If you have a lot of money, you can borrow money from a lot of people, if you have a small amount of money, you can borrow money from a few people, and if you have no money, no one will lend you money from whoever you borrow money from.

The poor ghost had received such a life experience in the Yang world, and when he arrived in the Netherworld, he found that this experience was still very close to the truth.

There are many truths and many things in the human world and the underworld, which are different but the same path.

As a result, the poor ghost dispelled the idea of borrowing money from other ghosts to buy a private car—if you want to borrow a chicken to lay eggs, you are a poor ghost, who will lend you a chicken? If a chicken flies and beats eggs, or kills a chicken to get eggs, who will you go to? Lend the "chicken" to the poor ghost, and the poor ghost will slaughter the "chicken" for a full meal, and may not even return the chicken feathers.

The reality of the human world is very disgusting, the ghost world seems ethereal and romantic, and when it comes to money, it is also extremely disgusting.

Alas, any dream with money can become a reality, and without money, any dream must be postponed, stranded, and dissipated.

Full of loss and sadness, the poor ghost wandered around again.

If you have never had a dream, then there is still fun in living with the crowd, but if you have a dream, you have to give up and live the old life, but you have to endure endless pain.

As a result, the poor dead man appeared listless like never before.

"Alas, I can't live a life without dreams, I must pay money to buy a car, and be my own boss to do business! No money, sad, and no dreams, that is the real sadness! Money can be found everywhere, everyone can find it, and dreams, let yourself think about it, the unforgettable dream of the first love, not everyone can find it, you can find it everywhere! Oh, in order not to work year after year, I must work hard for a few years - with enough money, I can realize my dream. ”

The poor ghost was cooing, staggering, the ethereal road was empty, and the scenery beside the road was also full of shadows, I thought that there was no second ghost except for myself, but at this time, a ghost shadow floated in front of me.

The ghost is a short and stout male ghost, weighed with a netherworld scale, not three hundred catties, but also two hundred and fifty catties, fat head and big ears, but no lips, as if kissing some monster, was bitten off by the monster.

When the ghost turned into a ghost, a teacup-sized blood hole appeared on his stomach that would never heal, and his intestines continued to flow out, so he had to keep clogging it back, and he had to repeat it all day long.

Such ghosts, old ghosts and young ghosts all know that they have gone to the hell of intestinal pumping, and they don't know what joints they have opened to regain their freedom in the underworld.

The gut-pumping ghost looked vulgar, but he spoke in a voice like a Jiangnan girl: "Brother, you seem to be very short of money, come with me!

Hearing these perverted words, the poor ghost was so happy that his cold ghost heart warmed up slightly, squinted his eyes, and pretended to be calm and said: "You are the foreman of the contractor? Yes, yes, at a glance, you know that you are not an ordinary person." In construction, I am very good at everything, tying steel bars, erecting wood, laying bricks, painting, and making vibrators ......."

The poor ghost doesn't really know anything, but he is idle, he will make up for everything, and after a long time, he can get a little bit of everything, and he can take what he gets by hearsay as his own, and he also stubbornly believes in himself: as long as he learns with his heart, he can learn everything in no more than three days.

Therefore, when talking nonsense, it also seems to be the head of the way and full of confidence.

After listening to the poor ghost's words, the gut-pumping ghost believed all the nonsense that the poor ghost said, grinned with a big mouth with only bones and no flesh, and said, "That's good, follow me, and you will have a lot of money!" In fact, even if you don't know how to do anything, as long as you follow me loyally, I will make you capable and rich. ”

"Of course, there are always some unique good things in the heads of noble people and noble ghosts, as long as you follow them, you will get some profits. As long as you don't dislike it, I'll be doubly righteous - unswerving to death!" The poor ghost suppressed the joy in his heart, patted his chest, and turned his head sideways and asked, "How much pay do you plan to give me every day?"

The gut-pumping ghost bared his teeth and said, "It's too early to talk about wages." You will be paid as much work as you can. You and I are not idiots, nor are we kind people who can be seen through at a glance, we are all poor little ghosts who can only make a fortune based on their grades. ”

When he spoke, he looked at the poor dead slyly, and it was obvious that there was some kind of scheming hidden - only the unspeakable scheming.

The poor ghost was apprehensive in his heart, and he was sincerely afraid, but he couldn't miss the opportunity, and he couldn't come again, so he followed slowly, as if a lovelorn person suddenly met a mutual acquaintance.

