The group did not stay in Yichang for long, and began to leave the Yang family the next day. It is said that Yang Shouren handed over all the businesses of the Yang family to the clan, and spent a large sum of money to build a welfare home to adopt those disabled who are physically disabled or mentally handicapped.

In fact, I know that Yang Shouren is paving the way for Ye Qi. This head is cold-hearted, and ordinary people have relatives who turn against each other for the sake of interests, not to mention such a big family as the Yang family. There are by no means a few people who covet the position of the patriarch of the Yang family. I am afraid that Yang Shouren's abdication will be a bloody battle.

Merely...... What does this qiē concern us? I have seen too much and experienced too much, and my heart has slowly become numb and indifferent. It seems that it has become the nature of postmodern people to die for money. No matter how sad and dissatisfied I am, I am just one person after all, and I can't change anything.

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The bustling railway station, due to the proximity to the New Year's Pass, the train ticket is particularly difficult to buy, and finally the smart fat man thought of a compromise solution, on the whole car to Guangdong, but first buy Yichang to Hengyang, Hengyang arrived after saying that he forgot, and then make up the full ticket.

"Buying such a ticket, and making such a fuss for a long time, is also due to you for having such a smart head." I sighed from the bottom of my heart

The fat man shook the train ticket in his hand and pouted, "Do you think we are buying tickets?" But at the end of the year, we are not buying tickets, we are buying lottery tickets, and when we win the lottery, we just go home by the way. ”

Me: "......" is not a dog with eight, but it makes sense.

Under the compromise strategy of the fat man, we still returned to Shenzhen smoothly. I found that the fat man's method, although not very honest, is indeed very useful, at least it is much better than staying in Yichang for a few days without a ticket.

I returned to Guangdong and lived a leisure life for more than a month. In the past month or so, the fat man and I have also gone to find Yao Wenju, Yao Wenju really did not break his promise, and actually took me and the fat man to Dongguan and went to one of the leisure clubs of Yao's family for massage...... It's still the kind of irritating oil pushing.

But...... When I, the fat man and Yao Wenju just entered the private room, before they took off their clothes, Yao Yirong rushed over with a large number of women murderously. slapped away the technician sitting on Yao Wenju's back, and looked at Yao Wenju coldly.

Behind Yao Yirong, there are four women with different temperaments, I and the fat man look at each other, I don't know why she is leading these chicks here? Is it cheering, or is it her centaurs...... Logically speaking, we don't know these chicks.

However, we soon found out. As soon as Yao Wenju saw these women, he immediately froze, covered the quilt and pillow, and looked at his sister standing next to him with a frown and a depressed expression.

Then, we learned that these women in Nima were actually Yao Wenju's one, two, three, and four girlfriends, and they didn't even know each other's existence in the well water.

But Yao Yirong, a troublesome woman, sent a message in a group according to her mobile phone number, so the four beauties gathered in the leisure club, and there was a mahjong table, and the stage could be opened.

The four women didn't tear Yao Wenju, but in the private room, you glared at me, pulling and scolding each other. Sometimes I really don't understand women, it's obviously your own man who is struggling, you beat the little three, the four, the five, you have a fart, the man doesn't change, the little three doesn't go and come.

However, this relationship is also chaotic, and I don't know who the little three, the four, and the five are. I only know that the private room is now more chaotic than the Three Kingdoms War, Yao Yirong watched several women fight with cold eyes, and her cold eyes glanced at us by chance, which scared me and the fat man.

You can take care of your own brother, but you can't take care of us, right...... However, looking at the chaotic state of the private room now, the fat man and I both know that Yao Wenju has a headache, and I am afraid that there will be no follow-up to this matter.

So, the fat man and I bypassed these struggling girls and prepared to walk out of the door and go back to Shenzhen. Before leaving, the fat man and I didn't forget to give Yao Wenju a thumbs up, I didn't know that this product was so energetic, there were one, two, three, four or four girlfriends, thinking that the time spent with his girlfriend was enough for him to toss, not that ordinary people don't have such vigorous energy.

