The next morning, when it was still dark, Wei Xiong shook me and the fat man vigorously

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Wei Xiong, who was close at hand, with wide eyes and a reluctant look at me and the fat man.

Wei Xiong sighed and said reluctantly: "Haisheng, Brother Qiang, I have to go, hurry back to Guangdong, and set off with my uncle in the evening." ”

I slept in a daze and shook my hand lazily: "Let's go, let's go, see you next time." But after saying that, I woke up suddenly.

Damn, the Longquan Sword hasn't been given to him yet! I didn't say anything about the clothes.

Immediately, I jumped up like a cow with its tail stepped on.

"Wait, don't go yet!" I woke up quickly, but the fat man was faster than me, and grabbed Wei Xiong, who was walking out the door.

"What are you doing?" Wei Xiong turned around and looked at the fat man puzzled.

"Actually, it's nothing, it's just, well, I've been working on a spell recently" The fat man paused for a moment, and leaned in close to the guard and said with a smile: "That spell can attract peach blossoms." ”

"Can you recruit peach blossoms, are you serious?" Wei Xiong raised his eyebrows and rubbed his hands

"That's a must, the prince makes a move, don't talk about attracting peach blossoms, recruiting bees and butterflies. As long as I cast a small spell, I guarantee that after sixty days, countless pure girls will fly towards you, and you won't be able to dodge if you want to. The fat man slapped his chest heavily, leaned over to Wei Xiong's ear with a lewd smile, and a devilish temptation voice sounded in Wei Xiong's ears: "How is it, do you want to do this spell?" ”

I...... Look at the fat man now like a first-class magic stick.

It was only a moment before I understood the purpose of the fat man. He wanted to pretend to do a spell in the name of Wang Taohua, so that Wei Xiong could wear this dress tightly and at the same time give away the Longquan sword.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly leaned over and said, "Yes, that's it, this spell fat man has practiced for a long time to practice." I did it once for a bald man last time, alas...... Don't say it, people are struggling with which girl to marry after two months. ”

In order to force Wei Xiong to believe, I also made up a story about a bald man.

With my response, Wei Xiong not only really believed that there was such a spell, but also believed it. The speed of wheezing has obviously increased by a few rhythms, grabbing the fat man's sleeve and begging: "Brother Qiang, everyone is so familiar, there is no reason why you should not be cheap brother if there is a good thing!" ”

The fat man nodded as a matter of course: "This is necessary, who called everyone brothers!" ”

With that, he took Wei Xiong and ran into the room where he had cast the spell last night.

As for what they're messing with, I don't know. I only saw that when Wei Xiong came out, his face was full of spring breeze, and the whole person was obviously a hundred times more energetic. Mei Zizi hugged the Longquan Sword and couldn't put it down.

"Brother Qiang, why don't you say it, thank you this time! When I get rich, brother, I won't be able to look at you two in the future. Wei Xiong hugged the Longquan Sword and left with joy.

After I sent him out of the door, and watched him walk away, I asked the fat man very puzzled, "I said, what did you do here......

"Don't you see? I gave him a ritual in the name of Wang Taohua. Then I told him that all the mana was applied to the dress, and that if he wanted the peach blossoms to be vigorous, the clothes would have to be worn for a few more days. ”

"No, I'm curious how you got the peach blossom and the Longquan sword to be involved?"

The fat man took a deep breath, closed his eyes and reveled: "I'll tell him that this sword is a sword inherited from Yue Fei Yue Wangye, and the sword is stained with Yue Wangye's heroic breath...... So, he couldn't put it down. ”

After saying that, the fat man shrugged his shoulders and laughed proudly.

I...... Although this method is indeed clever, all Chinese know that Yue Wang Ye uses a gun. That Yuejia spear shook the past and the present, and it has been passed down through the ages, and when it came to you, it actually became a sword.

It is estimated that only the fat man's whimsical mind can come up with such a solution. Such a "truth" is estimated to be believed only by Wei Xiong, a big man who "hates to marry".

Either way, things have finally come to a happy end. Thinking of this, I fell back into the couch and slept peacefully.

I slept until about six o'clock in the evening, and when I woke up with my sleepy eyes open, I found that it was already dark.

