Chapter 1 First Encounter with Two Treasures
As soon as Hong Wu came, there were two people in ancient armor not far away, and one of them was staring at him intently.
"Third brother, come and see God." One of the more abstract-looking men with compact facial features tugged at the armor of the man next to him and stammered.
"Stupid, this is not Fanbang, where is the God from." The man who was called the third brother slapped the other man on the head and scolded.
"Third brother, come and see the immortals." The man who looks more abstract said weakly.
"God your sister's immortal, oh, no, there is no word 'your sister' in the Ming Dynasty. Immortal, your uncle, is obviously just a modern person. “
"I just saw him appear out of thin air."
"Then you are delusional from a coma for 400 years...."
The abstract man didn't believe it, he jumped in front of Hong Wu a few times, looked up and down, and whispered in his mouth: "Eh~ It's really a nose and two eyes, is it that I'm dazzled?" “
Hong Wu was already in a bad mood, and he was upset by this second goods, he slapped him to the ground, and the two of them didn't even see how Hong Wu made a move.
"Who hit me?" The abstract man looked around, and finally his eyes focused on Hong Wu, and he asked in a low voice, "Immortal, did you hit me?" ”
Syllable! He was answered with another big slap, and the abstract man fell to the ground again.
"Third brother, they are modern people bullying us ancient people." The abstract man touched his head and said with a look of grievance.
"How daring, dare to bully my brother. Look at the claws! The third brother rushed to Hong Wu with two ups and downs, and his fingers turned into claws to buckle Hong Wu's head, and his fingertips were really angry. Apparently wanting to put Hongwu to death.
Hong Wu waved his palm casually, much faster than the third brother, and before he could catch Hong Wu's head, he was hit in the chest by Hong Wu and flew out.
"The strength is a little smaller, the degree is not fast, and the true qi is not strong enough. You ancients are so weak! Hong Wu shook his head, very disappointed.
"Are people so strong now and now?" The abstract man stammered.
"They can go up to heaven and earth, and they can even destroy the earth." Hong Wu said lightly.
"Isn't that just like a fairy?" The abstract man muttered.
"Fourth brother. What nonsense to talk about with him, let's go together! The third brother became angry and yelled.
"But he's a god!" The abstract man cowered and didn't dare to move.
"The gods are also correct."
The abstract man was infected by his third brother's momentum, and the two attacked Hongwu together. The abstract man punched Hongwu in the chest. He shouted excitedly: "I hit the gods!" Before he finished his excitement. He felt that Hong Wu's chest had nowhere to focus, and his fist slid and hit his third brother's cheek on the other side.
"Bastard, what are you hitting me for!" The third brother said angrily.
"Mistakes, mistakes! Hey! The abstract man smiled awkwardly.
"Fight well!" The third brother pointed into a beak and pecked at Hongwu's eyes. Hong Wu hooked the abstract man's shoulders and made a short body, and the third brother's four fingers were all inserted into the abstract man's mouth.
"Woo... Ahh Third brother, there is a strange smell on your fingers. The abstract man spat a few times and retched a few times.
"Hey, hey! I haven't taken a bath in 400 years! The third brother smiled awkwardly, and after speaking, he picked his crotch with his hand.
"Third brother. The gods are too powerful, let's use a trick! The two brothers looked at each other. They all nodded in unison.
"Hmmm! Monkey steals peaches! "Fairy grape picking!"
"Look at my Tai Chi Divine Skill!" Hong Wu's strength is all over his body, and he has true qi to protect his body, he just slightly dragged the strength of the two to each other...
"Ahhh~" "Babbling~" The two brothers' eyes widened in unison and they let out unbearable moans.
"Third brother, you stole my peach, light! It's almost crushed by you~"
"Fourth brother, you also picked my grapes, and you pinched them~"
"My peach!" "My little grapes are not yet ripe..."The two brothers wailed in unison, which was a double torture of ** and soul.
"I can't fight yet." Hong Wudu hasn't enjoyed it yet, he thinks it's good to be with these two second goods, so that he doesn't have to think about those messy things.
"No more fighting, no fighting! Immortals spare their lives! The two brothers said in unison.
"Fourth brother, you see it's going to rain this weather, and our clothes haven't dried yet..."
Hong Wu ignored the two brothers, he took out a bottle of good wine and a steaming spicy chicken leg and sat on the side of the flower bed, and ate it himself, the smell of wine and food wafted everywhere.
The two brothers, who were still walking forward, stopped in unison, loosened their noses, traced the source of the fragrance and walked to the side of Hongwu, looking at Hongwu who was eating the fragrance.
"Goo!" The abstract man's stomach growled out of place.
"Fourth brother, is it okay to have a little dignity!" The third brother scolded, but as soon as he finished speaking, his own stomach also "growled".
"Third brother, I haven't eaten in four hundred years!" The abstract man's throat twitched, swallowing his saliva.
