The next morning I got up from bed, and suddenly I was in a trance, as if I had forgotten something, who had come to visit the door last night? Just as I was thinking about it, I heard a noise outside the bedroom. Sun Fatty! A chubby red face suddenly appeared in my mind, and he was the one who kicked the door last night!

When I walked out of the bedroom, Sun Fatzi was already sitting at the dining table very invisible. On the table were two bowls of porridge and a plate of roast duck that had been cut. When I came out, Sun Fatzi didn't know how many bowls of porridge he was drinking, he was picking out a bone from the porridge and smashing it in his mouth.

After seeing me come out, Sun Fatzi pointed to the bowl of porridge opposite him, and said with a smile: "Spicy, try my craft, Cantonese roast goose porridge, pepper and salt on the table, you put it yourself"

I glanced back at the gate and was sure of one thing, yes, this is my house......

I took one look at the white porridge full of goose bones, with a layer of oil flowers floating on it, and I really didn't have the appetite to drink this bowl of porridge early in the morning. Now that I have remembered all the events of last night, I must quickly divert the topic, and I must not let him remember that last night, I was prepared to say that it should have thrown him to the ground in the early hours of this morning, and only covered him with a quilt: "Great Sage, next time you come to me, can you pick a time of dawn." You've alarmed my neighbors up and down in the middle of the night. Anyway, isn't that a good amount of alcohol for you? Huang Ran's old fritters have been drunk by you, and can you still be drunk by a monk Xiao in his seventies? "

"Don't mention it" Sun Fatzi didn't use chopsticks, and directly grabbed a piece of roast goose on the plate and ate it, and continued: "When I went to Lao Xiao yesterday, I was just in time for Hugo to come back from a mission in the Northeast. I suspected that this guy had gone to a local winery to preach, and when he returned, the local parishioners gave him a box of stuffed donkeys. He knew that Lao Xiao was from the Northeast, so he sent it to him. Just in time for me to go to Lao Xiao to reconcile, I was so unlucky, and I went to the wine table right next to each other."

Speaking of this, Sun Fatzi smiled bitterly, looked at me and said, "Spicy, I didn't say it, I've grown so big, it's the first time I know what it's like to drink too much." I didn't dare to drive after drinking this virtue, I was thinking of walking home, and I sobered up by the way. On the way, I saw a wine shop opened by a friend, and I was thinking of bringing two bottles of foreign wine to take revenge, but I don't know how to get to your house."

The more I listened, the bigger my mouth grew: "You said that Lao Xiao poured you like this?" No, I've seen Lao Xiao's drinking. When I was a child, whoever got married in the village, Lao Xiao must have arrived early. I still remember his virtue, the old fellow never bowed, and he would never go back until he drank himself down. Not to mention that my grandfather and third uncle can drink them, even my third aunt from afar can drink him a few times under the table casually. Just like that, Lao Xiao, can he drink you down? "

"Don't mention it, there were bad guys last night...... Sun Fat Man sighed very depressedly, and then he began to be ruthless at the roast goose porridge in his hand.

I misunderstood what he meant: "You mean that Lao Xiao makes it bad?" What's wrong with him? "

"Don't mention Lao Xiao, he may not be as good as me now" After Sun Fatzi finished saying this, he looked at me with a confused look, as if something had reached his mouth, but he just couldn't say it. Just when I was thinking about whether to call and ask, Sun Fatzi suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "It's broken!" I remember! When I left last night, Lao Xiao was arguing and had a heartache to pass. I asked Hugo to call 120 for an ambulance, and now the old guy doesn't know if it's alive or dead......"

At this time, I suddenly thought of one more thing, since Monk Xiao didn't get any good, he lost both, and what bad people were there? Fat Sun saw my question, so he took the initiative to talk about last night's incident.

Yesterday he went to Monk Xiao to reconcile, and when he was about to leave, he saw that the foreigner who thought he was blonde and blue-eyed knocked on the door of Monk Xiao's house with a box of liquor.

This foreigner, Sun Fatzi and Lao Xiao both know each other, and it is the director of the third room of the former polling bureau - Nicholas. Hugo. After the polling bureau was abolished, Hugo's status as a foreigner made his way out a problem. It was impossible for the two major departments of public security and national security to want him, so Director Hugo could only commit himself to the church first. If nothing happens, it means that the church runs around, and all over China goes to spread the gospel of God and his old people, and Hugo is happy to live this kind of life.

