In broad daylight, for normal guests, Yu Lei naturally can't let those little monsters open the door, and it's even worse to let a guest like Mieko open the door.

In addition, Yu Lei didn't have the courage to call Zhao Ling at all, so the burden of opening the door naturally fell on Yu Lei's shoulders.

No way, who called this the person who came to him in the first place.

"Open the door! You have the ability to trick us, you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're at home!"

Yu Lei, who was opening the door, felt that the sun was over, and this thing outside the door should be a fake Kikumaru Eiji, this is Aunt Jumaru Xue!

But there don't seem to be so many Qiong Yao dramas in this world, this bad line is just accidental......

Although Yu Lei thinks so, but now his mind is full of "You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door!", "Open the door! Open the door! You have the ability to open the door!", and it is also a tune with a demonic brainwashing style.

Vaguely he remembered that this seemed to be a demonic brainwashing song with more than one million plays on station B, and he accidentally clicked on it at the beginning, and then his mind was full of these two lyrics.

At that time, Yu Lei couldn't learn anything for two whole days, and his mind was full of this brainwashing song, after all, it evoked the painful memories of Yu Lei when he was a child.

Watching the cartoon, the old lady snatched the remote control and played "Deep Love and Rain", crying while watching.

Watching the Anti-Japanese War film, the old lady snatched the remote control and played "Deep Love and Rain", crying while watching.

Watching idol dramas, the old lady snatched the remote control and played "Deep Love and Rain", crying while watching.

The key is that this dog-day TV series has been replayed I don't know how many times, anyway, every time Yu Lei gets the remote control, the old lady can accurately switch to the satellite TV station with "Deep Love and Rain", so many satellite TV stations across the country, you broadcast "Huanzhu Gege", I broadcast "Love is Deep and Rainy", and he broadcasts "Journey to the West".

The most important thing is ...... He Yu Lei looked at it...... Still think it's interesting?

It smells so good!

Therefore, for this TV series that basically ruined Yu Lei's childhood, being suddenly brainwashed in a different world made Yu Lei very angry.

"What are you doing, what are young people doing so impatient nowadays? ”

Since he has been called uncle by these junior high school students, Yu Lei, who is eighteen years old, doesn't mind being an old-timer - just take advantage.

Kikumaru Eiji originally thought that this uncle was really not at home, so he simply shouted at the door without concealment, but it turned out that Yu Lei was late.

There is a point in Dongying, the sense of class between superiors and subordinates, seniors and seniors is obvious, although there is the so-called "lower gram up", but the "lower gram" people really put themselves in the "lower" position.

As far as Kikumaru Eiji's remarks just now, it is indeed a very impolite behavior, after all, Yu Lei has always abused them with "ball skills", and in the world of "The Prince of Tennis", or the world of these tennis brain students, as long as you beat me with tennis in a dignified manner, then your reason is right.

That's right, follow me to pronounce qiú - outside, jì - hang.

Outside qiúhang jì, got it?

Therefore, Kikumaru Eiji took two steps back and apologized directly to Yu Lei: "I'm sorry, uncle, I thought you weren't there." ”

"Ah, yes, we brought fresh sushi, even the ingredients are just caught by us! And this is also Oishi's craft, his family also runs a sushi restaurant, and his craftsmanship is no worse than that of my uncle's cook.

And Momojo and Little Devil have put a lot of effort into catching ingredients, so it's absolutely fresh!"

At the same time, Kikumaru Eiji brought up a plastic food box, and the sushi rolls inside were neatly lying in the box.

Although I don't know why these little ghosts have nothing to do, Yu Lei is not too embarrassed to refuse, although Yu Lei always feels that there is something strange in it.

"Lord Yu Lei, the meat in the sushi should be grasshoppers. At this time, a watermelon-sized crow tengu quietly flew behind Yu Lei and reminded Yu Lei.

Hearing this, Yu Lei frowned slightly, and the sushi made of grasshopper meat ...... These imps aren't going to take revenge on me, are they?

But haven't they heard that in the biological classification of the "phylum genera and species", there is a subspecies called "foodie" after the classification of the animal kingdom - chordate phylum - mammals - primates - hominidae - hominus - hominus?

