Chapter 123: The Ruler
Old Man Zhao was wearing a white shirt barefoot, looking like he had just gotten up from bed, with a large sweat stain on the collar on his chest, and his face was like ashes, and the layman looked like he was about to die. But Pu Wei was close, he had just finished measuring Old Man Zhao's life, and Old Man Zhao should be dead. No matter how you look at it, it's a dead face.
At this time, Zhao Qing suddenly entered the house, squeezed past Pu Wei, held Old Man Zhao and said nervously: "Dad, Dad!" Why are you out! Hurry back and lie down! After speaking, he half-dragged and half-dragged his father into the house.
As a result, at the moment when Old Man Zhao turned around and went back to the house, Pu Wei accidentally found that there was a dark purple patch on Old Man Zhao's arm, he had been doing white things for many years, and he could see at a glance that it was a corpse spot, so this old man was indeed dead, but why could a dead man come out? Could it be a fraud? When Pu Wei thought of this, the door of the house had been closed with a "bang", and he couldn't see the situation inside, so Pu Wei subconsciously looked at the wooden ruler in his hand to measure his life.
The wooden ruler is still Pu Wei's grandfather, who got it by some chance, according to his father, this ruler is specially used to measure his life. Although it looks like just an ordinary tailor's yellow ruler, the slender two sides of the ruler are densely engraved with many symbols and small characters, and there are red capital numbers at intervals, from the beginning, it is one-one, one-two, one-three, and then two-two, two-three, and two-four in turn down until ninety-nine, in fact, Pu Wei does not know how to use it too well, this ruler was left to him by his father, and what he taught was to measure the distance from the tip of the shoe to the threshold. But when it is time to really measure his life, the maximum distance will not exceed May Day, and more than half of the ruler will not be used. Pu Wei felt that it might be the wrong method he used, this time he gave Old Man Zhao a red four-four, and the small character passed away, which means that he has been hooked to the netherworld, then he must be dead, but the old man himself has come out, although there is something strange, but he is still alive.
The eaves in the courtyard are short, and Hu Dafang took off his raincoat at the gate, and now he is standing outside the door of the east wing, wet from head to toe by the rain. This uncomfortable body naturally became angry, and complained: "Damn, what, what's the matter!" That old man is not dead, what are you calling us to do? Don't let me in yet, I want to drench you to death! ”
Xiao Qi's face was also full of water, but he was quite happy, looked at the surrounding courtyard and said, "Second brother, don't talk nonsense, you see how this is better than Sun's house!" And the fish pond! "Sun's big head is the former rich man of Lushi County.
After hearing this, Lao Wu smiled and said, "What fish pond? It's a pond, rich people are like this, Sun's head is at most a piece of earth, he knows a bird, his mother knows how to count money, fortunately he has the self-knowledge to hang himself in advance, otherwise he will definitely dig a dung pit for others on the street now! ”
Because of the mention of the rich man Sun, Lao Wu couldn't help but say more, but also that Sun's head was too lacking in virtue and didn't do a good thing. A few years ago, it was liberated, and people raided their homes, and the villagers also took the opportunity to go in and grab things, and finally all the food and valuable things in the house were robbed, the roof tiles were smashed, and the doors and windows were smashed and destroyed. The worst thing should be that the ancestral grave of Rich Sun's family was dug up, and his father's body was still pulled out and still on the side, which shows how much the nearby villagers hate him.
That year, the grave team had not yet been formed, but the brothers were all around there, and they didn't know each other. When they went to copy Sun Datou's house, they also participated, but they went a little late, and the actual things of those tables, chairs and benches had already been moved, leaving only some strange things, which looked worthless and didn't know how to use them, so no one took them.
Lao Wu went into the back room and found a locked wooden box from the cabinet, which was not light when he picked it up. He was so happy that day that he jumped out of the back window with the box and ran away, but when he went home and picked the lock, it was a mahjong wrapped in a layer of leather. I thought it was a gold bar, but I was disappointed, and I didn't do it as a good thing and it was still on the side, and the mahjong was still in the dormitory of the grave team.
Thinking of these old Wu, I thought it was quite interesting, but when I turned my head to look at Pu Wei in the house, I found that the man was stunned and looked at the ruler in his hand for a long time without moving. Lao Wu and his brother were drenched in the rain, so Lao Wu couldn't help but whisper to Pu Wei.
"Hey! Brother, is it over? Can we go in? It's still raining outside! ”
Pu Wei came back to his senses by Lao Wu's call, looking at the rain all over them, he was so engrossed in thinking about things just now that he forgot about Lao Wu and them, so he hurriedly beckoned, and he didn't dare to say that he had forgotten.
"Oh! That's just done, it's okay, come in! ”
When Hu Dabao heard this, he rushed into the house first, and he was not polite to find a chair and sit down, took off his shoes and poured the stagnant water inside, and then shook his stinky shoes and said to Pu Wei: "Hey, I said that Brother Pu Wei?" The old man is not dead, what kind of business are you bringing us to do? We were afraid of coming late in the morning, and we didn't have time to fucking eat breakfast, you see I'm hungry! After speaking, he also showed his big round belly. But in the eyes of others, the belly full of fat intestines can't tell that it's suffocating.
Pu Wei looked at Lao Wu and said with a smile: "Angkor is really embarrassed!" I didn't make it clear at first, but from now on, we have entered the white affairs process, and you will be alive soon. Then hurriedly beckoned Lao Wu Xiaoqi to find a place to sit: "Come on, don't stand, come and sit, now that you have time, I'll tell you about it!" ”
Lao Wu thought that he was going to say that he was going to say something about burning head and tail paper, his head was big, his body was full of water, and he was embarrassed to sit on the chair of others, so he found a place to squat, and then said: "No, needless to say, I understood when we came, anyway, when the time comes, you will arrange it, we will do what you say, will we do it?" ”
Pu Wei took out a cigarette and handed it to Lao Wu, then helped him light it, and then squatted at the door with him and looked at the yard. Then he whispered to Lao Wu: "Angkor, do you grave movers pay attention to the dead people that are dug up?" For example, how many days do you need to re-enter the ground? ”
When Lao Wu heard him say this, he took a cigarette, bared his teeth and said: "Oh, this, there are really not as many rules as you do white things, at most, you don't open the corpse after the sun sets, and I don't know the rest." ”
Pu Wei was holding a cigarette, but his eyes kept glued to the ruler in his hand, and he looked sideways at Lao Wu and said, "Brother Ang, have you ever seen a dead man deceiving a corpse?" ”
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