Unexpectedly, they would see each other here in Xiao Laodao, Sun Fatzi and Hugo were slightly surprised. However, as far as the poll bureau is concerned, none of the outsiders in the room are outsiders, Sun Fatzi and Hugo understand each other's current situation, and then mention the past of the poll bureau, several people are embarrassed.

After chatting for a while, it was time for dinner, probably in the northeast, this ticket was done neatly, and Monk Xiao rarely proposed: "Don't leave anyone tonight, eat here with me, it just so happens that Hugo brought wine, let's not get drunk tonight."

Monk Xiao was rare and generous, took out the sauce meat he bought two days ago from the refrigerator, scrambled four eggs, and then slapped a cucumber. Originally, there was a fish in the house, but I didn't cook it because I thought it was too luxurious. So, in Lao Xiao's house, a rare 'sumptuous' dinner was prepared. Later, Sun Fatzi always suspected that it was because someone sent wine that Lao Xiao invited the guest. He said he was invited to drink, but he saved money on alcohol

However, when he poured wine into Hugo's cup, he was blocked by the former director's hand. Hugo smiled and looked at Sun Fatzi, who was also looking at him, and said, "Sun, I am a clergyman, and I can't drink too much." "

Hugo raised such a tall hat, and Sun Fat had no choice but to give up. He could only drink with Monk Xiao, and Hugo drank tea on the side. At first, Sun Fatzi and Monk Xiao were not used to the strong wine of stuffing donkeys in the Northeast, so they just poured themselves and drank slowly. But the foreigner next to him quickly persuaded him to drink

"Sun, look, Xiao's cup has been drunk, and you still have so much wine, it's not good, if you are in a country like Russia, the people next to you will think that you are despising Xiao. Sun, if you're a man, you should drink the wine from your cup. Come, the cup is just water, are you still afraid to drink water? Sun Fatzi gritted his teeth, and the little four taels stuffed the donkey into his stomach, and his stomach suddenly turned upside down

"Xiao, did you see that? Sun's cup is for you to drink, you are an elder, you should pay tribute to Sun with a cup. It's polite - this one doesn't count, Sun, if you're in Ireland and drink whiskey like that, you'll be seen as someone with a problem with morals. The wine in return can't be less than the glass just now, or I'll pour it for you, look, that's all, Sun just drank so much"

"Sun, I mention yì, the next glass of wine is for Mr. Gao Liang, although I can't drink it, but my heart is sent to heaven. Come, you can fill your glasses for the sake of our best friend, Gao. Don't, don't go to the earth, the wine is given to the high above heaven, how can it be poured on the ground, you drink it, and the high above heaven will know."

In a few moments, there were only three or four bottles left in the whole box of stuffy donkeys. At this time, Hugo was surprised and said, "God, you have drunk so much." It's not good to drink like this, it's not good, drinking should be a pastime, not indulge in it......" Before he finished speaking, Sun Fatzi and Monk Xiao pushed him away at the same time, covering their mouths together and running in the direction of the bathroom. I know the rest of the matter, Sun Fatzi came to my house to kick the door, and Monk Xiao almost went to the hospital.

After listening to Sun Fatzi's words, I said that I couldn't understand it very much, and said in my mouth: "Great Sage, you and Monk Xiao, one old and one young, will be so troubled by Hugo that you almost vomit blood?" According to the temperament of the two of you, it is cheap not to drink Hugo and vomit blood. "At this point, I paused, as if to understand something: no, to be honest, do you two have any handle in Hugo's hands?"

Sun Fatzi's expression was a little embarrassed, and after a pause, he said, "It's not a trick, it's just that in the two years you were in a coma, there was a deal with an incident, and Monk Xiao and I both owed this foreign monk a favor." It's not for me to say, if the favor owed is like Ouyang to the left, then it doesn't matter, if you don't pay it back, you won't pay it back. Hugo caught me and Monk Xiao in such hearts, and didn't mention the original matter, it was a serious persuasion, which was better than me and Lao Xiao."

After I listened. He was even more surprised in his heart, and Sun Fatzi continued to inquire: "Great Sage, in the two years I fell asleep, apart from the dismemberment case in prison, what else happened?" Can Director Hugo also be involved, related to foreign religions? "

At this time, Sun Fatzi's eyes narrowed, and after a pause, he said: "Not long after that prison incident, the prime minister of a small European country visited China, and the polling bureau also received the task of reception for the first time......