Chapter 22: Ah, Fellow (with 100 votes plus more)
The man's face was covered with rouge gouache, and the red powder was blurred on his cheeks, like a blooming rose, delicate and gorgeous, but the other party's face was hard and lined, and he could recognize it as a boy or a girl at a glance.
No wonder others didn't dare to look up, it turned out that my face was so terrifying.
"Childe is you going to share the table? This way, please?" instead of being angry, he invited warmly, and his voice was delicate, and the tail note was still upturned and graceful, and a pair of cardamom-painted nails raised orchid fingers, pointing to the position next to him, the folding fan in his hand covered his face, and his exposed eyes were bewitching.
Yin Yun: "......" It turns out that there were also shemales in ancient times?
She wasn't a reserved person, nor was she a person who judged people by their appearance, so she sat down.
"Xiaosheng is called Qianji, what is the name of the child?" he looked earnest, poured her a glass of wine, and served it to her. The whole process of action is done, and it exudes a seductive charm.
Such a strange name?
"Under the clouds. β
"It turned out to be Yin Gongzi, I don't know if I can marry at home?" he covered his mouth and smiled coquettishly, and his eyebrows were full of charm.
"No, I didn't. "Hmm, I'm so hungry, why hasn't Xiao Er come yet.
"Childe doesn't look too small, why hasn't he been married yet?
The man kept grabbing her and asking, asking whether she had married a wife, why not a wife, and then continued to marry a wife with her.
What's going on with the inexplicable feeling of a chill in the back?
Why do you always feel targeted?
She smiled awkwardly, and he returned a shy smile.
Yin Yun: "......" can't really be a GAY, right?
"Have you heard? The Holy Lord has sent people to Qingliang Village to suppress the bandits again. The people of Qingliang Town walked and fled, and they were almost finished, leaving only some old, weak, sick and disabled people guarding over there, which was really miserable. β
"Three years ago, there was a person named Bing Shi in Lotus Town, and now there is another person called the former suspect, are these two brothers?"
Hatchet?
Yin Yun froze as she ate, looking at the man in front of her who was still staring at her.
He shook his head: "Childe is not me, I just happen to have a similar name." β
"I'm sorry. Yin Yun smiled apologetically, lowered his head and continued to listen.
"Don't worry about this for now, the Holy Lord has already sent someone over, and it is estimated that there will be news in the near future, but I heard that the eldest lady of the Prime Minister's Mansion has escaped from marriage. Now the regent has sent people to look around, the imperial city has been turned upside down, and people have checked the entrances and exits. β
"What's going on?"
What's going on? Kako had already told her everything.
The regent asked for her that night in front of the crown prince and queen.
I don't know what to do, so I agreed on the spot, and then she was sad and changed from the prince's fiancΓ©e to the imperial aunt.
Hahaha......
, isn't this plot all collapsed?
She is still waiting for Liu Rumei to send someone to assassinate her, and then take the opportunity to die, or if the incident of beating the heroine ferments again, the saint will kill her in anger?
In this way, how can you do it?
Get married?
Resolutely do not marry!
"Young Master Yin, why don't you eat it? If it doesn't suit your appetite, Xiaosheng's dishes can be tasted by Gongzi. He looked at her worriedly, pushed the food in front of him, and continued to stare.
Yin Yun: "......" No, this person is a bit evil, so he has to evacuate quickly.
She smiled apologetically, settled the bill with the money for his table, and then got up and went back to her room to rest.
As she stepped up the stairs, she heard a group of people enter, and the familiar sound made her walk in a hurry.
"Senior brother, I want to eat pig's trotters, I'm dying of hunger. β
"Senior brother, I want it too. β
"Okay, find a place to sit down, rest here directly after eating, and continue to hurry tomorrow morning. Leng Ming's voice was still as warm as it was at the beginning, Yin Yun's eyebrows relaxed, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but hook.
It turned out to be a big brother.
When Beidi invaded, all the people in their martial arts hall joined the army, she and her senior brother led their junior brothers to brave Beidi, and became famous in a battle, she became a general of Zhenyuan because of cutting off the leader's head, and the senior brother became a hussar general, and now he is the commander of the Praetorian Guard, and the other senior brothers also got a good job.
It's just that Mingyu's death made them very sad, and in a fit of anger, they directly divided the body of the person who killed Mingyu.
But he didn't know that the man was himself.
If they knew that they had personally divided the body of the most respected Mingyu Wuma, how sad would it be?
The past is like smoke, don't think about what you shouldn't think, and see that they are doing well now, so be it......
It's just that Tang Qingyun ......
Why are you so sure that she is Mingyu?
It's weird and weird.
She shook her head and returned to the room step by step, but she didn't know that she was hiding her face with a fan and staring at the direction she was leaving.
......
The night dew was heavier, and a carriage walked in the night, gurgling sounds.
