In the snow-capped northeastern suburbs, in the huge living room of the villa, a double soft bed is placed for a long time. A thin, lean man for a long time wears a special restraint suit for the mentally ill, and is tied up on a soft bed. The man's eyes were staring blankly at the ceiling. The mouth kept pretending to be an animal-like sound.

After seeing his face clearly when he walks around, he can scare people. I saw that this man's mouth was so rotten that he had the face of a fox. From time to time, the corners of the mouth are sprayed with liquid like ink, and where the liquid is splashed, it emits a smell similar to that emitted by the smell of dead fish.

There are dozens of men and women standing far away in this living room, and the eyes of these people are all staring at the thin man lying on the bed, but in their eyes, in addition to the frightened gaze, only the two towns really show the expression of dealing with the deputy of the close.

Sun Fatzi and I were next to the thin man, and I sat cross-legged at the feet of the thin man. There is a black hijab on his head, which is matched with the lyrics in the fat man's mouth to make one action after another.

The guy tied to the bed is the local head room, and it is Sun Fatzi's home - his surname is Sun Liancheng, and he can be seen in almost all the local money-making businesses. Don't look at him now that he is not a human being, and a fox is not a fox. Who would have thought that just half a year ago, this head room was still vulgar in the brain, and all the indicators of his body exceeded the standard. A big fat man who has to catch seven or eight dinners a day. Originally, although the mouth rot was not handsome, the negative code was quite good. The reason why Boss Sun has become the current virtue is that he has to start talking about losses half a year ago.

Half a year ago, Boss Sun took another strange path and bought a piece of land in a deep mountain and old forest for a long time, intending to build a high economic club away from the hustle and bustle of the city. But just after the workers went up the mountain. While the foundation was being excavated, an unusual substitution was discovered.

When the workers were digging the foundation, they unintentionally dug through a huge underground cavern. Because the scale of this cave is too large, at first I thought it was an ancient underground tomb. At that time, the workers who participated in the excavation of the book looked at it as a pretending to be customary, and they dug it anyway without digging. Now it's better to dig it down directly to see what other treasures are buried in it, maybe you will rely on the treasures in it to buy a house and land in the future.

But after digging down, I realized that it was not so represented. There was nothing in the cave except for tens of thousands of fox corpses and a stone tablet carved with a fox's head carved into it. The tens of thousands of dead foxes were stiff, almost all of them had been dried, and there was not a single sign of corruption.

Some of the old workers were straight-eyed on the spot, they were all locals in the Northeast, and they had heard of some of the ancestors of the Five Great Immortals in the Northeast. Coupled with such a scene, anyone who watched the legs and stomachs turned tendons. At that moment, all the workers didn't have the heart to do anything, and there were a few older ones, who found a red rope to surround this fox grave, and then began to burn incense and kowtow to the fox grave. The project manager who watched the scene was Boss Sun's brother-in-law, and he really pointed out that the crowd could not move these workers, so he could only call and make a call to compare the surrogacy here with his brother-in-law. However, he didn't explain what he was talking about on the phone, only saying that he was digging a few foxes, and the workers at the construction site were frightened and didn't dare to start work.

At that time, Boss Sun was on the phone, weren't they just a few dead foxes? And not dead. As for the fact that even the work has stopped? After scolding his brother-in-law for being bloody, he personally led people to the construction site in the deep mountains and old forests.

When Boss Sun got out of the car and saw the scene in front of him, he was also shocked by this scene. Only then did I understand that his brother-in-law did not give the truth on the phone, where is this still the generation of a few foxes? Now throw all the fox traps in the whole mountain inside, and you will be able to fill this underground cavern.

However, Boss Sun is stubborn, and he will continue to be tough to the end. In this construction site, he has to eat 100,000 yuan a day, although Boss Sun's family has a big business, but he can't afford to break his neck like this. Boss Sun first called several big foremen to serve, and proved that they had outnumbered the dead fox below and put it away, and found a place to bury it first. Then immediately permit the workers to return to work.

However, after Boss Sun finished speaking, the rotten color of these big foremen suddenly did not look good. After a long time, the foreman, who was still young, blinked bitterly and said, "Boss, don't dare to dig anymore." You also see that there are more than 10,000 fox fairies below, and as the old saying goes, this place is called Xuanyuan Tomb. It is already a big disrespect to disturb the fox fairies, and now we should refill this place with soil, and then sacrifice dozens of chickens to prove that the fox fairies are to blame. Boss, it's just to trouble you to break the trouble again, change places and continue our world."

