However, it is not a good time to travel today, because there is a quiz this afternoon. I set the time for my business trip for tomorrow, and what I have to do today is to go to Lao Wu's house to have a look. If the lighter really fell out of Lao Wu's house, then there must be something else in his house. And Lao Wu is still hospitalized in the hospital. He broke his leg at that age, and he didn't get better for a month or two. I want to be discharged from the hospital for at least 20 days! If I hadn't taken this opportunity to turn over his house, there would be no shop in this village.

I can't do this as a thief alone, after all, I didn't ask Ah Gao for profit in this matter, he has to accompany him.

At lunchtime, I contacted Ah Gao and asked him if there was anything wrong with this.

He agreed, "Absolutely." Didn't I steal the exam paper for your freshman year of high school last time for you to steal it from Brother Xiong. ”

I'm still happy in my heart, this time I'm looking for a veteran. The time was set for the first class in the afternoon, because we heard that the whole school had a meeting in the first class in the afternoon, and we didn't know what the meeting would be. The second lesson was a quiz for our class.

In the first self-study class, I sneaked out of the classroom to meet Ah Gao, and then walked directly to the teacher's building.

The teacher's building is next to the dirt slope, which is relatively remote, and the teachers who live there will not go there? The house where Lao Wu lives is on the fourth floor, and he can't do it by turning over the balcony, and what about the anti-theft net installed on his balcony?

Ah Gao directly used a wire to twist left and right on his lock, and the door was opened. I looked at this Ah Gao and boasted, "Amazing." This kind of kung fu, if used in the right place, is also talent. ”

Ah Gao said in a low voice: "It's just a small craft." People on the road look down on thieves, and those who can collect protection money are the real kung fu. ”

I didn't answer him for a while, I didn't know what to say. What I said was in the right place, and it was also a talent, and the illness did not mean that he should be a thief. If I can pull Ah Gao over as his own, he might be able to help me steal the fat brother's account book. He has a large amount of money in and out of the account, and it is impossible for him to use a draft book as an account book like Liang En. If you had that ledger, you could do a lot of things.

Because we all know that it is impossible for Lao Wu to be at home, and he does not live in this house at school. We pushed open the door and walked in.

Everything is as usual at home, not luxurious, not simple. It doesn't look like anything special. Lao Wu should have gotten a lot of money from the fat brother, it seems that he didn't use the money to decorate the house and buy furniture. The car he drove was also an ordinary cheap car of thirty or forty thousand. So where did all this money go?

Ah Gao asked me in a low voice, "What are we looking for in our family, you have to give me a goal." ”

I said, "Just take a look, just take a look." Don't touch anything. ”

I walked his house inside and out. Even when I opened the bedroom door, I was already holding the incense stalk in my palm, ready to shoot it first, ready to shoot it first. But nothing!

After walking around, if I had to say anything special about this house, I would say that the Buddha statue in this house is facing the wall.

Since Lao Wu is a Taoist learner, it is normal for him to have a god at home. My master is offering to the Taoist domain, but at home it is usually offered to the Buddha.

For the Buddha, the general statue of the god is facing outward, and the Buddha statue in his living room is facing inward. Doesn't this make God face the wall? This situation is a bit like when I released the red-clothed ghost in the stunning color, and first faced Guan Gong in the corridor. Since he has a Buddha statue in his house, the role of this Buddha statue cannot come out. If you can't get out, why do you have to provide it?

It took us more than 20 minutes to look for his two bedrooms and one living room, and even his bedside table was opened by me one by one. I've looked at the bottom of the bed, and it's really nothing special. Didn't the lighter fall out of him?

Ah Gao looked a little impatient, he didn't know anything, he didn't even know what to look for, he just stood by the door of the living room, where did he give me the wind?

I said, "Let's go, go back to class." "At this moment, a night pearl on the living room cabinet rolled down and so unfortunately, at my feet. I looked at the pearl that night in confusion, and felt that it was not a valuable commodity, and there were five or three on the stall to buy things for children to play with. I still got it in my leg bag, though. A gut feeling that it rolls to my feet is something that has a fate with me.

We learn this because we pay attention to a kind of fate.

Ah Gao opened the door of the living room, and a female teacher's scream could be heard outside. It's really screaming, the roof of the building is going to collapse with it. Immediately followed by a male teacher's deep voice: "Thief! ”

It's almost an instinct, and when I heard someone shout this, Ah Gao and I both chose to run away.

