Chapter 169: I'm constantly taking a bath, where is the greasy senior sister
After getting the sword that the world personally sent, Li Yunfei understood.
It is worthy of the will of the world itself to make a move, and this shot is generous. Although the Lord God emphasized that this sword was not an artifact, the indestructible nature of this sword alone was enough to look at all directions.
I won't change the artifact here.
So for the other weapon that was sent with the sword, Li Yunfei also looked forward to it.
"What's the use of these chains? Is it used to tie up people? â
Holding the golden chain in his hand, looking at the other party's life-like levitation around him, Li Yunfei asked, "I always feel that this chain is very powerful." â
When he said this, this guy completely forgot about his previous expression of disgust for chains.
The Lord God explained coldly.
"This chain is the same as the sword in your hand, because it is the embodiment of rules, so it also has the characteristic of [not being damaged by external forces], and in a macro sense, there is nothing that can break it."
"Secondly, its ability trait is very simple, it is bondage."
"As long as it is an enemy bound by it, there is basically no possibility of zĂ i breaking free. The stronger the bound person, the stronger the power of the chain, and if the target of the bound is the god, its binding power is even so strong that even the god cannot break free. â
Li Yunfei was dumbfounded.
"Isn't such a powerful weapon open? Are there any flaws? â
The Lord God said coldly.
"The only flaw is that it can only be used on one target at a time. Once you've tethered one target, you can't tether any other targets, and it won't be very useful in large-scale clan dogfights. â
Li Yunfei smiled.
"I'm not on the battlefield again, what kind of legion scuffle am I afraid of? Don't say anything else. With its ability to restrain itself, this chain is simply a heads-up artifact, as long as the enemy's strength is not too strong, you can almost walk sideways with it in the future. â
"By the way, last time that woman named Jill dared to laugh at me for not being knowledgeable and boasting about all kinds of treasure artifacts in her treasury."
"Cut. If nothing else, with this chain in my hand, I will almost completely destroy her so-called artifacts...... Tsk, the next time I see her, I have to mock that stinky woman. â
Looking at Li Yunfei, who laughed and said that he would never go to the battlefield in the future, the main god was silent for a while, and suddenly spoke.
"Anyway, you can do it yourself, I'll send you back."
Li Yunfei was stunned for a moment, and suddenly reacted.
"That's the end of it?"
Lord God. "What more do you want?"
Li Yunfei scratched his head and laughed.
"You see, I've been single for so long, and it's impossible to go out to find a woman because of Ling'er, how uncomfortable is it? Can you help me communicate with the will of the world and resurrect my wife? â
"It's all so powerful artifacts, it can't even resurrect a mortal, right?"
"The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, from now on. I'm going to go to other worlds to fight and die a lot, and I don't know if I'm going to be slaughtered by the Demon King of the Otherworld. Now that I'm out of the woods, I'm ready to save the world. Why don't you give me some benefits? â
"It's time to give a newbie gift package, you see, the dragon slaying knife (sword) is sent with a click, and you have to send it to the greasy senior sister, right? Can I resurrect my wife? â
The Lord God was silent.
"Your request can't be fulfilled."
"Why?"
"For the resurrection of the dead is not something that the will of the world can do lightly. That's about the workings of a world, and it's a reversal rule. And the world you live in is on the verge of collapse, and the will of the world itself is too busy to reverse the rules to help you resurrect your wife. â
Li Yunfei was silent for a long time, a little disappointed.
"Can you help?"
The Lord God said coldly.
"If you have your wife's intact fresh corpse. I can help you...... Do you have one? â
Li Yunfei was speechless.
"Complete ...... It still needs to be fresh, and you should choose meat in the supermarket? â
After thinking about it, he suddenly thought of the clothes mound for his wife, and suddenly looked forward to it, "By the way, is it okay to wear the clothes she wore before?" â
"Of course not."
Li Yunfei continued to be disappointed.