"Don't talk to me about this!" Boss Sun glared at the old foreman and shouted: "Just a few dead foxes, you still take it seriously, change places - do you know how much money Lao Tzu spent here?" Just to build roads and services, I spent six million! Also fox fairy fox fairy, if there is really that, you shouted to impersonate a half-testimony I have seen it! ”

The more Boss Sun shouted, the more excited he became, and Empress Yang didn't care about these foremen. He took a few of his men to the warehouse to dump two barrels of gasoline. Boss Sun personally poured gasoline on the dead fox in the hole, and burned tens of thousands of dead foxes into charcoal in front of the workers.

There were really a few workers who wanted to stop Boss Sun, but unfortunately they were all stopped outside by the people who were brought by Boss Sun. Just as the foxes were about to burn clean, a black smoke erupted from the charred bodies of the foxes. It's just a moment's effort, this black smoke is overwhelming this construction site.

Except for being a little scared, others don't have any unusual feelings. It's just that I heard a few screams suddenly happening at Boss Sun's position, and everyone didn't know what kind of substitution was born, but fortunately, the black smoke was served quickly and went quickly. After a few moments, the black smoke was gone.

After the black smoke disappeared, it was found that Boss Sun had fallen to the ground. His rotten muscles trembled, and his face had turned into a fox's twitch.

At that moment, everyone was stunned by Boss Sun's strange appearance, and no one dared to step aside from a distance. Empress Yang was still Sun Liancheng's brother-in-law, who resisted impersonation for 100,000 yuan on the spot, so he bought a few bold Boss Sun and sent them to the local hospital for dozens of miles all the way.

Such a disease cannot be seen by ordinary doctors. The doctor on duty was also stupid, not to mention the treatment of such a 'disease', he had never even heard of it. After Yang Hou, who was still the dean in charge of business, saw it, he blinked in a cold sweat and pulled Boss Sun's family who rushed to the corner after hearing the news.

"People are like this, and you are still sent to the hospital. Interesting? "As soon as the old dean was rotten, he almost said 'Are you in service of smashing the field?'

At this time, after Boss Sun's family members saw Sun Liancheng's appearance, they were basically frightened. Yang Da was Sun Liancheng's maternal uncle at the scene. The old man has been thick for a long time and has some knowledge, and at the moment, the widows pulled Boss Sun to this country villa. According to the original intention of the Sun family, they wanted to pull him back to the mansion in the provincial capital, but they were afraid that if Boss Sun's current honor was photographed by reporters, even if it was put on the Internet, it would be a great substitution.

So, from that day on, the boss of the negative grandson was stationed in this villa. And his relatives and friends did not blink, and began to blink to Boss Sun to find a solution to the problem.

In the minds of the locals for a long time, except for the dancing god and the tooth instein, the others belonged to feudal superstition. Since Toothinstein's set is useless, let's find the great god to enter the house.

The Sun family is also a big business, and they found more than a dozen jumping god clothes for Boss Sun to exorcise evil spirits. After most of these people who danced the great gods saw Sun Liancheng's appearance, they turned around and left without saying a word.

From beginning to end, there were only two buddies who insisted on serving from the border counties, and they didn't even see Boss Sun's face, so they blinked their chests to ensure that God was eliminated, and when they saw Sun Liancheng's appearance, they turned white. The two gods closed their eyes and sang a few words, and then began to foam at the mouth. He can still get better, and the god on the bed fell directly into Boss Sun's arms and convulsed.

But that's it, the two brothers of the two gods still bat at the mouth while singing this great god. After the generation, Boss Sun was still a fox rot, and he giggled at the god who was still twitching in his arms. The buddy who danced the two gods first snatched the big god from the bed, then wiped the white foam from the corner of his mouth, and said to Boss Sun's uncle in a mournful blink: "Boss, it's not easy to make hard money, how many goods?"

According to the rules, even if the two brothers are smashed, they can be blown away by giving the two apples as customary. However, Sun Liancheng's uncle still said: "Don't worry, I will give you enough money, you two are so dedicated......"

It doesn't work to find a jumping god to solve the problem locally, and Sun Liancheng's relatives have no choice but to find a way to hope that other provinces and cities will have masters of dancing gods. This way turned around and turned to Monk Xiao, and this old guy also made a special trip to see Boss Sun's situation. It's just that the requirements of the main family are too harsh, except for the dancing god, everything else is feudal superstition. You can't poison poor Sun Liancheng again with clothes.

The old master Xiao also has a way to exorcise evil spirits for Boss Sun, but the other party doesn't want anything except the dancing god, and the premise is that Monk Xiao is difficult. Seeing that it was impossible not to turn the money in his hand, he thought of me and Sun Fatzi when he wanted to go.

