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It was about one o'clock in the afternoon that I arrived in Chongqing. (Please search for the fastest novel website!)

The first thing I felt when I got out of the car was that it was hot, not just ordinary heat, the sun was hot.

I walked out of the station with my bag on my back, and there was a big square outside the station, and there were a lot of banners pulling at this time, which were from various universities.

This is also the day when the new students come to report.

Suddenly, a thief-eyed, unusually obscene-looking guy walked up to me, I frowned, I thought it was pimping, just wanted to walk away, he said, "Hey buddy, you're from our medical university, right?" ”

"Huh?" I nodded, looked at the guy's appearance and asked, "Are you too?" ”

"No, I'm also a freshman, come on, come on, I've been paying attention to you for a long time." As soon as this obscene guy heard that I was from a medical university, he hurriedly came up to help carry his bag.

I took a closer look, this guy is quite dark, not very tall, about 1.65 meters, and looks very obscene.

He helped me carry my bag and said enthusiastically in front of me: "Dude, have you decided what major to study in medical university in the future?" ”

I shook my head and said, "I don't know much yet." ”

Anyway, I'm just here to mess around, and I don't pay attention to that.

When this guy heard this, he turned around and said obscenely: "I can sue you, I have been eyeing a major for a long time, and I am going to pull a few like-minded people to read it together, and I will see that you are a fellow practitioner, so I will sue you." ”

"Stop, stop, I don't know what your name is, why are you in the same way." I looked at this lewd guy and quickly said, "I won't do anything about stealing chickens and dogs." ”

"Am I like a chicken thief?" This guy asked subconsciously.

When I heard what he said, I felt that this guy was really similar, and of course, I didn't say it.

"My name is Li Erdonkey, you can just call me Brother Donkey." The donkey guy put his arm around my shoulders and whispered, "Dude, are you interested in studying nursing?" ”

"Fuck you, uncle, get rough." I yelled at the grandson, "Can I read what the girls read?" ”

"Don't mind, I've already had two buddies go to study with me before, guess which dormitory building the two of us are assigned to?" The donkey brother was mysterious, and said with a lewd face: "We went to study nursing, and we were assigned to the girls' dormitory." ”

After saying that, he looked at me and laughed and said, "What's the matter, follow me to read." ”

"Big brother, one day for the big brother, all living beings for the big brother, little brother, I am mixed with you." I held this donkey brother's hand tightly, and suddenly felt that he was not so obscene, he was still a little handsome, damn, he lived in a girls' dormitory, and he really made a lot of money studying at this university.

Think about the summer, when you get out of the dormitory, the corridor is full of girls walking around in underwear, it's really a little exciting to think about it.

"Be quiet, if there are too many people going, it won't work, one monk has water to drink, and two monks have no water to drink, haven't you heard of it?" The donkey brother scolded me with an experienced face.

"Yes, yes, big brother has to teach him a lesson." I nodded hurriedly.

I walked to the registration office with this donkey brother, and the donkey brother took me to sign up, and the teacher at the registration office was a middle-aged man in his thirties. Why is another one to study nursing? ”

"Nursing is the dirtiest and most tiring profession in the hospital, and it is too inhumane to just let female compatriots do it, and now the hospital is in urgent need of male nurses, and it will be convenient to carry a corpse in the future, oh no, isn't it convenient to carry a patient or something?" I said with a righteous face.

Don't think male nurses are very strange, in fact, male nurses are very popular in hospitals now, after all, they can do physical work better than girls, and the salary is also higher, but many men have no ideological consciousness and are unwilling to study nurses.

"Okay, second donkey, take him to your bedroom and live first." The teacher took a registration form, filled out the information for me, and asked the donkey brother to take me away.

Brother Donkey took me to squeeze the bus, so I said, "Brother Donkey, as for it, I'll pay for a taxi." ”

"Don't, the bus has the charm of the bus, you'll understand later." Brother Donkey shook his head vigorously, saw a bus coming up, pulled me and rushed up.

It's hot, there are too many people on the bus in Chongqing, people are crowded, as soon as the donkey brother gets on the bus, his eyes will light up, and then he looks at a very beautiful girl and walks behind the girl, and his eyes look back and forth on this girl.

Not to mention, Chongqing's girl is really in good shape, this girl looks ten years old, and she looks very good.

I was guessing what the donkey was going to do next, and I saw that the donkey brother actually put his right hand into his crotch.

Damn, this grandson is actually jerking off.

He looked obscene, looked at this girl's figure from behind, and went back and forth in the crotch of his pants.

Ahem, damn, I don't know this grandson, if Zhao Shanyu sees it, he will have to beat this grandson when he rushes up.

The people around him naturally saw Brother Donkey's move, and looked at him with disdain one by one, and turned their heads without looking at him.

The girl in front of him naturally appeared, her face flushed, and she didn't dare to speak.

After two or three minutes, the donkey brother took out his right hand with satisfaction, then took out a tissue and wiped his right hand, and then walked over to me.

"Don't come, don't come, don't come." I whispered, this grandson is going to come and talk to me, let the people in the car know that I am in the same group as him, do I still have a face?

"See, learn more......" Brother Donkey came over and said to me with a proud face.

"The death of the grass mud horse is perverted, I can't stand it." I had no choice but to strike first, and when this grandson approached me, I raised my fist and punched him in the head.

This grandson probably often plays such a game of bus and plane battles, and his body is so booed that he knocks me down with one punch.

I gasped, but luckily I didn't see that I was with him.

", you just said that you wanted to worship me as a big brother, why are you beating me again now, and I won't take you to the girls' dormitory later." The donkey guy rubbed his head, stood up and said to me.

Although the voice was not loud, the attention of the people in the car had already been on the two of us, and suddenly everyone looked at me with disdainful eyes, a pair, oh, it turns out that this guy is also a perverted look.

And the most important thing is that this guy said that he was going to take me to the girls' dormitory, and I suddenly felt that my decision to go to the girls' dormitory with him was abnormal.

As soon as the bus arrived at one stop, under the eyes of everyone looking perverted, I pulled the donkey brother and rushed off the bus.

"What are you pulling me down for, it's still half an hour before I get to school, and I'm going to find another beautiful girl to ......"

"Big brother, okay, let's take a taxi, it's cooler up there." I can't laugh or cry, although this donkey brother has a lewd face, and he should be extremely colorful, but he doesn't feel bad, and I can't get out of the fire.

Then after getting into the taxi, this donkey brother kept showing off to me which actress he had jerked off, and the A film in the dormitory computer couldn't fit sixteen G's and so on, which made the taxi driver's eyes look at us weird, just like looking at a pervert.

I looked at the donkey brother chattering next to me, and felt that this should be the biggest strange flower I had encountered in my life, and the frightening wind was much inferior in front of him.