Chapter 3: You bite
In the kitchen, Li Yunfei was skillfully cooking dinner.
In the living room behind him, there was the noisy sound of a TV set, and it was clear that the stinky fart queen who had crossed over from another world was studying the TV as a product of the earth, and the TV channel had been constantly switched by her.
When Li Yunfei taught her how to use the TV, the little girl seemed to like this interesting thing and began to watch a variety of different channels.
In the interval between stir-frying, Li Yunfei looked at his right hand and slowly exhaled.
In the palm of his right hand, a soft flame was beating gently.
Elementary magic - fireball.
This magic was taught to him three months ago by a self-proclaimed legendary mage, and it was the most proficient spell he had ever mastered, and it was about as powerful as a weakened version of a grenade.
Not all time-travelers are just as troublesome as this Winter Empress, and sometimes there are some people who are good talkers.
Legendary magicians, martial artists, wandering swordsmen and the like, Li Yunfei met a few, and learned some interesting things from them—something that was not available on earth.
Although it is impossible to learn anything profound in two days, those who have traveled through are generally the best in their respective worlds, and the slightest leakage of knowledge from them is enough for ordinary people to be of infinite use—let alone in this earth, which is completely devoid of supernatural powers.
So far, Li Yunfei has learned a total of seven different magics, six martial arts techniques to defeat the enemy, and a very effective cultivation method.
However, among the knowledge taught by these time-travelers, what Li Yunfei cared about the most was the three-style sword path taught to him by the self-proclaimed wandering female swordsman - an invincible sword move that claimed to make an ordinary person invincible in the world in a short period of time.
It's a pity that in the earth, a world with no supernatural powers at all, Li Yunfei has not had a chance to verify whether the female swordsman is bragging for the time being.
"Li Yunfei! Li Yunfei, come over to me quickly, why doesn't this thing move? ”
The little girl's shouting suddenly came from behind him, interrupting Li Yunfei's contemplation.
He glanced back at the living room and frowned.
"What's wrong again?"
"What the hell is going on with this thing called a TV suddenly not moving? Come and take a look at me, do you hear me? ”
The little girl shouted in the living room, calling Li Yunfei as a matter of course.
After this stinky little girl was freed from the boredom of not being able to conquer and use the new world of the earth, she quickly returned to the very beginning of the arrogant command, unscrupulously calling Li Yunfei, really like the queen calling the servants.
In order to stabilize her and prevent her from making any trouble in the past two days, as long as it is not an excessive request, Li Yunfei is trying his best to meet her.
However, this time Li Yunfei rarely ignored her, continued to fry the vegetables, and was unmoved.
"If it's broken, it's broken, you can just watch the TV show on this station, and I'll help you see what's going on when I'm cooking the dishes."
For Li Yunfei's perfunctory, the little girl was naturally angry.
She shouted angrily in the living room, "Give you ten seconds to come over, or I'll smash your TV, believe it or not?" ”
Li Yunfei stir-fried the vegetables expressionlessly, and replied lightly, "If you dare to smash the TV, then you won't have dinner tonight." ”
The little girl was even angrier.
"You damned native! Are you threatening the king? Do you want to die once? You inferior creature of the other world! Believe it or not, this king blew up your living room? ”
"Feel free to blow it up if you can blow it up."
Li Yunfei replied expressionlessly, not believing that this little girl who had lost her strength still had the ability to blow up the entire living room.
For this kind of guy who thinks of himself very highly, although satisfying her requirements is a good way to stabilize her feelings, it is never advisable to blindly obey.
As the guardian of her body and the other party's parent on this earth, Li Yunfei felt that he had to tell the other party who was in charge of it under appropriate circumstances.
Past experience tells Li Yunfei that although most of these queens like to threaten and shout verbally, they are often much more obedient after recognizing the situation. I don't care about their verbal threats at all, they basically just talk about it anyway.
Only this time, Li Yunfei's conjecture seems to have deviated......