At that time, the polling bureau had been laid off for more than half a year, and Sun Fatzi's folk and religious studio and I had been officially open for a while. Shao Yiyi and Huang Ran, Meng Qiqi and Zhang Zhiyan also joined the service one after another, but after all, they were still just negative, and during the previous poll bureau, they were used to waiting for supernatural generations from all over the country to be photographed every day. Now if you have to look for business on your own, you will know the difference between state-owned and private enterprises. In addition, if you have to raise Yang Jun and Yang Xiao for idle meals, it will be even more stretched.

When the polling bureau was abolished, Sun Fatzi took Eryang to the folk religion studio with great difficulty. I think that as long as these two guys are around, even if they encounter dangerous substitutes, they can solve it. It's really not good, and Wu Rendi's great god, but Sun Fatzi is still a little stunned by Wu Rendi, so if such a god-like character can not be provoked, it is better not to provoke as much as possible.

After a bargain with Monk Xiao, Sun Fatzi took over the business, and the auction remuneration obtained was the same as that of Old Master Xiao. After some preparations, I, Sun Fatzi and Huang Ran set off to Boss Sun's villa.

After arriving in the local area, we did not go directly to meet Boss Sun's family. Instead, he hid in the hotel for a long time, and made up for the knowledge of dancing the great god all night. Although I also saw a few god dances when I was a child, but after I entered the poll bureau, I realized that those people were basically gods with money, but why vaguely, I seemed to remember that there was still a monk Xiao among these magic sticks......

said that it was a bad supplement, but in fact, it was to find a bunch of books and videos about the god of dancing to watch. Including the archives from the data room before the poll bureau was abolished, but the time was too rushed, Sun Fatzi had no interest in the text materials, he just blinked the computer and watched a video about the dancing god all night.

After reading it, Sun Fatzi began to rank the roles between us. He is the two gods who are responsible for rapping and singing, I just need to sit on the bed honestly and play for Sun Fatzi. Then see the right time, take advantage of the fact that the people around you are not paying attention, and take the risk to solve Boss Sun's trouble.

Huang Ran is in charge of driving, if we can't be even, we will pull him to pretend to be obedient, how to say that President Huang was also the first big boss of the Religious Committee Yang Hou, this kind of substitution is not difficult for him.

Early the next morning, we villagers arrived at Boss Sun's villa. Because I have been contacted before, although the relatives of the Sun family are a little confused about the age of me and Sun Fatzi, Boss Sun has been 'sick' for more than half a year, and he is really not far from death if he continues like this. Now we can only use dead horses as a strong horse doctor, let's try it, anyway, it's like this, how bad can it be?

It was Boss Sun's uncle who personally took me and Sun Fatzi to Sun Liancheng's house, and after entering the door, I saw a huge fox blinking on the body of the man lying on the bed. When this fox saw me and Fat Sun take over, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he actually made a sneering expression.

But after an instant, the fox's rotten color changed, and its eyes stared motionlessly at my slightly bulging waist, and two short brakes called "sin" and "punishment" were inserted in it, which was still obtained from Wu Rendi Yang's opponent, although it had not been used a few times, but this fox clearly showed that he was afraid of these two short brakes. It's easy to know that you have something to fear......

After greeting the people of the Sun family for a few words, Sun Fatzi immediately made a package ticket: "A pair is wrapped in our brothers, it's not for me to say, as long as it's not the nine-tailed fox Su Daji who has been resurrected, he can't escape the palm of our brothers, the spicy ......., right?" ”

When he said Mao Yang's last sentence, Sun Fatzi's confidence was not so sufficient. After the end of the substitution, he told me that his ability to look at the eye of the sky was too weak, and he could only vaguely see a misty thing blinking on Boss Sun's body, and Yang Hou said that, asking me if I was sure.

"Hmm" I nodded, and Ying and the fat man said, "A little fox, it's not a big problem"

With my words. Sun Fatzi's heart fell to the ground, and after a few more nonsense, we changed into the clothes of the dancing god, and I did it to Boss Sun's bed, after the fox saw me leaning aside, he first opened his mouth and kept intimidating, seeing that it had no effect, I still walked more and more to the side, this fox actually pulled out Boss Sun's mouth, poked his head out, and the whole body blinked Sun Liancheng's mouth and drilled into his body.

This process is also a blink of an eye, but when I want to stop it, the fox has completely drilled in, its size is huge, I can't imagine that after drilling in, Boss Sun's body shape still hasn't changed at all. Clip the music.

