Volume 3 Water City Chapter 223 New Teeth

"Huh? What's ......?"

"Puff puff ......"

Three more teeth flew out, and Wu Fatzi was suddenly too frightened to speak, he had seen a person who spoke and spitted, but he had never seen a person who spoke and sprayed teeth!

It's like holding an unchewed corn kernel in your mouth, and you squirt as soon as you speak.

"Hmm...... Hmmm!"

His face turned red, and Fat Wu pointed to his mouth with a snort, but he was anxious but didn't dare to speak, so he could only use his eyes to convey information to Zhou Nian.

Zhou Nian asked flatly, "Do you want to know what's going on?"

"Uh-huh. Wu Fatzi nodded hurriedly.

"Hehe, I told you before, it will make you unable to eat. Zhou Nian chuckled, and then said slowly, "To tell you the truth, the most powerful thing about the defeated aphid is that it can make all the teeth in your mouth go down, and there is not one left, so don't hold it back, and spit out all your teeth happily." ”

"Huh?" Fat Wu hurriedly waved his hand, obviously reluctant.

Zhou Nian raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "Don't be reluctant, the old ones don't go, the new ones don't come, I have a way to make all your teeth grow out." ”

"Really?" Wu Fatzi asked in a low voice, already trying his best to control it, but when he spoke, a tooth still erupted from his mouth and flew towards Zhou Nian's face.

Zhou Nian waved his hand to block it, with a slight displeasure on his face, "Hey, can you not rush at people when you speak?"

"Oh. Wu Fat Man muttered in a low voice, quickly lowered his head and took a deep breath when he spoke, he was quite decisive, and happily spit out all the remaining teeth in his mouth on the ground.

"Poof!"

After spitting out his teeth, Wu Fatzi's whole face quickly shrunk, and his face drooped and his mouth drooped, looking like an old man, and he suddenly aged dozens of years.

"Little brother, look at me......" his mouth was slurred, and he didn't seem to even be able to straighten his tongue.

"Hahaha......"

This action was really funny, and Lao Hao and Ma Qicai beside him both laughed and slapped their thighs with laughter.

"Haha, fat man, do you want to laugh to death and I'm going to inherit my property?" Ma Qicai teased.

Lao Hao is honest, he doesn't say anything, but he laughs loudly, "Hehe." ”

Zhou Nian couldn't help but laugh, bent down and picked up the defeated aphid on the ground again and put it on the bluestone slab, reached out and took out a very small medicine bottle from his arms, soaked it with water, and then put the dagger flat and put it on the defeated aphid and slowly pressed it.

With a "slippery", the defeated aphid was instantly squeezed flat, and green blood flowed out of it, which was collected by Zhou Nian with a medicine bottle, and then put it into his arms.

Although the blood of the defeated aphid is domineering, but who does the score fall into, and this kind of insect is extremely rare in the city of water, it is almost impossible to find, and it is a pity to throw it away, Zhou Nian collected it, in addition to turning waste into treasure, it can also be kept for later punishment of bad people.

Picking up the shriveled corpse of the defeated aphid, Zhou Nian walked towards Wu Fatzi, handed it over and said, "Hey, eat it." ”

"Huh, eat?" Wu Fatzi suddenly felt that his scalp was numb, his stomach churned rapidly, and he retched a few times.

"Vomiting ......"

It's a good thing he didn't spit out anything real, otherwise he would have been sinned.

"Ahem......"

After retching, he coughed lightly, and the fat man Wu wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said with a bitter face, "Little brother, I heard it right, right? You let me eat it?"

"That's right. Zhou Nian nodded.

"Eat it raw?"

"Nonsense, how can you exert its medicinal value if you don't eat it raw? This thing has to be eaten raw to have an effect, chicken flavor, crunchy!"

"Yes...... But I don't have any teeth, how do I chew this?"

Zhou Nian patted his head when he heard this, "Hey, I forgot about this stubble, you can't chew it, so swallow it directly." ”

"Huh?" Wu Fatty's face twitched, he was used to eating big fish and meat, so naturally he had never eaten insects, and he still swallowed them raw, just thinking about it made him feel disgusting, "This ...... It's too raw, why don't I cook it over a fire?"

Zhou Nian waved his hand and drank lowly, "No, it's useless when it's cooked, the blood of the defeated aphid is poison, but its flesh is the antidote, if you want to grow teeth again, you have to swallow it raw." ”

"I ......" Fat Wu's face turned green, and he froze there in embarrassment.

Seeing him hesitate, Zhou Nian said lukewarmly, "Oh? Do you want to stop having teeth for the rest of your life?" Okay, you will only drink porridge when you eat in the future, with your size, you won't die of hunger anyway." ”

"Only porridge?"

These words can be said to Wu Fatzi's heart, as a master who has no meat and no joy, if he doesn't eat meat for a day, he will probably go crazy!

His brows were furrowed together, and Fat Wu was out of the way, and said with a resentful face, "Okay, I'll swallow, I'll swallow!"

As he spoke, he snatched the defeated aphid in Zhou Nian's hand, and he didn't hesitate, he closed his eyes and raised his neck, and swallowed the worm directly into his stomach.

"Gollum ......"

As soon as he swallowed the defeated aphid, the effect was immediate, and the fat man Wu began to growl in his stomach, and a stream of air flew directly along his ass, without saying hello, he actually let out a fart!

