I told me about the shape of the golden hoop stick, and Wen Jianru and Zhuo Wei's faces suddenly became strange.

When I saw their expressions, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, could it be that this golden hoop stick is really the Dinghai God Needle, their heirloom/family/treasure?

After a while, Zhuo Wei looked at me with a smile: "It turns out that the golden hoop stick you are looking for ......"

Just as he was about to continue, Wen Jianru raised his hand to stop Zhuo Wei, and said, "Mr. Zhong, you must also know that this golden hoop stick is a good thing. ”

"Yes, that's nature." I nodded, muttering to myself, what should I do if the Dragon King wasn't going to give it to me? Is it stealing and pickpocketing?

"Although, you have helped me find the descendants of the Dragon Palace......" Wen Jianru said this, seemingly a little embarrassed, and coughed lightly.

My heart sank, and it seemed that the Dragon King was ready to reject me. All Chinese know that after 'although', there must be a 'but'.

Sure enough, Wen Jianru continued: "However, this golden hoop stick is too important......

I was depressed for a while, and nodded with a sad face: "It seems that I can only save one side." "But the mind is spinning around, since you don't give it to me, then I will steal, if you want to steal, where should I start?

Wen Jianru coughed dryly again: "Mr. Zhong, I haven't finished my words yet, in fact, it's not impossible for you to get the golden hoop stick, but there is a test in this." ”

When I heard that I could get the golden hoop stick without stealing it, I couldn't help but rejoice: "What test? ”

"All you have to do is help us defeat Prime Minister Turtle, and then we can take the Golden Hoop Stick!" Wen Jianru said slowly.

"Prime Minister Turtle? I said Dragon King, you shouldn't have watched too much Journey to the West, the turtle prime minister has come out. "I'm a little annoyed, what is this, are you teasing me? Or do I have the word 'stupid/force' written on my forehead?

"Why can't you accept the Dragon King, but not the Turtle Prime Minister?" Wen Jianru smiled bitterly and shook his head: "There is such a saying, it is called there is a picture and a truth/phase, let's take a look at the video." Zhuo Wei, turn on the computer. ”

"Grass! Are you sure you're not kidding me? I finally couldn't help but curse a foul sentence: "At the bottom of the sea below 10,000 meters, you can still use a computer?" Excuse me, do you use WIFI, or do you have a submarine fiber optic cable passing under your feet, and you secretly connect a network cable by the way? ”

Zhuo Wei rolled his eyes at me: "Zhengnan, it's boring for you to say that, our boss just said to turn on the computer, and didn't say to connect to the Internet and watch a video, can't we use a stand-alone machine?" ”

Well, if you're just looking at pictures or videos, you really don't need to go online.

Zhuo Wei took out a laptop from under the coffee table, turned it on, clicked on the D drive, and found a "domestic action movie" text folder in the text folder of "Learning Wen Jiàn", and then clicked on a video.

The video is a video of the bottom of the sea, and it can be seen that this video should have been shot by the people of the Dragon Palace themselves, and the effect is very poor, the camera keeps dangling, and the picture is not very clear.

Despite this, one can see that somewhere on the ocean floor, there is a large pit, and in the pit lives a huge turtle, which is different from ordinary people...... Well, it's different from the normal turtle, it stands up from time to time, punches and kicks in the pit, seems to be very excited, and the strange thing is that there seems to be a transparent glass above the big pit, and the big turtle just stays in the pit and can't get out.

"Is this Prime Minister Turtle?" I pointed to the picture and asked very puzzledly: "What are you showing me this, and whether it is powerful in fists and feet?" ”

"Don't worry, keep looking!" Zhuo Wei smiled bitterly.

I stopped talking and continued to look down, and when I saw the turtle sleeping, Zhuo Wei suddenly said, "Attention, look at the shell on its back!" ”

Hearing Zhuo Wei say this, I subconsciously concentrated and opened my eyes wide, when this big sea turtle was asleep, on its shell, there was a faint golden gossip symbol shining.

"Damn, your turtle prime minister shouldn't be a pet raised by Taishang Laojun, right?" I pointed to the gossip symbol and was amazed.

Wen Jianru shook his head and said slowly: "Twenty-three years ago, Prime Minister Gui went for a walk on the beach, and for some reason, he fell for someone else's plot. When I came back, I went crazy and looked for stick-like things under the water...... After I beat him hard, he recovered to normal, but it didn't take long for him to start having seizures again half a year later, and so on, every six months, and we locked him in the deep sea dragon's lair. ”

I frowned and said, "If you can return to normal with a beating, there's no need to lock him up in some dragon's lair, right?" ”

"You don't understand!" Zhuo Wei was beside him: "The more you go to the back, the more powerful the turtle prime minister will be." Three years ago, even if I fought with the boss, it was very difficult to cope, so we imprisoned him in the dragon's den. ”

I nodded, and I could see that Wen Jianru and Zhuo Wei and the others were more emotional, otherwise, they would have killed this turtle more than twenty years ago.

"And what do you mean?" I asked, frowning.

"You beat it up, and when he is normal, he will naturally have a golden hoop rod for you." Wen Jianru said slowly.

