Chapter 31: The Disgusting Approach
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I got up early in the morning, changed into a suit that I hadn't worn much, combed my hair that I thought was OK, and ran downstairs to buy a rose. (Please search, the novel is better and faster!)
I thought about what the storm told me to say, and I felt like throwing up, but I believed him one last time.
I held the roses, my heart fluttered very hard, and when I walked into the classroom, I hadn't started reading early, but Zhao Shanyu had already arrived, and I was sleeping on the table.
Wang Rui and Xu Hang were originally sitting in the back playing poker, but when they saw me come in, their eyes were straight, or the whole class was staring at me, only Zhao Shanyu was sleeping and didn't notice me.
I walked up to Zhao Shanyu, thinking about the words of the storm, and said, "Beauty, do you have time to have a cup of tea?" ”
Zhao Shanyu opened his eyes in a daze and glanced at me: "Cut, stupid hat." ”
After speaking, I was about to lie down and continue to sleep, I hurriedly took out the prepared Yoremi from behind me and handed it over: "Actually, you are my Yoremi." ”
I resisted an urge to vomit, and I felt a little cowardly in my heart, damn, this method of frightening the wind is too disgusting, although it is nothing to say so when watching the advertisement, but it is a different feeling when it really comes out of my mouth.
Zhao Shanyu also raised his head with interest, and said in a very cute voice: "It turns out that I am milk tea~"
Damn, the frightening wind really didn't lie to me, he told me that most girls would answer like this.
"Because of this, I can hold you in the palm of my hand." Before I finished speaking, I suddenly felt a fist hit my head, and I directly knocked me to the ground, and then Zhao Shanyu kicked me hard.
I hurriedly hugged my head and shouted, "Don't slap your face." ”
"Fuck your uncle, if you want to chase me, can you play some new tricks, disgusting old lady, even more disgusting than that East Evil." Zhao Shanyu scolded while kicking.
Zhao Shanyu estimated that he still had the strength left, and I hurriedly ran out of the classroom on my knees. Wang Rui and Xu Hang also came out with their mouths covered, and Wang Rui laughed wildly: "Haha, big brother, you sB, what about studying advertising?" ”
"Fuck it, it's an old grandson who taught me the method." I cursed.
"I'll go, if you really want to soak her, you have to ask me." Wang Rui said: "Although Zhao Shanyu asked you to chase her, you can't be too direct, girls don't like to say they love you and like you as soon as they open their mouths." ”
Wang Rui was simply possessed by a love saint in my eyes at this time, and I hurriedly asked, "What should I do then?" ”
"First you have to make her feel guilty about you, and then she will think of you often, and when a woman thinks of you often, you have already succeeded most of the time, such as you saved her, and finally you got hurt or something."
"Wait for recess exercises." Wang Rui swore and said: "You just need to ask her out for a walk in the playground." ”
I worked hard for two classes, and finally had a recess exercise, and after we finished the exercises, it was a casual activity, I saw that Zhao Shanyu wanted to go back to the classroom, I hurriedly said: "That Shanyu, take a walk with me." ”
"Oh?" Zhao Shanyu nodded, and did not refuse, and then she and I walked up on the edge of the football field.
Suddenly, a non-mainstream riding a bicycle hit Zhao Shanyu from behind at a fast speed, and I was standing on Zhao Shanyu's right, perhaps because I had more experience in dealing with ghosts and had a quick reaction ability.
Standing in front of Zhao Shanyu, I hit the bicycle, and the bicycle hit my stomach.
Fuck, it hurts to death, I held my stomach and scolded this non-mainstream: "Fuck your uncle, how do you ride?" ”
Zhao Shanyu didn't say a word, rushed up and kicked this non-mainstream downstream, and this non-mainstream hurriedly pointed at me and yelled: "Sister, don't fight, he arranged for me to hit me, I want to be a hero to save the United States." ”
", you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!" I scolded, when did I ask him to hit Zhao Yiyu?
That's right, Wang Rui!
him.
Zhao Shanyu glared at me again, without saying a word, turned around and left, I originally wanted to catch up, but this non-mainstream grabbed me and said: "Wang Rui said just now, you will give me a hundred yuan if I finish it." ”
"Damn, are you done? You killed me, find Wang Rui Na ** for it. I scolded, and then chased after Zhao Shanyu and grabbed Zhao Shanyu.
Zhao Shanyu turned around and scolded: "What are you doing?" ”
"No, you listen to me." As soon as I wanted to speak, Zhao Shanyu said: "If you want to chase me, chase me, don't play these tricks, originally I thought you were different from those other guys, it seems that I saw the wrong person." ”
After speaking, Zhao Shiyu walked to the classroom.
"I've been wronged." I yelled, ", I'm miserable."
I just wanted to leave, and suddenly saw Lao Zhang sitting in a corner smoking, as if he had often wandered when he was teaching us just now, I walked to him and sat down, also took out a cigarette and lit it, and asked him: "Lao Zhang, what is a person doing in this god?" ”
Lao Zhang didn't feel me sitting next to him at all, he glanced back at me, stood up and said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”
After saying that, Lao Zhang left.
It's strange, Lao Zhang is usually happy, how can he seem to have something on his mind today.
Suddenly my phone rang, I picked up the phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.
"Who?" I asked.
"Is it Zhang Lingfeng? I'm on the yellow team, what's the matter, don't you remember me? Team Huang said with a smile.
"Oh, Team Yellow, is there something going on?" I don't think this yellow team is going to talk to me and fart.
"It's really a bit of a thing, otherwise you can come to the police station, and I'll let the car pick you up from your school." Team Yellow said over there.
I hesitated, nodded and said, "Okay, you guys from the school are responsible for helping me ask for leave." ”
Then I went to the school gate and sat and smoked, and those teachers knew that we were in Lao Zhang's class, and they didn't bother to care about us smoking or anything.
I remember when I was a freshman in high school, a brother of Lao Zhang got married, he drank a lot of alcohol that day, and brought a cigarette back, and gave a pack to one of the people in our class who could smoke, and then he smoked in the playground in that physical education class.
Later, the principal passed by and saw Lao Zhang, who also drank too much, so he gave the principal a kick and smoked an ear scraper for the principal.
In the end, Lao Zhang didn't know what was going on, he wasn't expelled anyway, and the principal didn't mention it again, and then the teachers at the school didn't bother to care when they saw the people in our class smoking.
The principal can't take care of it, so what are they going to do?
Soon a police car drove to the school gate, and the yellow team came down with a smile, walked to the door and said a few words to the doorman, and then the doorman didn't stop me and let me out.
It's easier than you think.
After I got in the car, I asked curiously, "Team Huang, what did you tell him?" That's how to let me out. ”
"It's nothing, just say that you are suspected of a murder case and want to take you to investigate, and he will release you." Team Huang said with a smile.
"I'll go."