It's not that there is no such possibility, maybe Lao Tzu, the king of Hades, just wants to tell Chen Ming that Lao Tzu is in charge of anyone's affairs, and he doesn't care about you, how much hatred and resentment is this? Think about it, so many lonely souls and wild ghosts are looking for Chen Ming to sue him, and one by one, but his own affairs can't be solved, how tired and crooked is his heart?

I feel sorry for Chen Ming, but there is another thing I don't understand, and asked: "In your last life, you were a teacher, and after you died, you were reincarnated, and you said it was in the past in terms of age, but why hasn't your appearance changed?" Recognizable at a glance? ”

Chen Ming said with a bitter face: "Since being reincarnated as a woman and being beaten to death, reincarnated, as long as it is a person, it is like this, regardless of whether it is male or female, even the red mole on the center of the eyebrows is the same. ”

Chen Ming said this, basically I didn't have anything to ask, looking at the vicissitudes in his eyes, it was really not the eyes that a young man should have, I couldn't help but ask: "You have lived so many lives, found so many ways, read so many books, there is really no way?" ”

"No, Mr. Lang, to tell you the truth, my problem is the same as your bowl, there is no solution, I have also thought about how to solve the bad luck brought by the bowl, if it can be solved, I don't mind the bowl being placed here with me, but I am already unlucky enough, plus the bowl, life is better than death, if I guess right, this bowl is Fahai's, right? There must be amazing gods and monsters in it, I'm not like you, and I still have a bit of Taoism, I will die quickly when I learn Taoism, so you let me live this life peacefully. ”

I'm a little embarrassed what Chen Ming said, he is really pitiful enough, and he is not a demonic character, and it is really unkind to put the bowl and bowl in other people's places. But Chen Ming is indeed smart enough, or has enough knowledge. I was surprised to guess the origin of the bowl and bowl. He didn't know who was in the bowl, but that's basically true.

Suddenly, I had an idea, Chen Ming has read so many books, lived for dozens of lifetimes, and is well-informed, if he knew that Mrs. Ma lived in the bowl, with his knowledge, would there be a way?

I hurriedly said to Chen Ming: "I won't tell you, the one who lives in the bowl is Jiang Ziya's wife. Ma's, is there anything you can do about it? ”

Hearing the name of Mrs. Ma, Chen Ming grew his mouth in surprise, and said to me in silence: "It's not that there is no way, it's that your method is wrong, Mr. Lang, you are different from me, you know the Tao, you can catch more ghosts and put them in the bowl." Ma's bad luck is powerful, it is not an atomic bomb, no matter how strong the ability of the Ke people is, they can't defeat everyone in the world. So there's a quantity, as long as you find enough for her to gram, you'll be fine. ”

Chen Ming's method is the same as what Li Yiling and I pondered. But the evil ghosts are too few to be caught, and the poor lonely ghosts can't be caught. There was no good way, so I nodded to Chen Ming helplessly: "Stay with the bowl." But if you can think of a solution to the bowl, can you tell me? I'm really unlucky enough, otherwise I wouldn't have thrown my burden around. ”

Xu is because he has been holding back his thoughts for several lifetimes, Chen Ming is not as hostile to me as before, and said to me: "If there is a way, I will definitely tell you, by the way, Mr. Lang, if possible, I don't want you to put my affairs on the show, it will cause me trouble." ”

Chen Ming said that there are no more than two kinds of troubles, one is to let the public know that there is such a person as him through a ghost on Friday, it is inevitable that he will be targeted by people with a heart, and there will be more lonely souls and wild ghosts to find him to complain, and the other is that he doesn't know how to offend Hades Laozi, and the punishment will never end, if it is spread out and is known by Hades Laozi, I am afraid that he will be even more angry, and Chen Ming's trouble will be even greater.

Dude is not an unreasonable person, if he really wants to broadcast it and bring trouble to Chen Ming, who is already in pain, it will be too much to say, I nodded and said to Chen Ming: "Don't worry, I will delete the recorded one now, it will not be broadcast, you continue to be your librarian, and you don't have to move." ”

In order to make Chen Ming believe, the buddy turned to the computer and deleted the video of the conversation between the two of us recorded with the camera, Chen Ming didn't expect the buddy to be quite unreasonable before, and after listening to his story, he agreed to his request so easily, and said: "Mr. Lang, I really didn't expect you to have a good time to talk." ”

I smiled bitterly at him helplessly and said, "It's still the same old saying, why bother to be hard!" ”

Chen Ming was leaving, and I didn't leave him, but when he was about to go out of the door, I suddenly remembered that he hadn't answered my previous question, and asked: "How did you offend the king of Hades, Laozi, after so many lifetimes of searching for answers, there is really no clue at all?" ”

Chen Ming paused and said to me: "It's not nothing, I found some clues in folklore, there is a person who offended the king of Hades Lao Tzu very ruthlessly, but I don't believe that I am that person, and I don't have any evidence to prove that I am that person." ”

"Who's that guy?" I asked hurriedly.