Listening to his tone, it seemed that if I wanted to get this golden hoop stick, I had to ask Prime Minister Gui to agree, so he nodded: "That's okay, isn't it just beating him?" I agreed to this request. ”

Wen Jianru laughed: "Then thank you first, Zhuo Wei, I ordered to go down and have a banquet, the highest standard and highest grade of the kind of banquet!" ”

Zhuo Wei smiled and agreed, stretched out his right hand, his thumb and index finger bent into a ring, put it in his mouth and blew an extremely sharp whistle, and soon, a mermaid ran next to him, Zhuo Wei whispered a few words in his ear, the mermaid looked at me in surprise, I saw not only surprise in his eyes, but also a strong envy.

At this moment, I was a little unimpressed, what is there to envy, the banquet of the Undersea Dragon Palace, what else can it be besides seafood? However, because of the fishman's expression, there is a vague expectation in my heart, what about the highest-level banquet, will there be a crab with a basin? Or a lobster more than one person tall?

Well, if the Dragon King invites his shrimp soldiers and crabs to dinner, but there are shrimp and crabs on the table, will his shrimp soldiers and crabs revolt immediately?

Thinking about it, Wen Jianru and Zhuo Wei took me into a restaurant, the three of them were really bored, and after fighting the landlord, about half an hour later, there were about a dozen fishmen pushing the dining cart in.

Zhuo Wei put away the poker and beckoned me to sit with Wen Jianru, the three of them, and they didn't need to be divided into any chief seats, so they sat down at will.

As soon as we were seated, a fish-man came over with a dining cart, poured a large glass of water for each of them, and then skillfully placed dishes on the table. The dish is not big and there are some fruit preserves in it. Every time a plate is placed, the fishman must report his name: "Four dried fruits - pine nuts, cashew nuts, peanuts, figs; Four fresh fruits - watermelon, grapes, jujube persimmon, muskmelon, ......"

Tsk, it's a big deal, it's like a full banquet of the Manchu and Han people. I took a peanut with chopsticks, put it in my mouth and chewed it twice, well, yes, it was crispy and fragrant. When I looked up and saw the extremely surprised gaze in the fish-man's eyes, I was a little stunned, what? Isn't that how peanuts are eaten?

Turning his head to look at Zhuo Wei, Zhuo Wei stretched out his palm, grabbed a large handful of peanuts in the plate, opened his big mouth, put all the peanuts in, and then chewed them with a click, looking at Wen Jianru, he was even more exaggerated, and directly poured the plate containing peanuts directly into his mouth, and in the blink of an eye, this plate of peanuts was already clean.

Seeing my stunned gaze, Zhuo Ran swallowed the peanuts hard, took a sip of water, and said with a smile: "Let you see the smile, we are so upright!" ”

It can be seen that it is indeed very upright.

After the fishman cart with snacks went down, another fishman came up with the cart and placed the round plate in the cart on the table, which was covered with a silver lid, which looked quite high-end.

The fish-man grabbed the handle on the silver lid and lifted it up, shouting loudly, "First course, Romeo and Juliet!" ”

Romeo and Juliet? Such a romantic name, thinking of an extremely luxurious dish, inhaled slightly, and vaguely smelled of scum in the suburbs of London.

Looking at it, I was dumbfounded, damn, what Romeo and Juliet, this is clearly fried pork intestine with shredded carrots. Could it be that shredded radish is Romeo? Is the pig's large intestine Juliet? That's, isn't it? looked at Zhuo Wei, but Zhuo Wei was holding chopsticks, gesturing at me with a smile on his face, and motioned for me to eat.

Next to the second dish - Faye Wong and Nicholas Tse's relationship, the fish man lifted the lid, and I saw a pot of back pot meat, well, this dish still seems to be like that.

The third dish, the lover's eye is Shih Tzu, it is actually fried longan with tomatoes, tsk, tomato homonym Shih Tzu, the lover's eye is naturally longan.

……

There are more than a dozen dishes in a row, and the names of each dish are high-end and full of literary and artistic style, but each dish is also fried in a big pot for ten yuan and eight yuan in a street fast food restaurant, and in the end, two fishmen carried a big pot up, saying that this is tonight's main dish, called inextricably linked.

When I heard the name, I thought to myself, this dish shouldn't be bad, right? Inextricably linked, could it be shark fin?

As soon as the lid was lifted, I was immediately angry and angry, and I just wanted to stand up and stab Wen Jianru to death with chopsticks, and then stab Zhuo Wei to death. Damn, what are inextricably linked, this is obviously a pot of instant noodles, and it is especially Laotan sauerkraut.

I snorted and looked at Wen Jianru with slanted eyes: "Dragon King, this is your highest-level banquet here?" The huge Dragon Palace, not even lobster crab shells? ”

Wen Jianru was displeased when she heard this: "Lobster and crab are all dishes that are only eaten by low-level employees, how can they be at a banquet of this specification?" Mr. Zhong, I rarely eat these dishes, don't you like them? ”

"I'm tired of eating the dishes on this table!" I am a little disdainful, and I still have a word in my heart, according to what you say, I have eaten biscuits and instant noodles for a few days, isn't it particularly luxurious? Cut, you still regard it as the main dish of the highest banquet, believe it or not, I took out hundreds of packets of instant noodles and scared you to death?