After a long time, Wu Lao Liu gave me a difficult sentence! My buddy was in a hurry at the time, and couldn't help but say, "It's easy to do and I still need to look for you?" Didn't I say that you are a master, since we met now, what have you done for me? It's not all me who broke through by myself, I can only @ you once a month, if something happens to you, you're not there, you're okay in the day, how many times is your life hanging by a thread, have you ever taken care of me? Other people's masters are so good at instructing them in Taoist cultivation, you're good, you don't care about this broken book, I have to study it myself, is this how a master does it? ”

My buddy has been enduring it, how much aggrieved I felt in my heart, I worshipped you as a teacher in order to survive, but I broke through like this, and the merit accumulated for Wu Lao Liu was less? Did Wu Lao Liu take care of me anything? Whenever something happens, I pass the buck, the Dao has never instructed me, cultivation, is it so easy to cultivate? I can't understand a word, the difference is 108,000 miles, who is not wronged?

Buddy is really wronged, Wu Lao Liu also felt embarrassed, and muttered: "The master's position is low, it is true that he didn't help you much, it is difficult to say that it is because Luo Ziqi was not arrested for the teacher, and it can't be faked, this matter has to be given by Fan Baye, let me tell you the truth, Fan Baye may not be able to do it, Luo Ziqi's arrest has been recorded, and he was sent to Bahan Hell, who would dare to release him if he was not satisfied with his sentence?" Except for the words of the king of Hades, no one can do anything. ”

Wu Lao Liu's words were a bit heart-wrenching, I cried and didn't speak, Wu Lao Liu sighed: "Don't worry, I'll send a little ghost to invite Fan Baye to see if he can think of a way." As he spoke, he asked the little ghost next to him to take his sign to invite Fan Baye, and instructed him to explain the matter.

The little ghost left, and Wu Lao Liu put on a kind face. Ask me what I don't understand about my practice. I've never been so kind-hearted, and I'm quite uncomfortable. also knew that he was a little guilty, so he asked some doubts about the cultivation of the Lei Fa. It always doesn't hurt to learn more, after all, you still have to play with Luo Ziqi's demon girl.

After half an hour, the little ghost came back and muttered beside Wu Lao Liu for a long time, Wu Lao Liu's old face was suddenly more ugly than a rag, and he was ashamed to say to me: "Fan Ba Ye said that he had something to do and couldn't come." ”

Nothing can come, obviously hiding, I call it a depression. These old foxes in the underworld are better than the other, I'm a kid who doesn't have much to do, and I don't have much friendship, it's better to have more than one thing, I'm really helpless, if I can't find Luo Ziqi's tail in the Eight Cold Hells, my buddy will have to sacrifice himself.

"Master, there's really no way? Are you willing to watch me die, and then no one will accumulate merit for you? I asked in frustration. Wu Lao Liu squeezed his eyebrows and said to me, "Aren't you usually quite smart?" How did you become stupid when you encountered this? If Fan Baye doesn't come to see you, you won't go to see him? ”

As he spoke, his eyelids were raised upward, and he didn't know what it meant, and I didn't care about the stubble. Melancholy said: "It's not like I said I would go to the underworld, not to mention that even if I can go, Fan Baye won't see you." Can you see me? ”

Wu Lao Liu raised his eyelids upward, and I asked curiously, "Master." Let's get down to business, what are you doing with the stars for Ma Lao's broom? "Wu Lao Liu is in a hurry. The eyelids were lifted even more, and I wondered even more, what is this for? Could it be that you have taken a fancy to the old broom star?

I was quite puzzled, Wu Lao Liu was anxious, and shouted: "There is a ...... by your side Who else are you afraid of? It's too late to hide from you! After saying that, he went offline, I was stunned for a long time, I didn't figure out the meaning of his words, and asked Li Yiling: "Do you know what he means?" Am I going to @ him anymore? ”

Li Yiling's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he said to me: "Your master has already shown you a clear way, why can't you figure it out?" As he spoke, he pointed to the Ma Lao broom star on my back, and the Ma Lao broom star grinned, and I suddenly had an idea, knowing what Wu Lao Liu meant.

If it was before, even if the buddy went to the underworld, he would be a poor worm who no one cared about, who cared about me, but now it's different, buddy carries a grandmother with him, and in fantasy novels, he carries an old grandfather with him, and the buddy carries a broom star with him, which is more embarrassing than the plague god, and it's not enough stinky fart?

I went to the underworld, who would dare to take me? Aren't you afraid of being unlucky to get home? The old lady of the broom star horse doesn't care if you are a human or a ghost, you are not used to you at all, even if you see the king of Hades, I am afraid you have to retreat, thinking of the useless tree she hanged, but it is contaminated with the bad luck on her body, thousands of years There is no grass in the vicinity of a hundred meters, if the buddy carries the old lady Ma to the underworld, what should be the situation?