"Bang!"

The fart was so smelly and loud that even the chickens in the yard were startled, flapping their wings and flying around, obviously trying to leave this place of right and wrong.

The smell is pervasive, and there are no people around.

Ma Qiwen pinched his nose and retreated several steps, almost fainted, and scolded when he opened his mouth, "Grass, dead fatty, are you so sloppy, don't you say a word when you fart? Are you trying to stink me to death?"

Lao Hao pinched his nose and laughed silly, all at this juncture, he still held it, "Hehe, rich and noble people are different, even the fart is extraordinary, no wonder your family is rich." ”

Zhou Nian raised his eyebrows and looked at him, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Hey, Shopkeeper Wu, how are you feeling now?"

Fat Wu smacked his lips and muttered in a low voice, "I don't think anything about it, I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger." ”

"Oh, then you're teething, and it looks like the antidote is working. ”

"Really?" Wu Fatzi was a little unconvinced, and before he heard Zhou Nian's confirmation, he felt that the tip of his tongue was suddenly pushed by a hard thing.

It was a front tooth, just showing its tip, and the other teeth were erupting one after another.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's really teething. ”

Wu Fat licked his newborn teeth with his tongue, and made him happy, and the nasal bubbles were about to come out.

Zhou Nian frowned and reminded, "Hey, don't lick it with your tongue, the new teeth are too tender, and they will grow crooked." ”

"Huh?" Wu Fat Man was frightened and hurriedly stopped his movements.

Standing there stunned for more than five minutes, Zhou Nian felt that the time was almost up, and said, "Okay, shopkeeper Wu, I estimate that your teeth are almost complete and you can move." ”

"Activity?" Wu Fatzi was stunned, "How to move?"

"Bite something and give it a try. Zhou Nian said flatly, and after speaking, he walked to the corner of the courtyard, picked up a broken tile and handed it to Wu Fatzi.

Fat Wu stretched out his hand to take it, his face was full of doubts, "Little brother, do you want me to bite this?"

"That's right. ”

"Damn! this ...... How the can I bite into it, my new teeth are too brittle to bite the tiles, why don't we try a piece of tofu first?"

"Tofu, bean, your sister, it's so numb!" Zhou Nian urged, raising his foot and wanting to kick his ass.

Fat Wu stretched out his hand and hurriedly said, "Little brother, don't be angry, I'll bite, I'll bite." ”

After speaking, he picked up the tile in his hand, closed his eyes and bit hard, only to hear a "quack", and there was an instant missing hole on the tile.

"Huh? really...... Cracked?"

Wu Fatzi couldn't believe it, chewed the broken tile in his mouth hard, and spit it out after a while.

"Poof, it's unpalatable. ”

Zhou Nian, "......"

Ma Qiwen on the side suddenly came over, frowned together, patted Wu Fatzi's shoulder and said, "Hey, fatty, open your mouth and let me see." ”

"Boss Ma, you are ......"

"Don't talk nonsense, open your mouth. ”

"Oh. Fat Wu muttered quietly, and then grew his mouth, "Ah ......"

Ma Qicai looked at him carefully for a long time, and when he saw that the fat man's teeth were extremely sharp, he immediately became envious.

"Oh, it's a shame that such a good tooth actually grows in your mouth. ”

"Huh?" Fat Wu was stunned for a moment, but didn't understand, "Boss Ma, what do you mean?"

Ma Qicai waved his hand, "It's not interesting, okay, you can shut up, I won't look at it." ”

After speaking, he walked towards Zhou Nian, with a smile on his face, "Hehe, little brother, is there any more defeat aphids you caught just now?"

Zhou Nian frowned, "Oh, why are you asking this?"

"I ......" Ma Qicai's face turned red, and he hesitated for a long time before he said what he thought in his heart, "Little brother, actually...... In fact, my teeth and mouth are not very good, and since the loss of taste, my teeth have become even worse, but now that you have cured me, I will inevitably eat big fish and meat in the future, I ...... I also want a good pair of teeth. ”

"Huh?" frowned slightly, Zhou Nian understood it, it turned out that this old boy was envious of Wu Fatzi.

Reaching out and patting Ma Qicai's shoulder, Zhou Nian sighed, "Alas, Boss Ma, you're late, I only caught one aphid, and after being eaten by Shopkeeper Wu, there will be no more." ”

"Yes...... But I just saw you collect those green things, can you ......?"

Ma Qicai obviously didn't have the heart to give up, and was about to open his mouth to ask for it, but was interrupted by Zhou Nian.

"Boss Ma, I have the green liquid, but there is no antidote to the flesh of the aphid, and you won't grow new teeth if you eat it, it's nothing more than looking for guilt. ”

"Huh?

"No tricks. ”

"Hiss......" Taking a deep breath, Ma Qicai beat his chest with hatred, "Why isn't it me who just drank cold water?"

But it was too late for him to regret it, Zhou Nian only found a defeated aphid, and it was all swallowed by Wu Fatzi, and he didn't leave him at all.

Lao Hao on the side listened to the conversation between the three of them, and finally understood the preciousness of the insect, and he didn't even vaguely rush to the water tank with a step.

Bending down to look carefully, Lao Hao turned over the stone on the ground and turned it over, searched for a while, and finally found the clue by him.

"Hey, come and see, there's still one here!"