Boom -
An explosion-like loud noise, mixed with the rattling of electric sparks and the crunch of glass shattering, came from the living room behind him.
Then, a strange smell of burnt gas wafted through the air.
Li Yunfei in the kitchen was stunned, rushed out of the kitchen, and looked at the scene in the living room in amazement.
The old TV he bought two years ago had now blown out the screen and shattered glass to the ground. There was also a strange black smoke rising from the huge breach, and it seemed that the wires inside had also been burned out.
And the culprit who caused this qiē was holding her tool for committing the crime, a small wooden stool, frowned and glanced at Li Yunfei, snorted coldly, and did not feel guilty at all.
"I gave you a chance, but it's a pity you didn't cherish it. Ten seconds have passed, and this king has done it! ”
Looking at this qiē in front of him, Li Yunfei almost didn't go crazy.
"Sejuani!"
He angrily shouted out the little girl's real name, rushed over like a mad tyrannosaurus and picked the little girl up, gritted his teeth and looked at the little girl who didn't care, and roared loudly.
"You madman! Do you know how much this TV costs to buy? You damn thing...... You stinking queen, do you think you're still in Valoran? Do you think I'll be like your men? You damn thing, do you have a hole in your head? Do you believe it or not, Lao Tzu sold you to human traffickers and used your sale. Money to repay Lao Tzu for a new TV? ”
The little girl looked at Li Yunfei with disdain, hugged her shoulders and sneered.
"You stupid Otherworldly native, have you forgotten whose body I have now? Also sold to human traffickers...... Hmph, if you want to sell it, you can sell it casually, and this king will definitely not resist. Anyway, this body belongs to your daughter, and this king will leave soon, and I have nothing to lose if you sell her to human traffickers. ”
Looking at the little girl's disdainful expression of "eat you", Li Yunfei's teeth creaked.
He glared viciously at the murderer who had blown up his TV, pulled out a long rope from under the coffee table, and quickly tied up the little girl.
"You forced me! You stinking! ”
In the process of binding, although the little girl struggled desperately, but in the face of the strength of an adult, her resistance had no effect at all.
Three times five divided by two, Li Yunfei tied the little girl and threw it firmly on the sofa.
"I didn't want to do that, but since you won't cooperate with me, don't blame me for being ruthless. For the next two days, you'll be here to experience what it's like to be tied up and imprisoned, and when you're done, I'll untie the ropes and let my daughter out. ”
Tied up so strong that she couldn't move, the little girl lay on the sofa in humiliation, glaring at Li Yunfei angrily.
"Li Yunfei! You damn inferior creature, how dare you do such a thing to this king...... Ahhh Loosen up! Do you hear that? You damned native, hurry up and let this king go, or this king will bite his tongue and kill himself! Anyway, this body belongs to your daughter, and it's a big deal that this king will return to Valoran immediately after committing suicide. ”
"If you have a kind, you can bite!"
Li Yunfei glared at the little girl even more angrily, roared loudly and roared back, "If you bite your tongue and kill yourself now, your soul will also die!" Do you think you'll be able to go back to Valoran if you bite your tongue and kill yourself? Sue sù you, delusional! Now that you and my daughter are one, you can't get better if my daughter's body is injured! If you're brave enough, you'll kill yourself, you damn stinking queen! ”
For more than half a year, Li Yunfei has received so many traversers, but no one has ever given him such a headache as today.
The little girl named Sejuani in front of her is simply no longer a trouble, it is simply a source of disaster for movement!
For a single dad who has to raise his daughter, support the family, pay regular monthly rent, utilities, and other messy expenses, the loss of a television set is about to drive him crazy.
He glared at the little girl viciously and roared uncontrollably.
"Lao Tzu does what he says, your dinner tonight is gone, give me a good night's hunger! You damn stinky fart queen! ”
After speaking, Li Yunfei glared at the little girl one last time, and turned around to clean up the debris and residues of the TV.