After catching up with the mountain, the former suspect of a peach-colored hexagram jumped down from the carriage and walked forward steadily with the person in his arms in his arms.
"Master, I heard that the people sent by the emperor will come over tomorrow, what should we do now?"
The footsteps of the previous suspect did not pause for a moment, and the voice was still so coquettish: "What are you panicking? The soldiers are coming to block, the water is coming to cover the earth, and I won't squeeze you to block me from escaping." β
Attendant: "...... master, are you really good like this? Do you take us seriously? If you say this, we will rebel, let me tell you!"
The attitude of the previous suspect was very clear, and he closed the door and signaled that no one should be disturbed.
During this time, I finally saw a good product, how could I let it go?
Immediately washed himself and came over in thin clothes.
only to find that the person in the original bed was gone.
What about people?
With a swipe, the folding fan opened against his neck, and the cold air emitted by the sharp little horns went straight to the Tianling Gai, and he suddenly had a bad premonition, the kind he had three years ago.
"Aren't you the head of the cottage? Why lie to me and say it's not you, what are you doing with me? Do you want to share the money or the spoils?" Yin Yun, who slept until the evening, was not sleepy, so he lay on the bed and counted the sheep, and when he was ready to sleep in the middle of the night, she found that someone had put poison, so she pretended to be dizzy, but she didn't expect to be taken away.
When I opened my eyes, I immediately blurted out a sentence, such a glittering room, it is still as vulgar as it is, even the floor tiles are paved with jade and jade, and the surroundings are wrapped in gold, and the golden blind dog eyes are shining.
Wait, why does she say she's a dog's eye?
No, why did you just add a sentence like since?
"Yin Gongzi, I really want to sleep with you, just last time, I will give you whatever you want, you can let me be!"
Yin Yun: "......" may be dreaming? Why does this sentence feel a little familiar inexplicably?
The previous suspicion was seductive, and out of nowhere, I found a bag of powder and hit her face directly.
"Phew, cough cough...... "Damn, can this person not get into his nose when he is poisoning!"
Her eyes went black, her legs went limp, and she fell to her knees.
Damn, why is this medicine so powerful?
The former suspect was a little regretful and said: "Alas, I was originally waiting to be on it, but now I have to go on, Yin Gongzi, I will let you have a very good first night." β
Yin Yun: "...... "Your uncle on the first night!"
The lights flickered for a moment, and the silent room suddenly emitted a terrifying sound.
"Ah~ you liar, I'm going to kill you-"
The ears of the people guarding outside were pricked up, and they looked like they were watching a good show.
There was another sound of falling things inside, crackling and smashing.
"You can't change the facts if you kill me, whoever tells you to see a good-looking person will do it. Yin Yun's shirt was stripped naked and lay on the bed, revealing the bandage that wrapped her chest, she looked at him calmly, with a funny face.
The previous suspicion was like a thunderbolt, and it took a while before he trembled: "I want a man." β
Yin Yun: "......" shook for so long before these four words popped out?
"Hey, I'm a woman, you let me go, I'll tie you up a good-looking man. β
The former suspect squatted on the ground with some grievances, sobbed slightly and inhaled a mouthful of snot before looking up at her, "Really? I want the best looking person in the world." β
And the best-looking person in the world?
"Who is the best-looking in the world?"
The former suspect looked up in confusion: "I don't know." β
Yin Yun: "......"
"Retarded. β
The former suspect immediately jumped up like a plucked rooster: "You're mentally retarded!
There was a sudden and eerie silence.
Yin Yun tilted his head and said hesitantly: "The Heavenly King covers the Earth Tiger." β
The front was sluggish: "You are two hundred and five." β
β......β
Yin Yun: "Whoareyou?"
Ex-suspicion: "Imfine, thank you."
Yin Yun: "Retarded. β
β......β
The scene was still silent, as if time stood still, and the little guy listening to the play outside put his ears on the door and didn't hear a sound.
What's the matter? are all asleep?
Suddenly, there was a deafening sound, and the little guy's ears were almost deafened.
"Ah~ fellow, I want to hug. β
"Dead sissy, you give me death, I'm almost suffocating, let go of me!"
The little guy outside is already lying dead outside......
The situation inside was harmonious, and after the previous suspicion detoxified Yin Yun, the whole person hugged her arm and sought comfort.
"Fellow, you don't know, I've been here for five years, and I live in fear every day, and I don't know what to do, and I don't even want to sleep with a man. β
Yin Yun: "Didn't ...... say that you hate women, why are you holding them so tightly!
She picked it up with difficulty, and was suddenly shaken by him and sucked.
"......" MD, want to hit someone.
Whimpered a few times, and the former suspect squatted on the ground with half of his face covered, crying, "Fellow, how do you beat people, it's not a girl at all." β
"Huh. β
"Fellow, let me ask you, do you know this is a novel?"