Unexpectedly, as soon as we walked out of the room, we saw a tall figure standing at the door blocking us. The moment I raised my head, the fat man and I immediately froze, and the person standing at the door was Uncle Qingsong, who was staring at me and the fat man with an angry face.

After that, the fat man and I were twisted by Uncle Qingsong and returned to Shenzhen. Don't look at it, it must be Yao Yirong who went to tell the truth, otherwise how could Uncle Qingsong come to Dongguan with such a good look.

As a result of this, the fat man and I knelt in front of the Huaguang Ancestral Altar for three days with our ears twisted. For cultivators, the first abstinence from sexual immorality is that you can't touch women, and it's okay for husband and wife to have fun, but you can't go out to find women, and you can't go out to find women, and you can't go out to overindulge, because excessive indulgence will cause the loss of yang energy. Even. Even on certain days, we are not allowed to have sexual intercourse, and we have to keep our bodies clean to face our ancestors.

It just so happened that the day Yao Wenju took us there happened to be a taboo day. It's just that the fat man and I collided like a deer, and we forgot about this fateful time. Originally, Uncle Qingsong was not so angry, but he hit this taboo so well, you can imagine how tragic our consequences were, copying scriptures in front of the patriarch's altar without eating or drinking, and kneeling for three days. After getting up, the whole person can't be cute anymore.

A week passed before we were punished, Yang Qiye came to take the fat man away, and he said that he would take the fat man to the mountains for penance for a period of time, so that he could identify the herbs that grew in the mountains.

It can be seen that Yang Qiye really wants to teach his life's skills to the fat man, if he were an ordinary person, he would have been happy and couldn't close his mouth with a smile.

In the Fa teaching, learning art is a long road, not to mention that the master has to assess the disciples. Moreover, there are very few people who are unselfish, and those who teach their skills are not always left with one hand, and this last hand is not a disciple of the family, and it is not a blood line that cannot be learned. It is often possible for a master to have hundreds of apprentices, but there are only one or two people who have really learned this secret hand.

Now that the fat man has met Yang Qiye, he should be happy, but the fat man is not only not happy, but has a bitter face, as sad as if he has been deceived of his whole wealth.

"Do you know what Li Shizhen said before he died?" The fat man asked me with a bitter face and teary eyes

According to historical records, Li Shizhen died of old age and natural causes. But what did you say before you died? This history is not recorded, but it should be a warning to future generations to carry forward the medical skills.

But the fat man stretched out a finger and shouted: "Wrong, before Li Shizhen died, he must have pinched his neck and said that this grass is poisonous ......" After that, the fat man still pinched his neck, and his interpretation was very flexible.

When I was so speechless that I was ruined by him, the fat man pulled my sleeve again, and said pitifully: "Haisheng, I have confessed to Sister Jingjing ninety-nine times, and I have failed ninety-nine times, and now I am ready to confess the hundredth time." If I am unfortunate enough to hang up, please be sure to relay this last confession to Sister Jingjing. Anyway, I succeeded once, and I was dumbfounded. ”

"Well, okay, you can say it!" Seeing him perform so movingly, I had to sacrifice myself to cooperate with him

"You wait, I'm sure Sister Jingjing will be moved by my specially designed confession" The fat man took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket and officially began his confession

"Ah...... Sister Jingjing, you are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am the melon, you are the teacup, I am the tea, you are the toilet, I am the brush, I am the ......" The fat man suddenly opened his hands, and shouted "Ah......"

"Ah...... Sister Jingjing, if you wake up, I would like to be the in your eyes; If you die of heat, I'd like to have three feet of cloth left on you. If you go to the toilet, I'm willing to be your paper; Wipe...... 02 "As soon as the conversation turned, the fat man's emotions were expressed again

"...... : In the face of such a slut, I had no choice but to send a volley without hesitation.

Originally, parting should have been sad, but I don't know why, being messed up like this by the fat man, I only had the urge to shove his head into the toilet. What kind of bullshit love poem of this Nima, I'm afraid that I will be stuffed into the toilet by Si Lijing before I finish retelling.