"Peng Zu!" Chen Ming left this name and turned around and left, leaving me stunned and sat on the chair for a long time without speaking, Peng Zu, a healthy and longevity health practitioner. According to ancient classics, Peng Zu is the great-great-grandson of Zhuan, and according to legend, he has lived for more than 800 years after Tang Yu, Xia Shang and other generations, and is a very important figure in Taoism. "Deliberately" once used him as a representative figure of the person who guided the cultivation of form.

How can it be? I thought about it again and again, turned around and sat down at the computer desk, and began to search for information about Peng Zu, and finally I found a folklore about Peng Zu, who is said to have lived for more than 800 years, and his wife married more than 100 people, and he is still red and refreshed. His last wife wanted to know the reason, so she said to Peng Zu: "Although I am young, my body is not as good as yours, please tell me the secret of longevity, and we will stay together for a long time." ”

Peng Zu looked at his beloved wife who was like a flower and jade, and was happy for a while, so he said: "It's useless to tell you, it was Lord Yama who accidentally tore my name off the book of life and death and made a paper twist, so I have lived until now." ”

In fact, the king of Hades had been paying attention to Peng Zu for a long time, but he couldn't find his name, so he sent two imps to the river in the village where Peng Zu lived to wash charcoal. It happened that Peng Zu's wife went down to the river to wash clothes, and saw two people washing charcoal, and there were words in their mouths: "Wash black charcoal, wash black charcoal, wash white black charcoal to sell for money." Peng Zu's wife said: "My father-in-law has lived for 808, and I have never heard that black charcoal can be whitewashed." ”

The two imps said they didn't believe it, so Peng Zu's wife told the two imps the secret of Peng Zu's longevity, and the imps immediately reported to the king of Hades, who found the paper twist and sent a ghost to hook Peng Zu away. The common people probably felt very sorry for this, so they spread a sentence: "Peng Zu has lived for eight hundred and eight, and he shouldn't say anything to his wife."

Could it be that folklore is true? If it is true, it is not difficult to understand why Lord Yama hates Chen Ming so much, this is a big leak of Lord Yama, he has lived secretly for more than 800 years, married more than 100 wives, lived a life like a god, and plans to hide it forever, if it weren't for the bad things of his last wife, maybe he would have lived until now.

Hades Laozi has made such a big mistake, and the order of heaven and earth has been destroyed, do you think he will be worried about Peng Zu? Since you like to live so much, then you will live forever, this life, only for the soul, retains the memory of life and life, lives under the supervision of the king of Hades, wants to cultivate, wants to live forever, there is no door, directly the ghost is caught back and continues to be reincarnated, this is the punishment, with the memory of continuous reincarnation.

However, I still found a small loophole in the story, before the Shang Dynasty, there was not even paper, how could there be a paper twist? Could it be that at that time, the prefecture was highly technological, and it was already able to make paper? I didn't understand, so I called Li Yiling and asked him what he thought.

After listening to what happened, Li Yiling said to me: "Mr. Lang, it is very likely that Chen Ming is Peng Zu, the underworld is different from the world, and the paper twist is just a saying, even if it is a bamboo slip, can't the king of Hades be used to deduct a foot or something?" In short, Peng Zu's matter is indeed the negligence of Lord Yama, but it is not right for Peng Zu to hide that he has lived for more than 800 years, without that practice, he has received so many blessings, and it is not unusual to have punishments, Mr. Lang, we can't control this matter, don't be stupid. ”

Of course I know that this matter can't be managed, a fool just cares about it, I owe Wu Lao Liu's yin debt, and the buddies are all hard to pay it back, if you let the king of Hades remember it, then the buddy will have no way to live, and who is okay and willing to offend the lord of Hades, buddy hasn't done that yet, not to mention that there is an old lady Ma who has no way to kill the buddy, or to sweep the snow in front of the door.

"Little brother, it's not easy for Chen Mingte, I don't plan to broadcast his affairs, but he also said that as long as I find enough evil ghosts and stuff them into the bowl for Mrs. Ma to stop, I can reduce my burden, and we still have to continue to look for clues."

"It's right not to broadcast it, although Chen Ming's matter is rare, but there are not many gimmicks, there will not be many people who believe it, and the effect of broadcasting is not much, if you let Hades Laozi think that you are talking to Chen Ming, you will fuck up, Mrs. Ma's matter, I am also thinking of a way, don't worry, don't hide it from you, there are really some clues, I'll go to you tomorrow to talk about it."

Li Yiling hung up the phone after speaking, but the buddy was very puzzled, I don't know what the clue Li Yiling said, although the funeral home is gloomy, there really hasn't been any major incident, so far, he hasn't even done a show, what clues can he have? Could it be that the corpses in the funeral home have all revolted? ”

Thinking wildly, he wanted to call Li Yiling again to ask, but he knew that he wouldn't say anything if he called, and then glanced at the bowl that was returned by Chen Ming and placed on the computer table, and the buddy sighed helplessly. (To be continued......)