"Aren't you going home to collect your clothes?" Hong Wu took a sip of wine and let out a satisfied sigh.
"How can a manly man do some things about his mother-in-law's family." The third brother is righteous and righteous, and his face is full of domineering.
Hong Wu wasn't playing with the two, he took out two bottles of wine and some food and gave them to the two brothers, so that they could feast.
"Third brother, I'll just say he's a fairy, such a good wine and such a delicacy can be conjured, oops! It's spicy! It's so cool! It's exciting! The abstract man stuck out his tongue while eating, this spicy chicken leg is Sichuan-Hunan flavor.
"I'm not an immortal, my name is Hongwu, what's the matter with the two of you? Is it inconvenient to talk to me? ”
The three of them chatted while eating, and the two brothers knew everything about Hong Wu, and told all their origins.
"According to what you say, He Ying is the traitor?" Hong Wu asked after listening to the narrative of the abstract man, who is also a mastiff.
"It's just the four of us here, who else but him? It had to be him! The mastiff said in a very affirmative tone.
"Burn the pen! You also know there were four people there! He Ying is not a bad pen, how can he blatantly kill people and leave with a secret letter. Hong Wu slapped the sa mastiff over, and said with hatred that iron is not steel.
"Brother Wu, you mean big brother? That's right, it's all because the eldest brother is too weak, so I ignore him. By the way, Brother Wu, what do you mean? The sa mastiff patted his head, and finally remembered the big brother who had a low sense of savings.
"I don't know what the pen means, but when I met you today, I suddenly realized!" Hong Wu had a hint of sadness on his face, and his melancholy temperament could melt the soft hearts of all girls.
"It turns out that I still have such a big role." The sa mastiff was complacent.
"You are new to the city, why don't you follow me to get a good taste of the modern style. He Ying may not be the traitor, so don't keep thinking about chasing him, besides, the world is so big, you two may not be able to find it in your lifetime. Hong Wuti said.
"Good! All right! After Hong Wuyi's analysis, Samastiff's hatred for He Ying has decreased a lot, and he is not busy chasing him.
"You look too eye-catching, I'd better go buy you modern clothes to change into." The two of them are dressed in armor, and they look majestic, but they are nondescript in modern times.
Hong Kong is a city that never sleeps, there are not a few clothing stores that are open at night, just enter the store, a little girl who is bright and bright will greet her, look at the mastiff with a look of adoration, and say in a greasy voice: "You are Wang Baoqiang!" I like watching your movie the most, can I sign it? The little girl's watery eyes were full of hope and looked at the mastiff.
It turned out that this little girl saw the two brothers wearing ancient armor, and the sa mastiff looked like a star, and mistakenly thought that they had just finished filming.
"Brother Wu, who is Wang Baoqiang? Am I as handsome and dashing? The mastiff asked in a low voice.
"He's just like you, he's a tease." Hong Wu said lightly.
"What's a comic?"
"It's the kind of person who can bring joy to others."
Of course, such a simple thing as signing an autograph will satisfy this lovely little girl! "Where's the sign?" The mastiff looked around with his pen in his hand.
The sister-in-law blushed and pulled up her white T-shirt, revealing her tender white abdomen and the furrow under the round neck, which made the mastiff swallow her saliva.
"You just write and wish the well-behaved and lovely little spirit a happy and beautiful day every day." Xiao Linggu tilted her head and thought about it, and said.
Sa Mastiff wrote these lines smoothly, and during the process, he inadvertently touched the pair of beautiful pairs on Xiao Ling's chest, which made him excited.
In order to repay the Mastiff's signature, Xiao Ling decided to give him a 20% discount. Hong Wu chose two sets of casual clothes for the two, and after changing them, they were much more pleasing to the eye, except for the messy head.
The two pieces of armor could not be thrown away, and Hongwu took out a bag from the ring and threw it to the samastiff, asking him to put the armor on.
"This bag is so sturdy, how did you make it?" The mastiff asked as he pulled the cloth bag.
"This is the hiking bag I bought last year, and it's hard-wearing."
The clothes were done, but their heads were still in disarray, and Hong Wu led them two or three streets, and the shops were closed, until they saw a gallery in an alley.
"The gallery and the shop should be about the same. This is it! Hong Wu led the two of them in, and as soon as they entered, several scantily clad women sat on the sand of the store, scratching their postures.
Seeing Hong Wu come in, one of the older women came over with a smile on her face and asked, "How many bosses, wash the big head or the small head?" “
"Brother Wu, shaving your head is still divided into a big head and a small head?" The mastiff looks like a studious baby.
"Don't talk too much, little ones." Hong Wu scolded, so frightened that the mastiff immediately shut up, and then he turned his head and said to the middle-aged proprietress: "Wash the two of them first, okay?" "Although this shop sells dog meat on sheep's heads, it is good that the tools are complete, and it should be no problem to cut and blow and wash. (To be continued!)
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