"So...... Will you take me as a disciple? ”

The moment he heard this, Li Yunfei plucked out his ears, thinking that he had heard it wrong.

He looked at the expressionless girl in front of him, and then at the panda man on the side, "What did she say?" ”

Lao Chen coughed desperately, signaling Li Yunfei not to bother him - this guy was still worried that the girl in front of him knew that he had come to save people, and tried to reduce his sense of survival.

And the girl repeated it again with a blank face.

"Please take me as an apprentice."

This time, Li Yunfei heard it clearly.

But because he heard it clearly, he was even more speechless.

He looked the girl in front of him up and down, although she was nothing, she was indeed a beauty, and she had breasts...... cough cough cough ......

"First of all, I have a question for you...... Is that what I know about you? Or from whom have you heard of me? ”

Li Yunfei looked at the three-nil girl in front of him in confusion, and asked curiously, "How do you know that I live here, and you still want to worship me as a teacher...... What do you want to learn from me? Learn to cook? ”

"Of course not."

The girl said decisively, "I just want to learn martial arts from you...... Of course, if you need me to learn how to cook before teaching me martial arts, I can also learn to cook first. ”

"Not really, but I'm curious who called you here? And who told you that I know martial arts? ”

Li Yunfei asked directly to the point, "I don't seem to have used force in front of outsiders, right?" ”

Ming people don't say dark words in front of them, since the little girl in front of her has already come to the door, and she has personally learned Li Yunfei's strength, there is no need to hide it.

The only thing that makes Li Yunfei strange now is where did the other party know that he knows martial arts...... Could it be that the main god is also causing trouble?

"My grandfather asked me to come here."

The girl said expressionlessly, "My grandfather said that you are a very powerful martial artist, let me follow you to practice, so I came over." ”

"Uh...... Who is your grandfather? I don't seem to know any old people, do I? ”

"My grandfather said that he met you this morning, and had a good conversation with you, and made an agreement with you to take me as an apprentice, huh...... This is what my grandfather asked me to bring to you, and it will be my apprenticeship gift, please accept it with a smile. ”

As she spoke, the girl handed over an ID card.

Looking at the familiar ID card in front of him, Li Yunfei was stunned, subconsciously took out his wallet and looked at it, and sure enough, he couldn't find his ID card.

He looked at the girl in amazement, dumbfounded.

"How could my ID be with you?"

"My grandfather said you lost it on the road and he picked it up."

After a pause, the girl added expressionlessly, "And I was able to find your address with this ID card." ”

Li Yunfei looked at the girl in front of him speechlessly and took his ID card.

I said...... Isn't your grandfather the old man who died this morning? That weird old man who haunted me? ”

The girl stood up in a daze, looked at Li Yunfei sternly, and put on a posture of imminent attack.

"Please don't insult my elders! Even if you become my master, I will never allow you to insult the elders in my family. ”

"Okay, okay, I see, you sit down first."

Li Yunfei scratched his head with some distress, looking at the expressionless girl in front of him, he probably understood the other party's character.

In addition to the three nos, there is also a bit of a tendon.

And this kind of person is often the most troublesome...... Especially if the other person wants to pester you.

So Li Yunfei wisely planned to drive the other party away.

"Ahem...... That one...... Forehead...... Let me tell you so. ”

Li Yunfei coughed dryly and said, "I do know a few tricks of three-legged cat kung fu, but what's the use of those kung fu?" Now in modern society, you have to rely on guns to fight, no matter how high your martial arts are, is it useful? Didn't you get knocked down by a single shot? Spending a lot of time learning martial arts is simply not worth the loss, little girl, I advise you to give up. ”

The girl looked at Li Yunfei expressionlessly and said, "You don't need to worry about this, because my task is to waste time with you, so ...... Please take me as an apprentice. ”

"Uh...... Well, in that case, I'll get straight to the point. ”

Li Yunfei shook his head and said, "My kung fu is passed on to men but not to women, it is impossible for you to worship me as a teacher, I don't accept female disciples, you better go back and continue to study...... Depending on your age, should you be in junior high school? Or is it a freshman year of high school? ”

"I'm a freshman in high school this year."

"Sure enough, it's a high school student, tsk...... You see, high school has a busy schedule, so why waste your time learning something useless? If you don't get into college, your parents won't be happy, right? ”

"You don't have to worry about that, even if I don't go to class every day, I can still be the first in the school."

After the girl said this sentence expressionlessly, she caused 99,999 points of damage to Li Yunfei, and Li Yunfei almost didn't vomit blood.

, it turned out to be a top student!

Looking at the girl who said these words calmly, Li Yunfei couldn't help but think of a certain academic tyrant strongman he knew in high school.

That guy never saw him listen to classes, sleep in class and play with his mobile phone, play games in Internet cafes after class, and miss classes for three days, but he was the first in every exam.

When Li Yunfei asked him how he did it, the student replied lightly, "Do you still need to spend time studying for a course of this difficulty?" Isn't it just a matter of looking at it? ”

At that time, Li Yunfei and his classmates were collectively in a groove, and they felt that they were crushed by the top students in all aspects from IQ to self-confidence. Is it just to be crushed by a school bully?

Since then, Li Yunfei has completely given up the idea of being on par with such a terrifying creature as Xueba. That creature is indeed not the same species as ordinary humans.

Later, Li Yunfei finally graduated from high school, graduated from college, joined the work, got rid of the shadow of that school bully, and passed so many years peacefully, Li Yunfei didn't expect that he would bump into another school bully today without paying attention......

"I said, little girl, you're so diao, why are you still working against us mortals? Isn't it good to go back to school obediently and be a top student? Go back, go back, don't come to me again, I won't take you as an apprentice. ”

Li Yunfei shook his head, looking like he had been hit hard.

The girl watched him be silent for a few seconds, and suddenly understood something.

"Master, don't you like me to study, okay? If that's the case, I'll be able to take the penultimate number one in every exam in the future. ”

“……”

Countdown to your sister, it's none of my business if you study well or not, I just don't want to teach you. And I've rejected it so many times, do you really not understand what I mean or do you not understand? Is it fun to play dumb?