The old ghost and I first followed the sheep intestine path to look for fruit. Later, when I thought about it, there was a problem with going on like this: it was not easy to find the fruit, not to mention, and there was a danger of exposing oneself.

So, the old ghost and I turned straight into the dense forest by the roadside. Where there are people, there is basically nothing left to eat. We look for roads where there are no roads, or where they are extremely difficult to navigate.

As the saying goes: "There are wonders in dangerous peaks", this is too reasonable! Beautiful scenery or fruit trees and other things are not on the side of the road. As soon as the two of us walked into a dense forest, we saw a tree full of fruit not far away. Red, red, yellow, and yellow, there are even people.

The old ghost was like seeing his own father, and he ran wherever he wanted his life.

As soon as he arrived, the old ghost didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, but picked a huge fruit and ate it. When I saw this fruit, which looked like a peach and an apple, I was very curious. Before he could stop it, the old ghost was already half a fruit in his stomach.

"Damn, aren't you afraid of poisoning?" I said, "Do you know if you can eat this fruit?" ”

"Whatever, you can't eat it! Seeing that this fruit is so ruddy and beautiful, it doesn't look like a poisonous thing. The old ghost didn't care, stuffed the last bit of fruit core into his mouth, and said, "Since God let me live, he won't let me die so early!" Well...... Delicious! Sweet! ”

"Hmm...... Yes...... Uh-huh......" the old ghost continued to hum exaggeratedly.

", what the hell are you*? As for it? "I listened to his voice and felt uncomfortable. If you let others hear it, you might think we're doing something.

"Delicious!" The old ghost said, and took another one and stuffed it into his mouth.

Looking at the old ghost's expression like eating ginseng fruit, I will be skeptical. I thought it must not be as delicious as he rendered, and I was about to take a bite, but I didn't taste anything yet. I saw the old ghost spit out the flesh in his mouth, clutching his stomach and shouting: "Ah! ”

I was astonished in my heart, and my heart said, "It's bad, and the fruit is poisonous!" Frightened, he hurriedly spit out the flesh in his mouth, threw away the fruit and went to help the old ghost who was about to fall. He blamed him: "If you don't listen to me, you will eat it when you come up." Pick it out! ”

"Ahem, ahem......" The old ghost didn't speak, just coughed again and again, like the flesh was stuck in his throat.

I watched him be in unusually painful pain, and for a moment there was no better way, so I patted him on the back to try to make him spit out the flesh. The old ghost just pinched his neck with his hand, and he couldn't spit out the flesh at all. Just hummed "ah, ah", his face was purple, and he rolled his eyes when he saw it.

I shook the old ghost vigorously and shouted, "Ghost, how are you?" You can't die! ”

I was in a hurry, and the sweat came down. Jiang hurriedly put his fingers into his mouth and picked at it, but he couldn't pick anything. I thought, it's broken! I must have been swallowed by the shake I just had. The old ghost lay dying in my arms, breathing, and was about to die.

"Ghost, don't die!" I hurriedly shouted, "Don't you still have a flight attendant?" Wake up, I'll give you a ticket! ”

In a hurry, he doesn't choose what to say. I don't know why I'm telling him this at such a time. But the old ghost didn't change in the slightest, and he still swallowed slowly.

My scalp was numb, and I couldn't accept the death of the old ghost at all. He said, "Can't, can't!" The old ghost and I have been going all the way, nine deaths and one life, how can we die lightly? I was so anxious that my tears were about to fall, so I lowered my head and prepared to give him artificial respiration. At this time, there is no need to pay so much attention.

Unbeknownst to me, the old ghost turned over and got up from in front of me. Haha laughed and said, ", are you really here?" ”

"it!" As soon as I saw that he was pretending, I was furious.

Get up and chase him and hit him. The old ghost hurriedly dodged and ran desperately. We stopped when we were tired of chasing, and I was separated from him by some distance. Seeing that I was really angry, I knew that I was joking a little big. Hurriedly made a stop gesture with his hand, and said with a sigh: "Boss, boss, I was wrong!" Please don't be angry! ”

I also sighed and said, "You wait, see if Lao Tzu doesn't dismantle you!" ”

"Boss, I was wrong, I was wrong! I promise there won't be a next time! The old ghost hurriedly apologized, and then said: "Let's stop making trouble, Qian Duoduo and Lisa are still waiting for our fruit." ”

When I heard the old ghost mention Duoduo, I was suddenly stunned, and I almost missed the right thing. Don't talk nonsense with him anymore, turn around and go back to the fruit tree alone. The old ghost hurriedly followed from behind, and he also realized the severity of the situation, so he didn't speak. At this time, I really shouldn't make this kind of joke.

When I came to the fruit tree, I took out my saber and cut it down according to the tree. There are two of us, a total of four hands, and if we take them off, we won't be able to take a few. In this way, it is different to take the whole pruning. The old ghost didn't understand what I was going to do at first, but when I thought about it, I immediately understood. He took out his knife and came along to help.

The two of us cut down a fruitful branch in three or two strokes. Then, he cut two more branches, and hurriedly carried the fruit branches in the direction of the cave.

The old ghost saw that I was still angry, so he took the fruit branch in my hand as if flattering, and said, "Boss, you rest, let the little ones come." ”

I saw that he was just like my grandson, and I couldn't help but be happy. There's really no way to take this dog/day! The old ghost walked in front of me, and the more I looked at it, the more angry I became. Shine on his ass, it's a kick.

"Oops!" The old ghost was defenseless, not so much in pain as in my startle.

"Why do you owe it so much?" When he looked back and wanted to say something, I cursed.

The old ghost wanted to have a seizure, but he didn't really kick me, so he didn't speak.

We continued to walk back, and after a while, the old ghost asked me with a hippie smile, "Boss, is what you just said true?" ”

"Well, you really owe!" I say.

"I'm not asking you this!" The old ghost said.

Actually, I knew what the old ghost was referring to, so I deliberately pretended to be stupid and asked, "What is that?" ”

"The flight attendant bought a plane ticket!" The old ghost said cheekily.

"Your uncle!" I scolded, "Lao Tzu didn't pursue you, you still dare to mention it?" ”

"Okay, good, don't mention it, don't mention it!" The old ghost saw that I was about to be anxious again, so he turned around and said, "But to be honest, I just looked at your face, buddy's heart is warm!" She was so moved that she almost burst into tears! It seems that the life and death of buddies are still quite important to you. ”

"You're beautiful! If you die here to feed the wolves, I won't care! I said, "I'm afraid to go back, Uncle and I want someone!" ”

When the old ghost heard this, he was not happy: "If you say that, it will be boring......"

"Shh~" The old ghost was about to say something, but I interrupted him and made a silent gesture. Calm down and listen, there is indeed movement around! We hurriedly crouched down and crouched in the grass. At this moment, we heard footsteps approaching us.