Chapter 10: Eat His Audi
Talent is a rare thing like aliens.
Su Mo's talent for cultivating the Goat Star Fighting Technique is very average, Su Yan is different, the first time she cultivated, the first action, she actually persisted for half an hour, which was twice as high as Su Mo.
"Wizard!"
"Genius!"
Bo Sai and Zeus did not skimp on praise and marveled at Su Yan's talent. So, soon, Su Mo was abandoned by the two goats, and Poise and Zeus concentrated on teaching Su Yan.
Time flies, especially in the summer, and the summer vacation is gone in a blink of an eye. Su Mo practiced the third movement of martial arts, this action is rather bizarre, requiring him to lie on the ground like a spider, he can only hold on for one minute, and Su Yan can hold on for ten minutes. Of course, this strange movement is not suitable for outdoor practice, and it is basically practiced at home.
"Brother, send me to school!"
Su Yan gave an order, Su Mo followed Su Yan downstairs behind her buttocks, my father and mother have always pursued a free and independent education, go to school by yourself, don't think about your parents to send it, and you must live in the school, although both sisters and brothers are studying in Shudu.
Out of the community, the bumblebee slowly opened, of course, by the sentinels themselves. Normally, the bumblebee is invisible outside the community, and when Su Mo needs it, it will drive over on its own. In the words of Posey, for the sentinels, a stocking policy should be implemented. As for the license plate and other issues, it is not a problem for aliens at all, they can change it if they want to, directly ignore the number restriction policy, and can also shield the electronic eye, in a word, the sentinel-type bumblebee is extremely awesome.
The two got into the car, Su Yan wanted to be the main driver, Su Mo had to sit in the passenger seat, Bo Sai and Zeus sat in the back seat, they regarded Su Mo as the same kind, and they wanted to follow Su Mo to prevent accidents like the old bald donkey of Mount Emei from leaving a spiritual imprint in Su Mo's body.
Su Yan can drive, has a driver's license, and lets the sentry switch to manual mode, and she really drives Bumblebee all the way to school. Bumblebee parked downstairs in the girls' dormitory, attracting a lot of attention, although it is only an entry-level sports car, but because of a certain science fiction masterpiece in Hollywood, Bumblebee is quite popular.
"Su Yan, your car, it's good." There are girls who know Su Yan, and they are quite curious when they see Su Yan driving by herself.
"Find someone to borrow it and use it to deal with Xue **." Su Yan responded with a smile, Xue ** is the teacher Xue she met at the airport, a teacher at the School of Management of S University, and she has been pestering her since she saw Su Yan at last year's campus singer competition.
"Who is this?" The girl nodded knowingly, and then pointed to Su Mo who was carrying the bag.
"My brother! Come, brother, call Sister Dabo! Su Yan looked at the girl's chest and pulled Su Mo over, the girl's face turned red and she glared at Su Yan.
"This is my old sister, so nervous that even aliens praise her genius......" Su Mo sighed in his heart, not to mention, the two aliens followed behind. Posey and Zeus followed, saying that they wanted to see the women's dormitory at Earth University. Actually, Su Mo didn't have much expectations for the girls' dormitory, the girls' dormitory, what is there to look at, even if there is a good-looking one, what can it be, can you touch it? No, what's the point.
After entering the old lady's dormitory, Su Mo put down his bag and glanced at it roughly, just one word, chaos. It's not dirty, it's messy, what ****, socks and shoes, it seems that the boys' dormitory where they don't live is tidy! Su Mo shook his head in his heart, and the little expectation he had for the girls' dormitory was also wiped out by the ruthless reality.
"Sister, you're busy slowly, I'm leaving."
Without waiting for Su Yan to agree, Su Mo ran out of the dormitory like a runaway, and there was a cry from the old lady behind him, and he didn't pay attention to it, the longer he stayed here, the more torturous it became. Sister, you said that you should make the bedroom tidy, **** is hung up randomly, a little neater, so that the man can feel comfortable when he sees it.
What's littering? It's a video mood!
"Su Yan, I like you!" Before he went downstairs, Su Mo's body shook, and an extremely harsh voice broke into his ears! He looked at it, and outside the girls' dormitory building, a well-dressed ** was holding a large handful of roses, shouting at his sister's dormitory.
Behind the well-dressed ** is an Audi, this guy, isn't it that Xue Lai?
"You say, a middle-aged man in his thirties, cheeky to chase a little girl in his early twenties, what kind of heart is this?" Su Mo clasped his hands to his chest, stared at the old man and sneered again and again, just with this well-dressed**, do you want to chase your own sister, buddy, do you think it's great to drive an A4? A big man, open a sissy A4, and give the word hehe to the clothes **.
gave Bo Sai a look, Bo Sai smiled, pointed at the Audi front tire with his right hand, and could only poof, the Audi front tire burst and the body sank. The old man of Audi was stunned, turned around and looked at his car with a flat tire, his brows furrowed, there was obviously nothing sharp around, how could he suddenly burst a tire?
A group of girls who watched the excitement were also stunned, but soon they laughed, and a tall fat girl sneered: "Burst the tire!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the girls around them were all giggles, most of them knew the origin of the well-dressed **, and at this moment, when they saw the well-dressed ** Audi burst a tire, their hearts were also quite cool.
Flat tire, this tire burst well!
The well-dressed ** frowned, holding the rose and wanted to scream at Sister Su Mo's dormitory, only to hear a pop, the Audi rear tire also exploded! The people around let out an exclamation, followed by laughter, in this case, the girl also put down her reserve, and couldn't help laughing, secretly dressed ** and God have a grudge!
Upstairs, Su Yan didn't bother to take care of her clothes**, heard the sound of a flat tire, and giggled and laughed with her roommate on the bed.
Originally, today I came to the girls' dormitory to express my love to the cunning **, so that these people know that the ** is what they like, but they didn't expect that the flowers were not sent out, and their car actually burst a tire.
Yiguan ** took out his mobile phone, made a call, and called someone to tow the car. He was thick-skinned enough, shy and holding roses in his hands, and he was about to shout at Su Yan's dormitory.
"Smack!"
A stone flew from a distance, hit the Audi passenger window, snapped, and smashed into the driver's seat! There is no doubt that the passenger window was naturally broken, and the well-dressed ** turned around suddenly, saw the cracked window and the stones on the main driver's seat, his face turned red, and he roared angrily: "Who is it, who smashed it, Lao Tzu fired him!" ”
No one responded, and everyone could see very clearly that the stone was flying from a distance, as if it had opened its eyes and had spirituality, and it flew by itself.
After a short silence, everyone in the audience laughed, and today can be regarded as a good show.
This qiē is naturally done by Bo Sai, and for the goat star, it is just a matter of an eye to find some means to rectify the clothes of an earth.
Six hours later, in the east section of the campus parking lot, an Audi that had just been repaired suddenly disappeared, and there was a sound of mechanical friction in the air, as if something was chewing metal.
The electronic monitoring equipment automatically blurs the screen at this moment.
After another hour, when the owner of the Audi looked at the empty parking space, he let out a pig-like scream: "Where's the car! Where's my car! Security guard! ”
In the twilight, a bumblebee invisible next to the school playground burped. The Audi is indeed more upscale than the van, and after the Sentinel eats the Audi, it digests well.