If you don't bow your head first, they will have a hot ass and a cold face even if they want to reconcile. Qi Xiaoyu shrugged and said.

"Damn, you dare to talk to your grandfather like that!" The general couldn't help but lean in.

"Do you agree?" Qi Xiaoyu is now on the strong side, he said.

"Agreed! …… Your grandma's! The general said with great grievances. In fact, Qi Xiaoyu's grandmother has been listening to her, for the first time in so many years, she has seen her old man being treated so badly, so low-brow and pleasing cuteness. She couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile beside her, in this world, sure enough, one thing descends one thing, and retribution has been tried and tested. She didn't know how many times she had mentioned it to find Bai Jing's family over the years, but the old man had been stubbornly refusing, so she didn't know how much she sulked! Now seeing that her precious grandson made the powerful general so deflated, her heart was very happy.