Chapter 28 Authoritative Conclusions

Just now, everyone saw that there were no chicken mouths or pig hair on the faces of the two young people, and there was a miracle in an instant, which made the well-informed police, experts, and know-it-all officials stunned for a moment.

This kind of thing is like magic, like watching a fantasy movie, and more like having absurd dreams.

Huo Ran, an expert on the "virus invasion theory", stood up, coughed three times, and after attracting everyone's attention, he walked to the young man unhurriedly, pressed the young man's "chicken mouth", couldn't press it, and scratched the young man's armpit, the young man laughed strangely, and his whole body relaxed, but the "chicken mouth" was still high and unchanged.

Everyone was puzzled and opened their eyes wide - strange things happen every year, and today there are many Tebido.

"That's right. ”

The expert who held the "virus invasion theory" was very happy when he realized this, looked at the young woman's face again, raised his hand to touch the tuft of pig's bristle-like facial hair, and felt that it was inconvenient to move his hands and feet to the opposite sex, so he could only put it down and said calmly.

"All these symptoms are caused by the invasion of the virus.

"There are no ghosts in the world, but this pair of young people speaks of ghosts vividly, and there are no inexplicable things in the world, but inexplicable things happen in the casino......

"All these changes are caused by viruses, and viruses can bring hallucinations, which can make normal people talk nonsense, and describe hallucinations as reality, as if they have eaten *.

"As for what virus causes it, we have to further let virus experts study, there are too many types of viruses, and they are constantly changing, and they can't be prevented.

"You've seen mad cows, mad dogs, and maybe other things in the village, but I'm sure it's all related to the virus.

"Maybe it's mad cow virus, maybe it's rabies, maybe it's a combination of multiple viruses, maybe it's a new breed, an atypical informal ......"

Eloquently, spittle, and a talented and forgetful shape.

The official has always been a jack of all trades, and the county magistrate's surname is Wantong, and he is the best among them, and he feels that it is difficult to be refuted, so he nodded again and again, and said strongly: "As far as the virus is concerned, this is more convincing, and I have long considered this." Who else has a high view? We must not listen to and believe partially, but should speak and express our position democratically!"

He talks about "democracy" at any time, and feels that this is very close to the trend of the times, but in fact, this is just a pretense, and it has always been arbitrary and arbitrary.

The poor ghost was anxious, raised his hands and said loudly: "I want to speak democratically, I want to express my position democratically! According to me, you all seem to be making a big bullshit! I object to all this you say! Because all this is the result of the obstruction of my poor ghost Mao Changsheng Mao...... I can testify for myself!"

When he said this, the poor dead man still spoke nonsense, and he did not show his appearance, nor did he mean to be heard, so that he said it was in vain.

So, unfortunately, people can't hear the words of ghosts, and what they say is equivalent to saying in vain, which is equivalent to "making a big bullshit", which makes the poor ghost feel very embarrassed and angry.

The experts with confused expressions on their faces stood up one after another, and one of the experts said in confusion: "There are too many doubts, and all our opinions and inferences are stubborn and flawed. For now, if I had to believe anything, I'd rather believe that it's demonic. ”

The county magistrate's face changed drastically, and he rebuked solemnly: "As a state official, I have always studied Marxist materialism, but I said such nonsensical words, which is too unexpected and disappointing. Except for the convincing scientific explanations, the rest is nonsense. Expert He, I used to admire your conduct and knowledge very much, but from today onwards, when you return to your unit, you will be responsible for sweeping the courtyard and dam, and the rest will not be a big worry for you. ”

"Ah, I know my mistake, I am willing to be punished!" "Expert He" was still full of confusion, and immediately stood up and returned to the car, saying that he would not talk too much again.

Because of this incident, "He Da Expert" was beaten into the cold palace and could not be reused for a long time, and later spent a lot of money to buy a wonderful inflatable doll to pay tribute privately, and then saw the light of day again.

Things in the world are really weird, and those who tell the truth often get burned and thankless, and say something that seems to be true, but is actually gibberish, will eat and drink spicy.

The poor ghost sighed angrily, poked his two bare stinky feet in front of the nostrils of the leader of the county party committee, and put his toes into his nostrils and shook them.

