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"And what do you want?" I looked at the old man Li who was holding my hand and was reluctant to let go and asked.

Old man Li said: "I'll go to live with you for a while, don't be polite to me, I don't have any luggage, I can go now, let's go, I'm not too embarrassed to let you wait for me." ”

Saying this, the old man Li pointed at me without embarrassment, and shouted at the boss who was cooking noodles inside: "Boss, collect money, he will give it." ”

Frustrated, I took out five dollars and handed it over.

Looking at the old man Li who walked in front of me like a beggar, I suddenly had some doubts, did I recognize the wrong person at that time?

I took Old Man Li home, and Zhao Yiyu was making sandbags on the balcony at this time.

This sandbag was also brought back by Zhao Shanyu yesterday from somewhere, saying that it was okay to beat me.

As soon as I entered the door, I heard a thudding sound coming from the balcony.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm back."

I yelled as I walked in.

My daughter-in-law, wearing a black T-shirt and short jeans, covered in sweat and gauze on her hands, asked me breathlessly, "Didn't you go to work?" Why did you come back, hey, bring a rag back to what, we don't have garbage at home. ”

Old man Li looked at Zhao Shanyu with a confused face at this time, and gave me a thumbs up and said, "Little brother, I didn't expect you to have such a beautiful daughter-in-law, it's amazing." ”

I was a little speechless for a moment, what's so great about my daughter-in-law's beauty?

"Old man, you look at me with lustful eyes again, believe it or not, I will beat you to death." Zhao Shanyu glared at Old Man Li and said.

"Little girl, you are still too naïve, old man, I have been traveling from south to north for so many years, what kind of big scene have you not seen?" Old man Li let out a chuckle at the corner of his mouth at this time, and shook his head slightly: "Do you really think that I am a beggar picking up garbage when I am dressed in tatters?" ”

Saying that, the old man Li moved his body and said, "Since you are going to live here, then I have to show some skills, I will let you make three moves." ”

Speaking of which, the old man Li put his hands behind his back, looked at Zhao Shanyu with contempt in his eyes, and thought about it again: "By the way, you are a girl, so that within ten seconds, you can beat me, even if you win." ”

I suddenly stepped back, this old man Li is going to be serious?

The old man's eyes also became very sharp at this time, and he had the demeanor of a master.

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Before I could see what was going on, Zhao Shanyu rushed up and kicked Old Man Li to the ground with a roundabout kick.

"Oh,, no, no, it's not called the start, it's not counted." Old man Li lay on the ground and shouted: "Oops, my waist flashed just now, I'm going to die." ”

Zhao Shanyu looked at the old man shouting on the ground speechlessly, and asked me, "Where did you find such a funny comparison?" ”

"Picked it up on the street." I said casually, I also told Zhao Shanyu about Old Man Li after I came back from the Death Stack, but although Old Man Li gave me the impression of being obscene at that time, it was definitely a feeling of being a master of the world, but looking at Old Man Li who was lying on the ground at this time, how could I still have the face to say.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm going to let him stay in our house for a few days." I discussed it with Zhao Shanyu.

Zhao Shanyu looked at the old man Li on the ground and asked, "What will you do?" ”

When Old Man Li heard this, he hurriedly said: "I will eat and sleep, and I will be cute and behaved, I don't believe that I will sell a cute one to you."

As he spoke, Old Man Li pursed his mouth, and made a scissor hand in his right hand next to his face.

"Fuck your uncle, I'm disgusting to death." Zhao Shanyu kicked him in the chest again.

I'm also disgusted next to me, you can make up for it, such a bad old man, pouting his mouth and making scissorhands, if you want to be cheap, you can make more mistakes.

"Okay, I tell you, since it was brought back by Xiaofengfeng, I can't help but give face, in the future, the house will be wiped and the floor will be swept at home, and all the cooking and washing clothes will be yours, and if you can't wash it, you won't be allowed to eat, go to show us the store every morning, and you can't sell a Buddha statue for three days, and you're not allowed to eat." In the future, you can't eat on the table, and you have to report the dishes

Zhao Shanyu made a lot of rules like a housewife, and the old man Li's face became more and more pale the more he listened, and finally sighed and looked at the ceiling: "I didn't expect that I would be unable to protect my late season and do this kind of housewife's thing." ”

"Love is not in, not to pull down." Zhao Shanyu cut it, and although Old Man Li looked very dissatisfied, he still agreed.

Who asked him to let Zhao Shanyu give H with one kick?

I was just about to tell Old Man Sù Li to let him sleep in the sand, when suddenly the mobile phone rang, I picked up the phone and saw that it was Brother Donkey calling.

"Hello? What's wrong? I asked.

"Fengzi, it's not good, the clinic was smashed, it was done by that Brother Liang yesterday, he said that if you don't show up tomorrow, you will have to break Uncle Han and Xiaoya's legs." Brother Donkey said anxiously over there.

"To your uncle, how did you let the clinic be smashed? What about your? Don't know how to fight with them? I scolded.

Brother Donkey coughed and said, "I happened to go to the toilet at that time." ”

I went, not to eat, but to.

"Then Brother Liang dares to smash the store in public? I'll figure it out. With that, I hung up

Zhao Shanyu saw that my face was wrong, so he asked me, "What's wrong?" ”

I shook my head: "It's nothing, my place of work was smashed by a thug." ”

Old man Li hurriedly said next to me: "Little madman, I'll help you, I think back then, I punched Nanshan Nursing Home, kicked Beihai Kindergarten, and put down all of them below one meter, and stomped my feet in the morgue, "Stand up if you are not convinced!" No one dares to breathe, I specialize in contracting to fight gangsters, elementary school students, junior high school students and other businesses, but the gangsters above one meter and five are counted. ”

"Why don't you die?" I gave him a blank look.

Zhao Shanyu clenched his fists and asked, "Do you need my help?" ”

"No need, I'll just call Director Luo and say it." I shook my head, Zhao Shanyu is my daughter-in-law, how bad it is to go out to fight and kill.

After finishing speaking, I pulled out Director Luo's phone number and called.

"Hello? Fengzi, you're back from Tibet, how are you doing? Director Luo said with a smile over there

"Listen to it." I asked, "Director Luo, I want to ask you something, there is a gangster named Brother Liang near Shapingba Shixiao Road, have you heard of it?" ”

"Brother Liang? Where did the gangsters come out, it's worth worrying about you, the deputy captain of the SWAT team. Director Luo asked with a smile.

It seemed that Brother Liang really had nothing to do with it, so I said: "Director Luo, then tomorrow at eight o'clock in the morning, take a team of people to wait for me at Handong Hospital on Shixiao Road, if you can, don't wear a police uniform." ”

"Don't wear a police uniform? Why? Director Luo asked.

"Help me fight in a group."