It's a bit troublesome now, and now I can only take one step at a time......

After I sat down, Sun Fat Zi Vulgar began his performance, this fat guy first beat the Wenwang drum for a while, I didn't expect that it was just one night, he could actually beat in the cavity in the version, and when I was a child, I heard the drum tune of the dancing god can not be said to be exactly the same, and it is not too much. Even the people of the Sun family who were pressing the formation around listened to Lian Lian and nodded.

After a burst of King Wen's drum beating, Sun Fatzi opened his mouth and sang. After singing this voice, he almost threw me out of bed, and he sang about the two-person turn, or the horse widow opening a shop...

After the two of them sang this sentence and pretended to be obedient, the rotten color of the people around them changed on the spot. Almost all of the people who saw the clothes were gloomy and began to be ruthless, it seems that as long as there is a leader, this group of people can rush through the clothes and make a fat meal for me and Sun Fatzi. I'm not afraid of fighting, but I'm going to do it for the sake of a horse widow, so what's the reason......

Seeing that the situation was about to tremble, Uncle Sun Liancheng, who was the eldest of the other party's ranks, spoke: "Be honest and blink!" Wait until they finish dancing the gods, it's easy to say that Liancheng has woken up and dressed, and Liancheng can't wake up and break the legs of these two calves."

After saying this, the restless voice slowly subsided, but everyone's eyes still stared at me and Sun Fatzi viciously. Fortunately, Sun Fatzi's psychological element is excellent, as if nothing happened, he still looks like he is smiling and grinning, and he turns the lyrics to the dancing god again.

After a few opening sentences, Sun Fatzi sang the main words: "I will serve the immortal family to please - please Yuan Shi Tianzun" and blink Sun Fatzi's words, I straightened my body, and put on a posture with my hand. Sun Fatzi invited two immortals one after another, and I followed his words and made various poses.

This opening has been regular for a long time, and the noise from the back is much quieter. But bad luck is bad luck in the fourth immortal family, when singing here, Sun Liancheng's mouth suddenly opened, a fox head drilled out of the suit, and shouted at Sun Fatman, attracting his attention, after this person and a fox glanced at each other, this fox quickly retracted his head before I was about to start pulling it from Boss Sun's mouth.

After Leng Buding and the fox glanced at each other, Sun Fatzi opened his eyes and could see the fox's true appearance, and he couldn't help but shudder. Although for the two of us, I have seen a lot of such scenes before, but I don't know why, after glancing at the fox like this, Sun Fatzi actually forgot the lyrics behind him, and his head is now blank.

After humming and chirping a few words, this product finally began to make up blindly: "Fourth, please Jay Chou..."

As soon as this sentence was overwhelming, everyone was stunned, including me. When everyone behind me heard the new word, their eyes were on me to see how I would react. After holding it for a long time, I finally reached out and gestured, and sang vaguely in my mouth: "Quick...... Hurry up with nunchucks - huh, hey! ”

Seeing that I picked it up, Sun Fatzi continued to make up: "Five please Song people's music ......"

"Spicy...... Babes ...... Spicy" - Sun Dasheng, your uncle's!

When I asked Jay Chou to take off, everyone behind me thought they hadn't heard it clearly, and they didn't know which new god this surname Zhou was. But Song Zi and everyone listened to it so well, especially after this hot girl, not to mention the relatives and friends of the Sun family behind him, even Uncle Sun Liancheng, who had always been calm, couldn't sit still, the old man jumped directly from the chair, and tremblingly pointed at me and Sun Fatzi and shouted loudly: "Cut them!" ”

"Boom!" With a bang, almost all the Sun family, both men and women, rushed to the service. Seeing that the blink was about to rush in front of me and Sun Fatzi, the fox's head once again showed its impostor from Sun Liancheng's mouth, this time I was on guard, and at the moment when it showed its head, I stretched out my hand to rob the subdue, grabbed the fox's neck between the lightning and flint, lifted it up, and pulled the whole fox out of Sun Liancheng's mouth.

The moment I pulled the fox into the clothes, my other hand had already pulled out the clothes from the sin brake inserted behind my waist, and instantly stabbed into the fox's heart, and swiped downward. The whole amount of money went into the water and held the pretending suit, the four foxes were in the air for a long time, but they couldn't resist, Yang Hou grinned and screamed, "Wow!" ”

This voice is not only me and Sun Fatzi, but even everyone in the Sun family who has rushed to us has heard it. The few people who rushed in front of Yang sat down on the ground in fright, and then everyone saw a dead fox appear on my hand. R832