The county magistrate Wan Sitong sneezed three times in a row, secretly frightened, and secretly thought to himself: "Could it really be a virus invasion?" Lao Tzu has worked hard for many years to sit on the top spot now, and he is about to soar to prominence, but he is about to die young? No, Lao Tzu can't make chickens and eggs fly and lose his life and official position for the sake of the grass people's affairs. ”

So, he coughed vigorously and said seriously: "This is a tragedy caused by the invasion of the virus, just write a report from your public security and hand it in, and you don't have to waste time and energy anymore." Today's affairs, everyone should keep it secret, don't talk about it, confuse the people, and I have my own arrangements for the rest of the matters. ”

Turning around, he said to the villagers: "Everyone disperse, do what you have to do, and don't delay your own business." There is no need to say more about the tragic incident that occurred here, and the public security has already figured out the facts of the case. Please don't go near the place where the accident occurred, there will be professionals who will come and incinerate these bodies laterβ€”this casino and this dealership should also be cremated together, so as not to spread the virus and harm innocents. ”

The words were ambiguous and mysterious, and the villagers were also afraid of the indescribable "virus", whispered, and soon dispersed, not daring to approach half a step further.

The relatives of the deceased did not dare to approach, and put out incense wax paper fires in the distance, and wept bitterly while chanting words.

In addition to leaving four police station personnel to guard the scene, the rest of the public security personnel and the leaders of the county party committee and county government hurriedly got into the car and rushed back to the village, as if everyone had taken the wrong expired viagra or something spoiled medicine and had diarrhea.

The young man and woman, who had appeared unusually on their bodies, were wheeled into a jeep and placed in the custody of a policeman, who was driven by a policeman, and went with them - perhaps to re-record the confession, or to be quarantined for observation, it is unknown.

The lively scene was deserted, and the poor dead ghost felt unwell and lonely, and floated to the place where there were relatives to worship the dead, and saw wine and meat, and a lot of freshly made dead coins (freshly incinerated straw paper with ancient coins), and was overjoyed, and said to himself:

"People always have a lot of strange places, those gamblers themselves are not angry, they always affect you, you deserve to die, you are reluctant to them, and you hope that they will eat and drink when they go to the underworld, and have money to continue gambling......"

As he spoke, he picked up the whole cooked hen, and ate it in a big gulp, ate a few bites of chicken, and then went to eat the pig's trotters and pig's head, and picked up the wine glass, and drank it happily.

It's been a long time since I've eaten or drunk such wine and meat, and it's really enjoyable.

Of course, the poor dead man ate and drank, and there was no visible reduction in chicken, pork, and wine, and all he received was a breath, and those sacrifices were finally enjoyed or disposed of by the living themselves.

Mortals do this, it seems to be a farce, but the most valuable thing is the truth in it, and nothing else.

"People fight for a breath, ghosts fight for a stick of incense", "Yin people take a breath, mortals swell out of fart", that's what is said.

During the time when the poor ghost was eating and drinking, a big car pulled gasoline and water, came to the casino and stopped, and thirteen mysterious people wearing apricot yellow plastic clothes and colorless glass jumped out of the car, some cut the wires around the casino to prevent danger, some sprayed water around the casino to prevent fires, and some had to carry gasoline into the house to pour the corpses, and after the preparations were completed in an instant, the fire was lit, and the flames jumped up......

The relatives of the gamblers wept even more, and the poor ghost was also a little sad, put down the wine and meat, glanced at the dead coins that were scattered in the wind and no ghost came to claim them, shook his head, and walked deeper into the village.

"Well, am I getting involved in situations I shouldn't be involved in?" The poor ghost felt a little tired, a little interested, "People who really love you will often not be able to see the real you clearly, no matter how bad you are, how worthless you are, you will be treated as a baby." I am a waste in the yang world, but my father and mother will never be a waste ......"

Seeing the flames rising into the sky and smelling a thick smell of burnt meat in the air, the villagers rushed to the place where the bodies were burned.

I was busy paying attention to the experts and superior leaders just now, and I didn't have time to look at those villagers, but now I have leisure to take a closer look at those villagers, and the poor dead ghost is overwhelmed-

Six or seven out of ten villagers have abnormal appearances on their bodies, and they have all been touched by evil ghosts, but they still don't know it, they are still ignorant, and they feel that everything is normal.

Those symptoms haven't come on yet, but they're not far off.

Once the symptoms of the villagers broke out, none of them were spared, and they all died tragically.

Oh, something wrong!

Oh, it's time to save people like fires!