Chapter 34: Kentinky and McDonald and Perverts Appear
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"Damn, that disgusting little bat has run away again! What do you rice buckets eat! "Kentinky? Han Lan Sande listened to the report of his subordinates, and angrily threw the paperwork in his hand on the ground, "I've been chasing for nearly half a month and it hasn't worked, I think it's good to send you to the slaughterhouse to be the butcher of the pig beast!" ”
"Lord Qiyu, the target has been attacked by light spells and holy fighting qi many times, and is currently heading in the direction of the Vatras Empire." Kneeling on one knee was the communications soldier who had just entered, "It is expected that he may enter the territory of the Vatras Empire to conduct a search." ”
"Oh? The Vatras Empire? Is that the third-rate empire that always slanders the Holy See of Light behind its back? Didn't the old fellows of the Cardinal Hall play a little farce with those of the Roman Empire lately? I remember that the Vatras Empire seems to have paid a lot of money to offset the losses caused by this incident to other countries, right? ”
"Yes, Lord Hanlan Sande." The Messenger replied respectfully, "The Vatrath Empire is currently communicating with the victims of the assassination one by one, and has resolved the grievances of most of the nobles. ”
"And what about the chances we're going to get in, McDonald?"
Kentinky asked the people around him - his name was McDonald? De Musk is Kentinky's assistant, military advisor and life steward.
"Well, that's a question worth exploring." The index finger and thumb form a circle, and the McDonald doesn't know why the fingers of his other hand go in and out of that circle from time to time?!
The eyes are in the shape of a dead fish. Kentinky said, "McDonald, what are you doing?" ”
"Hmm. It's a question worth exploring. ”
"......" For a moment, Kentinkey exclaimed, "Hey, you guys really didn't listen to it again, did you?!" Want to quarrel? Quarrel, huh?! ”
"It's a worthwhile - oh, what's the matter, KENTINKY, what are you talking about? I've listened well. McDonald replied casually, "This is the time to recharge your waist and abdomen." Straight to the Yellow Dragon! ”
Looking at the left hand that was both weird and awesome (in a sense) bent into a circle, while the other right hand penetrated the circle hard, only to hear the Madonald say: "Well, this kind of Cheng Dù should be enough, isn't it a bit heavy?" Well, that's a question worth exploring! ”
"Don't ignore me! I'm your boss! ”
Kentinky jumped up and was furious.
"Ahh Kentinky, what's wrong with you? With a snap of the, McDonald looked like "what are you doing", "Don't bother with my research if it's okay - oh, or are you going to help me do my research?" Speaking of which, it's more convenient for two people to study! ”
"Study your sister! I'm asking you! ”
Pushing the bridge of his nose without glasses, McDonald lacked that pair of glasses at this time to give him a reflection to block his obscene eyes: "Actually, I heard it!" "Do you want to learn how to wear glasses? So many gentlemen like to use glasses to make reflective effects, it must be to hide their true hearts!
"Then you say!"
Nodding. McDonald said: "Signal soldier, what about you, don't you say it quickly!" ”
“…… I'm asking you, Soul Fade! If you weren't my housekeeper, I would have whipped you up a long time ago! ”
S? I don't hate it, but I like the way M looks...... Wrong. Now is the time to show my wit, McDonald pushes the bridge of his nose. He seemed to be very wise and said, "Well, in fact, what you think is what I think." ”
"Forget it, if you didn't hear it, you didn't hear it." Kentinky waved his hand weakly.
And at this time, an extremely perverted voice suddenly came from the room: "I have heard that there is a way in the world called Dugu, and its strength is also, with its nine swords to top the world, dominate the group, once seek defeat but can't, it is for Dugu to seek defeat!" Today I also have the principle of the Tao name of the strongest! ”
With this harsh and obscene voice, a golden retriever man with his head erected like a hedgehog appeared in front of several people in Kentinkee, and his expression was obviously a familiar person: "Don't you want to ask me what this supreme principle is, people, people won't sue you!" ”
Looking at the little woman appearance of the golden retriever man twisting the corners of his clothes, Kentinky had a feeling of old blood surging up, and shouted, "What are you lewd men doing here?!" ”
"Oh, nonono!" Waving his fingers, the golden retriever said, "Of course I'm here to preach my truth!" I am a great man who will not skimp on my truth! ”
As soon as he heard this, Kentinky immediately complained: "Didn't you say that you wouldn't sue us?" ”
His eyes lit up, and the golden retriever man said, "Since you have to know no matter what, there is no way, so I will tell you the results of my years of cultivation and enlightenment!" "Well, the reason why this world is so chaotic is nothing more than the strife of the world—war is the source of human civilization!" ”
It's rare that this guy (this adult) can say something human! The others subtly thought in their hearts, which shows how bad the character of the usually golden retriever man is, but they will eventually be disappointed-
"After experiencing countless hardships, I understand that the so-called dispute is just a word for 'love', and the person who is 'love' is 'love'." The golden retriever man did say something that seemed to be a very meaningful philosophy, "The analysis of the word 'love' is composed of the upper part of the perverted state and the second half of the perverted state!"
