Li Yunfei originally thought that Sejuani would be strongly resisted by the four little girls in the family, but the truth told him that he was too naïve.

I don't know how the other party did it, but it only took ten minutes to make the four little girls obedient. Even Xingcai, who was the least likely to have a good relationship with her in Li Yunfei's eyes, mingled with her after ten minutes, and it seemed too good to be good.

When he saw the smiling Sejuani walking past the door surrounded by four little girls, discussing going to the city to buy groceries together, Li Yunfei burst into tears.

What about the good to be united with the enemy? Have you forgotten that I'm still here?

Seeing Sejuani disappear at the gate with the four little girls, Li Yunfei sighed again and again.

Sure enough, it's a little kid, it's too easy to solve, he shouldn't overestimate their combat effectiveness.

Since the four loli in the family are unreliable, he can only rely on himself.

Locked in a large block of ice, Li Yunfei began to think of a way to solve this domineering queen.

Although the other party is very beautiful, has a good figure, has big boobs, and is willing to play all kinds of PLAY with him, no matter how you look at it, he is a very suitable wife candidate.

But Li Yunfei is not a shake M masochist, what he likes is a gentle big sister with big boobs, not a lonely queen with big boobs!

The creature of the domineering female president, in addition to shaking M, will there be normal men who like it?

So even if you really want to marry each other, you have to grind her arrogance and domineering. Teach a gentle and kind wife.

At the very least, she has to hit her arrogance hard, so that she knows what it means to be natural, male and female.

Well, in order to achieve that goal as soon as possible, Li Yunfei began to calculate the combat effectiveness of his side.

First of all, judging from the current strength of Sejuani, it doesn't seem to be much higher than herself. The reason why he was killed in seconds. It's just that the other party shot too quickly, blocking all his retreats.

Although the other party's body should be very strong, according to the information revealed in the other party's mouth, her body is estimated to be a temporary body given to her by the main god, so she doesn't have much power.

If you sneak attack, approach her as your own identity and attack her when she is negligent. There is a great hope of taking the other side.

But that's useless, there are so many people here, and Liu Bei's three brothers have been in and out of their yards for a long time to eat, and there are a few curious little Loli who have gathered in the yard for a long time, even if they arrest each other, it's too late to adjust. Teach.

After all, there are many people.

And if you wait until you return to Earth...... Belch...... It is even more inconvenient to do it on the earth, after all, there is such a large space at home, and it is difficult to hide from Ling'er and Lao Chen what they do.

If Ling'er sees what she has done to Sejuani, what will she do to teach the bad children at that time?

Eh...... But is there really nothing I can do with this domineering queen? Can only obediently accept fate? Don't, my dream is a gentle big sister with big boobs. That's what I believe!

The lonely queen or something, I don't feel it at all.

Li Yunfei sighed here, and someone suddenly passed by at the gate, and then the other party also saw Li Yunfei who was frozen in the house.

"Huh? Teacher, why are you here? ”

"And it's frozen in ice...... Mr. Yunfei, are you cultivating? ”

Liu Bei and Kong Ming at the gate looked at Li Yunfei in the ice cube dumbfounded, with a curious expression, "I actually made such a big piece of ice out of thin air." Mr. Yunfei is really extraordinary, this technique is really superb. ”

Li Yunfei looked at them with an embarrassed expression.

"You're here again?"

Liu Bei laughed wryly. Coughed several times in embarrassment.

"By the way...... Way...... So come to Mr. Yunfei's house and sit down. ”

After a pause, this guy added, "They'll come later, too......"

Okay, not only did I come to eat, but I also dragged my family to come with me...... Do you really like my food so much?

Looking at the two embarrassed guys in front of him who ran away with a smile, Li Yunfei was speechless.

Ever since the meal he cooked one night was greatly praised by Guan Yinping's little Lori. The three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang, plus Zhuge Kongming and his wife, came back every night to eat.

Of course, strictly speaking, Li Yunfei's cooking skills are not good enough to attract them.

However, Li Yunfei's food made with various modern ingredients and condiments in the dimensional pocket still made Liu Bei and others full of praise.

Three Kingdoms and modern comparisons. There is a big gap in eating habits, and there is no guarantee of diet in troubled times, low-degree wine with slightly pantothenic acid, coarse pastry, soy sauce has not been born, only miso that looks like an unknown (compared to the current miso is also very poor), and there are impurities and trace amounts of salt with heavy metals and blackened (even the cleanest ones are slightly yellowed).

Sugar and spices are precious things, and many fruits have not been improved and cultivated by later generations, and they are planted with fertilizer, so they are small and have a poor taste, so they can only be said to be fresh.

Vegetable oil has not yet become the mainstream, only meat oil and lard that are not well refined, and there is no soap for washing hands (there is no soap in the Celestial Empire at this time, only plant ash for hand washing), and the cooking techniques are also extremely rough, far less abundant than in the Song and Ming dynasties.

So in this era, Li Yunfei's current cooking techniques have been greatly praised by Liu Bei and others, and they all dragged their families over to have dinner.

A large group of people gathered in the courtyard to chat and play during dinner, which has become the daily routine of the General's Mansion.

Looking at this group of ancient people's love for modern food, Li Yunfei was disdainful, and said in his heart that he was just an ordinary single father, and he was not a professional chef to make you so excited, so if I found the most powerful and youngest chef in my Celestial Empire, wouldn't you be crazy?

An iconic figure in the entire Celestial Empire culinary world, the youngest superchef in the history of Cantonese cuisine, the new chef in charge of Sichuan Juxialou, the owner of legendary kitchenware, and the genius young chef Liu Xiao, who once thwarted the conspiracy of the dark culinary world.

