Genius remembers in a second [Aishang Novel Network biquge.info] to provide you with wonderful novels to read.

What is ghost catching? The word ghost catching is unfamiliar and familiar in the eyes of many people, and basically most people know about ghost catching from movies or TV series. (Please search, the novel is better and faster!)

It's nothing more than some ghost making trouble somewhere, and then a Mr. Yin and Yang pops out, draws a few talismans, and cleans up the ghost by dividing it by two, and then is offered up like a living immortal.

The dream is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

After I cleaned up the body yesterday, I went home and had nightmares all night that I was covered in maggots, and I had holes all over my body, and these maggots were crawling around inside my body.

Then I woke up.

I rubbed my head and looked at the time, it was only six o'clock in the morning, damn, let the nightmare wake me up, being Mr. Yin and Yang to do my job, it is also the best.

Today is Monday, I got up and packed my things, and put the thunder splitting wooden sword in my school bag, as for the golden peach wood sword from the village chief, I don't know what it is, so I left it in my closet, and I will study it slowly when I have time later.

I carried my school bag, ran to my parents' room to say hello, and went out.

The sky was only slightly lit up, and there were no pedestrians on the road, so I bought two large meat-filled buns at the bun shop at the entrance of the community, and walked to school while nibbling on them.

As I was passing by Times Square, I suddenly saw a large crowd of people around me, and I didn't know what they were doing.

I promoted the traditional virtue of our Chinese who love to watch the excitement and hurriedly ran over.

This is really a sea of people, I squeezed in hard, squeezed in and looked, oh, it turned out to be two Taoist priests.

The two Taoist priests set up a stall, one was slightly fat, and the fat Taoist priest who looked to be in his forties was sitting cross-legged in the middle, and the other was a small Taoist priest doing chores next to him.

An old man in front of them stretched out his hand, as if he was telling the fortune of this fat Taoist priest.

I looked around, and most of the people around me were old aunts, old men, and I asked the big aunt next to me, "Auntie, what are these two stupid hats doing?" ”

My aunt glared at me and said, "Don't talk nonsense, children, this is Master Wang Jinlong, the altar is open today, and we are all here to listen to the Fa." ”

What's that? When did the Taoist priest run out and open the altar**? As I got closer, I listened to the fat Taoist priest, who seemed to be called Wang Jinlong, talking to this old man.

"Uncle, you are rich and auspicious, but you see that your eight characters and this year's fortune are in conflict, you will have a disaster this year, if you avoid this disaster, you will enjoy your old age in the second half of your life, your children and grandchildren will work smoothly, and your family will live a long and healthy life."

I'll go, this is my way to fool people, it's nothing more than to praise this person's good life first, and then fool him about his luck this year.

It turned out that I met my peers, no, phew, these two guys are thieves, they look like deceitful goods, I am all righteous, how can I compare with these guys.

Seeing that it was two liars, I shook my head, turned around and prepared to leave, it didn't make sense to listen to this guy fooling people, could it be that I was still stealing from a teacher here? Learn how he fools people?

But before I turned around and left, the uncle asked, "Master Wang, how much does it cost to help me?" ”

"Uncle, let me tell you the truth, I will help you resist this disaster, and I myself will reduce my life span by ten years, just give me 500,000."

"I don't have that much money." The uncle looked hesitant.

"It's okay, your family must have a house, don't you have it if you sell it? You see, this is not only about you, but also about the luck of your children and grandchildren, compared to this, a house or something is nothing at all. This Wang Jinlong flickered.

"This house is the lifeblood of our family." The old man was so anxious that he was about to cry.

I was about to leave, but when I heard it, I immediately became angry.

Fuck it, we're liars, hey, we're fortune-tellers and fool people, we also have to talk about professional ethics, cheat some small money, it's harmless, after all, our industry is similar to a psychiatrist, it can make people feel comfortable, don't people have to pay money to see a psychiatrist.

But flickering is flickering, and you must not move the foundation of others, like I fooled 400,000 a few days ago, because that guy is the chairman of a group, and 400,000 is nothing in his eyes.

But the family conditions of the uncle in front of him are at most a well-off family, and this bastard wants to fool other people's houses.

"Uncle, how about I help you do the math?" I walked over, patted the uncle on the shoulder, and smiled at him.

The fat Taoist priest named Wang Jinlong frowned when he heard this, and then shouted at the Taoist priest behind him: "Where is the little brat? Apprentice. ”

After the fat Taoist priest finished speaking, the little Taoist priest behind him was about to come over and pull me away, and I kicked the Taoist priest in the stomach with one kick, directly kicked him over, and fell to the ground.

Then I rushed up and pumped the fat Taoist priest in the face with an ear scraper, and then kicked him in the stomach.

Grandma's a bear, what a B thing.

These two guys are also wine bags and rice bags at first glance, and they don't have any real skills, if they are really Mr. Yin and Yang, they are both good.

Needless to say, this fat man looked like he had been hollowed out by wine and meat, and the other Taoist priest looked twenty-four or five years old, as thin as a hemp stick, so I kicked it on the ground, and now I still hold my stomach and don't get up.

"Don't believe these two guys, they're liars." I yelled at the crowd.

As soon as those people heard that they were liars, there was a burst of boos, and then they turned around and left, and the old man also hurriedly turned around and ran away.

Seeing that the group of people were gone, Wang Jinlong also showed anger on his face, and scolded: "Little bastard, I want to call the police!" You're beating people. ”

"You're going to call the police? I'm going to call the police. "I pulled out my phone and called Team Yellow.

"Hey Yellow Team, there are two scumbags in Times Square who are cheating here, hurry up and arrest them." I hung up.

The fat Taoist priest was also holding his mobile phone angrily, not knowing who he was calling.

After a while, a police car drove up to the side of the road in Times Square, and the yellow team ran over and asked, "Xiaofeng, what's wrong?" ”

"Just these two **, deceiving people here." I pointed at these two Taoist priests and scolded.

Unexpectedly, when Team Huang looked at the two Taoist priests, his face changed, and he hurriedly said politely: "Daoist Wang, why are you here?" This is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. ”

After saying that, the yellow team winked at me.

No, what is this, I looked at the appearance of the yellow team, and asked, "Yellow team, what's wrong, these two grandsons just cheated." ”

"Xiaofeng, Daoist Wang is a master of the Golden Dragon Taoist Temple, how could he do something cheating, hurry up and apologize." Team Yellow said to me.

These two ** can also be called masters? One is a wine bag and a rice bag, and the other looks like a drug addict, at first glance, he is the kind of heinous character who can eat peanuts when he is reformed, how can he become a master?

"Captain Huang, you hurry up and stop this thug who beats people, I have already called Mayor Zhang's secretary, this kind of thug must be arrested and severely punished." This Wang Jinlong looked at me and scolded viciously.