When I woke up the next morning, I was disappointed. The envisaged situation did not arise, and the fat man not only did not suffer from the wind chill. When I got up in the morning, I was still in high spirits and scolded Chen Mo a few times

…… This god horse is the most annoying thing about martial arts, my brother is the first time to calculate, how could it end up with such a result, it doesn't make sense, it's absolutely unreasonable.

"Hey, brushing your teeth didn't ...... Today I made an appointment with Sister Jingjing and Yao Yirong to go shopping. Just when I was looking down, the fat man patted me on the shoulder very expectantly.

"Go shopping, where to go shopping, I'm on vacation today, I'm going to ...... too" Chen Mo, who was washing in the toilet, poked his head out and echoed.

", you go shopping too, you can't be too wide." The fat man immediately clenched his fists in protest.

Chen Mo glanced at him: "The protest is ineffective, I am close protection, and many people can't hate it......"

"It's a personal protection, Lao Tzu is not rare, besides, I don't know who protects whom" The fat man muttered quietly, he naturally didn't dare to say it out loud, otherwise if Chen Mo heard it, it would probably be another quarrel.

When I heard this, I thought it was a show! Although the "Wind Chill" plan failed, shopping will definitely create countless opportunities for the two of them.

So, the group of three set off. Originally, there were four, but this Yuan Qiu has been playing too crazy these days, and Chen Zheng sent someone to send us an invitation, inviting us to his party tomorrow. In order to save his energy in a useful place, Yuan Qiu decisively rested in the hotel and attended the dance party tomorrow night in the best condition.

So, there were only three of us left shopping, and along the way, I intentionally or unintentionally alienated the fat man and created opportunities for the two of them. But the fat man and Chen Mo are like enemies, meeting is a quarrel, and there is no end for a moment. I'm starting to wonder last night's prediction whether the two of them are destined or feuding!

At ten o'clock, we met with Yao Yirong and Si Lijing in Macau's snack street.

Yao Yirong wore a set of white casual clothes today, and the whole person exuded the vitality of youth and sunshine, while Si Lijing changed into a lilac sling dress, adding a bit of maturity and dignity.

As soon as the fat man saw Si Lijing, he ran up, holding an umbrella and asking long and short questions.

Yao Yirong looked at Chen Mo in a little surprise, and asked me quietly, "Who is this?" ”

Chen Mo generously stretched out a hand and introduced himself to the two girls.

When she was done, she said, "I'm the bodyguard for both of them." This sentence aroused the curiosity of the two women.

In the end, I could only bite the bullet and tell the two girls about this experience, although I didn't add fuel to it, but the journey was indeed thrilling.

What made me even more speechless was that when I finished talking about the whole thing, Yao Yirong actually screamed in surprise, grabbed my shoulders tightly, blinked and complained: "You guys are so uninteresting, you don't even call me for such a fun thing." ”

I...... Are you sure it's fun and not scary? It's a thing that will lose your head in minutes.

"No, no, I'll follow you two in the future." Yao Yirong puffed out her cheeks and said dissatisfied, then pointed with her hand and said to me in a commanding tone: "Chen Haisheng, sister's order is now, you must catch that cute snake baby, I want her to be my sister's pet." ”

I...... Baby snakes, cute pets! Okay, I can only sigh speechlessly, this girl's three views are inevitably too distorted.

Yao Yirong was still reluctantly asking about what happened to the whole thing, and the atmosphere at that end seemed a little strange.

The fat man was like a pug, tightly surrounding Si Lijing. Yes, that flattering look is really apt to describe it as a pug.

And Chen Mo played the role of Edison, mixing two sentences on the side from time to time, often causing the fat man to vomit three liters of blood, but with Si Lijing on the side, the fat man could only swallow it in his stomach when he was angry, and he had to endure it alive when he was depressed. The only thing he could do was to stare at Chen Mo fiercely with murderous eyes.

As for how depressed the fat man is, I say it's useless, let's prove it with facts.

When he walked to the flower shop, the fat man picked up a bouquet of flowers and wanted to give it to Si Lijing, at first, Chen Mo said so.

"This flower is so beautiful, the petals are bright and jade, and there is a special fragrant floral fragrance that smells.

Then the conversation changed, and said in an occasional reminiscence, and a bland narrative tone: "It's just that I heard that many florists now spray a lot of preservatives on the flowers in order not to wilt in the process of selling flowers, and this floral fragrance is said to be a chemical perfume, and women will have a lot of terrible wrinkles when they smell this perfume, and they will never grow old after touching the flowers for a long time, and they will never get old!" ”

"Never old?"

When everyone looked at Chen Mo in surprise, Chen Mo nodded Shi Shiran, rolled his dark eyes and thought for a long time, then patted his head, and suddenly realized: "By the way, it is the dried corpses that are often shown on TV, and the dried corpses that are dug up are because they have eaten too many preservatives, so their bodies will not turn into bones for many years." ”

She took another deep breath and continued, "Preservatives, it's the same when you eat it and touch it, and your nose will inhale it. Once you suck too much, hehe...... It's never old. ”

After finishing speaking, she glanced at Si Lijing meaningfully.