If he makes those glowing things for you to eat, don't you want to ascend to immortality? (The person who understands this meme is old...... ）

However, since Liu Bei's group of people came to eat, Li Yunfei also made a few more people's portions every time, so he should have a party carnival - although this party is basically held every night.

Ancient people did not have as many entertainment facilities as modern people, and when it was dark, the neighbors basically got together to chat and brag (the countryside was almost the same more than ten years ago), so the relationship between the neighbors was much better than that of modern people.

I've been partying here for so long with Li Yunfei. Liu Guanzhang and Zhuge Liang have already gotten along with Li Yunfei's father and daughter, and even Zhang Fei, who has always been very dissatisfied with Li Yunfei, has a rare and better attitude towards him.

Of course, many times it's more like an awkward child, and I don't know how old that guy's mental age is.

For example, now, this guy is standing in front of Li Yunfei and laughing gloatingly.

"Hahaha...... You can't move now? Hahahaha...... Crazy for you. You're going crazy. ”

Crossing his waist and laughing, Zhang Fei laughed like he had made a fortune, "Aren't you usually crazy?" Keep coming up crazy with me...... Tut-tut, you married my daughter, and you dare to show me a look, boy, you are finally in my hands now, right? ”

Looking at the black-faced man in front of him with a weak face, Li Yunfei had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"You...... What do you want to do? ”

Zhang Fei smiled. took out a brush from behind him and walked in front of Li Yunfei.

"What do I want to do? Hey...... Of course, it took the opportunity to take revenge. If I don't take revenge on you like you, it will be hard to eliminate the hatred in my heart. ”

Then in Li Yunfei's desperate struggle, this guy used a brush to paint Li Yunfei's face messily full of strange patterns, and finally left laughing refreshed.

So when Guan Yu passed by the door with his wife, both of them were startled by Li Yunfei, who was full of ghostly talismans in the house.

"Ho...... Where is the wickedness? Get your name now! ”

Looking at Li Yunfei who was frozen in the room with a shocked face, Guan Erye almost drew his sword directly. "How did you get into this general's mansion? Recruit from the truth! ”

Li Yunfei looked at the second master outside the door with an embarrassed face and sighed. A weak face.

"It's ...... me"

Guan Yu was shocked.

"What are you doing?"

His wife coughed lowly and hurriedly dragged him away, "Mr. Yunfei may be doing some mysterious cultivation, don't disturb him......"

So Li Yunfei wanted to cry and watched the only rescuer being dragged away without tears, and it was too late to explain.

You said you were leaving, so you had to wipe the ink off my face before leaving, right? Now the ink is dry and sticks to the face. It's very uncomfortable!

It seems that the heavens heard the cry of his heart, and finally arranged for a rescuer to take care of him.

"Husband, are you okay...... Yes! What's going on on your face? ”

Xiao Xingcai thief head thief into the house, was startled by Li Yunfei's shape, "Who painted it?" Lots of turtles......"

Li Yunfei was speechless. The heart says it's not your boring dad yet? What kind of ability is taking advantage of people's danger, there is a kind of single-handedness, see that Lao Tzu's heavenly lock is not good to teach him a lesson.

sighed and explained the matter, and the ink on Li Yunfei's face was carefully wiped off by Xingcai.

Looking at Li Yunfei, whose face was already clean, the little girl lowered her head with some guilt.

"I'm sorry, husband, but father caused you trouble......"

Li Yunfei smiled, seeing that the little girl was so sensible, of course he wouldn't blame her, "It's all a trivial matter, the third master is playing with me, don't care...... Speaking of Ling'er, what about them? Didn't you go out shopping together? ”

The little girl quietly raised her head and glanced at him, and suddenly looked away as a thief.

"I ...... I told them there was something wrong, and I came back first. ”

Then she looked at Li Yunfei and asked nervously, "By the way, husband, are you completely locked up by Sister Sejuani now, and you can't move at all?" ”

Li Yunfei sighed, "It's true that I can't move at all, I can't even summon weapons...... That woman was so ruthless that she didn't give me a chance to escape...... Belch...... Constellation, what are you doing? ”

Looking at the little girl who suddenly sneakily locked the door and window, Li Yunfei suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"You...... What do you want? ”

As the door and windows were locked, the house was completely turned into a closed space, and Li Yunfei was locked in the big ice block in the center of the room, feeling cold all over his body.

"You...... Don't come here, I'll call someone if you come here again! ”

Xiao Xingcai clenched her fists, looked at him nervously, and said loudly as if cheering herself up.

"Husband, you...... You can call it, anyway, Uncle Xuande, they have been taken away by me, and now there are only me and you in the whole courtyard, and the others will not come back in at least half an hour. Until then, no matter how much you call you, no one will come to save you. ”

Li Yunfei was lying in a big groove at that time, and said in his heart that this little girl had actually calculated it...... This is your sister, is my Li Yunfei my famous name going to be explained here?

But I'm going to be shot with a thirteen-year-old girl, I'm still young, I don't want to die yet!

Looking at the little girl who was constantly approaching him with a frightened face, Li Yunfei struggled desperately, but couldn't move.

At that moment, he suddenly thought of a familiar plot, how similar it was to the current situation......

Yang Guo, Xiaolongnu, and Zhen Zhibing...... Sejuani! Lao Tzu is going to really explain here today, I'm not done with you! (To be continued......)

PS: After the third watch, ask for a monthly pass.

Finally, about the content of the food information of the Three Kingdoms era, I would like to thank the book friend [Unicorn Sea Cucumber Breaded Cat] for providing it kindly, which just saves me the time to check the information.

Well, in the end, it is customary to push a friend's book "Faith in God", in the interstellar era when you can be sanctified by writing, Nian Xiaobai, a street writer with infinite whimsy, traveled there, and then walked towards the legendary magical story.

It's an interesting setting, and interested friends can check it out