Misfortune and blessing are relied on, blessing and misfortune are lurking, it's really not a, how reasonable, turn your unfavorable factors into advantages, this is the royal way, buddy suddenly excited, patted Li Yiling's shoulder and said: "Dude has decided, go to the underworld, what can you do?" ”

I patted Li Yiling on the shoulder, startled him, and hurriedly stayed away from me and said, "If you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet." ”

it! Dude is for you...... Li Yiling was about to go to the underworld, and the buddy turned his head to look at Ma Lao Broom behind him and asked, "I'm going to the underworld, are you still going with me?" ”

Ma Lao broom Xingyi grinned: "I know that your junior wants to use the old lady to grab the tail of the fox demon, of course you have to follow such a fun thing to see, not to mention that the old lady said to follow you for thirty or forty years, that is, thirty or forty years, but if the old lady can't eat enough, the bad luck will be shallow, you look at it." ”

Still look at what to do, just do it, just want to light incense, originally buddy didn't plan to give her incense in this life, but the plan didn't change quickly, I'm afraid that she won't be lucky enough now, so I hurriedly turned out Li Yiling's treasured incense, found an incense burner and lit it, and ordered two boxes in a row, so that Ma Lao broom was full of stars, and the buddy was full of confidence, and said to her: "When you get to the underworld, who do you see, Ke is good, Ke's ghost is crying wolf, come back and burn incense for you every day." ”

Ma Lao Broom Star is also a poor person.,No,It's a poor god.,It's estimated that after being named a god by her ex-husband.,I haven't enjoyed the treatment of incense.,Think about it.,Who's okay Cheap panic broom star bless.,Bless bad luck? It's too late to hide, so you can get some incense to worship at buddy.

I don't blame Ma Lao for being afraid of the broom who sees it. There is no temple, and there is no worship. is unlucky, really poor, unlucky and horizontal. That's really poor and poor, if you get it, it will pester you, don't beat you, don't scold you, and don't make trouble with you, just follow you, and you don't have a good day. I'm afraid there are not many people who dare to provoke gods and Buddhas, right?

After feeding the incense, Ma Lao Broom Xing suddenly became energetic, his face was red, and he felt several years younger, but his buddy felt that if he didn't go to the underworld, she would be able to kill me tomorrow, sighing, Li Yiling came back with a dead man's shroud, paper money and other spiritual weapons. He said to me, "Ready, let's go on the road." ”

"Later, buddy soul wanders to the underworld, you throw a basin for me!" I snorted, and Li Yiling didn't pay attention to me. Take me to the grove next to the funeral parlor, put me in the shroud worn by the dead, and dig a hole. Half a person is more than deep, and there are many yellow charms pasted on me. Let me go into the pit and bury it with earth. Dude feels like it's called an awkwardness.

After doing this, Li Yiling drew a big circle on the side of the pit where I was buried, and said to me: "I'll burn some paper money for you, it's used in the underworld, and the living soul can't travel to the underworld for more than twenty-four hours, when the time comes, no matter whether the thing is done or not, I will use the conjuring charm to summon you back, when you see the conjuring talisman, don't be nostalgic, quickly follow the yellow fu back to the body, understand?" ”

"Little brother, out of my body, it's the first time I've experienced it, I'm a little apprehensive, I want to ask, won't it be according to the regular procedure? What is the netherworld, the flowers on the other side, but the bridge is all gone, so how long does it take to get to the capital city? I'm afraid I won't have enough time. ”

"It's okay, I'll send you directly to the land under your master's jurisdiction, and let him send a little ghost to take you to Xudu, but the bridge must be crossed, but you are carrying Ma Lao Xingjun on your back, Meng Po doesn't dare to provoke you, after you go, go directly to the black impermanence Fan Baye, be careful, don't provoke right and wrong, don't have any accidents, if you can't do it, come back, I will protect you ......"

Li Yiling has never been so inkbloc, and I can see that he is also a little worried, so I smiled at him: "Don't worry, there will be no accident, our brothers have come through so many things, and it is not bad this time." ”

Li Yiling nodded and began to chant the incantation: "The seven-foot micro body is from the original, and it is busy seeking disaster by itself." Bathing in the Bade Pool, the sorrow is especially gone, and the blessing door is opened......"

The spell is very effective, I feel that there is a yin wind around me, but the buddy can't sleep, close his eyes, his mind is full of cranky thoughts, after all, the soul of the underworld is not to go shopping in the mall, although the buddy was dragged by Pei Xiaoxiao's ghost girl to go to the Chenghuang Yamen before, but he went fast, and he didn't see anything clearly at all, in addition to that, he also arrived at the Nai He Bridge and saw Meng Po, what the real underworld looks like, and I really don't know what it is.

Thinking about what if Fan Baye lives or dies and doesn't see me, what should I do? The more I pondered, the more energetic I became, and the spirit could get up and play eight rounds of mahjong, and I didn't feel sleepy at all, and I heard Li Yiling's mantra recited three times, I opened my eyes and smiled bitterly at him: "Dude, I can't sleep, no, you can give me some sleeping pills." ”

Li Yiling pouted and said, "I'll go up to you on sleeping pills at night?" You close your eyes, I have a way! ”

I obediently closed my eyes, and after three or five minutes, Li Yiling didn't do anything, and just about to open his eyes and ask, there was a brick on his head, and my buddy couldn't help but scold: "Fuck your uncle!" ”

Then he fainted. (To be continued......)

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