In other words, all the contradictions in the world arise because of the insignificant results of the perversion of the world's inability to be completely dashing. And I, who understand this truth, have long been at the apex of metamorphosis, which is called the strongest! ”
It's already obscene enough, but now it's completely perverted! And what kind of "love", "love", it's definitely because of your obscene personality that you have been rejected by n women! Everyone complained in their hearts.
In other words, because you have been rejected by countless women, you have lost confidence and sexual interest in life? Perverts are just trying to hide your loveless life! ”
Clenched fists. McDonald strikes a "you're not strong enough" pose.
Say, say it! The others turned their gaze to the golden retriever almost at the same time.
And the golden retriever man was in tears. He said very strongly: "No, you are wrong, I am not sentimental because of this, it is just the experience of life, not to mention that in fact, I abandoned them." ”
It's lying, and it's a lie that can be broken at first sight! The crowd looked at the McDonald's again to see what he had to say.
Digging his nose, McDonald looked dead and said, "It's still strong to cry." Well, it's none of my business anyway - by the way, bring me the mission book. ”
"A ruthless man, what an unlikable." Continuing to cry miserably, the golden-haired man took out a scroll from his bosom and threw it to McDonald.
"Wow, it stinks!" As soon as he received the scroll, McDonald subconsciously threw it to the ground. "What a smell, it's disgusting!"
"Uh, I'm sorry, I forgot that I used it as toilet paper a few days ago." Touching the back of his head, the golden retriever man said a little embarrassed, "That." You know, perverts like me are very frugal, so I use toilet paper on both sides every time. Now that the side I encountered now has run out, there is still one side left unused! ”
If you roll it up like this, you'll get that kind of stuff on both sides, right?! It's over, this pervert actually said such a thing in front of this clean and strict McDonald (adult), don't you want to live?! But so thought in the hearts of the people. But no one was going to come out to help, so it was better to see it.
Sure enough. The blackened McDonald used the's fist in succession, knocking the golden retriever to the ground in a state of confusion. In fact, although he is a cleanliness fetish, many people prefer to call him a narcissist inside, because he thinks he is the most holy and beautiful, so he also thinks that every part of his body is very meaningful, such as nasal (harmonious) feces, X fluid, and the like.
"Signal man, read it to me."
It turns out, no, it's always me who gets hurt the most?! Hearing McDonald's words, the communications soldier could only wrinkle his face bitterly, pick up the stinking scroll, and say resignedly: "Yes, Lord McDonald...... According to the Informant, Rolando? Mistress Copperfield and Voldemort signed a secret agreement to temporarily abandon the hunt for Flandoro by Master Kentinky and Master McDonald? Scarlett, turn to Britain and join Lord Copperfield, there will be arrangements for getting there. ”
"Oh, is that so? But there is no specific arrangement? Kentinky touched his chin, "Do you think we should go, McDonald?" ”
"Well, that's a question worth looking into." Rubbing his hands with a handkerchief, McDonald said, "Maybe we can split up?" ”
“…… Aren't you set up to be a military advisor and butler? You even asked me! ”
"Setting? Isn't that kind of unscientific stuff only found in the world of history books and wild history novels? Is this pseudo? Science fiction, just talk about you and take it seriously, huh? ”
Kentinky looked at the sky and sighed, "How can you say that!" We are the Holy See of Light that specializes in cultivating Oscar winners! Even if it's fake? Science fiction novels, military advisors are also needed. ”
"Okay, okay, I won't complain to you, it's almost a chapter, and if it goes on like this, someone will scold the will of the universe." McDonald habitually touched the bridge of his nose again, "Actually, since the scroll says so, I think we can do what the scroll says, anyway, in the end, it's all what they order." ”
"That is, I can not ask you at all!" Patting his forehead, Kentinky felt that there was always a feeling of lower IQ with McDonald, "Forget it, communication soldier, you can pass on the order, we can also relax, anyway, there is Master Copperfield and they are on top, and there is no need to chase that terrifying little bat." ”
However, no one noticed that the golden retriever man lying on the ground had a strange smile - as if he hadn't described the appearance of the thing. In short, he has a pair of eyes, a nose, and a mouth, and that's about it. By the way, his name is not the point, because many people do not know his name, but call him by the title, and recently his new title is "pervert".
"In that case, Lord Merdaliom's mission has been accomplished, do you want to go to Britain next?" After thinking about it, the pervert still shook his head, "Forget it, the adult's task still requires me to pull away half of the people here and send them to 'feeding'." ”