"That's a joke, my wife has been dead for years, and when she died, there were no bones...... How can you tell me to get you a complete body? â
The Lord God said coldly.
"There is one last way left, and that is to completely destroy the dark matter of the world you are in and restore order to the world, then the will of the world will have the ability to reverse the rules and resurrect your wife."
Li Yunfei was still disappointed.
"I don't know how long it will take to do it, and then the daylilies will be cold."
Seeing Li Yunfei's extremely disappointed appearance, the main god was silent for a while, and suddenly spoke.
"If you just need an object to vent your physical needs, I can give you an artificial human for free."
"The appearance and body are chosen by you, and it is definitely a bewitching and charming face that meets your aesthetics. And in addition to the fact that there is no soul in the body, whether it is the touch of the body or the feeling when mating, it is no different from a real person. â
"I can give her a virtual personality, whatever the personality is, it's up to you to pick and choose. Gentle, pungent, quiet, introverted, arrogant, venomous, arrogant...... Wait, as long as it's your request, I can help you meet it. â
"How? Such an android that costs a large amount of reward points in the main god space will be given to you for free, and you don't have to pay the bill, do you want it? â
"What do you want? Who told you I wanted this kind of thing? In addition to having a virtual personality and making it more realistic, what is the difference between this kind of thing and those silicone dolls sold online? I was very strict with you about the possibility of resurrecting my wife, and you told me these things...... Who do you think of me? â
Li Yunfei glared at the main god with a straight face, "Am I that kind of person?" â
Perhaps it was because the righteous and awe-inspiring light of justice on Li Yunfei's body was so dazzling that the main god was shocked by him for a while, and he didn't speak for a long time.
Then Li Yunfei continued to speak.
"By the way, is this thing you said easy to keep? For example, like this sword and chain, I can take it out and use it when I use it, and I can shrink it and hide it when I don't use it, so that my daughter won't find out...... Is there such a feature? â
The main god was silent for a while, and suddenly said coldly.
"That's a living person, you still think it's an inflatable doll......"
After a pause, the main god said coldly.
"Forget it, I'll send you back."
So the main god, whose attitude suddenly turned cold, ignored Li Yunfei's protest and forcibly sent the shouting guy back to Wocheng at night.
Half a minute later, Li Yunfei walked out of the small forest on the side of the road with a gloomy face, covered with dead leaves.
"This damn Lord God didn't choose a good landing place, and almost sent me to the sewer pit...... This guy wouldn't have deliberately tricked me, would he? â
Raising his head to look at the dark sky overhead, Li Yunfei shouted loudly.
"Lord God, what do you mean by teleporting me to the pit? You TM stand up and explain it to me! â
Then he was treated as a psychopath by two passers-by...... (To be continued......)
PS: Regarding the recent decline in the monthly ticket rankings, I don't really care too much about it, because the plot of Wen Ren Muxue made me physically and mentally exhausted some time ago, and I finally relaxed, and I plan to take a good rest.
After all, competing for the monthly ticket list means that you have to explode more, and no one may be willing to vote for a monthly ticket (such as the first two days), as a part-time author who has not saved a manuscript, every time you explode is almost equal to a liver.
However, many friends are persuading me, saying that the monthly book list is very important, even if you don't fight for other lists, you still have to fight for the new book monthly ticket list.
Okay, then, I discussed it with everyone in the group and decided to try to compete for this month's monthly book list to see how many places I can fight, after all, this book has a good score, and it's a pity not to fight for it.
From today onwards, I will add one more chapter for every hundred additional monthly passes, and one more chapter will be added for every one person who advances in the ranking of the new book monthly pass, and two more chapters will be added if there is a wild alliance leader, and there will be no upper limit.
As for the daily guaranteed update,If nothing else,,It's two chapters.,If there's a change, it's at the end of the chapter remarks to notify.ă
The current monthly pass is exactly a whole number, it is 700 votes, starting from 700 votes, and every 100 votes added will add a more chapter, everyone, come on, let me see that I have a month down, a total of more and less chapters need to be added