Especially among the Chinese people, "foodies" account for the majority, and for them, everything in this world cannot escape the final three questions.

"Can you eat it?"

"Is it delicious?"

"How to eat?"

In order to eat dumplings, the Chinese invented the Spring Festival.

In order to eat glutinous rice balls, the Chinese invented the Lantern Festival.

In order to eat the Qingtuan, the Chinese invented Qingming.

In order to eat zongzi, the Chinese invented the Dragon Boat Festival.

In order to eat Qiaoguo, the Chinese people invented Qixi Festival.

In order to eat moon cakes, the Chinese invented the Mid-Autumn Festival.

In order to eat flower cakes, the Chinese invented Chongyang.

Even in order to discuss whether to eat dumplings or dumplings on the winter solstice, the north and south can quarrel;

Even eating a tofu brain can make the sweet party and the salty party break their heads;

Even in this country, the three stages of friendship can be summarized as follows: - what's the point of not eating spicy hot pot - okay, okay, okay, mandarin ducks, just mandarin ducks - alas, alas, you have a bad stomach, or eat clear soup.

Although the above is just a joke, Yu Lei, who was born in this country, can say it proudly...... A documentary about food not only has high ratings, but also once dominated the topic of ordinary people for a long time.

Oh, by the way, Yu Lei can't forget the smell of the red scarf corner when he was in elementary school.

What about now! You Dongying elementary school students actually think that grasshopper-stuffed sushi can be used as a routine and a way to spoof Yu Lei?

Students have nothing to do to play tennis, read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more.

Don't you know that there was a locust plague in a certain province in China one year, and as a result, piles of foodies ran to the most serious place to catch the news of locusts to eat?

According to media reports, reporter: How many corn crops have been lost by the locust plague?

Fellow: Corn is worth a few bucks.

Reporter: MMP...

The sales price of East Asian flying locusts is 15-25 yuan/jin, and the online sales price of high-quality green live grasshoppers is higher, and the sales price is between 25-55 yuan/jin.

Corn is about two or three yuan a catty, this is still the sales price rather than the wholesale price, so there is really a large-scale locust plague, farmers think quickly to catch locusts and sell maybe they can make a profit, of course, some locusts have certain toxins that will cause human allergies.

As for why in ancient times, when there was a locust plague, the peasants had to starve to death?

There were locusts for a period of time, and after this period of time, the locusts ate the food, and the locusts flew away, and the locusts could not be saved, you can't count on this locusts to survive the winter, and the Chinese people eat fried grasshoppers as vegetables rather than as meals.

By the way, pork is about a dozen yuan a catty, and chicken is generally about seven yuan a catty.

So Yu Lei couldn't eat grasshoppers if he wanted to, but these children thought they could be disgusting to Yu Lei.

This is the disadvantage of not reading, the asymmetry of information.

"Huh, is this grasshopper-stuffed sushi? Ahhhh

Let me tell you, grasshoppers are not only delicious, but also six times more protein than beef, and rich in vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, G, as well as potassium, calcium, sodium, magnesium, aluminum, zinc, iron and other trace elements.

Locusts are not only a delicacy, but also a good medicine, according to the record of the Yellow Emperor's Neijing, it has the effect of enhancing memory, preventing Alzheimer's disease, and treating brain damage. ”

Seeing that Yu Lei said that the head was the Tao, these secondary and junior high school students were stunned.

"Could it be that what he said is true?" was born in the hearts of Eiji Kikumaru and the other junior high school students.

Of course...... What Yu Lei said was all nonsense.

Vitamin ABCE is good to say, vitamin D is synthesized by the human body in the sun, and vitamin G ...... It's usually called vitamin B2.

Potassium, calcium, sodium, magnesium, aluminum, zinc, and iron are the order of metal activity, and as for aluminum...... Intake of aluminum can make people have memory loss, mental retardation, sluggishness, and aging, and ionized aluminum can be absorbed by the human body, but too much is not good.

As for the final "Yellow Emperor's Inner Canon", it is true - after all, Yu Lei himself is the Yellow Emperor, and whatever he says is what he says.

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