If it was the English teacher or the math teacher who chased us at that time, there would be no follow-up. But it's a physical education teacher, and he's still a sprinter. By the time we both got downstairs, he had already kicked Ah Gao to the ground and pinched me around the neck, almost unscrewing my neck. I guess there's a red mark on the back of my neck.

I cried out and said, "Hey, teacher, teacher, we're not thieves." ”

"It's not a thief, why are you running to Teacher Wu's house? Mr. Wu is hospitalized. ”

The female teacher also ran down, shouting that she would send us both to the political and educational office. At the same time, many teachers are out of class and go home to blow the air conditioner. Watching the two of us give us a body search.

Someone else said: "Ji Chengbao." I've heard that he had one of his big years last semester. If you really steal something this time, you will be sent directly to the police station and expelled! ”

We were almost pushed to the political and religious office. The director of political education was still in a meeting with the principal, and we were both locked up in the political and educational office.

Ah Gao is also an old fritter in this regard, and he doesn't have much restraint, and he doesn't need me to comfort him. He leaned against the wall and said, "It's been a long time since I've been here." The last time I came, I was pulled over because I was kissing my girlfriend on the school road. My girlfriend is not mixed, she is a good baby, and when she enters this place, she keeps crying and crying. The teacher cried without scolding her. ”

"Oh, what's crying?"

"Who knows what the girl thinks. I can't drop a piece of meat. After that, she didn't even say anything to me, and they gradually broke up. ”

I suddenly thought of Tao Jing, when she and Tao Jing were locked up in the political and religious department, she didn't need my comfort. even said that even if she was beaten by the teacher, she didn't need me to defend her. Suddenly I felt so bad that I hadn't even taken good care of my girlfriend.

Taking advantage of no one, Ah Gao asked me, "Master Bao, did you find anything just now?" It's not like we haven't found anything, we're useless, we're just standing here in vain. ”

"What can it be? We didn't take anything. ”

"Didn't you just take a bead?"

"The beads are five dollars and three pieces, and he wants me to pay me 300 for him. I took the beads and buried them. ”

While we were still talking, the door opened. The director of political education walked in, looked at the two of us, and said, "Why are you two again?" Can't you settle down a little bit? One of them is in their third year of high school and has something to do all day, do you want to take the college entrance examination? And you plan to take the treasure! Your homeroom teacher is hospitalized, and you're still causing trouble here, don't you bother me? ”

I laughed as he closed the office door, then walked over to the chair across from his desk and sat down, then pulled out a lollipop and put it in his mouth and said, "Teacher, we didn't do anything bad." Pure misunderstanding! ”

"And say you didn't do anything bad? They were all caught as thieves, but they were still at the house of your homeroom teacher, Mr. Wu. ”

"Shouldn't you be happy that his house has been burglarized?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" He was looking at Ah Gao over there nervously, and I hurriedly said, "Don't worry, my own people." ”

We were chatting when the office door opened again, and it was the headmaster who walked in from the outside. I quickly stood up, lowered my head and said with a bitter look: "Teacher, we really didn't steal anything. "I also took advantage of the fact that the principal didn't walk in, and quietly took out the half-eaten lollipop. If you lose it, it will make a sound, and if you don't throw it in your hand, you will be found. I stuck the candy to the side of my desk, and no one would notice it for a while. I've done a lot of this kind of bad thing.

The director of political education is also a smart person, and he suddenly changed his tone and yelled at me: "You said you didn't steal anything, what are you trying to steal?" Say! ”

Ah Gao is very unhappy, don't start, a cold snort, standard bastard style. In exchange, the director of political education slapped him. The slap was shown to the principal, and the principal said on the side: "Okay, okay, don't leave a mark." Hurry up and deal with it, I'll tell you two things over there. ”

The director of political education nodded and said, "Right now, right away." Then he turned to me and said, "Ji Chengbao, what do you say you are doing at Teacher Wu's house?" ”

I lowered my head and whispered, "Isn't the monthly exam coming soon?" We just wanted to steal the test papers. "This excuse is okay enough, and it can be connected up and down, and it is logical.

"He's not in the same grade as you, how can you steal the test papers?" The director of political education glared at Ah Gao, whose face was red.

"I stole it, he was hired by me. Ten dollars an hour. ”

"Oh, I see that you were admitted to Mingnan High School, so you also stole the test papers, right?"

I whispered: "It's not easy to steal the general middle school exam papers, if I really steal them, then what else will I take to Mingnan High School, I will go directly to the Peking University Young Genius Experimental Class." ”