Chapter Seventy-Five: The Unity of Human Faces
Leaving the police station, Xia Youyou has a police brother named Shi Xingfeng in his hand, a policeman with such a name, sure enough, when it comes to the importance of names, names determine the fate of your life!
Xia Youyou hesitated, do you want to change her name? It's called Xia (Xia) Qian, maybe her money will come back in a flash?
Of course, this kind of thinking is also to think about it, after all, it is so troublesome to change the name now.
And most importantly......
She has no money!
Thinking that there were only a few hundred fractions left in the card, Xia Youyou didn't know if she should thank the bad guy for not brushing her out.
Out of the police station, the first thing Xia Youyou did was to run to a certain business hall and change the bank card password, and she still wanted to make amends, in case there were no hundreds, then she was really going to cry to death!
And on the way to the bank, a certain unrighteous elf told her that she was going to retreat!
Those who can't share weal and suffering without friends to love!
Break up!
As for the second thing, Xia Youyou decisively rushed to the supermarket, a shopping cart full of instant noodles, so that passers-by all looked sideways, and even better people ran to the area selling instant noodles, there is no instant noodles today!
You stupid earthlings, how can you understand the tragedy of us eating Saturnians!
Shake at the instant noodles!
It's to tremble, when Xia Youyou is tired like a dog and carries a few large bags of instant noodles on the bus, the ruthless bus driver actually asked her to pay an extra person's fare!
That's the money for a bag of instant noodles!
Xia Youyou not only trembled with tiredness, but even his heart and liver trembled with pain.
What Xia Youyou doesn't know for the time being is that someone actually recorded a video of her buying a bunch of instant noodles and sent it to a certain trembling video APP, and it turned out to be popular, with millions of likes, and it was even jokingly called, instant noodles Shih Tzu, and the supermarket where Xia Youyou bought instant noodles inexplicably became an Internet celebrity supermarket, with a doubling of turnover, and the whole store was smiling, and even the video of instant noodles Shih Tzu was spread wildly in various groups of the company, so that every employee must remember this person, if you see it next time, you must be a guest, this is the mascot of our supermarket!
It's just that Xia Youyou, who has a clean face, estimates that she won't go to the supermarket for a long time!
But, God is so naughty, what can you do about it?
At this time, Xia Youyou, who was sitting on the bus, had not yet noticed God's naughtiness, but first felt the malice of the world.
Why was He Qingquan's advertisement posted on the bus when she was at her saddest? !
was deceived by the time she had forgotten before, and wandered back to Xia Youyou's mind again, the deception in the real world, the deception in the story world, really when she was Xia Xiaobai, she would deceive if she wanted to!
Xia Youyou stared at He Qingquan on the advertisement, his left eye was like firewood, and his right eye was like fire, the two collided, and the flames were inextinguishable.
Suddenly, a childish voice next to Xia Youyou said excitedly: "Little sister, you are also a fan of spring water! Me is too! Sister, do you just want to take this photo down and take it home to enjoy it slowly? Me too! The spring water male god is really handsome! The acting skills are good! The singing stick is really a perfect male god! I really want to give birth to a monkey for the spring water male god! It's a pity that the famous grass has a master! When I saw this news, I cried for three days and three nights! My scared mother monitored me 24 hours a day, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to find a short view!"
A girl in a junior high school uniform stood next to Xia Youyou, her skin was a beautiful bronzer, in the era of this whitening pills, whitening creams, and various whitening products, this skin tone was very difficult to see, but it was not ugly, and it couldn't help but be ugly.
It's just that the girl's words made Xia Youyou feel no beauty, she only saw another ignorant girl falling into the abyss of hell.
"Little girl, you can't just look at people!" Xia Youyou felt the need to save the future flowers of the motherland.
If the youth is strong, the country will be strong, and if the youth is rich, the country will be rich.
"Well, I know, I will try my best to study like an idol, it is said that the male god was the top student in the college entrance examination back then, but he chose the drama academy, which made countless famous school leaders rub their chests, and they hated to tie him back from the drama academy. ”
"......" seems to be true, but ...... "studying well is one thing, and the character must also be good." ”
"Yes, idols can be described as exemplary in terms of character, helping the poor, diligent, tireless, tolerant and open-minded, modest and friendly, and far-reaching, every year idols donate millions to those in need. The mountain scenery is admired privately. ”
"......" There is nothing wrong with her, she has nothing to say, just ...... I guess all the idioms of this child's language are used on He Qingquan, right? I wonder how her Chinese teacher will feel when she finds out?
"Even our teacher said that chasing stars is to chase He Qingquan!" The girl puffed up her chest and said proudly: "The teacher's original words." ”
......Xia Youyou had to sigh, the years have passed, the times have changed, the pig killing knife is really sharpened, she has only been away from the campus for a few days, how can she feel that she no longer understands the school's education?
Could this be the legendary generation gap?
It's really with a hook, poking the little nest again and again!
Fortunately, the girl arrived at the station, and Xia Youyou's little nest was liberated, but when she looked back and saw the advertisement posted on the car, Xia Youyou suddenly found that the sun was so dazzling, it was better to be closed.
After a few days of instant noodles, eating all kinds of flavors, Xia Youyou felt that she and instant noodles have become one, you have me, I have you, the highest level of legend - the unity of human face! Xia Youyou thinks that if she goes on like this, she can definitely fly into an immortal!
It's just that......
She is still in the dust, her dreams have not been realized, and her youth has not been squandered, so she can't become an immortal......!
Help me!
She vomited when she ate instant noodles!
Now, look at everything like a face!
Data cable, shrimp flavored.
Faucet, pork ribs flavored.
Drying rack, braised flavor.
Even when I comb my hair, I feel that my head is full of Laotan sauerkraut noodles!
It can't go on like this!
She's going to eat cake chocolate donuts!
She wants to eat barbecue stew and red stewed meat!
She wants to eat a hodgepodge of fish, shrimp and crabs!
She's going to ......
No money!
Xia Youyou held his mobile phone and hesitated to call Shi Xingfeng and ask the policeman's brother when the money would be recovered.
Just when Xia Youyou hesitated, WeChat prompted that there was new news.
Zhang Wenqing [Yoyo, are things ready?]
Xia Youyou【What's it?】
Zhang Wenqing [What do you have to bring with you to the crew tomorrow? I may have to stay for a few months this time, I must bring all the things, you ...... You won't forget, will you?]
!!!
She had forgotten such an important matter!
After eating too much instant noodles, has your brain become noodles?
Xia Youyou spits on herself!
Such a good rubbing rice...... It's a learning opportunity, how can you forget!
Xia Youyou [I didn't forget! Of course I didn't forget! How could I forget! Hahaha......]
Xia Youyou [Brother Zhang, I have a small question I want to ask, the crew is in charge of the meal, right?]
Zhang Wenqing [Of course. 】
Xia Youyou [Hehe, no charge, right?]
Zhang Wenqing [Don't accept it, what's wrong?]
Xia Youyou [(ಥ_ಥ) The crew is my reborn parents!During this time in the crew, I am willing to be a cow and a horse to repay the crew for their kindness of reconstruction!!]
Zhang Wenqing looked confused, what kind of wind is this? However, Zhang Wenqing restrained himself and did not let himself ask the doubts in his heart, after all, the torture of the first month is still vivid, and the psychological shadow is ah!