Frightened, Si Lijing threw away the flowers, and then ran to the bathroom with a pale face.

And the fat man who was following behind Si Lijing stared at Chen Mo fiercely with murderous eyes, eager to eat her alive.

Naturally, this scene was fully watched by me as a spectator. At this moment, I dare to conclude without a doubt that Chen Mo's feelings for the fat man are far from being as simple as they seem, and behind this seemingly confrontational confrontation is the jealousy of women.

Although I think the relationship between the two of them is a bit confused, at least I can be sure that Chen Mo's feelings for the fat man are beyond the scope of friendship, and even slightly cross the boundary of love.

It's just that the fat man is a fool to put it bluntly, not only did he not feel Chen Mo's feelings, but he also thought that Chen Mo was targeting him and embarrassing him everywhere.

The man is a stunned young man, and the woman is embarrassed to say it because of her feelings. So this drama ...... I don't know when it's going to be a head.

Soon, the old contradictions were not resolved, and new contradictions arose.

A few of us came to a park, and not far from the park, there were many white doves resting there.

The fat man knew that Si Lijing liked pigeons, so he volunteered to pat his chest to catch these pigeons parked on the grass.

But the fat man was so bloated that before he could get to the pigeon, the pigeon spread its wings and flew away.

After tossing for most of the time, not to mention the pigeons, I didn't even catch a single pigeon feather. I was about to tell him to give up, but who knew that there was another very dramatic scene in the middle of the scene.

I saw the fat man bow and pounce forward, but the pigeon did not catch it, but he suddenly kicked a small stone, and the whole person rolled down the slope like a ball.

When the fat man returned to us, his body was already covered with mud, and the whole person seemed to have crawled out of a stinky ditch, and his whole body was dirty and smelly.

The fat man smiled and scratched the back of his head with his dirty hands, and said apologetically to Si Lijing: "Sister Jingjing, I'm really sorry, I missed and didn't catch a pigeon." ”

Before I could speak, Si Lijing covered her nose with a tissue and inadvertently took a small step back

"It's okay, you go wash your body, I'll go buy a bottle of mineral water first, it's a bit breathless." : After finishing speaking, Si Lijing turned around and left, her tone was very flat, but I saw a trace of disgust in her eyes when she turned around.

Yes, see the disgust.

This made me feel a rush of anger from the soles of my feet to the top of my head, damn, my brother is desperately trying to catch a pigeon, just to make you happy. Now that the pigeon has not been caught, but it is covered in mud, you don't comfort me, and you still look at my brother with this kind of eyes, what the hell do you mean? A man, desperately trying to catch a pigeon, for no other purpose than to make you happy, is this not worth your handout?

At this moment, I suddenly became very disgusted with Si Lijing, disgusted with her character, and disgusted with the way she looked at the fat man.

When Si Lijing turned to leave, the fat man was still standing there alone and smirking.

At this time, Chen Mo ran up, and the yin and yang weirdly damaged the fat sentence

"I told you to take care of yourself, you didn't listen to me, now it's okay, it's embarrassing for us in the animal world."

Yao Yirong and I were immediately laughed out loud by Chen Mo's detrimental words, Yao Yirong was even more outrageous, and the water in her throat was choked and squirted.

"Damn, I've long seen that you're a thief and a bad woman, and you've been targeting me everywhere since you've been shopping. You're trying to fight, aren't you? The fat man was so damaged, and the anger he had suppressed overflowed on his face again.

"Damn, dead fatty, do you talk through the brain! I'm a policeman, not a thief, and besides, do you want to fight, Miss Ben is always with you" said that, unfolded her posture and prepared to fight with the fat man.

Seeing that they were about to escalate from a scolding war to a fight, Yao Yirong and I were busy pushing them away. I understand the mood of the fat man, and if you change anyone, you will not be in a good mood if you are pestered by others for a morning. But the fat man is an insider, and he can't see it thoroughly as an outsider like me, so he can't understand what Chen Mo is thinking.

"You...... I don't want to see you, from this morning until now, you've been a-stirring stick, and you've never been kind. The fat man was very emotional, and he thought that Chen Mo's troublemaking had been planned for a long time, and the purpose was to take revenge on him.

"Good...... You want me to go, don't you? To tell you the truth, Miss Ben wanted to leave a long time ago, obviously no one had ever looked at some people, and some people were still sticking to themselves like dog skin plasters, and Miss Ben had already seen enough, disgusting enough, and she didn't want to stay with some dog skin plasters for a moment, not for a moment. After speaking, Chen Mo stomped his foot hatefully, and turned away cleanly.

However, I saw a trace of distress quietly slipping through her resolute face.

"Dog skin plaster, disgusting, I don't want to be together for a moment," Is that really the case? I couldn't help but ask in my heart

Women, as expected, like duplicity.