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"Fifteen contestants are all seated, the race will start in ten seconds, now the countdown begins!" The system makes a cameo appearance as a match referee to announce that the match is about to start. (The first text is published in the reading room biquge.info)

3、2、1、go!

Fifteen competitors stepped on the gas pedal as fast as they could, and after what had just happened, whether bloody or unbelievable, each contestant took the race seriously.

"Buzz !!!" As a result, in the sound of the power engine, the cars of the contestants drove forward one after another, and the order was slowly revealed.

The first surprise turned out to be the little girl in a princess dress with two short braids who asked if Mario would appear. I saw her exhale an excited shout from her mouth, riding the wind and waves, and taking away the temporary first place.

The second is the old nǎinǎi, followed by the mature female white-collar worker, the one-armed aunt, the otaku, the junior high school fat woman, the old grandfather, the killing urban yīn ruthless man, the duckbill hat otaku, the sè... Middle-aged man, blonde cháo man, righteous man, male white-collar man, fat man in suit.

Then, Wang Le was at the back.

……

obvious

Carrying too much weight affects speed.

After discovering this setting, Wang Le looked sad,

The old, weak, sick and disabled turned over to become landlords......

Is this game weight discriminatory!?

I saw that the women in front of me suddenly became more professional than professional players to snatch the gold coins on the road, Wang Le's heart was dripping blood, 100 gold coins is a game currency! I can summon one more meat-urinal for one in-game currency!

When the number of meat-urinals breaks the limit, I can rule the world!

Just when Wang Le was crying bitterly and complaining, there was a change in the troops at the front.

Two hundred meters away from the first little girl, there was a figure in front of her, who was not deeply educated in the world, and was definitely not a murderous little girl with a bloody axe, and quickly stepped on the brakes.

And when the little girl stopped completely, it was only ten meters away from the shadow in front of her.

I was finally able to see his true colors.

He has a big nose and a black beard, a blue sè overalls, a red sè long-sleeved underwear, and an M-shaped red hat with the logo xìng.

The world-famous and popular cartoon character - Mario!

"Wow! It's really Mario Wow!! The little girl's eyes sparkled with stars, and she looked like she had fulfilled her dream. Let out a sweet and greasy cry, "Uncle Mario~!" ”

And at this moment, Mario smiled and relied on his super motor nerves that crisscrossed the world, and stepped next to the little girl's car without two steps, then opened the car door and jumped to the little girl's side.

Still maintaining an amiable smile.

"Uncle Mario, do you want to play with Little Lingling? Uncle Mario......!? Forehead......! @#@！！！ @@！ The little girl kept her expression excited, but it turned into a series of "whoops——! Screams of unknown significance.

The contestants who were lined up behind the little girl saw the little girl's car sway in different places of origin, and then the clothes and shoes flew out of the window.

Next, the beautiful little fingers, two white and tender calves, the arms divided into pieces of meat, and then the kidneys, lungs, stomach, and other internal organs are thrown onto the road in turn. The plasma splattered on the body of the car as if it had been juiced. Since the car is fully open, the 14 participants can watch the whole live broadcast.

In the end, Uncle Mario casually threw the small bone on the side of the road. Touching his belly, he burped, and the corners of his mouth were still green and yellow with unwiped slurry, and he gave a thumbs up to the contestants behind him, as if to say that it tasted good.

The whole journey takes only 30 seconds......

"Vomit !!!!!!!" Almost all of the contestants were vomiting while driving, and this kind of raw broadcast was a bit too heavy for them.

Uncle Mario tears up little Lori raw

……

I'm bad! How can there be such a Mario!?

And I remember that the system of the cheating dad just now seemed to say that there was a lot of Mario......

Your sister! Didn't you say that it was a racing game? What the hell are you going to make trouble now!?

"Contest No. 4 was killed by the Prop Guardian and resurrected on the spot two minutes later." The cold voice of the system made an announcement.

After this Lori is resurrected, I remember the feeling of being torn and eaten raw, I don't know if it will go crazy......

Then, Uncle Mario, who had just finished his meal, turned into an invisible shadow and rushed towards the second-ranked old nǎinǎi.

Classic Skill: Acceleration ......

Seeing Uncle Mario running towards him, he was closest to the little Lori just now, and he got the clearest live broadcast picture, and the old nǎinǎi, who also felt the most profoundly, immediately had a frightened face.

"Ahhhh!!!!!!!h Don't come here. After screaming, he closed his eyes and spun around the wheel and frantically stepped on the accelerator, trying to turn and skim off Mario.

However, due to the turn and reducing the speed of the vehicle, Mario, who started the acceleration run, easily caught up with her, and then saw him jump slightly, and jumped to a meter away from the top of the old nǎi**, then curled his legs, folded his arms and hugged his legs, and smashed down with a terrifying speed after a 360-degree somersault.

"Boom !!" There was a loud bang, and the participants all felt the vehicle shake off the ground in an instant.

Classic skill: Jump up and smash people.

The oldest nǎinǎi turned into a mixture of meat sauce bones that had exploded due to the sudden arrival of enormous pressure.

Is this called Saya Jelly......

“yohoo！！！！” Uncle Mario let out a cry of delight, and then buried his head in munching on the jelly with puff.

"Contestant No. 15 was killed by the prop guardian and resurrected on the spot two minutes later"

……

I don't want to say anything more.

"Hoo ——。" In the short time that Uncle Mario buried himself in eating spaghetti with bolognese, the third-ranked mature woman white-collar worker with a blue face did not dare to look back, and finally breathed a sigh of relief after throwing him away for more than 20 meters.

But apparently not all of them are as strong as her.

"System! I'm quitting, I don't want to play this perverted game!! After watching the second episode of the XX HD broadcast, the fat woman at the top of the ranking collapsed, and she said a declaration of withdrawal with a fat face full of fat.

"Player number 13 is sure you want to quit? Withdrawal will result in a deduction of 20 in-game coins or xìng points. ”

"Exit! I'm quitting! The fat girl in the junior high school screamed.

"The player on the 13th decides to quit the game, deducts 20 game coins, the game currency is insufficient, randomly deducts 19 xìng points, the deduction is completed, and now the transmission ......"

Huang sè light pillar covered the obese girl in junior high school, and then disappeared.

"I'm quitting too!!" The old man, the male white-collar worker, the one-armed aunt, and the obese man in the suit also followed suit after seeing the fat woman in junior high school successfully quit the game, saying that they wanted to quit.

……

Well, before the first lap started 500 meters, a third of the people walked and hung up two people......

There are only seven people except for the two cat girls and Wang Le.

It seems that all racing games are nicknamed......

Crunch is the main point of this game.

(Can you give the kitten a little recommendation vote...... the kitten is full of shyness and moves the cat's ears, shaking two soft cat tails and asking for recommendation votes in a flat voice)

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