Verse 116, Beauty and the Beast
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Liu Shoucai heard that Qian Xiang's father said to Duanmu Yun in a very low voice: "Even if you don't do it, won't I do it myself?" Isn't it just digging a pit and burying it together? ”
Hearing this, Liu Shoucai couldn't laugh or cry, this kind of person is really ...... It's really a special mother's audacity!
In the tomb, it is not that there are none who are united, and they must be unmarried brothers, husbands and wives who have worshipped heaven and earth, and children who have not yet given birth to their mothers. (Please search for the fastest novel website!)
Otherwise, there must be a distinction between priority and subordination, who becomes the master, and who accompanies the burial? In fact, the living burial and burial were originally a very extreme evil method, the monarch was just created during the obscurant period, and the divine right and the monarchy stood side by side, in order to ensure that the divine power did not decline, the cultivators at that time used various methods to envelop the monarch, this very extreme method was created in that period in order to please the ruler, and the ghost marriage was born in this method, in essence, it was just to remove the slave brand, and change it to the brand of husband and wife.
But this kind of thing must be led by the right person, at the right time, and in the right way, otherwise not only will it not be branded as husband and wife, but on the contrary, it will be fought for because of one tomb and two corpses, and if it can't be competed for, it will try its best to absorb power, and eventually it will inevitably embark on the road of absorbing sin and evil spirits, and become a powerful demon head.
Not to mention Qian Xiang's father's argument of 'two people digging pits and burying them together', it is simply to lay a solid foundation for himself to find the rhythm of death, and his steps are fast, and he is definitely the one who dies the fastest.
With a sneer, Liu Shoucai had to start to suspect something that he shouldn't suspect.
Why is this Qian Xiang's father so eager to marry his daughter out in the form of a secret marriage? What makes him so anxious and impatient?
Two days is enough time to see a person clearly, this is Liu Shoucai's definition, there are some things that are not clear to the living, but the dead are very clear, such as the one lying in the grave, just find it and ask.
Life is wrong, death is wrong, if you want to hook the Hellfire Path, it is absolutely impossible to enter the Netherworld, and those who are not on the book of life and death are not qualified to enter at all.
Liu Shoucai sneered at the beginning, turned around and walked down the mountain, and said when he passed by Duanmuyun's side as he walked: "Let's go, what do you care about this kind of thing that can kill a family?" Don't be afraid to put your life into it. ”
Liu Shoucai said half-truths and half-truths, and he deliberately pronounced the three words 'dead family' very seriously.
If you want to say why Qian Xiang's father is in a hurry to marry his daughter, let's not talk about it for the time being, but most of the countrymen will believe some of these ghosts and gods, otherwise no one will agree to make a secret marriage, and it is because he died outside, and he buried his own daughter alone in such a ravine.
I don't know how stubborn I was before, but when Liu Shoucai said a curse similar to 'dead the whole family', Qian Xiang's father suddenly shouted, "You stop me!" ”
Liu Shoucai stood as he said, and took the initiative to turn around and smile: "Is there something wrong with Mr. Qian?" ”
"What did you just say? Seeing how young you are, why do you speak so viciously? Qian Xiang's father was full of anger, but under his eyes, Liu Shoucai caught a flash of fear.
The corners of his mouth were raised, and Liu Shoucai said, "Is it vicious? You can live when you do iniquity in heaven, but you cannot live when you do it yourself. You are the father of the deceased, and it must make sense to hold a secret marriage for your daughter, I don't know what your reason is, but I advise you not to do it self-righteously, digging a pit and burying it together is called marriage? What heaven and earth do living people worship like that? What woman to chase? How good is it to pick up your pants directly? Lift your pants and still don't admit it.
The person who really commits the taboo is you, Duanmu Yun and I have no interest or obligation to accompany you to suffer from sins and sufferings, and maybe you will have to take half a life. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that if a ghast is a corpse, it's not a ghost, it's a corpse. ”
After saying a lot, Liu Shoucai suddenly felt that he had lost money! Knowing that this is an impossible to make money deal, why is Mao still so enthusiastic and active? I really want to slap myself, think about it, forget it, it hurts.
Qian Xiang's father didn't hear anything else, the sentence 'The real person who is jealous is you' is like Hong Zhong Da Lu shook his ear drums, and it was really different in his heart to be like this.
He was trembling all over, and seemed to break out in a slight cold sweat.