Moreover, there were two more people in the room.

One is Si Lijing, and the other is Yao Yirong. The two of them both wore evening dresses together, Yao Yirong wore a rose-red suspender dress, while Si Lijing wore a pale yellow backless dress with white high heels and two crystal earrings on her ears.

The temperament of these two people is not different, one is hot and enthusiastic, and the other is full of mature and elegant ladylike temperament.

What surprised me even more was the fat man...... Wearing a plain white suit. At this moment, the bloated figure is long gone, replaced by a solemn and slightly mature face, and the whole body is filled with a unique temperament of a successful man.

"Alas...... Get up, it's time for us to go to the banquet" Yuan Qiu on the side pushed me, and then I realized that even Yuan Qiu had changed into a suit, wearing a pair of transparent gold-rimmed glasses, and his small squinted eyes leaked the peculiar light of a businessman.

"Banquet...... What kind of banquet, and, why did Yirong and Sister Jingjing come. "When I woke up, my head was very foggy.

"You forgot, today is Brother Zheng's birthday, we have to rush to the ball?" The fat man pushed it, then pointed at Yao Yirong and Si Lijing and said, "They are all dance partners I invited." ”

I just remembered that today is Chen Zheng's birthday, and Yuan Qiu and I, the fat man still have to go to the dance party tonight.

Hurriedly took the suit handed over by the fat man, ran into the bathroom and took a shower.

Coming out of the bathroom, the fat man looked at me in a white suit, and immediately squeezed: ", I can't see that you look like a dog in a suit." ”

I immediately gave him a blank look, took a comb and straightened my hair, and no longer bothered with the second thing that I didn't even know how to describe the compliment.

………………

At eight o'clock in the evening, the five of them, led by an Audi, came to a very strange but very splendid villa.

After we handed the invitation to the welcome at the door, the five of us were greeted straight in.

At this time, I suddenly noticed that the fat man's legs were shaking a little.

It doesn't make sense, how can we say that we have all seen high-ranking officials and nobles, there is no reason for fat people to have stage fright, right?

"Alas...... I said Wang Da Fat, why are your feet shaking around and shaking! Although this dance party is a little more advanced, there is nothing to be afraid of! I gave him a careful push.

"You don't know!" The fat man sighed bitterly, pursed his lips and said, "I thought I was going to be perfunctory today, there must be something delicious about abalone and shark fin, so I deliberately endured not eating." No, my stomach was so hungry that my feet trembled. ”

After a pause, he shook his head again and again and said, "No, I must eat a big meal when the dance party starts in a while to replenish the nutrients consumed." ”

Yao Yirong covered her small mouth and quipped: "Brother Viagra, you're not supplementing nutrition, you're supplementing fat!" ”

"Brother, is this fat?" The fat man glanced at Yao Yirong, pouted and said, "Brother, this is strong."

He nodded firmly: "My dad is right, a man like Maitreya Buddha is always the most charming." After a long time, the fat man clenched his fists again, smiled and showed a mouthful of big white teeth, that look, like Luffy, the comic book protagonist who became popular all over the world many years later.

After taking a deep breath, the fat man shouted in a tone full of hope and full of enthusiasm: "Come on, I want to be a man like Maitreya Buddha." ”

After speaking, he shook his hair, grabbed Si Lijing's shoulders and walked into the dance hall with his head raised.

I, Yuan Qiu, and Yao Yirong looked at each other outside the door, and were thundered by the fat man's narcissism.

Yuan Qiu suddenly sighed at this time, like a student with a strong desire for knowledge, looked at me and asked, "Haisheng, Brother Viagra's father and mother are both blood type B. ”

"Oh" I looked at Yuan Qiu very confused: "Why do you ask that?" ”

Yuan Qiu sighed, stared at the fat man's back and said with a deep gaze: "Don't you think that only two parents with blood type B can give birth to such a 2B child?" ”

I............

Half a sound, I could only sigh, and said faintly: "Comrade Big Fat has been moving forward conscientiously on the road of the second, although the road ahead is difficult, but he has a small strong heart that cannot be killed, so when the revolution has not yet succeeded, Comrade Big Fat will never give up." ”