"What kind of houses should be built? for the public or for the private ghosts? Is it easy to get paid?" The poor ghost had been silent for too long, and if he had the opportunity to speak, he would never let it go - all the chatterboxers were like that.

"Of course, it's for Lord Hades. There are too many wicked people in the yang world, and there are naturally more and more evil ghosts in the yin world, and the eighteenth layer of hell can't be fitted, so the lord of Hades has allocated a huge amount of money to prepare to repair the nineteenth layer of hell. Lao Tzu's ghost vein is good, the relationship network is overwhelming, there are big ghosts in the court, and his own skills are strong, so he is qualified to seize this good errand. Wages, you can rest assured, you can get a day's wages if you work for a day, and you will never be in arrears. ”

The gut-pumping ghost gushed endlessly, while holding down the blood cave on his stomach with his left hand, temporarily preventing the intestines from flowing out, and with a wave of his right hand, there was immediately a black, thick cigar smoke in his hand, and there was a lot of meat everywhere on his body, except for the teeth that were not wrapped in lips and looked white.

With a wave of your hand, you will have a good cigarette in your hand, and it would be great if you learned this trick. Showing such a hand in front of the public is guaranteed to increase his worth.

The poor ghost was stunned for a moment, licked his lips, and followed, slapping the gut-pumping ghost on the ass ten times in a row.

Thousands of clothes are worn, sycophants are not worn, the intestinal smoker feels comfortable, and with a wave of his hand, he gives a cigar to the poor ghost.

"Boss, that's the boss, the brand you enjoy is different, and the shot is also different! This is the first time I've smoked such a good cigarette, and I don't know how much it costs?" The poor ghost turned over and looked at the cigar as thick as a penis more than a dozen times, sniffed it carefully, and then asked the price with a five-body respect.

"It's not expensive—you work for three days and three nights in a row, and your salary is enough to buy one. Smoke it with confidence, see how well-behaved you are, this is for you. "The gut-pumping ghost seemed nonchalant.

"So expensive? Alas, I have never met a noble person in the Yang world, but I finally met a noble ghost in the Yin world! It seems that my fate is about to change from now on!" "The poor dead ghost is not busy smoking cigars, preparing to save them for future occasions when there are many people and ghosts, and show off as the boss - the smaller the person, the more he likes to swing broad, unchanged through the ages, and the yin and yang are the same.

"Of course, if you want to change your fate, it's not easy, I'll just fart and you'll be done!" The gut pumper looked careless, threw away the cigar that had just taken two puffs, and most of the cigar left, and lit another cigar in the void, "Smoke, the more you smoke, the more you save, the more you save, the more you will nothing." Men's money is earned by hard work, not by tightening their belts. Remember: eat and drink a lot to make up for it, save money and use ghosts to steal. ”

The poor ghost said yes again and again, and while hiding the good cigar given by the gut pumper, he waved his hand to summon the half of the cigar that the gut smoker had just thrown away, and sucked greedily despite the saliva of the gut pump.

Seeing it in his eyes, the gut-pumping ghost first showed a trace of contempt, and then a trace of pride, and secretly thought to himself: "A poor ghost is a poor ghost, materially lacking, and the spiritual hall is also empty. The lord of Hades commanded, what do you say, this poor ghost has a strange ability, and if he is collected under his hands, it will eventually have extraordinary use value, but I have followed all the way, and it has been a long time, but I have not seen any special functions, and it looks cheap and unremarkable. Hmph, a little favor and a small favor, just let a poor ghost obey - the poor ghost is too easy to accept. ”

The poor dead man took a puff of cigar and looked through it again, reluctant to give up, lest there was not much left, looking like a cheap and childish family, but he also thought beautifully in his heart: "The boss's money is all made by treachery, if there is a advantage, you don't take it for nothing, and if you take it, you will take it for nothing, it is better to take it for nothing." Lao Tzu has nothing to do anyway, so let's hang out with you rotten boss! Lao Tzu has nothing anyway, and he is still afraid of being taken advantage of by you? You treat Lao Tzu as a stupid pig, and it doesn't matter if Lao Tzu simply pretends to be more stupid. Hmph, if you hunt with a rabbit, you can get a few turnips at most, and if you hunt with a tiger, you may get half an elephant. ”

The two short-lived ghosts each have a ghost fetus, they both think they have a plan, and they are very happy, as if they are about to celebrate the New Year, talking and laughing, yin and yang are weird, and they seem to be closer than their own brothers.

In this way, the two clouds of smoke spiraled forward, farther and farther.