Liu Shoucai was just thinking that it was done, but he saw Qian Xiang's father gritting his teeth and said viciously: "Get out!" Isn't it just a secret marriage? The people who understand are not the only ones from the Duanmu family, so I don't believe that the huge country can't find anyone who really understands. ”
After speaking, this person turned around and left, without the slightest scruple about growing his mouth, Liu Shoucai, who was stunned with stunned eyes, and Duanmu Yun, who was also with his mouth open.
"That...... Uncle, what should we do? Duanmu Yun was a little overwhelmed.
Liu Shoucai frowned and said, "Let's go, let's go back." Don't get involved here, it's not good for you. ”
Duanmu Yun was a little bit second and said, "Then I'll go and return the money to him." ”
Liu Shoucai closed his eyes and said, "Can you be the best?" ”
Duanmu Yun nodded and replied affirmatively, "Yes!" ”
……
The money must not be returned, in fact, Duanmu Yun doesn't know, but Liu Shoucai can see it.
That is, when Qian Xiang's father said those words, his head was covered with a layer of death.
This kind of thing is actually rare, unless there is a great change of fate, and people who should not die suddenly appear before they die. But those who are destined to die will not have this kind of dead air.
The appearance of dead air represents a twist of fate.
On the way back, Liu Shoucai and Duanmu Yun didn't mind holding and gnawing on it, this kind of thing contains merit, although it is not very much, but no matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat, Liu Shoucai still understands.
As for Duanmu Yun's happiness, it is because she, the woman who picks the door, said, 'Uncle, I haven't eaten fruit for a long time.' ’
Babble, why is this girl more slamming the door than Lao Tzu? This is Liu Shoucai's heartfelt words.
After returning to Laogui Town, Liu Shoucai took Duanmu Yun to the guest house, and promised to introduce Xiaobai to her.
However, Liu Shoucai forgot one thing.
This grandson is a well-known pervert, and the first thing he saw was to fly up, shouting in his mouth: "Wow, beauty, beauty, white and tender beauty." The yin qi on the body is so heavy, I like Uncle Bai! The beauty came to give Uncle Bai a first! ”
Liu Shoucai acted smartly, slapped Xiaobai on the ground with a slap, and became a famous dish of 'Grilled Chicken'.
The voice is also similar to 'snapping', and then Xiao Bai is lying on the ground, looking up from Duanmu Yun's white and tender calves with his head held high, and he said cheaply in his mouth: "Xiao Liuzi, you are not kind, let Uncle Bai watch this kid Badou at home, but you go out to pick up your sister!" Didn't you just swallow the 'Meritorious Red Spirit', what can you do at this time? It's better to leave it to Uncle Bai to hook up. ”
Liu Shoucai stepped on Xiaobai's mouth with one foot and sealed the nonsense of this goods.
Then he was very embarrassed to say to Duanmu Yun: "I'm sorry, I forgot the virtue of this product." ”
But!!!
Liu Shoucai saw that Duanmu Yun's eyes had become a 'heart' shape, his face, body, and all his inner and outer temperament had become a girl, and his pink mouth popped out: "Wow, what a cute chicken, come and hug my sister!" Yes! Uncle, why are you stepping on it!! ”
Liu Shoucai shuddered, hurriedly raised his feet, and saw Duanmu Yun flying up with surprise in his eyes, 'saving' Xiaobai away, and holding it to his chest.
Xiaobai, a cheap bird, didn't bother to pay attention to Liu Shoucai's trampling on the dignity of his spirit beast at this time, and reveled in the beauty's chest with a full expression, rubbing and rubbing with its head!
Depend on!
Liu Shoucai felt that the combination of Beauty and the Beast was the most joyful in the world, but the scenery he saw now made Liu Shoucai overturn the definition of 'joy' and change it to ...... Perverted!
Duanmu Yun chattered and Xiao Bai confronted each other, Xiao Bai flapped his wings, patted and patted Duanmu Yun's chest, and from time to time he squeezed his eyes at Liu Shoucai, looking for a cheap look on his face.
Not to mention, in addition to the combination of beauty and the beast, the voices of these two goods are really unique.
Duanmu Yun's voice was like an old woman, shriveled and short of breath. And Xiaobai's voice is like a broken gong, this man and beast have achieved the supreme realm of seeing each other with this unique voice!
Your sister!
I wish you all really could hook up and rape! Liu Shoucai swears, this sentence is from the heart, and the cliff is not jealousy!