Chapter 1420: Monkeys in the Circus

"What's the photo?"

Wang Dazhui looked at Wu Di suspiciously, "I've heard of mobile phones, but the master said that children can't play with them, and they can only have them if they are promoted to the head of the family or start a family." Otherwise, under normal circumstances, you can't get close to your phone for 100 meters!"

"My God, brother, I'm scared, I'm afraid, I admit that you are the monkey sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva to fix me!"

Wu Di was really scared, and he just begged Wang Da Hammer to let himself go, and stop making so many thunderstorm words.

ORD: Oh my God!

I don't even know what the phone is, I can't even look at it, it's not a monkey, it's an alien.

What age is it, you can't even look at your mobile phone, and it's not a luxury, as for it?

Nowadays, almost all children in the countryside have a mobile phone per person, and no matter how bad they are, they are all retired machines from their parents and relatives.

If a mobile phone cost two or three thousand yuan a few decades ago, and the monthly salary was several hundred yuan, then it would be another story.

Today's mobile phones are still a little fragile when used as bricks.

What is this West Water Sect that shocks the West Water Ditch?

"Hey, I really don't know. ”

Wang Dazhui smirked embarrassedly, and then said with a look of anticipation on his face, "If you have the opportunity, you can lend me your mobile phone to play, it will be very happy!"

Wu Di: "......"

He really wanted to rush up and strangle the king's sledgehammer.

Made, are you sure you're not kidding him?

"Whew-"

Wu Di took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down, and then looked at Wang Dazhui curiously: "That...... I wonder how you found my house because you don't even know your phone?"

"Hehe, my uncle once told me your address and how to find you. So, I did what my uncle said. Wang Dazhui smirked innocently.

Wu Di: "......"

He was already numb, and he no longer knew whether he wanted to strangle Wang Sledgehammer or throw him into the oil pot and explode.

This superb is probably the best in the world.

"Then how did your uncle tell you to come?" Wu Di asked again.

"Uncle I said that if he hadn't called his master for a month and learned about his whereabouts, he would have told me to leave the sect and climb over the five mountains in front of the mountain gate, and wait on the side of the road after seeing a cement road. ”

Wang Dazhui told himself the specific process of how to find Wu Di, "There will be a shuttle bus carrying people on the highway, just like those cars that charter a bus to visit our mountain gate on holidays." Then there will be a large shuttle bus to the capital, and I will just follow the bus and get on the bus. ”

Wu Di: "......"

And this kind of operation, it's really drunk!

Can you be at the best?

There is also Wang Da Hammer's uncle is indeed the best, directly tell Wang Da Hammer to hit or take a motorcycle and other means of transport to the nearby station to take a car, transfer to the capital, and there is a road after crossing five mountains.

Really, if Wu Di knew who he was in the world, he would definitely unceremoniously reward him with a slap.

Tai Chi is good!

It is not a loss to come out of a sect.

"Then after you arrived in the capital, why did you mine again?"

Wu Di looked at Wang Dazhui in the soil, and at first glance, he saw that he had lived in the countryside for a long time and had not been in line with the urban culture, and he was even more curious for a while.

"Uncle I said that after arriving in the capital, come out and ask the driver to take me out of the station, or go out by yourself and find a car, whether it is a car with several wheels, as long as you give him a hundred yuan and this address, he will send me to Mr. Wu's door. ”

After speaking, Wang Dazhui took out a yellowed piece of brown paper from his pocket, on which an address was written with a brush.

The address is Wu's enemy's house, yes.

"This ......"

Wu Di took the kraft paper, and he was completely speechless by the superb level of their master and apprentice.

What the hell is going on?

In the 21st century, it is more effective to tell people to look for someone or something like this, than to call the police for help.

"The handwriting is good!"

Wu Di looked at the handwriting on the brown paper with a deep heart, and immediately couldn't help but be amazed by it.

The writing of the brush is too beautiful, and the strokes are like knives and knives, but it does not make people feel any murderous aura, but when they look closely, they feel that the strokes are fiercely cut at themselves.

This is one of the highest realms of calligraphy masters, and you can feel the sharpness contained in him when you taste it without revealing it.

The person who wants to write this character must have a very high martial arts realm, and secondly, his vision is not comparable to ordinary people, at least he is a person who has seen a lot of things, otherwise it is impossible to write such a word.

"How about Mr. Wu, my uncle's handwriting is good, right?" Wang Dazhui saw that Wu Di was silent in his handwriting, and couldn't help but ask out loud.

"It's really beautiful. ”

Wu Di nodded and praised, "At the same time, these words of your senior uncle can let me dispel any doubts about you, because such a master disdains to lie to me." ”

"Thank you, Mr. Wu, for your compliment. Wang Dazhui thanked his uncle.

"Do you know what your uncle looks like?" Wu Di asked curiously.

This guy didn't leave a phone number, and he didn't let his nephew know his name or even the road number outside, so he came over with a piece of paper to say that he knew Wu Di, which was really hard to guess.

Now, Wu Di could only ask from the other party's appearance to see what obvious characteristics reminded him of who he was.

"My uncle has white hair and a small goatee, and his skin is extremely white and tender. And the hair and beard, even if they are not washed for three or five days, they still look as white as snow. Wang Dazhui said.

Wu Di: "......"

Isn't this the legendary crane hair?

"Are there any other characteristics?" Wu Di had already lost his temper at all by Wang Dazhu's mastery.

Similarly, he was also tortured by his uncle and lost his temper, thinking that if he knew who the other party was, he would be willing to settle today's account if he had the chance.

What the hell is this?

Another day, Wu Di also asked one of his cronies to find the other party, and said that he was the horse boy of the boss of a certain area to see if the other party could guess who he was?

Mark your name in the address with cowhide on it, and you'll die?

Otherwise, tell Wang Dazhui that so-and-so asked him to come and visit, will he die?

"Huh?"

Wang Dazhui raised his head and thought for a while and said, "It seems that he still likes to play very much, since I entered the sect, he rarely stayed in the sect, and he traveled all over the world without even getting married, and from time to time he wrote a letter back to report his safety, and made a long call after the mobile phone became popular." Unless it's a major sect event, he will never come back. ”

Wu Di: "......"

He believed that he must have done a sin in his previous life, and God let Wang Dazhui punish him in this life!

(End of chapter)